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Hey guys. It is 6 in the morning. Season 5 came out so I kind of just stayed
up all night playing. But anyways, I have a
hilarious video for you today. Season 5 just started. This gameplay was from
Season 4, about a week ago. So this is part two of
he other video I just uploaded. This was really fun. I want to upload a lot
more Fortnight videos. So look forward to those. Oh and in season 5 there's so
many new skins I like so, if you guys want me to
cosplay any of these, comment below and hit that
like button in the face! But yeah enjoy. Squads. I'm gonna try squads even
though I hate squads. But I'm gonna do it because
I want to run into people and I want to talk and have some human interaction. So, let's put this down and let's go. Hi! Guys let's go tilted!
Can we go tilted? >> No. Why the f***
do you go to tilted? >> Why don't you go tilted? It's the best place with the best loot! >> What the f*** How old are you, guys? >> I'm 12! How old are you? >> I'm 13. >> Who's the oldest here? >> Me. >> Dude, why are you... You sound like a little kid! >> You sound like a little kid! >> You-- You sound like a little kid, bitch! >> Wow! Did you just call me the b word? >> Yes, why? >> How old are you even? >> I'm twelve.
I'm thirteen! >> Are you 12 or are you 13? Well it doesn't matter now because
that's not you, another person died. Well, I'm gonna turn 13 this year. >> Okay, cool!
>> I turn 13 in October. So take that. >> You said you were twelve. You said you were twelve.
Motherf*****. >> It doesn't mean-- Oh did you just tell me that the f word? The mf? >> Yes, why?
You can't say that! You can't you can't say that. >> Who you are to boss me? You're not no one.
You're no one to boss me, bitch! >> Man, I'm somebody. >> I know you're somebody
but you're no one to boss me, boy. So, shut your little mouth up, boy. >> I'm gonna tell my mom that you're cursing. >> Tell her everything you want. >> I bet I have more v-bucks than you. >> How many v-bucks do you have? >> I have 10,000 v-bucks.
How much do you have? >> Ten thousand? >> Yes. >> Well, bitch you know
I'm a mod on Fortnite so shut your little mouth up, boy. >> Well you shut your mouth because
I have more v-bucks than you do. >> No, you don't. >> I more have more kills than you do. I have I just killed. Oh you just died! >> Yeah. bitch. cos'
there was a whole squad, bitch. You're a dumb ass. He's a fuck you're a little kid. >> You're a little kid! >> Man shut your mouth! >> Shut me up.
You can't. >> You can't shut me up. I'll be 13 next month. And I have more v-bucks than
you look this new skin, I bought this new skin. >> Well, who the f****** cares
about the v-bucks and the skin? >> I care. >> You care but I don't care, bitch. >> How many how many kills did you get? >> I get more than you. >> How many do you have? >> A thousand. [chuckles] How many do you have,
bitch? Motherf*****. >> One. >> Just shut your little mouth up
and go suck your... your dad's d***. >> I don't have a dad. >> Yes you do. >> I hope you feel bad. Because he's dead. >> And? >> And? What do you want me to do? >> Nothing? He can't revive back coz he's f****** dead. What level are you on? >> I'm max level. I have level 1000. >> Yeah, sure. Bitch. What's your level? >> You could only get to a hundred, bitch. >> Why don't you get to my level?
[Gunshots] Look I just got another kill. Are you you're watching me aren't you? >> I'm watching the other guy. >> Why are you watching the other guy? The other guy's not
getting kills like me. I get kills like I get money. And when I get money, I f*** your mom! >> I could f******. Go f**** yourself.
Motherf*****. Okay. Then what? >> I will smack you,
you're a little girl. >> You're just a little boy. >> You're a little girl, bitch. >> You're a little boy! >> You're a little girl. Whoa what was that? >> Nothing. It was obviously something. >> Are you a kid... or a girl? >> What do you mean a kid or a girl? >> Are you a boy? >> I'm a girl. Duh! My character is a girl so I'm a girl too. >> Okay. Look look, I'mma tell you something? >> What? >> I'mma tell you something. [Gunshot]
[Screams] >> Mother! Yeah I just got killed. Thanks for getting me killed. >> I'mma tell you something. >> What? >> That I'm sorry. for everything I've said because... I don't talk to girls like that. >> Ah thanks! It's okay. And yeah you shouldn't
talk to girls like that. You should be nice to everybody. >> It's cos I... I thought you're a boy, that's why. >> Well, it doesn't matter
even if I was a boy. >> Can you send a friend request?
>> Be nicer. I'm sorry for all the things that I said. >> Nah, it's okay. Can you send a friend request? >> Yeah I'll send you a friend request. >> Okay. Let's play together.
>> Alright. Okay. >> Join my session [inaudible]
>> Alright bye. Join my session when you
send me the friend request. >> Okay. >> Okay, bye. [laughing] I'm this close to crying. Holy s***. I haven't like played
with a kid like since COD. Like, oh my God I need to do this more often. This is fun. Hello. Hi. Friends! Wait why is it two of us? This is a squad.
Not a duo. Hi! >> Hi. Uh. I am in France. >> Oh here's the squad! The whole squad here. >> Hello. Anyone got a mic? >> Guys, my mom let me buy
v-bucks for my birthday. >> Birthday! >> It's my birthday today. >> That's pretty lit. Yeah it's very lit.
>> Happy birthday! >> Thank you. >> Very lit. You too. >> Happy Birthday. >> Thanks. >> Can we go tilted?
>> Birthday. >> Okay, everybody wanna go tilted. It's a party now. >> Small. Small English. I don't understand what
you're trying to tell me. Stay with me. I'll keep you safe. >> Yes, I just got the
best gun in the game. Oh my god, yes. >> What's the best gun in the game? >> A common pistol. >> No! No! Why didn't you guys protect him? Come with me if you want to live. Look at this dude trying
to use us as bait. >> No! >> No! >> No. No. I swear if the kill you... >> It's me and you Chelsea. Come stick with me. I need you. >> Hey, dude. It's not, that med kit,
it's not enticing enough! Trying to leave it up there and camp in
here. Yo u shameful. You shame your family. Oh, frick! I'm coming. Oh no! Oh no! Not Chelsea! Anybody but Chelsea.
I will avenge you. ## teamwork at? Oh s****. F*** me! You think you sneaky
coming in from the back? Uh uh! Mother****** Oh, they all coming after me now. >> You're good at this.
>> Oh they all coming after me now. >> You're good at this game. >> Holy crap.
>> Thanks! Oh s***! I thought he jumped down for a sec. Come on down. Get the hell out of here. Bye bitches! Crispy. Oh s***! I hate this building. Everybody always shoots
me through the holes. Oh no no no. No. Okay, I'm like stuck like
the duck by myself and, Oh s***. No, nope. Ohh! No!! Motherf*****. Okay, I have no health,
I'm gonna die very soon. It was very nice knowing you, Chelsea. But I might not--
>> Wait, can I friend you? >> I might not make it through this fight. >> Wait, can I friend you? >> Yeah. My trap got somebody. Oh another one! [laughs] Lit. I'll take it. But good Lord has blessed me
with some band-aids... today... so it's not over yet. #blessed Man, I got no material. He already knew! He already knew! How you see me? How you see this? No! >> Wait, are you SSSniper- Are you SSSniperWolf? >> I've never heard of
that person in my life. But anyway that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. If you did want more videos
like this make sure you hit that like button in the face! And subscribe, join the wolf pack. [howls] I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching.
Bye guys. [Music]
