I'M ON A HORSE!! | Minecraft - Part 14

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to minecraft it's been a while which was just enough time for my crops to grow because i'm a good farmer i'm a good farmer and i'm about to murder my cows like a good farmer anyway oh satisfying oh it's satisfying oh the satisfaction oh nice that was good why are you wrong you're clearly not right why are you wrong why are these wrong did i fall i fell probably where's my hoe i thought i was a good farmer apparently not i don't even have a hoe oh this is full one problem at a time take care of that and take care of this and then join us now i have to replant it is there like a mod that replants things automatically this is tedious i'm not even eating it for my cows to make more cows for the miracle of life boring okay hey wow we did it okay now i gotta go get my i need another box uh i still appreciate the genius of how i designed this but man it's it's a little tedious but i love it because i'm so smart and i built it intelligently okay uh doink uh doink uh enchanted book what do i do with an enchanted book um whatever doesn't matter to me if i don't know it it's not important all right satisfying all right cool that was a lot of it's not paper what is it what is it it's not paper what is it what is it sugar cane a lot of sugar cane and this should be enough to send me forth on making a whole bunch more i don't have leather but i can make paper paper paper paper bam oh i love that i love that now let's go make some more cows hey moo moose hey moo-moos hey boo-boos hey moo-moos wow oh my goodness has a lot of moose everybody fat everybody eating all right [Music] axe time [Music] hang on give me oh pickaxe i don't want to sort them because it might get the the little oh no what if i jump yeah spank lump yum yum this is working oh i really like how it lights them on fire all right hey little ones come here do you need food can i feed you grow their heads are growing their heads are huge is this working i don't know if that worked stop eating all my stuff that'll be fine that'll be totally fine anyway i got oh 27 leather that's pretty good where's the book book 27 books which means i have no wood which means finally i can make drum roll please nine bookshelves i thought i would have more but i'll take nine nine's good nine is great look at all this knowledge look at all that knowledge flowing in that beautiful beautiful knowledge okay so what are we up to now what what can we do level four level requirement 30. wait what i have to be 30 but i'm spending on my but that's oh that's a lot wait i don't have that what shut up you're dumb and i hate you what why are you so stupid what are you doing to me saddle i'm gonna make a horse mine horse come here ah it's night i'm gonna go sleep i'll think about this you i'm coming for you tomorrow now now it's time today is the day what if you like woke up in the morning you just heard someone screaming in a distance it's today now is the time that i will have you hey horse come here wow it's an unisonous horse hello take some of this oh you like carrots i have some of those i have two of those actually and with these carrots you shall be mine forever hey hey girl carrot hey saddle saddle herod come on come on don't be that way hey hey he doesn't like me maybe if i take a hay bale you guys mind if i steal one of these you like a hay bale like a bale of hay oh hey bail you ate the hay bale what more do you want this is unacceptable this is clearly unacceptable i do not accept this my lights are all wrong what is with this no no no wha what is going on where's my lights that's not the right color this is terrible oh there they go that's nice that'll do okay now back to me hating this horse do i have enough wheat for it yeah sure i i don't know if this is helping it ate the hay bale i mean i could just steal the hay bales that he had before all right you glutton okay it's eating them what are you doing how many do you need how many do you need how many do you need how many do you need i am riding you whoa hey whoa whoa whoa whoa messy whoa whoa nelly what if i ride you then feed you a carrot to calm you down carrot carrot it's really it's a wily one ah what have i done hello oh [Music] wow i love this i didn't even know that this was a thing that i was gonna do today but now i'm happy that i woke up because this is amazing hey okay wait i gotta build you a a paddock i'm using the correct translation of paddock right this time i didn't use it correctly before as i thought and you know i noticed suspiciously that you didn't make it seem that i was correct instead you proved me wrong you're supposed to be looking out for me i'll this would be a paddock with a door sure to be the greatest paddock ever nope hey well i'm going to call you swoopy after the horses met a very unfortunate fate schwambles get in there swampy you know i'm going you don't like your paddock what's wrong with your panic you don't like the paddock that i explicitly built for you schwoompi the schwumster you telling me the schwoomster don't like the paddock well too bad schwomby now you get locked in forever [Laughter] you want a hay bill there you go and it's reinforced the fence sticks right to it you got enough space oh my god we have so much steak that's cooked steak too because my sword lit it on fire therefore the steak was cooked i love that that is amazing all right we're gonna make a new diamond pickaxe i had one but now i have two this is gonna be the big the big kahuni i just feel like you didn't give me the good stuff i feel as though you were supposed to give me the good stuff and yet you are not currently giving me any of the good stuff that i was promised you seem to have a hesitation to providing me with the stuff that you know is good and i don't think i appreciate that it's insulting to me and um frankly it's insulting to you because if you're not willing to provide me with the good stuff then i'll have to take the good stuff from you and you will not enjoy the process i will play i will i will not take pleasure in the process either but i will do what it takes to ensure that the supply of good stuff is provided as promised so why don't we go over this again and you give me the good that's not the good stuff i need more experience well guess who's gonna go on a midnight killing spree this guy which means that i need a new sword a diamond sword yes now can you give me some good stuff on this please sweeping edge two that's barely any better than oh hey hi time to murder lexi and hit the sweet epic combat time lapse i'm on fire trumpy we ride to victory charge can i run him over off go away get ah my horse no you're not gonna kill swoopy oh don't kill you don't kill you don't kill you let's go we're running away oh my god swoopy don't die don't die oh my god don't die don't dice whoopee oh my god cut the music lixie and cut the music oh my god oh my god oh my god all right swoopy i need to make you armor uh didn't know about that one um i don't see any recipes what are you doing away from my crops okay schwoompi you uh rest up i don't know how to make you armor uh so i'll figure it out later dead lixian cue up the combat music again [Music] [Music] [Music] okay great that was great great stuff hey schwoompulse you're not eating these are you you're you're not are you you're not you're definitely not it should be enough to get these cows going go go go go go go go go go i get all of you i guess i shouldn't have killed so many all right cool being a farmer's tough protect my crops level up eh you know it sucks because also when i as soon as i enchant something i'm going to lose my levels oh there's got to be a better way this gives like no experience i get better experience from farming coal you know what i do get better experience from farming coal why aren't i doing that why aren't i just farm no no no go away no not now not in you don't do that in my base you don't get to do that all right well that was a good night of killing things i'm gonna steal their wheat i didn't notice the thing hey you guys want some more wheat no more wheat to be had all right fine then be that way okay honestly i could have gotten more experience by just mining so actually you know i i might just do that wha what what what are you what are you judging me are you judging my horse what are you judging me oh i'm sorry are you judging me oh yeah walk away oh not confronted oh fell in a hole trying to hide from me oh you were judging me and now you're running away oh you think you're better than me oh yeah you squaring up on me huh yeah you better walk away don't go near my horse don't you sigh at me i won't destroy your entire oh are you coming back oh you coming back oh you want to fight huh big nose yeah yeah you don't want any of this oh don't look down at me oh don't look down at me oh i'm looking down at you and shaking my head no no no no oh oh yeah you better walk away you better walk away i'm gonna go dig some stuff okay i went that way i went that way time to go this way oh my goodness oh my gosh oh [Applause] oh this is the path this is the way i should have known and apparently if i press f it holsters that this is the way see i do get more experience from just cold and killing monsters i get so much experience look at all this okay all right cool good man love this game so nice it is nice this is the way oh this is the way i've been shown the way this is the way oh my goodness this oh my goodness this path this path oh this pass oh the path oh the path oh the path that has been laid before me oh my goodness i have seen the way and it is thus i don't know why i feel a compulsion to fill in the holes that i dig out that's i i just it feels right all right where have we here yes i'm so close to level 30. but also i've got the problem of it as soon as i use it up to go get that enchantment i won't be level 30 anymore and therefore i won't be able to do anything else because i think it still costs only three levels but i need to be 30 to get it which is a problem and i keep going what is that what what is that what is netherrack wha what wait wait stop what huh what's happening why why why oh what the hell why ah i'm stuck help help i'm a helpless baby help help help help help help help how oh it's one of these things oh and they give you the obsidian wow aqua affinity huh does that mean i can swim better breathe underwater i think it's better they just got a portal right here and the necessary supplies with which to activate it that's very handy why can't i make flint and steel i don't have steel well i don't know if i want to go to the nether right now but it's right in front of me i literally can't avoid it i don't have any wood though so i literally can't make it okay that would be that would be cool that would be totally rad if i could do anything with that but i can't so i won't but it exists so that's neat what the hecking hell was that excuse me what is that oh hi oh okay oh well that was terrible okay oh wow well you know no this is a no no this is oh nothing you fight it out you fight it out you guys have fun in there you go oh why almost died okay hey i found diamond over here i am doing great great great great great stuff great stuff everybody really good stuff solid work all the way through couldn't have done with this without any of you okay all right that's enough for now i didn't quite get 33 like i had been attempting to but that's all right because i've got a lot of iron and some gold and i should be able to smelt them into the necessary materials such that i can get enough experience mission successful we got experience we got supplies and we got more diamonds who'd have thought almost too easy what the heck how what what what is with your head what what is hey what the hell your hat is so scary you're hey what are you oh my god wow wow your hat i don't like it what is wrong with you wow yo your hat is terrifying what is with your hat oh what the hell what the hell what is the symbol in the right mean what does that mean what ominous bear yeah ominous yeah no kidding ominous what are you doing up here what happened what happened i don't know oh wow i had a lot of experience waiting for me there 33 hey 33 though okay that's good i have that and i got a lot of diamond which is also good i'm just a little confused as to everything else that was going on i'm gonna shake that off gonna feed my cows act like nothing happened go go go cows go you be i put the banner down and what no i no i don't no give me the oh my god can i get that can i what can i have the ban i don't know i i want the banner no i want the bit hot oh my god everyone come over here then forget about it and i'm gonna take the banner okay you know uh it's not a bad idea to have the banner there but uh i i'd rather yeah there we go yeah okay sure uh i'm going to make iron armor ah because i deserve it and because i'm amazing but i'm not gonna make the iron helmet because i have the amazing gold helmet that gives me aqua affinity and i know it's made of gold that probably means it's very weak but that's pretty cool protection how about just protection too that's good enough i don't need unbreaking it's diamond it never breaks protection protect me that's pretty good blast protection ah perfection this is the good stuff protection oh this is the good stuff oh my goodness look at this good stuff oh my goodness oh oh yeah the armor's dead that one half's got oh but i the aqua affinity is so good i don't know is it good i don't know maybe a diamond helmet why not just to complete the set because it bugs me all right this put the lapuzi and projectile projection oh four and aqua affinity i still got yes yes i am fully armored nothing can st ah nothing can stand in my way anymore i'm a one-man army standing alone i need no one on my side just me and schwoobles by my side forever alone but me on my own but me with my friends and all those who support me i am a champion i'm going to sleep all right so that's great i did amazing things today i am the greatest minecraft player to ever live and i am very comfortable with making that claim and my cows are now permanently protected with the uh edition of this banner i have saved the world thank you everybody so much for watching uh in the next episode i'm gonna try to do redstone that's gonna go well let me know how i'm doing in the comments below and as always i will see you in the next video [Music] bye-bye [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

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Keywords: minecraft, meincraft, mincraft, markiplier, miencraft markiplier, markpler, mrkplr, markplier, mark fischbach, minecraft part 14, markiplier minecraft part 14, mine craft, crafting, survival, illager, horse, minecraft horse, minecraft illager, i'm on a horse

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Length: 22min 38sec (1358 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 20 2020