I will NOT laugh at these D&D memes

i'm not here to play around today okay a lot of you last time were saying that i was uh basically laughing the entire video that most of the memes were funny and i was just putting on a face not today this is what a guy who won't laugh at a meme looks like this is the epitome of empty dnd comedy i will not laugh not a single time i'm gonna prove it to you i'm gonna prove it to you all right now this is no joke this is incredibly serious i don't take this lightly i will not take this slight against my reputation who's dming me my wife my wife in the middle of me recording this dmd me a tweet we we yesterday i had little croissant and and too much coffee and so i had a how you say panic attack it's not d d meme so i'm technically allowed to laugh at that all right here we go barton put don't you dare act like you haven't laughed at moldy sushis or can arcade memes every time they get posted i'm just being nice okay i'm just being i'm just trying to be nice because i appreciate the uh the jokes and the fan art that comes in for our dnd games do i necessarily find them funny maybe not this situation was pretty funny because we were playing our adventures of apnea game and we were sneaking into a castle to try to find evidence on some corrupt uh king advisor and while we did this we decided to disguise ourselves as like maids jack wasn't able to play his character is jeremy who is the halfling cleric she's like a little farmer and she was off doing her farm stuff and we were in the main center city and so we uh we just tossed the uh disguises when we were done and we were laughing at the fact that uh jeremy like like what if jeremy was fishing and she just found a maid outfit and then uh moldy sushi drew it and it was pretty funny so um but i didn't lie i didn't laugh at that any and if there's proof of me laughing about that on the stream then it was just to make you feel better am you in luck i made one today my plot twist me the game master my precious players do you do you think i would i relate to this oh oh what a relatable d d meme maybe i would give that a little bit of a like not today not today not funny did didn't laugh oh colton colton you think you can come in here you think you can enter this space you think you can challenge me do you see my lips do you see a single smile cracking from the no not even one i promise you i can get through colton's meme without even smiling wizard why is the barbarian carrying a skillet bard he thinks it's his spell casting focus wizard he has spells barred just one every time he hits someone with it he shouts cast iron not a single smile i don't think you all understand the sheer extent i am willing to go through to prove you all wrong i read the comments from the last video i will not falter this time this is simply a challenge i have no idea where i got these from but they were in my camera roll dm red dragon another red dragon red dragons are strong that's why it's funny an oldie but a goodie in my opinion elf wait i can explain dwarf you can live 750 years i only live 350 years human at least you can live longer than a century dm you guys think you're going to live no good joke though good joke but no why is frodo trending ea just announced making a mobile lord of the rings gamer free to play collectible everything i don't care i made this one for the game idea i am once again asking you to play d d tonight bernie meme in this context maybe it's just the context maybe it's the context of the fact that i am just preparing myself to see some funny things so i'm not ready to laugh and so like shock humor is going to get me the most and i know that that's the setting i'm in if this was sent in like our group chat i would probably laugh at it maybe maybe i would probably laugh at it dm so what do you want to do in town party they do be fighting the lobsters oh the druid's also a lobster i'd like that it's a random lobster lawful evil devotion paladins be like i pray for the safety of all good people who come to zion even gentiles but we can't expect god to do all the work i do like me joshua graham but it ain't gonna make me laugh you think he's sneaking a little new vegas you think he'd sneak in a little a little game that i love one of my favorite games of all time they're gonna make me laugh no unfortunately it's a d meme so therefore not two gnomes in a trench coat two gnomes out of all the people within the community you are somebody who reliably posts funny memes i must say you are one of the few that genuinely make me laugh sometimes i'm afraid today is the day you fail who would win a titan made by the gods of death with the sole purpose of obliterating realities ozymandias yes from my um one of my games a mountain the context here is that last game of even fall jack's character laszlo is a character from a previous campaign where he fought the bbeg which was ozymandias which is right there who was that a titan made by the gods of death with soul purpose obliterating realities and he beat him and last game of even fall they climbed a mountain and i made it really hard and uh jack said in the middle of the game i fought a titan made by the gods of death the sole purpose obliterating realities and the mountain was more difficult and i did not expect a reference but it did not make me laugh no no no not today not even the frost maidens rhyme can ice this drip oh the bear oh i just saw the bear oh the bear that's the bear from that's our ice window game that's our swindle game no no i oh i know what these are although they're they're getting personal now now they're getting personal [Music] oh god okay i didn't even smile i didn't even smile does this look like the face of a man who would smile out of tear deeping okay i will explain the context of some of these and hope that i don't laugh doing so but i won't because they're not even that funny they're not even that funny i don't even [Music] i keep looking at it so so this top left image is um tyler's character a representation of ha ha i just saw the crocs tyler's character atlantica who was a sea elf who died at the end of the campaign uh by uh allowing her friends to go through a portal out of the nine hells and she stayed behind and her fate was left unknown but we heavily implied that she died for all intents and purposes she is dead but the community on our discord uh believe in atlantica being doomed guy in a furnace and killing a bunch of zombies oh i'm just out of breath i'm just out of breath i'm not laughing at all the rod the immovable rod that was the um if you want contacts for that go to our d d story it's called oh no the rod the eyeball is atlantica losing her eyeball the gun is curious gun the i don't know the dwight being um hannibal lecter somebody wear somebody's face i don't remember that um the purple and blue wizards oh these are getting obscure the double snaps the fox the fox's nelix what's the double thanos snaps the eggs eggs bread eggs uh is actually incorrect i can correct that one um when they went into their mansion for the first time i had a bunch of unseen servants who would make food for them within this magical mansion and they asked what food the party wanted but they were very robotic so uh the party was just discussing it and they were like oh well bread would be good yeah we should maybe do bread ooh eggs yeah i do like bread and then they took those first four foods and said bread bread eggs bread and that was the only food that the mansion would make for forever now was bread bread eggs bread uh this meme is incorrect it's not eggs eggs braided eggs what are the two dead monkeys center was so big and so i don't even remember don't go to 2 23 21 on even fall episode 23 worst mistake of my life all right okay i'm at 2 23 20. i still i still i still you're still kind of suss to me so oh well [Applause] [Music] anyways um what's uh let's uh let's do an issue jacob that was kind of everybody did everybody roll and and good good gnomes it was it was good to use my own hubris against me my own inflated ego against me that i would laugh at my own self i didn't i got close i got close i forgot about that i didn't know i did that i was just goofing on colton you're gonna have to try harder next time gnomes none of the ones you read last time made me laugh i fully agree with you d memes aren't funny they're all repetitive and predictable wait that makes me repetitive and predictable wait no wait maybe this was a bad idea you're in the squad of because you're optimized combat build and heavy weapons i'm in the squad of because they're trying to romance me and i want to hear my dialogue options we are not the same [Music] yep my roommate who just wants to go to sleep oh matt be looking funny matt do be looking quite funny in that picture this isn't it's not even the dnd part of this meme doesn't make me laugh it's it is matthew mercer's pain to face that is slightly cut off the this ravine is 10 feet wide yup my strength score is 16. yup so by the running long jump rules i can reliable jump 16 feet forward makes sense to me so i jump over the ravine make an athletics check to not fall into the ravine yeah yeah just uh roll less dice i'm i'm wholly serious like that that's a rule in the book you don't need to roll a jump 10v if your character can just do it we need to roll for every spell now can i cast press to digitization oh roll a check like no you can just do that you don't need to roll for everything rolling for everything is dumb sorcerers what is that wizards my people call them books it's not funny warlock players on the dm actually makes their patron demand something from them oh he's like upset how i wake up knowing my enemies are ontologically evil and there is no act against them which is wrong i am too smooth brain for that one reception check three stealth check sir we found the guy who decided cats don't have dark vision man we have a problem with problems you stay here you stay here with stephanie you take me to him take me to the son of a [ __ ] take me to him come on go go go go go go go go go go go go go go we're the son of a [ __ ] where is he where are you god he's running i've never seen that video before ah this is the way you cheat you cheat you cheat by showing me something that isn't d d it's dumb that cats don't have dark vision they should have dark vision necromancy is based didn't left and left didn't left in left and left didn't laugh didn't left didn't laugh didn't left didn't laugh i did not go cry about it in the comments go have some copium in the comments didn't laugh when you're so used to googling d d stuff that you catch yourself searching [Music] that's so stupid this cat chilling ears weapons of warding harasses just coughing digging down and drinking up why are so many people going dwarf mode the term embraces the comforts of depravity and direct departure from the cottage core influence of early pandemic days hell yeah i go dwarf mode every week i play diago's full dwarf mode resurrection seventh level necromancy casting time one hour range touch components vsm a diamond worth at least a thousand gold pieces which the spell consumes this spell closes all mortal wounds and restores any missing body parts this will also [Music] posted our such d memes did the standards raise did they raise their standards finally this one surprised me i am the dm i speak for the npcs murder hobo again and i'll bring okay we're done but uh we're a final segment spencer sent me a bunch of memes and we're gonna look at those uh right now when you get the party to draw their characters but everyone has different art styles mom was good that one's good not gonna make me laugh though that's a good meme though party member dies the next person they meet you know i'm something of an ad [Music] no no they're not funny because she sent them to me no no no no she just knows that i think that those things are funny she's she's targeting me i'm being targeted i'm being targeted when you a literal idiot rolls up a 20-wiz druid he he the wisdom juice is kicking in yeah when you're a two-handed barbarian who can't cast a single spell and you're waiting for the dragon to land that one's pretty good that was pretty good the dm describing background npcs were never meant to be a part of the campaign the party who's that who is just there i want a name god i was in the shower while she was getting these and she she just god she knows she's too smart when the bard takes up necromancy i like those skeletons i like those little bony chaps the dm the creature shows a distinct lack of hearing holes that scene from adventure time [ __ ] me up so bad we watched that to make ourselves feel better that episode that scene in that episode fully fleshed npcs the party goblins with overalls that i made lehman's tiny [Music] oh i always think it's so weird how close the party has to be with the lemus tiny hud spencer you went for the goddamn throat with these bald civil rights movement pcs stopping the cultive yup yup that's accurate me opening a chest hoping for some nice loot that's i like kermit kermit spencer you you fought valiantly truly you did that was the closest that i had gotten but alas i win again

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Keywords: dnd, d&d, dungeons and dragons, how to, tutorial, funny, monk, fighter, 5e, player, book, dm, dungeon master, roll, ranger, rogue, paladin, cleric, barbarian, bard, wizard, sorcerer, warlock, artificer, mystic, skits, idea, character, stats, build, new, tips, gm

Id: _ASXIQhjvLk

Length: 17min 14sec (1034 seconds)

Published: Tue May 10 2022