The Rock Johnson and Kevin Hart Roasting Each Other

how tall am I in centimeters 32. no [Music] I think you should introduce him I did yes I'll be happy to introduce him ah thank you thank you well well hold the supplies until you wait to see who it is and I figured if I'm the the biggest and most beloved movie star out there he's marginally tolerated somewhat talented and and the good news is everybody thinks he's in the third grade ladies and gentlemen that's what it feels like buddy oh you okay yeah you were pretty bored out here by yourself I couldn't wait to come save you I said I gotta go save my house Merry Christmas [Applause] I know yeah no we go way back then I go away yeah I know well I go to a Christmas party about you coming on I almost shut it down I came close all right hey just shutting it down I didn't because you're my friend but just know it could have happened well Kevin are you okay with this I said well it depends how do you feel we had a we had to look back and forth about your attitude we'll talk about it later let's talk about it later according to Google uh how tall is Kevin okay this is good legit answer legit legit legit because I know you're my best friend uh four foot two yes yes but that's legit hey you actually have me sold though I think he's gonna get it no what would you do 24 hours in The Rock's body 24 hours in The Rock's body well all right 15 he'd be playing himself what am I centimeters I don't even know what that is in inches how tall am I in centimeters 32 no 1.63 centimeters that was a Jumanji League of superheroes and Dwayne you were Black Adam Karen was nebula and Jack was Nacho Libre who would Kevin be oh okay Pete he'd be honky Pete what was his superpowers be I'd be Black Adam look at a honky Pete foreign doesn't have pockets no other superheroes ever put anything in their pocket ever hunky Pete will be your first superhero to be like give me that he's got bus passes everything everything superheroes don't think they need [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well once Kevin finds out who the dad is for his boy [Applause] go ahead shut it down this is what happens when we get together that's pretty fast that's quick pretty fast because you're playing a zoology yes that's what I said as a as an actor yes the individual you know no I don't do this I don't do bugs terrify that is the word reload yes but you didn't make it easy for him though did you you were uh oh come on you know pumpkin him yeah that's good I mean that's a very polite word yes yes anytime I can make his life miserable it was a lot so let's get at least right you don't like insects I don't like none of them are you serious very serious you're such a city boy well it's you know I don't think we need to do we need to label boy you see how she said it like she talked down yeah well let's talk about your performances Dwayne what did you think of Kevin's performance this is gonna be a great answer you know I thought that uh let's see there's dinero level yeah yeah and then there's Wag the Dog level well wait a second and then there's we're going then there's dirt I didn't mean if you could spend 24 hours in in Kevin Hart's body how would you spend your day kill myself that's what I do wait a second no no I wouldn't do it that's a great day it is a great day it was nice and muscular okay he'll tell you tell them tell her how muscular my glutes are muscular I'm not doing anything when you were like wow that's not really muscular I said I remember saying buddy you don't need to show that okay I said you're gonna lose a lot of fans if that gets out all right I believe that subscribe you as this is a ferret no almost uh like a lot like a little tail you have and you you're running around remember I'm like hey there you are monkey no almost but that's really small and sometimes in kitties like to play with you like meowing yeah no yes cats like to play with this uh and cats will eat them and snakes eat them and I I almost yes yes well that's what they call you I mean I mean would you seriously would you run I'm seriously considering it yes [Applause] physically he can't he can't run his knees are bad no I can run really bad knees I don't run in New York that that'll be tough the president ever had to run like president get away go he's not going to be able to do it no it's me he's encouragement these are horrible all right all right how did you find the smolder did it come naturally to you oh very natural babe well that's what I can Trash now that's does he smell to do something he's smarter than real life that's where that's where it came from you know there's a moment I'm doing it now yeah in real life oh you just see at a restaurant when he orders his food I'll have the hey hey man just order the food you ain't got to do that you ain't got that I'll take the chicken and you see the waitress oh right away I go to order my food hey I'll tell you what'd you say I'm trying to think I'm trying to tell you what I want does it do anything for you the smolder yeah it makes me exciting can you get some exciting it constipates yeah in a weird way it confuses them gets emotions that are confusing my my intestines and everything else literally freezes when he when he smolders because I'm not disgusted that's exciting that's exciting news that you would run I think if you want me on your on your team would you want me to do something foreign [Applause] Dwayne went to the University of Miami uh what did he study while he was there a study what what did you study like like as in educate yourself I said yes like tried to get better through my textbooks and wow um cars changing batteries and cars oh man it's got to be uh in high school uh what were you like I'll start with you Dwayne yeah sure well that was that was I struggled in high school because I was like please just give it the real difference okay I will well when I was 14 15 I was a walking contradiction because I was already probably uh six three 180 maybe 200 I had a big mustache I looked like I was 48. yeah I was struggling I was really struggling in high school yeah that's me that's me in high school but yes yeah don't laugh like that don't whoa that's okay well there's my picture [Applause] what do you don't don't laugh like you look like a detective that's a DJ I'm trying this is why I need therapy okay you laugh I actually bought a picture of Kevin for you guys when he was 16 as well so same age same age there he is yeah look at you [Applause] ah he's doing this I wish I was this tall but I'll never get this tall no I'm always going to be shorter in everybody's cat I hate that I'm standing right next to the stove like there's no way for me to say I was a big child or nothing like everything is right here it's the perspective I don't know it's really bad this is really bad No taller than the stove at 16. if it's a subject um all right let's take a crack at it Communications good communication it was a good choice that's not it no no no no no I wanted to work for the CIA well thank God that didn't happen what do you mean what's that supposed to mean that'd be a great agent for the agency yeah we've been in trouble I said criminology uh there is a mutual admiration Kevin has a lot of drive and ambition um you know he's his mouth is like the Energizer budding but that's okay I just kind of looked by that but I do have a tremendous amount of respect for this guy and uh and we always and we always have a uh what you know I gave all I was very positive [Music] I have a lot of love and a lot of respect for you and and this is why you know it actually you you see it on screen when we get together and uh yeah yeah also I do a lot of the heavy lifting okay that's all right that's it jungle is in theaters everywhere in December I found a real good one you know those questions you probably realize how uninteresting you are completely wow 2016 People's magazine were right to vote to vote Dwayne the sexiest man alive I've never seen a bigger piece of book as a matter of fact I should throw this water all over the guy strongly so angry I mean how did you did you have never been more upset in my life not not not at the fact that you won at the fact that I wasn't even considered in that year that was one of my sexiest years what position did Dwayne usually play when he was part of the University of Miami football team it's an easy question uh you got it what's that I'm trying to think of a guy like what are they called um they run out and they put the football tee down in the middle of the field before they do the kickoffs what are they called I'm just putting that to your DJ that was one of my sexiest years there's a lot of shirt off play that year I I really I really strategically put myself in position to be in a run and I just felt like I don't know I just feel like it was a setup it was a hoax I wasn't even in a running which is you were in the running no no I wasn't DJ you're worried there's the football tee this guy runs out with the equipment manager puts the tea out and then gets back so he can get off the field while they start playing no no I actually played man like you play all right you were wrong yeah man you actually were in the games um all right let's take a crack at it you were you were a quarterback the Wayne and Rock Johnson didn't see the picture of you in the pool acting like what why what ugly face is that acting like you're not looking at the camera what is that I could have did way better than that too many poses there's still hope you got to keep hope alive I'm trying I'm gonna try I'm gonna go at it again this year buddy hey man offensive tackle will you uh running back no no the Bo Jackson of Miami no that was not me what did you do you why why would tell tell in defensive PLM linebackers up Johnson would be a brilliant U.S president great oh wow yeah I said it because I'm I want to see the Crash and Burn so you want to get me in the White House just so I can crash and burn just so you can stress yourself out Jesus I want to see I just want to see you do this 13 times I'm so sick of these people outside outside Taco outside places outside field tackle somebody's asking the obvious question why is this turtleneck so baggy who wears a baggy tournament I mean you're looking at a bunch of bad choices what's awful about that is at that time I was literally intercontinental champion of the WWE at that time and I walked out of the house looking like that oh man that's the Wayne No Rock Johnson where with the fanny pack the rock well this is stupid what do you mean the IQ that's what happened remember what do you mean remember nasty no I am yeah the Wayne as dumb as a rock no don't say it loud there's a lot of people here don't say that loud because they won't leave that impression what is the real answer it's um well got it in the bedroom okay how do you like that oh wow at their own stuff their own stuff wow uh this is a tough one all right some of us are born with it it's weird because we never talk about during our meetings which ones what do you mean me Tom Cruise the guys the action guys yeah me Tom Jackie Chan I'm passing the phone to someone who gets so scared of junkets at any kind of animals especially butterflies I'm passing phones somebody that has no hair but they have all forehead I'm passing the phone to someone who uh will be starring in his own superhero movie called honky Pete I'm passing the phone to somebody that doesn't wash the back of their knees don't encourage that guys I'm passing the phone to someone who lost his virginity when he was 22 years old I'm passing the phone to somebody that flips their underwear inside out because they're too lazy to go wash them correctly wow I'm passing the phone back to someone who wears a thong backwards I'm passing the phone to somebody that doesn't have a big toe I'm passing the phone to someone who's still trying to find out who his real father is I'm passing the phone to somebody that's been lying about his Hawaiian Heritage for his whole career oh my God where do I go now I'm passing the phone to someone who uh is truly tired of carrying me in his movies [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Celeb Q

Views: 2,749,108

Keywords: Kevin Hart and The Rock, The Rock Johnson, The Rock, Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Funny moments, Roast

Id: JX06xk4SKVk

Length: 18min 14sec (1094 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 17 2023