I turned a dating show into a hostage situation

um the individuals that were the hostages well appeared to be hostages were clearly distressed when uh when i asked oh my god it's kevin they were not that's [ __ ] grognac yup that's me and now it's time to tell the story of how i got into this situation there was a little bit of a prequel to this uh my previous video if you want to watch it but if you don't want to watch it you can jump right in here the basic gist is we're about to start a bachelor show and needless to say things go wrong i hope you enjoy i have four eligible men coming to fight for your hand in marriage oh my god we're gonna watch a fight i hope it's to the death you did a fantastic job down there while i was contemplating jumping in to save sherry there was no even thought process you jumped right in there no regard for your own safety you're a hero troy i didn't know what i had to i'm oh god now the cops are here why do you say go and go because my my car's just parked illegally over there on the dock okay okay i'll be right back nothing to see here officer is something happening that man over there who's illegally parked his name is troy and he is a hero oh no it's a camera it's a camera pointing at us oh my god what was going on over here i have no idea i can fill you in that man is a hero he without any regard for his own safety jump straight into those shark infested waters to save sherry little cap tried but he couldn't manage it unfortunately no stop that's not a hero just that's exactly what a hero would say see he's already he's fainted just by your presence oh my god [ __ ] no i just had to lay down the second time today i think he's got weak knees what's this for again the new the news the youtube disney channel oh oh my god there they go anyway my name is grognac to destroy attorney at law and you're watching the disney channel how are you two doing you got in some mighty crash there this is mr rollins i'm very terrible oh god no i was in the hospital and they they injected my knees with jail shots at the time tanner we are on a crusade against the homeless as in and that i can't drive i have a cataracts and i can only see the first light of the miles per hour so i thought we were going nine miles per hour coming down the pier might have been 90. i'm not sure you know what you are proof that age is just a number you are living a wild life i'm jealous i'm 90. 90 you don't look a day over 89. i gotta be honest with you you look great and your fashion sense that is fly did i use that okay little cap is it is it fly fly yeah no [Music] i feel like i'm yodeling again um dawn when do the bachelors get here a lot of them are coming they're just they're just yeah these two gentlemen here are part of them and then there's a few that are changing and then going to be on their way oh lovely to meet you it's a pleasure lady bro my name's father tanner oh okay father tanner so you're a priest that's right spreading the good word of sexy jesus lady bro ah sexy jesus i've heard about him tell me more yes i actually have it's just normal jesus but like everyone always talks about the good he did right like oh he died for our sins we're alive because of him oh he turned water into wine dude i'm over it who cares could you imagine miss grognak like look at you everyone's like oh my god she helped the homeless she fed kids yes talk about how hot you are what i would hate that you were so right you are so right i am a follower of your religion how many of us are there yeah how many are there there's a lot there are dozens of us leather jackets oh my god was that your back are you okay yes i'm great the hospital is not gonna lose your glass that was kind of hot oh no oh no there's no stopping him he's so agile for a man of 90 years that seemed a bit reckless little cap was very reckless to just jump in after him like that i'm not sure about that choice honestly he made his own decision why would you jump in after him like that oh troy the hero is back what the hell is this are we getting moles oh even looking at him dancing cracked your back beautiful in the moonlight are you saying i don't look beautiful in the day what the what the [ __ ] does that mean just commenting at the moonlight at this moment in time i already said you look beautiful in the day jesus all right you're being a bit needy now do you know what kind of questions you could ask yes i'm gonna ask them if they were a sandwich what kind of sandwich would they be a good one that's a good one that's as far as i thought what else would you suggest what about asking about their hobbies no that's too boring that's too boring all right what about how many people they've killed okay back to goodbye i like that honestly that's a good question that's actually a good one wait i'm getting a message from dawn dawn sent me a beautiful beautiful picture i'm gonna call her i'm gonna talk to her about this it's hilarious oh [ __ ] crackness calling me hold up how come i don't have your number i am so [ __ ] done with this friendship dawn i have to kill you oh no dawn you're in danger okay we're gonna start we're gonna start the event are we starting is this it oh oh my god i can literally hear his bones breaking as he walks up at the speed though okay troy you go up front and the rest of you organize it amongst yourselves hey troy how are you doing i'm doing well grog nick how are you really good he that was really good by troy that was great thank you troy thank you very much for that thank you that was great hey what's good my name is lil cap alex solderberg i work at wu chan records and i can make your life even better i know you're already rich but i can make you even richer if you choose me okay little cap i liked that for your question there are currently many wars going on around the world if you were attacked by an airstrike what would be your political response uh i will come back in three to five business days with another airstrike oh that was good that was very good okay thank you little cat oh and one other thing if you were a sandwich what sandwich would you be ham and cheese sandwich why why because it's the best okay it's two different things becomes one great mouth explosion okay you just won the great prize of going talking to troy if you can wait over there with troy have a great conversation he is honestly just brilliant hello hi how are you hi high on glue oh that's nice what brand elmer's only elmer's is it like like in a bottle or like a print stick kind of thing or uh-huh or both okay fantastic i'm gonna be honest with you so like i'm a glue sexual like i'm not here for like the the dating part i'm just here to make make some new friends because my my workplace is closed right now so i'm just trying to debate new people you know what you may not be doing the show right but you're the glue that holds us all together go on get over there with those eligible bachelors hello you're in get over there okay well hey special i didn't see you there hey how you doing uh pretty good i don't really have any questions for you i just want you to explain what's going on my name is flop dugong and i am um i am i i'm uh this is me i like it how you doing i i gotta say it i love your confidence okay that's too much confidence i don't like that at all that is too much you can understand that i have the most confidence out of anybody here i want you to remember that all right i don't know that guy eats glue i don't know if you can compete with that yeah if it wasn't for me glue wouldn't be invented you want that to glue all right well those two are out there in a couple together now oh tell me more about sexy jesus listen there's one thing you need to know it doesn't matter i'm not getting in between you and sexy jesus i talked to him he said that i'm the one priest in the world who can get married if i fall in love no i've i've messed with jesus in the past and it was a terrible terrible terrible stop that get that thing away from me i'm sure i'm more sure than ever you go to the bottom of the stairs the hands on hips oh no the crunching can only mean one thing oh dear i at mr horns i live my life by gambling everything i literally gamble on questions you could ask me something and the dice has to decide everything that i do okay literally do you find me attractive i think you're the most exquisite beautiful young woman i've ever met oh my god you can really tell it comes from the heart you're on the stairs you you made it through oh yes you don't have to go down too far because your your crunchiness and all that uh groga has come here to me you know get out of that garden this bra sure sure he's speaking where's that priest get over here we need sexy jesus this man is talking in tongues the only way to really stop him from speaking in tongues is to put my tongue in his mouth do it i felt so much of a connection oh my god i decided to write a song yeah oh he just dropped it oh that's like a mic drop but with bongos amazing fantastic where will i go to the bottom okay you know you go right oh there's no there's no actual system here just go over there with the others okay don what happens next oh my god a mystery box okay i i'm taking whoever the mystery box is hey how's it going my name is sir circumference that's quite a name my name is grog nick the destroyer attorney at law listen boys wait your turn all right they already went you're you're super late actually they already went yeah that's not my fault i understand did you have a speech prepared oh yeah i danced okay all right that's oh yeah that's pretty neat you know i would i would call you miss clean but i think you're a bit too dirty for that miss clean what i don't understand are you butt-telling because i swear that ass is calling for me no you might see your name on it somewhere though if you can point out the letters anyway why are you here uh for you i had a call oh for me you're a contestant sorry i didn't understand i guess i am like this is your oh this is your thing i understand now i didn't realize you were trying to impress me i apologize you're just you're you're swell you're more than swell you're super small thank you so much uh don can you end this all good interaction please yes please thank you so much we're both dying inside and we can both tell there's literally no chemistry whatsoever and this this isn't this isn't good for either of us [Music] i think all of our contestants are gone in thin air but i'm still here but i'm still here you sure are little cap and i'm glad you're here you know why why because i'm about to announce the winner or should i wait should i wait do you want to wait little cat no they legit like took their bikes and [ __ ] and left really like that's weird the guy without the shirt got uh threatened by a gun no they're not they're right there his car is right there wait little cap are you lying to me no no no no no no no no listen here wait a second you were flying to the queue but i need some space to think why is there a d in fridge but not in a refrigerator are you okay dawn listen she's she's gonna speak the truth just like me i i said someone was at gunpoint she will say the same no anto took mister he took avery hostage oh fantastic if i give you anto's number miss grog can you call anto television which one was anto the one in like the mask and like the irish flag backpack oh yes yes okay what does this spend half the time just falling over hello i do not care how good here who's that i don't care how good you look with baby oil on you gone messed up hello santa here who am i talking to it's me grog nick the destroyer attorney at law there you go i heard you left listen yeah i wasn't impressed with what went down there okay i wasn't it was cheap and low it was emasculating okay it's not my fault no it's not yourself at all it's true it's true anyway small talk aside i just said i'd give you a courtesy call to let you know the winner of the show yeah it's troy beautiful so anyway have a good night all right situation resolved oh no no what oh he knows now he's gonna he's gonna he's oh god he's gonna kill troy oh my god troy is in danger little cap you gotta help troy is in danger all right i think you've won by default everyone else ran away or got kidnapped or kidnapped someone uh so yeah i guess you won how about this instead of the whole marriage thing we just go for a meal together yeah let's go to burger shop that sounds lovely so what's the deal with you and the priest well my nephew and him were friends and father tanner has been taking care of me since i fell down chiliad you fell down chiliad yes yes well the dice decided after my birthday my nine days we were going to go ride dirt bikes down chiliad and then we wrote down chiliad and well some of us didn't survive oh no that's a horrible story it's all right i don't think some of us are going to survive this carrot journey either you know like i said i have counteracts i can't even really see how fast i'm going uh you're going fine that's green it's another green light keep going fantastic remember where we parked one burger please sherry one burger one burger sherry one burger no worries okay one burger please one burger oh bobby table take a seat bobby deal this is my manager what you got to write a deal who gave you someone gave me no i'm looking i'm looking for a record deal from you this is my manager he's here to organize the deal hello dawn i'm dying oh grognak you're dying yeah i'm dying i i'm really close to death oh my god and i'm in the middle of a record deal anyway what's new with you um you have the power to save this man's life is it troy the man that anto currently has hostage yes wait he is troy hostage at the top of a crane troy oh god oh god interesting he's going to see if he can fly okay what do you want me to tell him he's asking you why you didn't choose him i didn't like him next question everything and i'm more you know i'm guaranteed she said she just doesn't have didn't have enough time to get to dough yet okay like we have to go to the casino to meet mr ott to get you a proper record label oh my god you figured that out all in that one conversation yes he's amazing he drove it out of me really like really he asked me one question and i just had to spill my heart i had to spill the truth oh my god 25 000 deals with cream pie creations oh my god you were amazing at this all right so look i'm sorry if i wasted your time grogging that never mr beats our magnificent talent i have time for you any day any day and i got nothing else going on at the moment so there's nothing important that i should be attending here so we gotta go to the apartments everyone a crane next to the apartments oh wait i see it behind us i think we gotta go up the ladder i think i'll take the lead i got stilettos on so you might have to catch me fast you have to be careful dude no run fast fast i'm coming i heard troy is up here just get up on this level here oh that didn't sound good what part of you was that in my hands you can get new ones i hear someone say well well well hey it is it's me grug neck i thought you called me here why do you sound surprised for the moment oh i see you know i understand now i didn't get it at first i don't understand i thought you had troy what do you want with troy i thought he was just a really nice dude like if this was troy he would jump in front of me right now to take the bullet even when it's not even necessary and you know what no troy you don't even know troy maybe that's what you've been missing you've been trying so hard to impress me you've not realized that you just need to be the nice man that you really are i am a nice man but this isn't you this is ridiculous put down the gun come on let's go back to ground level and you know what your mom is right you don't know me chris yeah eugene you don't know me cry you don't know him he's a horrible person oh wait he's a horrible person okay i i've actually just been informed you're a horrible person so i'm sorry for misinforming you i'm rooting for you here but i'm not liking your odds yo what's going on guys you know we're just cute in the movie it's a prop it's plastic i'm waving just just chilling waving both hands that was surprisingly easy um progress the plan was to get you up here and actually get you to show some emotion maybe cry you know okay i'm getting a call from troy can i take the call from troy anto he's calling me now okay [ __ ] it yeah why not okay you know everyone else seems to be just jumping on board troy there you are it's so good to hear your voice again i'm in a hostage situation right now troy i'll call you back again yeah again we're sorry i i can't tell you where i am i'll talk to you soon though okay okay i'm gonna let you you and you at the back you can all go so that's uh eugene and the uh the colonel and uh sure don't know your name what's your name there look sherry sherry gary yeah there we go shorty gary sherry sharon arty sherry sherry sharon well i mean you're more than welcome to go if you want charity okay so anta what's your plan here i don't see an end game here well i mean to be honest i didn't anticipate the boys in blue to show up like they did no no the end game originally was you know like i said make you show a bit of motion you know spin this around then a 180 angle and you know make you feel the emotional palm oil i have felt on this roller coaster for the last you know half hour i don't know this man that you took hostage you know dawn yeah i know dawn dawn's great but i don't think dawn is that much in danger i was gonna kill her what what what i don't i don't think you were i think your beef was with him and i don't know who he is maybe i'll ring troy if you heard troy i swear to god don't worry you won't be seeing much of him in the future anyway about that oh we will oh we will see oh we'll see yeah oh oh wow yeah i'll see i'll see last i see you you'll see me seeing it before you see i'll see that's what's gonna say i'll see you seeing me seeing it way before you see anything come on ladies let's leave them at it oh god oh oh i need you to move you i'm gonna grab you okay okay don't no don't [ __ ] let her fall oh my god okay oh thank you dawn dawn is my hero hey policeman that's fine just a little trick i like to do oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh my god you're lying on mobile and you're still cracking are you okay there we go hold on we got the strength of these just the stilettos no hands you like that the grip i have with these stilettos all right let's uh oh my god ah troy you're such a hero but this one the police will handle this why are you covered in blood troy what happened this is troy you [ __ ] troy run you gotta get on the ladder first leave try on the ladder give me [ __ ] troy i just want troy you don't get troy stand back i'll kick you off you won't you won't i can see there's still a bit of love in there let us go down i have a wound in here oh my god little cap is being a hero hey oh my god oh that guy died that's a shame all right this time you do have the right to remain silent anything you do or something will be used against you in the court of law you have the right to have an attorney present during questions you cannot afford one i want to be invited for you by the state you understand your rights i think so you're just going to cuff me and leave me i miss you grog neck little cap is saying you just saved someone i saw i was so impressed little cat what's your name um my name is grognek destroy your attorney at law is there a mr grognek uh not yet there almost was uh i was informed by miss sherry over there that you were playing bachelorette oh yeah that was much earlier in the day yes and apparently you didn't pick anto as your partner i did not and you can see why he's troubles and he was the one who then took the doctors he was yes i'd also like to point out that troy over there was a hero the entire time and like looking around it's pretty wild to think that a bachelorette show down at the pier ended like this but i mean that's that's how reality tv goes i mean was this scripted nothing was scripted believe it or not this whole thing just that's what they escalated out of control little cap i gotta say massive respect up there you did great i saw someone fall off the building my inner hero woke up and i had to pick him up i saw that you just jumped into action like you didn't give a damn about your own personal safety that was mighty impressive he's a hero no i'm not a hero you are a hero you're a hero you are a hero that's what a hero would say no you officer no you didn't do this oh man troy little cap was a bit of a hero up there i can't believe that can i a bachelorette show escalated to this of course you can yeah can i come here okay come on troy may i ask you out on on a date on a date wait a second you into me kind of yeah oh i didn't realize all right folks that is the end of the video i hope you enjoyed our escapades things escalated quickly and de-escalated kind of quickly and i think about it but i hope you enjoyed let me know if you want to see more gta 5 rp thank you very much for watching if you're new be sure to subscribe and i hope to see you all tomorrow bye for now

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Length: 23min 45sec (1425 seconds)

Published: Sat May 15 2021

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