I Will Have Them All.

do you have any idea how long people have been trying to get me to play this game i'm slimesicle i got slime in the name slime cigar and and and and yet i've never played slime rancher am i a fraud am i a fake no i'm slime sickle okay so we're finally gonna do it i got actual slimes dropping december 22nd baby that's right you can get yourself or a loved one a one foot or two foot slime sickle plush they're insanely soft and comfortable and if you want a ridiculously large one to sit on i'm currently doing a giveaway on twitter where i'm giving away the only two mythical four foot slimesicle plushies i absolutely love these little guys and on december 22nd at 3 p.m est you'll be able to get one for a limited time only and trust me they are going to sell out very very fast check them out now over at youtubes.com and set an alarm right now so you don't miss when they drop on the 22nd at 3 est let's go ahead and start a new game slipping and sliming all over the place haha i like this guy look at all these cute little gunks 1 000 light years away from earth okay let's get moving wasd sure but what's the slurp what's the slurp button i want him i want him i want him i want whoa oh yeah baby my suck scepter my slurp sack my s this is the [ __ ] cutest [ __ ] ever bro what the [ __ ] all right guys listen i wasn't sold on this game at first but i'm making him spin right now it's [ __ ] cute get in here slimes are the key to success uh shoot the slimes select vac tank boo all right he [ __ ] died oh i shoot them in that makes more sense when slimes eat they make plorts okay so that's uh that's my money for the record i have not plorted in years well i guess let's go get some freaking slimes huh dry reef a coral crusted ocean floor that now basks under a golden sun oh yeah baby look at them stacking over there little do they know little do they know they are going to oh hey come meet the rest of your family they're already in here hey i want to make a pb j but i only got peanut butter think you can help me out bonk oh i just need one more pink slime to fill up my tank hey buddy are you what are you trying to run wait a lucky slime well this one isn't oh yeah we are amassing now i need more oh man these are probably roughly the size of my one foot tall youtube's figure they want some carrots too you want some of these you gonna pour it you're gonna pour it everywhere the way i'm talking about it right now is gross it's pretty deportable hello embrace death did the earth just birth you out of the ground and into my pound oh now pink slimes are great guys but i'm starting to get a little bored of them i don't know i i think it's time to maybe maybe diversify bro that is a bird i own it now whoa whoa whoa whoa elgato no way dude i'm not ready for that kind of responsibility okay i i don't know this is uh this is probably gonna become unmanageable but i i think i i feel like i want that hey buddy hey little chicken here go hen hen hen hen go go play with them go play with them my my little hen hen hen hen just got [ __ ] plorted right in front of my eyes the hell is this i have a house oh my god star mail whatever which one of you [ __ ] ate hen hen you know what it doesn't matter leadership is all about setting an example are you watching this hey hey what'll i do what did i just say what i just say you [ __ ] see that you see that come here oh my god [ __ ] you're you're you're you're a slippery one you're a slippery one dick come uh oh guys it's night time now what kind of scary scary slimes could be lurking out here they're all the same to me baby get in the suck tube that one made a fun noise when he let's own un slime largo on slimy normay go join your brothers phosphor slimes are going in here that includes you buddy you're getting wrangled you don't [ __ ] tangle with the tangler yeah that's what i thought hey that's not allowed it's not allowed stop i love these guys these guys are awesome i want more pink ones too i want them all you are just fuel man you are just fuel for the machine that is my my wrench by the gods by the gods that slime is huge hen hen get him oh my god he was just consumed am i next negotiate with him his mouth is open oh out of the land and into my hand what are you [ __ ] doing i want to create an unsustainable ecosystem the hell's money okay uh you are just too powerful to be contained so i guess you're uh i guess you're part of the family you look [ __ ] weird man uh get get in the get in the cage they're they're world war z they're trying no no no no no you can't world war z you can't world war z that's [ __ ] up here here here feast oh my god he almost what happened these ones are flying into the incinerator stay in stay in please all right guys play time is over play time is over it's clean up time clean up clean up everybody everywhere clean up clean up everybody do your share ever heard about icarus he flew too close to the sun goodbye hello little chickadoo more food for the great machine uh oh what are what's inside the caves death don't worry about that oh they're mad they're pale oh [ __ ] they're pissed hey hen hen head hand take care of him fight him off oh oh my god you [ __ ] ate hannah eat him all right we're clear requires a slime key pretty sure all of my keys are slime keys unlock game squish bro didn't work this is very calming like in a calming sort of way oh my god it is what a [ __ ] circus what a what a circus you can't just world war z out you can't do that that's [ __ ] illegal eat eat food no don't don't get too excited don't get too excited don't leave yes yes jump back in jump back in you like food it's just every time i hear the incinerator activate i just die a little inside oh you you [ __ ] wish you could world war z you're at like world war b now maybe oh okay you're pr you're pretty [ __ ] cute though you okay yeah that is pretty here have a bird everyone please everyone get back inside of your your free range cage and when i say range i do mean range they go soaring no bruh all right you've earned your freedom i need food for them is really what i need okay i have to resist the urge to slurp up these guys because they're starting to all unionize i can't i can't have any more escape attempts they are they are sliming up my entire vibe more rock slimes [Music] man you just look [ __ ] terrified to exist q berry why do they call it that more death always death always death baby oh oh oh oh oh oh my god oh my god they're vicious have some veggies have some veggies help you see better help you see help you see your mistakes hope you see your mr [ __ ] bro eat them eat them oh god they're they're pissed they're pissed again oh [ __ ] [ __ ] push [ __ ] [ __ ] hand hen head don't go down there don't go down there okay rock salon please don't stage an escape hey hey hey i'm gonna walk in to my ranch please do not immediately stage an escape i'm gonna turn this corner they better not be oh god look at these guys they don't try to escape i would even say they rock yeah this see this guy gets it you guys do not [ __ ] get it you guys clearly do not get it whatsoever here eat consume consume bro a mass a mass a mass that's it it it pains me to say but these guys have got to go these guys have got to go hey listen i believe if you if you escape you are in your freedom the problem is we may have different definitions of what that is your plurts are due where are they you know i didn't see very good grades on your report card you built a garden i know dude check this out oh okay oh and that's plants i saw something glow oh baby getting my [ __ ] [ __ ] get in my [ __ ] [ __ ] get in my [ __ ] thing get in it [ __ ] did that could have been mine that could have been mined you know how much people would have paid to see a specimen like that i started off like oh man they're so cute now i'm just full capitalism what the hell a torso no eat that [ __ ] come on come on come on come on eat it eat it i'm rooting for you buddy i'm you you you you you you you had one chance one opportunity to seize it everything you ever wanted let's see what's going out on on what's what's happened what let's see what's what's let's go let's go ahead and and what's happening all right you big [ __ ] what the what what secrets do you hold inside your mass what secrets do you hold you just get bigger eat consume consume consume consume the ritual must be completed i'll leave one here so i can make a carrot farm i'm a genius i'm a genius no i'm i'm i'm a slime rancher stop hitting [ __ ] out [ __ ] they just rocked my world i lost my carrots and i hate everything these guys all oh no no no no no no no no we can't have this we can't have this we talked about this i'm talking about this i hate you and everything you stand for what are you doing oh no you can't just oh [ __ ] oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god chaos chaos on the ranch i just fed you guys i fit you're hungry again because i couldn't feed you because you [ __ ] knocked me out dude what do you what do you want from me i think i think we need to downsize i think we need to downsize if you ask me i think we need to i think we need to oh this [ __ ] pains me oh they're all just smiling on the one frame they have left alive why are they smiling it makes it worse so apparently we can get upgrades which sounds pretty interesting it's not slimes but you know whatever jet pack dash boots pulse wave well these are not slime so personally i don't really care for them if you ask me my aim is unparalleled watch as this slime majestically soars through the air he may never even touch the ground he didn't he's dead gotta go get some more food to make the slimes [ __ ] to make more money to make more food to make the slimes [ __ ] harder hey baby come to me come to me fly chick on my ranch grows ever stronger if i keep this up in about 300 years i'll be at the same level as your mother's farmville account so i've noticed the trade-off with these is that their plorts are really good but if you go in there and try to [ __ ] suck them up you'll you'll probably get smacked by something oh no i'm getting to i'm getting dangerously into this game now i'm fortunate pretty sus that this area is just full of like little chicks that roll around until they reach adulthood and and get frame one eaten by these slimes that's complete [ __ ] imagine you were turning 18 and something that you don't understand just destroyed you instantly oh wait that's taxes nice oh he liked it a little too much i cannot believe i'm just feeding these slimes and then harvesting their [ __ ] i'm a scat man scooby-doo don't give me that don't you are tilted bro you are a tilted rooster now the question is can i buy something cool with all that i can buy a jet pack finally i can leave this cursed place i can get away from all these slimes uh that's not real that's not as good that's not that's but that's okay i guess slimes aren't so bad after all i don't really want to get away from them after all how could i when they look this good there's limited supply so when they're gone they're gonna be gone forever seriously go to youtubes.com and set a reminder in your calendar december 22nd three days before christmas 3 p.m est and they make a wonderful christmas tree it's actually it's falling over one second ah

Channel: Slmccl

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Rating: 4.9774704 out of 5

Keywords: slmccl, slimecicle, slimecicle twitch

Id: 2aZtVuwDnew

Length: 16min 9sec (969 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 20 2020