"It's a PEN, You Idiot!" Best Bits from 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Series 18 | Part 1

Rob if you could ask any celebrity one question what would it be well actually I've always wanted to ask you a question I've found the right time so maybe now's the right time can you cry no I don't want you to now but do you have the ability to cry what is crying imagine you ever just have you ever cried yeah I think when I had to pay the tax I was sure you got a mascot you know what I've realized right this day and age everyone's on the Internet [Music] you go into your local news agents and there is just you are where you go to I won't say the full name W Smith's right for someone like that they've got hundreds of magazines you see yourself there really specialized I think there's money to be made out there so I've invested money in a lot of poor little publishing company and I've got a roster of magazines that I love like I'm producing it's called the lapsed Catholic [Laughter] Johnny Vegas Roberto Baggio Tom Cruise and mostly it's a directory for drugs booze and sex mr. James did you go to mascot yes I have Jimmy what have you going when I come on this show I get very worried that people going to copy my answers and so I'm so smart like we established and might try and see what I've written so I've bought some along that spies used to write in code so no one can read what I've written it's my code spike it this and here's how it works right this looks like a candle it's a pen you idiot I've been right here whatever I like right I like like whatever I like I've written your name there right oh I shouldn't tell you that it's a code what does that say probably nothing as far as you're concerned you look I've got some paints here right I'll just get my brush and then I paint over it just like this this is what all the spies do Jim you stink that's the secret message I mean I love it I think it's if I want to write in boulder ball yeah I done about you but I'm fed up was the same old pinatas fed up with it so I've come up with no range of pinatas I've bought a few with me this first one is it's my Rachel Riley having a few pens and she's thrown up and rather than doing a boring sweeps inside the pinata I decided to put something inside that the kids can work out something more relevant so in this one it's a load of marijuana joint Victoria hosts only Kinect which is the smartest quiz on TV but this is cats countdown so once again we're gonna test our teams with the stupidest quiz on television okay picture round first take a look at this can you tell me is that a picture of James a caster's hair or a highland cow changes hair I think that's a highland cow personally and if it's me it'll be the worst day of my life so James John is saying highland cow at Sean and Victoria are saying James a caster are so help me God that better be a highland cow okay well I can tell you it is a highland cow no but it fun for you that that picture was taken in 2016 so that KO is now dead well I'm sure did it walk into a road and couldn't see what was coming classic fringe accident you'll be alright on that front time to test your celebrity knowledge I sure look like it's gonna spark you out just once you Jimmy hey comes off like the real thing inside he's simply some teeth whitening gel for horses short his short save the traditional middle finger Hey inside Shawn this a little toys and trumpets and so on things that bring you joy but they're all broken and finally is is a John pinata time to test your celebrity knowledge now we've got pictures of some celebrity waxworks from Lois Tussauds in Niagara Falls all you have to do is identify them so who is this it's a feverish and frankly ill looking gentleman who do you think that might be what is that is that a waxwork or a person is a waxwork of a person okay so what have you gone for James John Travolta John Travolta it's pretty good guess that collar doing a lot of the work there Sean who do you think Stevens to go let's have a look it is in fact Tom Cruise okay next waxwork this should be easier Oh could you just zoom in on the name batch it's quite fitting answer in these questions with a candle in it that's enough to make a whole john richardson nice okay so who do you think Princess Anne we're see at different different angles Arthur it was Art Garfunkel if you know her wax work is not brilliant when you can't tell whether it's Art Garfunkel Helen Daniels it's a waxwork Museum in in reforms yeah it might be Helen Daniels off of neighbors as she looks now it is in fact our queen now is money important we all know that and I thought to myself I want to provide a service which isn't provided for so I create your dish magazine it's called red hot sex basically it's people with the flu I mean look at the state of him having sex what what could be more fun than that and you managed to get Novak Djokovic yeah he's a dirty bastard work it anymore but he keeps on turning up anyway it's joe wilkinson [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] you're right Joe what have you been up to mate well well cuz you were fired me because you're a prick I've kind of gone back to being an inventor so starting to vent it again myself you could this is actually one of my inventions it's actually a a baby propose for adults only downside is you need a giant who's prepared to carry around for the optimum this one's mine exclaimed totally clean yeah love's toughest idea well bring it on bring it on I shoot stress what they're over you know a better way of when the UK Strongest Man is struggling today do you got any more of those life hacks make life a bit easier for the rest of us yeah izabel locking it okay another one sha blip from charity shops they didn't pay for the stuff so whose is anyway

Channel: Channel 4

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Id: 9Y1BBbNgTlQ

Length: 10min 35sec (635 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 14 2019