I Used a 1,580,000,000 Gigawatt Laser on the Earth - Universe Sandbox 2

all right so we're back to the only game where you're allowed to harness the power of focused Satan its universe sandbox - do you know what universe sandbox - did not have before it was lasers do you know what universe sandbox do has now it's freaking lasers universe sandbox 2 is a fantastic game because it has a complete disregard for mathematical limitations you always know that the developers were in the right frame of mind when their automatic laser amounts go from red laser pointer to Galactic Empire super laser obviously that's not although you're allowed to go over to the power area and type in whatever the hell number you want for the power of your laser and that's what we're going to do today while I do want to know what happens when a galactic super laser is used upon the earth or any other planet I'm also somewhat curious to know when something 1 billion times as powerful is used on the planet you can also change the radius I don't quite understand what a red laser pointer do anything to the earth no it doesn't it maybe if the earth was a cat it would be driving the earth crazy how about lazing I gave the earth LASIK and the earth that's like oh I can see so much better now and then it realizes that I'm playing and it's like god damn it I wish I never knew laser beam welder how about the most powerful continuous laser ok now things are starting to change on this little graph over here ok earth I'm not gonna lie you're one tough bastard interstellar propulsion laser there we go we're finally just barely able to make the water like you know slightly hotter like you could cook ramen noodles in the ocean now how hot does it get right around a thousand degrees Celsius so I I just realized that there's some additional negatives to hitting the earth with an interstellar laser we ended up melting the polar ice caps and now there's no land masses left almost oh well fusion research it is ok oh all the landmass came back because we immediately bowled our holy crap was it what not like two million degrees Celsius immediately I feel kind of bad about how quickly this particular laser boils the earth and we are nowhere near as powerful as I want to be yet see this is the this is the earth crying out what happens if you make the radius like way bigger you know like 100,000 kilometers whoops I I have never seen the earth evaporate so quickly in this game yet I need to know what it looks like in slow-mo damn it stupidity powered laser go there we go hold on I need to we gotta pause this real quick because I'm curious what our temperature is that right now a mere 42 million degrees Celsius so if I just sit here with this paused and I just continue to heat up the earth like what happens because at this point we're over a hundred million degrees Celsius I feel like we're travelling into a realm of heat where numbers cease to have any real meaning that said I do want to get to at least 1 billion degrees Celsius I have a feeling I'm gonna need to slow down time a lot more than we already are for this there we go the average surface temperature of the earth is now 1 billion degrees Celsius worry not though in the cooler parts of the earth it's only 975 million degrees Celsius now everyone knows what it feels like to live in Florida alright taking off the the fries over here just this I have a feeling that the cotton ball is going to be shielding our view of the earth as it gets atomized into another dimension as we speed things we can walk as the Earth turns to dust and the moon prays to Jesus that it's not next so there's the entire solar system what happens if I hit it with a laser the size of you know the Milky Way don't want to go too crazy yet we'll just say it's one Milky Way in radius by everything's still here maybe it's too big how about ten thousand suns and radius nope nothing Saturday I'm annoyed this didn't work so I'm taking it out on you Saturn can take a lot of lasering before it starts getting pissed off like way more than the earth you can tell Saturn's been through a lot most powerful pulsed laser go yeah I have a feeling as I make that symbol here to send an email to the rest of the galaxy to watch out for our incoming wrath that putting these numbers up to incredible amounts is probably going to break the game I just barely touched Mars with the laser like this here and it causes a lot of damage man I wonder if I can peel Mars like an onion there we go see if you keep it rotating and it doesn't sit in one spot for too long it doesn't vaporize the planet galactic empire super laser all right let's make Palpatine proud oh it's wavelength there's green as well that's the color of plants money and death I actually want to make this really tiny a one millimeter Galactic Empire super laser focused right on Florida we got tropical storm Palpatine over oh one millimeter laser and it immediately evaporated the entire planet dish daint playing around what happens if you laser the Sun will it just make it go super saiyan all right son I made the earth turn to the dark side it's your turn now nothing's happening either the Sun doesn't care or we're all already dead I'm not gonna lie I want to know what happens when I try and put this laser through like a ton of Earth's all right we've got twenty earths here when I turn the paws off you guys aren't going to go completely insane because of all your gravitational pulls are you yep sure are oh sweet baby Jesus um it's fine a bunch of Earth's versus the one millimeter galactic super laser go huh it's kind of like kinda like a shrink ray except instead of shrinking and shrinking everyone we're instantaneously killing them is there something left who dares continue to survive in this atmosphere look at this right here big brother earth protected sad baby depressed earth the protection was in vain die nevermind somehow this particular earth has absorbed the souls of all the other Earth's and it cannot be killed how about this little earth little earth can absolutely be killed so technically I'm not the sick one here because this earth just cannibalized its baby brother in fact all the souls of the previous Earth's now live on in a ghostly halo surrounding this last earth that I cannot kill for some reason alright let's get stupid 15.8 not damn good enough do you know what this requires more zeros I don't even know I don't even know how big that number is right there honestly I don't think it really matters it's a lot ok I'm in a slow time like as far down as it can go this is also assuming that the game just doesn't immediately crash from utilizing numbers that probably shouldn't realistically exist Satan powers activate yeah oh it's perfect see we're illuminating the galaxy Oh what the hell are you doing you got to get glowing as well wow that one earth just told me to go to hell that's hot right there like literally I like how there's a handful of Earth's that just don't care we speed things up here we're only in milliseconds per second right now and there was one earth that was the last one to go it was right over here okay how about a laser that's barely even recognizable in size will it still instantaneously destroy the earth just for one split second Oh yep still instantaneously destroys the earth I just noticed that like all of the other earth that had gotten mostly vaporize still exists in small fragments and they all just look like discolored cancerous testicle growths I appreciate that our laser has killed people in every imaginable color of the rainbow I need to take a moment to mention too that after giving all the Earth's like laser surgery they all look much cooler now while my initial interpretation was cancerous ball tumors because of things like this the rest of them actually looked pretty alien like and legit you got your water world's you got your worlds where people are probably oppressed got your worlds that had act me up until they were like 25 years old this world over here reminds me of cold and Starbucks I'm actually gonna rename it this is now Canada what the hell happens if Yuri lays her a world that's already been lasered laser power activate all right I don't know if it made more worlds or if it changed something I guess there's one way to find out and that's by going down the line with the laser of world-ending power until we get a ton of air it actually doesn't end the world it just creates new worlds complete with like a bowling ball that was made by a guy on acid and a really depressed looking son okay hold on I think I'm getting somewhere now I think I've finally managed destroy there we go magic cold laser okay that is not cold nevermind I was wrong it is cold it's just you know momentarily vaporizing everyone before it freezes them Oh apparently I can still vaporize the planet if it's cold enough how cold can you make this it's already at negative 100 an egg ative power will result in a theoretical cold laser we don't need theories where we're going more zeroes hey son how do you feel about a cold laser do you not care the Sun doesn't give a damn you see earth I don't have anything against you you're just like the one that reacts to this the best I'm finally able to provide air conditioning to Florida permanently oh the world didn't blow up it is just using cold now that's not too bad let's add some more zeros everything appears to be working pretty good that means that we're going to have to increase the size of the radius to the size of the Sun how about now congratulations the average surface temperature the earth is now negative 273 degrees Celsius if you're too cold there's always the Galactic super laser fire here it is ho so we exceptions yeah you debug that stack I have to do it I need to put the Galactic super laser that's 100 Suns in radius against 20 Earth's you never know they're already running into one another maybe they'll be fine they're not fine like lighting up lightbulbs I like how in the end there's always one Highlander earth I don't know why or how but somehow like one earth manages to live through this and this is she say hello to the one earth to rule them all no matter how much I laser it somehow it doesn't die in fact instead it embraces all of the previous Earth's taking them into its soft bosom and for all of its pain and suffering you get a freakin sweet-ass light show well folks hope you enjoyed this episode of universe sandbox 2 till the next time stay foxy much love

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Id: a1--MrTDKEs

Length: 12min 41sec (761 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 08 2019

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