I Was The Assistant In a Threesome - Comedian Bill Dawes - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

I think I'm going to die alone anyone else have that is this me again okay cool I don't know if I'm good and bad I blame all the big vaginas out there that's why I blame all the big box V my mom's wored up down she's like Bill Bill I'm just wor you going to die alone I don't know she tries to pitch marriage she's like you know Bill married men live they live a lot longer married men live a lot longer and it's true married men live 20 years longer than single men it's true you know why cuz the number one killer of men is fun and um number two fun number three is traffic accidents which was probably fun right before it [ __ ] happened I mean think about who lives to a 100 years old who lives to 100 years old [ __ ] tortoises you ever seen a tourist Skydive or bungee jump or stiff cocaine up another tourist's [ __ ] 3m. in the basement of a strip club no they don't have fun oh wait did you see that YouTube video of the Tauruses having the threesome you guys see that video they have the shell did you see that video no cuz there isn't one Tauruses they don't have threesoms they don't have fun cuz ladies PSI there are certain men that enjoy threesoms they're called men who breathe um not my boyfriend yeah your boyfriend not my husband especially your husband we've been married for 15 years he's been waiting 15 [ __ ] years i' one through some one time right after years of it being on my vision board and um guys it was incredible until it happened uh turns out I wasn't the center of the threesome I was the assistant to the lesbians the whole time I'm just handing them products oh here you go take [Music] that changing doua batteries like a maniac oh [ __ ] hit me the Roku I was trying to get in it was like a game of double dutch I'm like finally they called me in I felt like the white guy in the basketball team was are you sure I better stretch let's go won Reeves it's always a conversation we have you've had that conversation as a couple right sir if you haven't have it tonight I'll probably go like this honey what that comic about every guy wants a thre that's not true it babe no [ __ ] that guy that Nazi [ __ ] potato salad raisin [ __ ] I love you baby you're more than I can handle give me kissab B13 so might day have a fun time after a chocolate Sunday comedy show unless you want to if you want to I'm [ __ ] down by the way I'm talking about standard proper American Christian threesome guys I'm talking about girl girl guy yeah not guy guy girl [ __ ] that two guys and a girl that is not a threesome that is gay sex and a witness can I get a witness my best friend the same one with the black friend he tried to get me involved he's like dude I got this really hot chick she's coming over you got a joint us bro she's coming over you got a joint us what the [ __ ] so I go over there right I go over there he's my best friend he's my best friend I never try it I got to warn it was exhausting all right we were going hard for like 40 minutes finally was like yo time out when's that girl getting here [Applause] bro you guys joke I can't last 40 minutes all right you guys have fine back Rie [Applause] byebye

Channel: Chocolate Sundaes Comedy

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Id: 893fV1KsXV4

Length: 4min 40sec (280 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 17 2024