It's Nothing Personal, Grandma - Granny Simulator

how dare you clean up my room you know batman says we don't need to be afraid of people like you then again batman probably never got around to throwing a grenade at his [Laughter] grandmother what's up guys welcome to granny simulator a game where you play as a young man who's been forced into a situation where he needs to defend himself from his possibly shape-shifting alien grandmother and i say possibly because i don't actually know whether or not that's the case but considering what should be between her legs is now on the top of her head i'm pretty sure something is wrong here so it's about 11 o'clock in the morning and my only task is to kill my grandmother and maybe stop sliding around on the floor what a way to start uh granny is cleaning up my room apparently okay uh do i need to stop her from getting these clothes i thought my objective was to kill granny hi granny who were you i knew my mother should have never told you about my allergy to bear mace here i was thinking granny wasn't gonna put up much of a fight granny's glaucoma medication really shouldn't be hanging out under the banister like that it could easily fall over and crush someone's cooter cap in hurricanes i'm seeing some glowing things over here this looks important i take you i seem to be armed with a candle okay i i guess i can finally strike back did she just tase me she drop kicked me you're gonna pay for that my little baby heart can't take this ah please stop oh no no no no i don't think so why you running granny where you going i know it's more so a constipated scoot but at the same time i am gonna wing you with this candle it's the last thing i do and if it doesn't break your hip then i'm gonna be a little bit upset where did you go there you were did absolutely nothing seven of a hundred damage oh crap she's like a decrepit terminator that's not good what else have we got a bottle yeah nothing like empty beer bottles littering the house we've also got keys i think the keys are for can't even use them as weapons so they got to be something else okay well let's see if we can hit her with a bottle and then find something to unlock i'm telling you guys for an old broad she is whisper quiet i have no idea where she went did she go outside oh she's cleaning up her room okay sometimes it tells me where she is other times it doesn't i don't know how long i have to kill her she's completing a bunch of tasks what if i winger with this ah there we go quick grab her life alert stop her from getting up yeah let's see you stand up now oh crap nope maybe bum washing or wasn't a great idea we got bottles come on bottle and that's the good stuff keys try try and get up go ahead make my day that's what i'm talking about i'm chipping away at her health but it's gotta be doing something right oh yeah well that's a little weird if granny keeps her grass out in the open then what is she hiding underneath the stairs why do i get the feeling this isn't gonna be harry potter's room oh this is exactly what i've been looking for yes please joey wheeler is going to be so proud oh granny i've got an eye for your hip and you don't seem to care oh she's getting healthier she is taking her medication so i've got to finish her off soon and not turn into elf on a shell [Music] alright fine back to the baby cave what else have we got something oh yes please i will take a frag grenade let's see her get up from this how dare you clean up my room you know batman says we don't need to be afraid of people like you then again batman probably never got around to throwing a grenade at his [Laughter] grandmother she's still not dead how is she not dead and why is this toilet so big dog i know i gotta prioritize right now she's gonna keep on going you stay the hell away from that hurt medication grandma don't you go anywhere near it i swear to god if she gets her hands on those freaking pills again i'm gonna lose my mind no no where did you go medication's right there okay no i missed the clutch shot how it burns my own failure burns oh my god she is going to make me lose my mind i don't know what kind of weird ground-up rhino dick or tiger bloods or unicorn farts she's huffing but whatever it is it's making her immortal please please just die i don't think that's asking too much how is it that i can hit you so hard you bounce off the ceiling but you don't want to die i don't know how throwing a tiki torch at you is gonna help but we'll see ho oh yes please these are so powerful who would have guessed that impaling your grandmother with spears that are on fire would hurt yes yes this might actually do it yeah you killed your grandmother something i didn't expect to shout triumphantly today well somehow that's not our last run-in with dear old grandmama despite the fact that we killed her she's back up in atom granny is trying to find her lantern it's in the basement oh i see we cut the power so now we get to go granny hunting in the dark don't take that out of context we want to murder her okay it's nothing kinky i think i'm actually going to grab a tiki torch worst case scenario to see what we're doing best case scenario we impale her and she walks around standing out like a porcupine and a nudist colony did you find that lantern granny i think the basement is over this way right yeah here it is granny where are you that is terrifying all right well let's see if we could just put this in your butt ah that's the good stuff oh yeah how can you miss that granny seems to be having a hard time in the dark she's trying to go check the fuse box in the attic or maybe she's just juking me out i think she just stopped my heart for a second where do you think you're going no no no no no no no get back here to line this up just right oh that's the good stuff i need weapons need keys gotta go find better weapons god it's so freaking dark why didn't i set up emergency lights if i knew i was gonna do this we're going for the big one gimme gimme gimme yeah that's right we can't let her turn the lights back on for reasons i don't even know why i would rather have the lights on even i can't see what i'm doing stay away from that fuse box granny no no fire in the hole oh yup i think that may have hurt did she turn the power back on i don't think she did i'm gonna get more tiki torches man these things do work they're better than the stuff that i unlock out of the crates i think i've turned her into some kind of retired unicorn no no no i know your tricks now you always move strangely so that i stop and make a joke about you and then when i do you turn i'm on your shenanigans now grandma don't you worry you're just gonna go over here see if we can get something out of these why are they always empty okay a teapot will do i just have a little bit more damage to top things off oh right through the door she's trying to go get to another fuse no no no stay calm is there anything out here oh i see so she checked the fuse box but she couldn't do anything to it because she needed a fuse so she came out to the garage is there anything of interest up here oh okay yeah we could use a kunai she's only got 10 health left any last words yeah that's what i thought all right turns out it's a whole lot easier to do this kind of thing in the dark no witnesses between blowing her ass up and shish kabobing her i keep thinking she's done for then all that chinese alternative medicine kicks in she's back up to scooting around it's halloween granny's baking halloween cookies go killer fair enough tis the spoopy season do you want to dress up as a ghost granny maybe i can help you turn into one i don't suppose you have any spoopy weapons down here for me next thing i want is for you to have some kind of new spoopy weapon okay that's really rude it's not all that's poopy though why is there an oven timer am i supposed to stop your cookies you go give out candy to the trick-or-treaters i'm gonna stop whatever kind of diabolical plan you've got going over here as soon as i can get my face off the floor she really turned around to tase me she's going out of her way to do this stuff it's absolutely ridiculous uh granny there are no cookies in this oven what kind of game you play in i can promise you right now no kids are gonna want your candy grandma just sit down there's gotta be something jesus christ hello oh can i get something good please i was gonna say you're terrifying no you gave me a glass can i get something else hold on i'll i'll be back the oven timer is about to run out i really need to see what she's doing with these cookies i interrupted i wonder oh she's got her cookies all right well just take a seat there we go i'm winging her as hard as i can in the face it just keeps on trucking it's ridiculous where is she taking the cookies that's what i was asking this guy keeps giving me absolute butt kiss all right i'm just gonna have to go get something no i have no keys left crap and oh yeah molotov caught no no no i want the molotov cocktail there we go oh where'd you go granny outside somewhere with the cookies weirds where's she going something out here is there oh take a key oh that's weird okay let's stop this i i don't want any part of this that has to hurt her right please tell me that hurts a lot i can see if i can pin her to the ground how about that what kind of freaky satanic crypt does granny have in her backyard there's a heart medication around here so i probably shouldn't be screwing with her i could just finish her off with this torch but i really want to see what she's doing with the cookies it's a mystery that needs to be solved okay now she's setting up some kind of pentagram and she released something evil okay no you can take a seat before i get eaten the demon killed me but i killed grandma so i'm gonna consider this a win apparently the game also considers that to be a win because i unlocked myself a halloween costume i still want to see what else this level has to offer though because i'm willing to bet there are some crazy weapons hiding somewhere assuming that i can get my hands on some keys we can check the rest of the chests and maybe play a little bit more of the monkey lottery again something that i didn't expect to say today yeah i would make that face too if i saw granny showering come on monkey give me something good you were good with the molotov cocktail i could really use a frying pan sure oh you are absolutely terrifying oh i don't like that that's even worse than the weird cooter cap you had earlier give me back my frying pan don't kick me ow monkey help come on yo i'm gonna get you spinning again while i keep throwing this at her if this is reusable then i could just kill her with him right oh boy that looks like it hurts excuse me heard me huh no ow okay yeah that's rude a frying pan is stuck underneath something so we gotta go for the big boy come on oh it's a frag grenade again okay we also have a knife anything else of interest a wrench a hammer okay okay interesting it's all very useful stuff but i really need something more powerful no she's taking the cookies she's gone i don't have enough time i don't even know how this possible without the molotov i guess she might not heal herself all that well out here jesus christ you're creepy hi what oh i need a key to unlock it why would i want to unlock that thing i almost paid myself as soon as i saw it oh she's so far ahead how do you scoot so quickly here this is slower down it i missed how is that possible okay give me a key mickey's gotta be a key round it's always a key around here somewhere [ __ ] it everywhere but i just hear in here randy's gone there shouldn't be anything in here okay the garage we've got plenty of keys see if we can get that little creepy baby to help us out maybe we can have a tag team oh that looks to be about my age or was or passed away and decided to sit here hi here you go oh you're like the monkey you're just gonna give me something oh thank you a plate that's exactly what i wanted great the demon is gonna be released guaranteed the demon is out by now do you think i can hide from it do you think i can kill it what if i hit it with a rock that oh i'm gonna have to find out the hard way it it didn't care it didn't care panic baby panic i'm a ninja i'm getting a ninja vanish how about this just gone and i'm dead you know what i think that's gonna be it for this episode of granny simulator guys i know this is technically a multiplayer game but you can join random people or play with friends if one person's granny one person is toddler but at the same time i just love screwing around with npcs and overall i think this went pretty well we shish kabobbed her we blew her up we avenged ourselves after the demonic cookie ritual was completed so overall great success if you guys want to see more be sure to leave a like in the video let me know and i'll find creative ways to dispose of grandma again soon but thanks for watching this video i hope you enjoyed and i'll see you next [Music] time [Music] you

Channel: CaptainSauce

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Id: g1V1AVYpbmQ

Length: 16min 32sec (992 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 11 2020