I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET

well charlie you're the last child left isn't that exciting i don't know you're a very lucky little boy you get to see what's behind that door now charlie don't you want to see what's behind that door i don't know come on it'll be fun follow me oh caught you taking a peek there charlie that's all right nothing wrong with window shopping from time to time it's when you get handsy it's when you get yourself into some trouble come over here charlie there's one last part of the factory i'd like to show you go ahead and taste the wall go on try it well what flavor do you think it is i don't know charlie i'm just messing with you there's no flavor on the wall you like that rust pretty good though don't worry we'll get you a little tetanus shot before you leave where's my grandpa oh he's just hanging around don't worry you're in good hands take a look at this yeah it's pretty cool i know a lot of celebrities i guess i like their finger around here in the factory from time to time and do you know who this is charlie i don't know that's the 42nd president of the united states bill clinton yeah he's a good friend of mine past presidents have a lot of connections charlie a lot of connections but so do i you know charlie your clothes look awfully filthy i'm all for a little stink but best to get you some clean clothes you know for later you are a filthy boy yes that's true oh you have soft hands and beautiful lies take his measurements and be gone with you he looks like a medium let's get him a small get it right get it tight be gone sorry about that charlie that didn't make you feel uncomfortable did it i don't know gosh charlie i i gotta tell you my back and shoulders are tight running a factory sure does have its physical costs have you ever uh had a massage charlie i don't know your hands look very soft also strong very strong you play much baseball i don't know only a couple rooms down come on big guy charlie you wouldn't mind giving me a quick massage would you pal i hate to be a stickler about the rules but the golden ticket you have there states that i can ask for a free massage at any time you look like you don't believe me go ahead and take a look we've really bonded charlie i'm excited to get to know you a whole lot better charlie let's put those hands to good use what do you say [Music] [Music] don't worry son you're safe now he didn't hurt you did he i don't know charlie my friend i made it out of the chocolate river charlie charlie oh jesus christ he's got a gun it was it was just some german kid damn chocolate monsters yeah that's it we don't want to tell anyone about what happened here today with the chocolate monsters right charlie uh i don't know get him out of here there was a house on top of a hill where a dying scientist bequeathed his life's work to his two assistants cats and unel the scientists gave instructions on how to create monsters to solve any problem along with a series of documents on the cure to cancer aids and world hunger but unfortunately due to an untimely grease fire caused by someone cooking surprise not naming any names but the house is burnt down and the scientist's work was lost with it now with a handful of monsters and the fire insurance check cats and uno have purchased a three-bedroom house in a quiet suburban town this is their monster land

Channel: MeatCanyon

Views: 18,948,502

Keywords: Willy Wonka, Golden Ticket, Meatcanyon, Meatcanyon Willy Wonka, Meatcanyon Golden Ticket, Meatcanyon Ive got a golden ticket, ive got a golden ticket

Id: P26lDBZM-7Y

Length: 5min 28sec (328 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 06 2020