Conan Becomes A UPS Deliveryman | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

I'm standing here with Marty Perricone you're the business manager here at UPS yes I am Marty has been my lifelong dream to drive the truck for UPS deliver packages and when I say lifelong dream I mean around eight o'clock last night I said this would be a fun idea let's get inside [Music] [Applause] packages come out of these trailers over here that you see off to your right these numbers sequences will identify when every package goes ok can I just keep this for myself no can I take this one home oh I don't think so someone might be waiting for that one can I have that one I think that one will probably go to uh Secaucus this one's Rach can I have the red one this is actually one of the trucks right here we call them package cars Coenen pardon me we call them package cars it's a truck it's a package car Chuck take package you pull it back now this is one's heavy what do I do - I keep the knees bent yes you want to keep it the package within your power zone alright my package is in my power to send it to UPS vehicle will he talk to us we use a three point of contact alright and rail is here okay I have one foot down one foot up oh he's using three points about that boring okay so three point of contact check the set I think I got it so it's Bam Bam and around this then do leave the vehicle grab here here down out down for the cop to the side and then like this gets the row crops gonna take us through a little trial courts the other your optics and beginning ignition of UPS vehicle and headed off in a leftward direction tap tap on the horn [Music] I think that was a coach I think that went well [Applause] where they address you you say sir yes sir is that clear we their ups is that right hey sir yes sir not yes sir say sir yes sir now we lost five good men yesterday then what are we talking they didn't come out we don't know what happened to them be careful at all times I'm gonna introduce you to Frank Machin Oh who's gonna be your driver trainer they're out on the road okay good so Frank this is your truck right here this is your babies it's my baby okay we'll give a nickname for this truck yeah I call her a big brown big brand where big brown is your lady yeah you know what I call this truck my nickname for what what is it good old five seven five nine four eight I don't know it just came to me it's really heavy what you want to do is you want to grab opposite corners right opposite core in this corner you're gonna grab this corner you're gonna keep it close to you so you don't hurt your back okay and then in smooth motion you're gonna lift it up and keep it close okay that's wait a minute that's too heavy that's too heavy I need you to get this end right here way to that that's way too heavy never get lonely out there in the old rig oh yeah you ever just start crying never doing that you just start crying awhile you break down UPS shirt ups pants check this out Oh wear this ladies you say Frank I can't go down we got a full load you ready to rock and roll pretty much yeah we just do one thing okay [Music] that's a sexy truck got a delivery for you this morning sure what you got there in the box tape and supplies yeah it's the Christmas ever you got a delivery out on the dock here hey how are you okay snack me [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] COP doesn't race so you need to start ready right your Brandon check for that so we need to check for this we date this for a July 28th is it July 28th today's date has to have today's date those are the rules here I don't make the rules UPS policy it'll make them but we just follow them get into 180 665 here that's cash on delivery no check back keeps going back to the warehouse here UPS sir let's see we got two packages for you here do you mind if I use your bathroom is that okay [Applause] thank you [Applause] UPS how many times you say ups before you give up usually once or twice we just leave it here now let's leave it at the side door you guys leave it on the side it's safer hey check it out check this out [Applause] Oh read the Frank try to come in it's great we got too many deliriously perfect thank Frank I never want to keep es let me tag along you're good man yeah everybody hear what's happening here actual contact there below the waist which upon horrifying that was an accident he just really package delivery of the day had a good time Frank thank you very much thank you all right back to you Conan [Applause]

Channel: Conan O'Brien

Views: 4,986,790

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Id: TlXWB9B30Lw

Length: 8min 19sec (499 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 21 2020