Rise of the Guardians IS Dreamworks Forgotten Masterpiece

today we're watching rise of the guardians and i'm already disappointed because i thought this was a movie about owls i was so jacked for some hours instead i'm looking at a guy that looks like ross lynch is that sat is that supposed to be santa claus wait that's the easter bunny wait is this a movie about seasonal characters right now forget about those this is so much better and yes if you can't tell i'm still sick i know my voice is annoying i understand i can't help it like i can't believe this is a dreamworks movie i've never heard about this in my entire life like the marketing for this movie was sucked or the movie sucked it seemed to chase the darkness away what the this mom was born in ice he is the avatar [Music] what the why did i jump scare me oh my god oh my god he's like elsa but much cooler is he okay wait so this is a movie about seasonal figures so is he jack frost or he's a ghost i'm so lost is jack frost [ __ ] your jackfrost moon told me so that was all he ever told me i'm a girl so the moon can talk so just like the moon and the bear in the big blue house hello you cannot tell me that show did not slap goodbye goodbye oh my god santa's got the tats can we just talk about how santa claus literally has tattoos i've never seen that before this santa claus looks like you could be in a baker gang was so cool nah he is the coolest santa i've ever seen can we imagine santa as like a golf or something that would be [ __ ] crazy can it be who is it wait who was it though oh i'm so bad at seasonal characters i only know santa claus the tooth fairy jack frost and that's where my knowledge ends [Music] what is that [Music] who's this oompa loompa looking guy i don't know this guy oh my god he's still funny holy [ __ ] he's so jacked i thought you said you saw pitch well uh not exactly not exactly bro i swear he stole that thing from thanos i swear that looks exactly like it i did this to you three days before christmas easter is not christmas here we go to be fair easter is not christmas easter you get fat with chocolate christmas you get fat but with christmas dinner oh christmas he's choosing a new guardian what is it going to be jack frost there's jack frost take me home yo i thought jack frost was a child oh yeah i'm getting bamboozled here jack frost is an adult listen to that voice he actually looks 13 to me no one honey it's just an expression hey is he like invisible or do they really not just give a [ __ ] about this guy this kid must be so confused i mean it seems like he can't see the sparrow of jack frost yeah he's got a snow trail appearing right in front of him this kid must think he's high all right tooth under your pillow yeah i'm ready i'm interested to see how much the two fairy leaves i'm gonna be honest the two fairy dead me dirty i only got one quid one quid for a tooth does the two fairy really think that love me i'm at least worth two no one ever sees me now wait this guy is definitely a child but his voice is so deep when the hell did those balls drop and look at her precious child oh no this slender man's a pedo you must have known this day would come my nightmares are finally ready i was about to say who are you talking to but the moon is alive been a long time blizzard of 68 i believe that is the most kangaroo bunny i've ever seen and thinking his parents must have been a bunny in a kangaroo and then they had sex be back at the park i'll be straight though the concept for this is so cool i can't believe movies like this haven't been done more often [Music] this is a fever dream what you have to wear these shoes to become a guardian i would rather step on fire pink you think we pick no you were chosen like we were all chosen by men and moon i mean i know that's a true fairy it's just not what you imagined the tooth fairy or the easter bunny or such to look like which i really respect to be honest i mean they're putting their own twists on mythical characters like that's just dope he chose you he talks to you you see you cannot say no well i think he [ __ ] kind the moon has been neglecting him his whole life he's never talked to him [ __ ] them in up for the sun not a kangaroo what are you the easter bunny people believe in me the easter bunny is a deck it's almost like the elves made the toys see if you think about it how lazy is santa though he gets all the credit for doing nothing he literally does work one night a year who are you jack frost didn't you just say his name what i protect in children it is what makes me a guardian what is yours i don't know oh this is a coming of age story i love these type of movies oh i really was hoping it was bad i hope you like the loopy loops i hope you like carrots the design in these roads are so cool too and the teeth all of them the big four all in one place i'm a little starstruck my question is why does it seem so easy that you can just take control of the different worlds like whoever this pitch is has these four strings you stick a quarter under my pillar is he wrong though i want what you have to be believed in [Music] oh jack frost might turn to the evil sides it can't just be me that legit fought back when they were a child the boogeyman's purpose was to literally pick your burgers i know i'm not alone in this i know a lot of you thought that too it's your turn not to be believed in oh i wonder what jack's going to do he's kind of in this similar situation throughout his whole life where no one really believed in him sorry about the fairies they put up such a fight no offense to your fairies they look pretty simple that's why we collect the teeth jack my fairies and i watch over them and when someone needs to remember what's important i'm starting to wonder where my teeth went i wonder where they are you're saying i had a life before that with a home and a family you really don't remember they have to show me pitch has them pitch has them oh my god he is going to join him yo this is [ __ ] up we will collect the deal what if you help us we will get you your memories what they don't pass are you not going to give him his memories that's quite a lot of pressure to put on yourself oh jackpot oh my god do you need to look after your teeth more [Music] i love how they're literally playing a game to who can collect the most teeth when it's literally in a do or die situation your pathetic scrambling will be for nothing this was always the part i liked most watching kids sleep that's so weird i win see look what you've done now now you have to kill him such a waste of sperm no stop that's the easter morning [Music] see i've learned from my zootopia video bunnies don't actually like carrots bugs money is a lie how is this little kid not freaking out this little kid's oh my god this little kid's gonna ruin everything [Music] why are stingray that's the animal that killed steve irwin frost oh here we go here we go [Music] can i just say i'm going to publicly announce my apologies to mr sandman i didn't believe in you my whole life no i do you might want to die he is such a kangaroo what the [ __ ] nah there's no way you'd be i'm not just killed him oh my god he's took it like a champ why is it always the best characters that die what this is why you don't get attached this is why you don't get attached finally someone who knows how to have a little fun [ __ ] you he can't be dead though right he's a mythical figure they can't die otherwise who do you believe in i mean yes technically i didn't believe in him but now i do done something done something jack you stood up to [ __ ] you saved us every time he says pitch how is frankie sing [ __ ] how can i know who i am until i find out who i was you will you know what sad i was a ryan for two minutes when i was born but then my parents thought ryan sucks david's better yet david also sucks oh yeah i forgot this little kid we are very busy bringing joy to children we don't have time for children contradicting themselves there they're trying to help children but they don't have time for children what [Music] that's a lot of eggs we're going up when all i can think about is how many poached eggs i can make from all that by the way that is the best type of egg i will have nothing else we should get back the voice i know that voice yep here we go oh my god is this like a memory of what he was before or is this a decoy oh my god does that feel we have two different colored eyes same welcome to the gang for the answer to that is right here everything you wanted to know in this little box oh stop toying with me i'm not even jack frost and i feel like i'm getting toyed with i do appreciate how this is actually technically a metaphor for loneliness it's a good topic to discuss i i like this what do you mean for this to happen he has to go we should never have trusted you the [ __ ] it's not his what wait am i dumb is it just me that doesn't think he done really anything wrong i mean he literally tried to attack pitch but i understand i don't know what it's like to be cast out that's what i mean like i actually do feel bad for a pitch because he has but i also killed sandman so i hope he dies you want to be left alone done baby two what the [ __ ] what am i watching i swear to god if i see this thing get squished like a bug i'm going to freak out i mean to be fair what did you actually expect i make a mess of everything oh her heterochromia is much cooler than me for the love of god please just open it the anticipation is killing me full [ __ ] human okay staring right in his eyes [Music] that's why you chose me i'm i'm a guardian yes he's always been a guardian he literally saved his sister before he even became jack frost only six left six precious children who still believe in the guardian any in scotland england you mean to tell me no one in scotland believe but someone in england talk about unrealistic always are that kids the little boy you and i are obviously at once as this is why i said you never should have killed him [Music] see look what you've done now now you have to kill him oh that's so cool but wait see if i actually do believe in easter bunny will i get free chocolate eggs jack frost that's right but that's me i can't tell if you can see him or not [Music] yeah he does because he believes in him unlike you four bet cheese oh he's so cute that's the easter bunny yeah i prefer this type of robber and still he refuses to stop believing do you think this little boy realizes his life is in danger literally if you die everything's [ __ ] you know i've realized this movie is basically the avengers but with holiday characters but who will protect you i will what i will where is this going here are kids so smart to me no i'm not lying this i'm smarter than kids [Music] that's copyright it's over pitch there's no place to hide i love how he just hides i knew it [Music] you know how can you get rid of a mythical figure you can't plus he's so badass he didn't deserve to die [Music] right now can we just talk about how sandman literally is the most overpowered thing you dare have fun in my presence yes it does illegal to have fun what a boring bastard then what are they doing here looks like it's your fear they smell oh my god yo that was sick will you jack frost vow to watch over the children of the world i would laugh so much if he said no i will damn i mean well done congratulations you're leaving what if we stop believing again if i can't see you well that's your fault then you're an idea my name is so where are you just going to leave them stranded on ice that seems a bit dangerous no the moon tells you something believe it well the moon told me it was cheese back in the day so is it really cheese i'm going to be honest that was just fun and cute and a kid's movie which makes sense right but seriously there was nothing groundbreaking about the story it was actually pretty simple but the fact you've literally got mythical characters together essentially becoming the avengers that's good enough for me for satisfaction and with that alone i thought that would make this movie massive because it was also enjoyable but when it comes to dreamworks and zesny i still stand by this is pretty much unheard of which sucks but let me know if you think this movie was underrated and let me know why it failed because the concept simple yet amazing i can't believe it failed anyway i hope you all did enjoy everyone even though i struggled to get through this not because it was bad but because i i'm basically dying but yeah i'll see you all next week goodbye

Channel: Welchy

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Length: 19min 41sec (1181 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 17 2022