i was NOT ready for THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH and the WARDROBE

hello umbrellas and welcome back to another movie commentary in today's episode of the commentaries with welty that could be a thing we are watching narnia sorry the chronicles of narnia the lion the witch and the wardrobe what a name by the way you might be wondering why we're watching narnia today there's no actually a particular reason and i i don't even know i just think it looks sick from the thumbnail i think i may actually have watched this once i mean it came out in 2005 so i was a sperm cell when i washed this we're in the clouds is there dragons in this i'm pretty sure this is a mythical movie i mean it can't be planes right all right well we are 30 seconds in and i'm already wrong well that's me humbled ah he's just admiring the bombage what do you think you're doing he's enjoying himself woman well you just forgot your dad is about [ __ ] selfish oh a picture of his dad always dad's dead isn't he dad where he wouldn't make us go if dad were here i mean the war was over and we wouldn't have to go you will listen to your brother oh they're getting sent away because of the war oh this is a real depressing start hold on did you just reject your mother's kiss boy this may be the last time you see your mother and you train her like that at this point humbled you know i like making jokes and stuff like that but the stuff that we as a society take for granted sometimes ah they're off to the hogwarts they're on the hogwarts express yeah wizard i hope one of them is called harry what is that noise why are you so noisy i'm nosy yeah i'm gonna call you out yeah do you feel embarrassed now all the umbrellas are judging you now so i thought [ __ ] [Music] professor kirk is not a customer oh my god they living the good life worst game ever invented we could play hide and seek or they play hide and seek and that's where the wardrobe comes in one of them hides in the wardrobe it's too it's too easy if that's it [Music] okay this boy is a dick is that the wardrobe wait we're actually going to narnia because of hide and seek really really it's a wooden wardrobe [Music] how are you so calm little one how is she so calm little girl you've just came out a wardrobe into another world say something oh is she gonna get lost though how is she gonna remember that there's a lamppost random have i actually just shot myself from a tree branch [Music] oh has he never seen a human before nah surely not surely someone must have known that wardrobe leads into snowland you must be some kind of beardless dwarf i'm not a dwarf i'm a girl oh really why is this such a subtle conversation how is this not weird this is weird anya what's that could you run it girl oh what a surprise lucy pevensie how would it be if you came and had tea with me [Music] red flags we've got to say tea and biscuit rusty red flag ice skating and snowball fights oh and christmas not here you don't get presents everyone's so selfish in this world she getting drugged by music wait what's happening [Music] whoa holy [ __ ] you messed up man such a terrible form huh something i am doing what are you doing oh [ __ ] well that's very straightforward at least he's being honest right you may already know you're here even some of the trees are on her side the trees this guy is barking mad oh my god he's so dead we've actually had a redemption arc complete in the first 20 minutes of this movie i think lisa wants to play anymore i've been gone for hours what are they not worthy [Music] oh her curious mind he's gonna go back into the wardrobe and cause even more havoc like girl don't you know you've basically killed mr thomas see how does she know it's there or not though [Music] candle burnout is there what makes it there or not like can he see it or is it just her are not this little dick man maybe he dies that's how he gets humbled lucy why is no one freaking out why am i overthinking this like just saying if i went into a wardrobe and came out to a new world i would believe i've lost my mind santa oh that's the queen that wants humans dead holy [ __ ] it's a dwarf back in a moment that is much better it's like 24 degrees right now and before all you americans come and say oh 24 degrees i could do that on my sleep scotland is not built for heat we don't have ac unlike use our radiators produce heat it's like a sauna in here what is your name son of adam where are your eyebrows i'm such a hypocrite he said she met some phone called thomas oh my god why are you telling her everything what he's basically just saying all them to death right i can make anything like turkish delight of all things you said turkish delight ah this boy deserves to get bullied i'm gonna miss you [Music] the white witch she calls herself the queen of narnia but she really isn't oh they're both so dumb i know they're children but they're so thick you saw the phone imagine he says no i shouldn't have encouraged her oh my god he actually is oh he has to die i don't think i've ever hated a kid more in the upstairs wardrobe oh he knows oh he knows what could you say he should tell all the family the wisdom of what he knows in narnia oh wow done ed you bald it her footsteps are so loud isn't that wardrobe door oh what a coincidence oh my god they're finally all gonna see narnia okay and it works now i think maybe it's a certain time of day works no could she win a night after that i don't [ __ ] know why is wardrobe logic a thing i don't have any oh he actually is dead any let's see ask his little [ __ ] boy ryder thomas is hereby charged with high treason go back but what about mr thomas was arrested just for being with a human yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] take the [ __ ] where oh bear can speak oh i ain't gonna smell it if that's what yeah i've done too many barbie commentaries to know when an animal can speak hello nice cup of rosy lee it's lovely that was merely a truffle you know why do people lie so much in this movie no it's not enjoying the scenery are we nice finger where betray oh that transition though but still this little boy's a dick this guy is going to betray his family for turkish delay not even chocolate turkish delight aslam who's aslan can you give us context who's aslan thank you why is dick boy though and he's waiting for you near the stone table they don't even know about the prophecy what the [ __ ] is hot what is happening what the two sons of adam and two daughters of eve will defeat the white witch and restore peace to narnia well that's [ __ ] because right now there's only one son and two daughters i'm not including dick boy ed oh my god he's actually dipped already i'm gonna kill him please thank you oh that's quite cool though do you think this is where elsa got her inspiration from i can't just let him come he's our brother he's the bite yes she can what are you talking about dongo his face is so punchable oh you have anger issues missy i did bring them halfway they're the little house of the dam with the beavers do you just want to wrap everyone out you have no sympathy do you have a brain i'm freezing again honestly this little boy has [ __ ] me over i'm so cold they're after us take them oh that voice though how can a voice be so good who is that wait i'm so sorry dear it was my best smite oh they're not statues she can actually freeze things hearing narnia now that's a valuable bit of information don't you think that's rude smell them out oh wow that is a brave fox no i know how this seems right i'm telling you the animals are the only thing i like in this movie so far not in that way not in that way you think of the humans are so thick and dumb there's no logic in their brains means death the baby says something about aslan he just doesn't know where to keep his mouth shut free you're here because he turned you in for sweeties and she ain't wrong though but the way she said that for sweeties just made that sound so much worse [Music] oh we're gonna get facing [Music] oh my god the shot why the hell is that santa claus is this a christmas movie dude what the [ __ ] is this movie this is crazy will cure any injury trust in this bow and it will not easily miss unless you're really skilled with a bow that just seems like a random gift to give to someone she like the katniss everdeen of narnia oh that has sound effect [Music] long live aslan oh i was so expecting a merry christmas then merry christmas thank you [Music] oh that's his epic this music great [Music] but is the dog dead though i really hope not like honestly i think i'm on the queen side here forgive me your majesty battery not to seem rude i wasn't actually talking to you you were talking to oh that was so badass i mean he doesn't deserve to be a king though but i was so badass i mean that's it my emotions are all over the place right now think about whose side you're on edmonton oh i don't know who say them or theirs like they're all done is there another side we don't know about yet can i be on that side plus as well if you suffer from hay fever like me you actually prefer winter the queen's just got more going for her you don't think you look funny i mean your forehead is quite big to be fair [Music] he does look like an ordinary line to be fair but nice welcome peter son of adam where is the fourth sucking off the queen anyway the cgi this is amazing this was made in 2005. i'm telling you movies that came out in the 2000s look so much better than movies nowadays betrayed us all peace but that only makes the betrayal all the worse animals makes so much more sense i'm not a furry i'm spitting facts mom hasn't had a dress like this since before the war we should bring her on back oh trunkful if we ever get back death could be on the cords i hope please oh in the way he's dead so he's just killed the dog i wish he was a cat aslan's a cat no i don't mean like the genre of cats i mean like a cat cat a piece of cat meow what am i doing i'm so weird [Music] oh my god they got through your defenses that quickly isn't she supposed to be a queen she should have the best knights possible ah i didn't like how easy that was to get edmonson back i should have been so much horror maybe someone should have died like if we saw an actual fight there and he saw his own eyes the struggle they all did to rescue him he'd have felt so much more [ __ ] about himself which is what we want how good are you [Music] [ __ ] apparently doors upon which narnia was built do not cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written i was there when it was written that is one of the coldest lines i've ever heard every traitor belongs to me that boy will die on the stone table don't hate it the law is the law that's all i'm saying you can't just you can't disobey that has renounced her claim on the son of adam's blood how do i know your promise will be killed oh oh uh that that's why that that that is why mm-hmm why is he sad what's he done is he handing himself in for him there's no way is he walking to his death oh this is actual depression now like generally not just because i hate edmonds you're so much powerful and better in every way than that boy that's such a stupid swap deal behold the great lies i just don't understand why he's doing this he's giving himself up for a boy who's never fought in his life unless he knows this boy has secret powers why only problem i have with this movie so far is well one a lot of them are really dumb and two just there's no context being explained with all the actions like what's happening you little [ __ ] oh this is so sad man first you're shaving his hair off have you no shame he's a great lion where's the dignity oh i think she just ejaculated i'm a little disappointed in you ah [ __ ] you albino ball bag [Music] oh that was too well done that was just so sad oh i'm such a hypocrite like i always ask i always want death in movies because that makes it less family friendly and gives the character and story arcs motives to progress well i was just done so well my ass was so sad oh why couldn't it be the [ __ ] dick boy and they've just left him like he's a piece of garbage still my princess i bring grave news from your sisters oh that is so cool which is army is nearing sire what are your orders i love how you just took total command of the whole army when all he's done is kill a dog oh this music this shot oh my horse is clenched oh wait what is that wait it just looks like humans in a green screen [Music] fun fact the scottish national animal is a unicorn nice oh this is unreal what are you gonna do up there [Applause] oh this is just so epic [Music] oh [Applause] i'm honestly about a bust or not don't do it it's gonna go loud hmm okay i'll use a cell there while he's a really good help it's nice to know that arching practice went to good use what was that shot no he's not just came back alive right [Music] i don't know if i like that i just i feel like such a [ __ ] now i was so sad earlier i [ __ ] you for coming back alive admitted no treacher is killed and a trait is stared a stone table will crack and even death itself would turn backwards so why did you act so sad then and why is the queen so dumb why am i surprised everyone's done this movie apart from the animals that's just so awesome like see if i get to see just some death that they don't come back alive and this is a top tier movie oh this is so good oh i don't know who you are but if you kill the queen i don't care [Applause] [Music] oh so he only got teleported oh he's not so he's not dead at all she is flooded like i imagine there's a way for the statues to come back because i imagine mr thomas isn't dead so every time technically she's going in for the kill she's not actually going to kill them i'm sorry her crying's actually just so funny so him breathing brings them back to life yep [Music] oh oh there's no coming back from that though peter said get out of it he's knocking that's true that's yet to be fair if there's anyone i think should kill the queen as either hammer aslan how did you mess up oh you're so pathetic oh my god never mind oh my god he's dead [Music] okay okay okay come on now don't don't be too cheesy on me [Music] no actually you just can't read literally it said it on the stone there was writing around the stone like you've only got yourself to blame [Applause] that's too late oh my god oh no it's clapped here [Music] i'm happy yes i told you either edmund or aslan had to be the one to kill her wow that was the only use for you for the whole movie lucy has the thing come on there's gotta be consequence any consequence [Music] i guess whatever wait yeah she can use on everyone and this one was one from the store man but everyone's alive now everyone i mean i guess there was that eagle that fell into the walk [Music] look at the costume design set design everything design king edmund the just queen susan the gentle king peter the magnificent edmund gets just she gets gentle he gets the magnificent of course you're all peasantry don't worry we'll see him again when in time you talk about he's only walking on the beach [Music] how long have they stayed they are well they must have been there for like seven years or something the lamppost oh could they not figure out where they came could they not figure out how to return home because all the ice was gone nothing looked recognizable they're gonna turn back to how they used to be oh that's so sad you just waited like seven years of your life what were you all doing in the wardrobe you wouldn't believe us if we told you sir it's not incest don't worry try me this movie was such a joy it did so many good things right it comes to the acting the music the set design the character development everything was so well done i'm just annoyed because i feel like it could have been one of the best movies i've ever seen like i know i joke about having deaths and everything but towards the end it felt like there was no consequence at all which is annoying because if there was i generally think this is one of the best movies i've ever seen besides the really dumb humans nonetheless still such an enjoyable film this could honestly be a better first move than harry potter do i regret that i could get canceled for that i may need to do a harry potter marathon now to refresh my brain leave a like if you want to see that hope you all did enjoy everyone i'll see you all for the next sunday fun day commentary that sounded really weird bye

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Length: 26min 3sec (1563 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 07 2022