Harry Potter RP but I cause constant problems

[Music] why is this music coming on what did i do to trigger this oh my god why is it so loud oh my god i was trying to escape but he was freezing me and then right when a prefect came in i was able to run away that reminds me we should go to the forbidden forest are you a foreign exchange student i'm kingsley that's not what i asked you are you a foreign exchange student no other students you're an orc someone who catches dark wizards that's a fancy way of saying you're a foreign exchange student i love his fashion sense i was sure uniforms were like that hey he shot me kill him get him he must come from a better school he actually those spells i don't know any oh look someone's getting kidnapped just leave him go bro he's getting kidnapped i want to get kidnapped yeah i kind of do too let's go with him there's the graveyard you guys can't go there why not there's a big sign that says so well honestly like what do i have to lose like the server's nothing i could just like go you could lose me should we do it though yeah let's do it all right three two one go go go go go i got scared ah good evening yo bro how are you strange lady ah nice to meet you oh yes i love our common room because i break my legs every time i leave it are you a foreign exchange student no goddamn you should know better as a ravenclaw oh i was definitely sorted into the wrong house i'm a hufflepuff through and through in fact i'm actually lost what country are you from at your life or an rp life what do you mean actual life beyond this reality there is nothing beyond hogwarts rp [Music] this epic music made a great exit wait someone just killed her with an rpg i guess they won the fight perhaps i love rpg it's my favorite spell i'm really careful when i'm out here because i just got [ __ ] kidnapped a little while ago oh i think i saw that you watched me get kidnapped yes hey why is that teacher inside that student you look like a ventriloquist dummy right now oh she doesn't care apparently in fact she's making it worse okay yeah that's bad i'm learning a lot right now i think we're learning herbology now i don't think we have a choice and i'm learning a lot such a powerful woman oh it's dumbledore ah jesus christ dumbledore all right oh no the professor's falling over [ __ ] the [ __ ] you just slapped the ass of the herbology teacher dumbledore one two three he's gone i've been here the entire time dumbledore's the best you guys i love dumbledore go ahead give me a high five oh dude this is like on my bucket list please thank you and there it is i think you just [ __ ] slapped me i'm never gonna wash this cheek ever again listen you were out here in this class the entire time just [ __ ] twerking on top of the table damn idiot when you could have easily subbed in hey you think they see us watching them don't blow we're going the wrong way class two is back there oh my class one i was just in class two i'm going to class one dumbledore you're getting moody what's wrong with you come on we're friends [ __ ] looking at me like that you're having an episode dumbledore take it out on me not the statues um well i kind of saw someone get kidnapped 95 of the students that get kidnapped and get on to the bridge area don't come back i'ma just pretend the more pressing matters right now is this classroom well phil i'll help you out lead me to him i'll save him this is where we might need to start our investigation oh wait someone actually got kidnapped i thought you were just asking me on a date or something hey hagrid big fan wait that's how you treat your fans screw you dude thank you hey we bought some lures and [ __ ] guys come on over here i can't wait to learn teach me what this weird plant is the one with the little robot this is my assistant she doesn't teach this class uh i think she's giving us a bit too much homework oh it's dick anderson and duke dickinson i've also been referred to as dick but that's not my name answer me dick did you call me no no you duke i'm talking to dick call me a dick dick look dickinson i didn't call you dick i called dick dick i would never call duke dick unless i'm referring to him by his second name which i might say dick for short for dickinson [ __ ] bastard don't call me dick [ __ ] you know my father owned this server ban you should i become a dick yes let's all be dick okay let's all be dicks together okay now i'm richard dick dickinson yeah yeah three dicks i know just what to do with you slytherin slytherin what slither in time for this richard dick dickinson to slither out into the great outdoors let's go spell please we can't learn spells and potions then what's the point in potions has anyone seen dick dickinson or duke dickinson [Music] guys excuse me i'm looking for dick what do you get just because i keep talking about dick it doesn't mean anything he's my friend my best friend hello hello i am looking for dick what does dick look like uh i don't know if you should be asking me that that's a bit inappropriate but have you seen my friend dick i've been in the closet for years ugly no girls allowed us okay then they're in the closet [Music] wow this is the longest conga line i've ever been in usually it's just me oh my god this student looks so misunderstood dude you are cool i am a female this is abuse you get a dumbledore [ __ ] her up you're doing the lord's work dumbledore good job are you a youtuber uh i don't think so only kevin yes okay kevin why is your name harry if you want me to call you that just go back to class richard i gotta go to the forest harry oh you'll get killed by voldemort good i want him to slay me go to the forest i i think i'm being hypnotized by this guy i'm going to the forest they're in my territory now meaning i'm going to kill all of you wait you're not misunderstood you're just a dick oh my god what the hell is going on now less than 20 seconds ago and alarm and lr guys nlr i have no idea what an alarm means i'm just going to scream that in defense all the time yeah don't don't don't nlr nlr that coming out of that situation dumbledore this kid has a shank kill him [ __ ] run you need help no thank you need help no dumbledore i don't need help stop following little boys into the forest you be mean boy you're going the wrong way all right i'm fine i'm fine dumbledore has ruined my life oh god damn it i hate when the fall doesn't kill me now i gotta go back all the way up these stairs and be dramatic again you need some help uh no i'm perfectly capable of killing myself despite what it may look like thank you [Music] i appreciate the company thank you oh yes plays the cheery tune when i die phyllis i got some trash for you to clean up this guy right here who's the trash uh the steven guy i called filch to clean him up why ah now i'm being kidnapped for my good deed you just raised an army a good deed never goes unpunished filch free me put the brush away you can clean later i'm warning you i'm never worth any effort you are wasting your time you want to untie me oh no it's steve and the guy i said was trash [ __ ] man okay guys i appreciate the rescue effort but uh you're hitting me more than you're hitting him you're getting mighty close to me okay you killed me stephen my friend and what oh hi how are you um fine okay that was a bit of a loaded question you were a bit apprehensive about answering that what makes us friends we're both human trash uh okay oh stephen that didn't even hurt it hurt my feelings at least filch i found this guy you need to clean up his name is stephen oh he can't clean you up right now he's in love with his broom by the looks of it i am also in love with the broom now what what is happening coming with me boy i'm being kidnapped again nobody cares this time it's not really a kidnapping when it's with me wink wink i mean it is it's against my will and i'm angry and scared can you take me to the forbidden forest again if you want that yes that would be great then it's no longer a kidnapping unless this guy gets involved and then that case it would be very much a kidnapping i think this just became a kidnapping oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no no i warned you wait is this a reverse kidnapping he's taking us back to class wait how did you get me to write in chat is that kevin no i think that's a girl oh my god now it's adding uh in the chat i'm desperately trying to jump off this cliff right now if you could not get involved this is kind of um a three-person game we're playing oh my god look at that chat i'm on a love potion i'm not saying that you need help richard uh yes dumbledore i could actually use your help now that would be great oh [ __ ] oh my love is dead but i'm still attracted to the dead body i'm afraid i may have a serious problem okay did dumbledore look this is a very simple situation i'm i fell in love and she died and now i'm drowning myself with an old man yeah make sure you get really sorry okay thank you okay off i go i think i died i'm going to heaven oh no i'm going to hell i think i was going to heaven for a second there but then i got rejected it's stupid for you we're going to the forbidden forest you're going to have fun there okay again why when i get kidnapped do the people just hit me instead of the kidnapper this is victim-shaming dumbledore and we all gonna have a drink after it some butterbeer don't kill him i no longer feel in love at all oh my god i don't know what she did to dumbledore but that didn't sound good richard where are you going i don't know i'm not in love anymore okay all right i'll help you wait what's that supposed to mean i'm healing it's great having your own personal dumbledore into the graveyard okay go into the graveyard no don't go in we can go to the queen speech you want to go to the quiz bridge no want to go to graveyard you want to go to quidditch don't you i want to go to graveyard my back it's not for you no i just thought you were back it's not for you oh you can jump on my back if you want dumbledore you're so accommodating you better get back here i've missed class and now i'm going to end my life you're not ending early i am i missed class you want to live for the new thing we the next class is coming on i don't really want you it doesn't work the old class didn't want you why does the whole class not want me everyone hates me come on get it's the car carlos is now didn't even kill me could you fly me back up to the bridge please thank you very much appreciate it i've had enough of this world oh jesus richardson [Laughter]

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: pP3Pb2va4ek

Length: 11min 50sec (710 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 15 2019