I Tried to Rebuild Society with Only Psychopaths - Bunker Down

all right so we're checking out the only game where after the apocalypse you get to decide what Florida man level of jackasses get to repopulate the entire planet its bunker down more talentless Florida men damn it and bunker down you pack real quick is our very first person that wants to get into our bunker a friggin dog clearly this is gonna be allowed in and bunker down you play one of those people that everyone laughs at because they have like a giant bunker shelter with all kinds of like stuff and supplies but then the end of the world actually comes so now everyone else who is drinking Starbucks and calling you a dick is gonna come to your door and you have to decide whether or not they get to live or die after you have chosen 20 people or dogs apparently the game will give you an ending and show you how well you managed to rebuild the entirety of society obviously we're not gonna do that I want to see what happens to society when we pick the most skill list talentless unsurvivable nobodies in the world I wonder what happens if you just kill everyone maybe I'll try that too but this dog like I can't turn a dog away it's got blue eyes - come on come on in mr. dog or mrs. dog I don't really know John moody says let me in please I don't want to die out here please help me how come the dog gave us do social is it just because it's a dog and it's adorable I hate to tell you John but you're not really making a case for yourself like at least tell us what skills you have maybe that's the plot twist maybe she doesn't have any skills you know what you can come in yeah the dog was more valuable than that woman mark iliyan says it's been a while since I've eaten and I hope you will provide me with some meat okay at first I thought maybe it was just because you know who knows maybe the developer doesn't have English as the first language but then it says how many people do you have down there I bet there's enough to keep me eating for weeks mark I can tell that you have been shunned by the rest of society for being a cannibal bastard but in my bunker society cannibals are a-okay come on oh I can't wait to see this friggin ending nurse Steven says I have been a nurse for 40 years and I've seen my fair share sick and wounded I can help treat any problems you might be having this is the first person with a legitimate skill set which means you're gonna die in the wasteland you need to let me in I'm a psychology professor from Cambridge University and frankly you're gonna need my experience to keep everyone under control I can stop you from tearing each other apart before you get out I don't think you understand Gregory the last person I let in here was a cannibal and I'm damn sure not gonna have a psychology professor fixing him you're gonna die in the wasteland I'm a home renovator specializing in interior decoration I realized that making the bunker look good isn't exactly what you need but I can do a lot of handiwork with plumbing and wiring Tara let me tell you something HGTV bunker is exactly what I'm looking for come on in Patrick heard the storms and the air too much for me at this age please let me in I won't be able to keep going out here for much longer it honestly doesn't sound like you're going to make it much longer in here either but you know what we're going for stupidity come on in Patrick there's something out here I don't know what it is but I'm so scared please let me in I'm being hunted this shelter is the only way we'll survive you know it would be fantastic if whatever's hunting you follows you into the shelter our stats have gone it like absolutely nowhere this is so good please let me in I'm a hairdresser I can make all your hair look good just like mine you can't survive with just builders you need meat Rowland I have had nurses and psychology professors approached me and I didn't let them men but a hairstylist that is new and exciting welcome to the family Oh got another social point for that I'm a retired stock trader I have a massive fortune and I'm willing to share it with anyone who shelters me through this apocalypse Linda it's the apocalypse I don't think Wall Street's gonna matter anymore we're gonna have a currency based on condoms and bottle caps actually your uselessness makes you broadly appealing so sure Azim Beshear says I was out in my garden when it all happened and my wife was my wife please let me in I'm tired of all this suffering you realize if you're tired of the suffering all you have to do is just kind of turn around and walk out into the zombies but I mean honestly you may get eaten in here first so I guess it is a benefit if you do come in hello please let me in I haven't slept in days and I really need a safe space even if it's only for one night I have some food I can share with you I just don't want to die I used to work as an engineer so if you need help with repairs or structural work whoa this person has everything Katie you got food training I don't think so yo what's up this is not the way you greet someone at their armored bunker door I need a break from the wasteland do you have any space to spare anything to eat it would be great if I could join you it's like this guy's asking to sit down at your Starbucks table he's like hey is this seat taken you know what Lenny it's not taken come on in buddy ha ha ha I have food and medical supplies ha ha ha please Jackie you sound like a psychopath considering happen like 50% of this bunker is useless and/or psychopathic I guess you're coming in you know what she didn't have food and medicine I would have felt really bad if she was telling the truth and like our stats went way up I like how bad these people are at lying Fred says me and my boys need a place to stay do you mind letting us use your place we are unarmed hee hee we promise we will do you no harm me Fred I'm not really concerned about you doing us harm I'm concerned that your neck is like 14 inches long although to be fair your giraffe neck will just mean more food for the cannibal come on and our bunker is now like old people a cannibal a couple of psychopaths a dude with some guns oh my god we got a 5 beep it from that guy legit had guns I mean they're gonna kill us my great nephew told me to come here and said he had already been let in his name is James Turner you wouldn't leave me out here alone would you how the hell did he contact you if he was in here that doesn't make any sense this bunker doesn't make any sense so I guess come on in what is this like someone from Assassin's Creed you're all boost to profit of Tim that's the name of the cat I shall call down the gods and destroy you in an instant if you do not let me in perhaps I can convince the gods to be merciful o those who shoulder the profit you're gonna fit right in come on in they took the social down a point I've never seen anything take the numbers down yet I don't think silvia del toro says have you seen my son he's only 12 years old and we got split up somewhere around here and I haven't seen him I'm starting to learn not to trust anyone in this wasteland I mean you can come in but only because I think you probably have like a bomb strapped to you or something dude let me in I've got some guns and served in the military for 24 years I can lock this place down and protect every last one of you here with my guns so it looks like chuck norris was like the most american thing that you can possibly say i can actually feel the patriotism coming off of this all kappa locks guns you're not coming in no I don't want you guys Jane Dorrit says I'm lost and don't know what to do can you help me I need somewhere to stay I'm desperate please help me I want to let you know Jane that your saving grace is the fact that you have no redeeming qualities come on Tom I got bad news for you man you don't want to wear a flesh-colored shirt when everything out there is eating flesh actually everything inside of the bunker is eating flesh too so I mean fair enough I haven't had any food in a long time can you let me in and share some of your food I don't even know if we have any to be honest with you I have a gun and I know how to use it so if you need help defending the bunker I will be abused as a negative hi I need help I've got an injury and I don't know how long I will last out here can you let me in I've got some weapon you should have left this out an injured useless person holy would have come in here an injured person with a bunch of weapons negative can I join you in there I can make clothing in other basics I brought my tools and supplies with me so I'm all ready to go and I can get making and fixing immediately sounds like you're all over this survival thing you're ready to provide valuable tools to the bunker it's not gonna be this bunker though so you better turn your ass around and walk through the skin melting fire they want to let me join you I have guns and weapons and negative I'm a hardcore survival expert I ran a show called Mandy's eat or be eaten I could probably survive out here by myself but can you survive in there without me part of me wants to know oh my god her name is Mandy steel heart that's an amazing last name part of me wants to know if Mandy is serious or not I sometimes think about like how poorly I would do on one of those survival shows like naked and afraid they'd be like what did you experience and I'd be like I don't know one time I ran out of gas on i-75 and they'd be like oh my god did you have to walk a hundred miles to get to civilization I'd be like no I call triple-a sorry man yeah I can't take any chances not any chances that you're a psychopath any chances that you know you actually have strong survival skills good bye Sophie says helped me my family died when it all happened dead family and nothing else to really sell yourself short what is this this person didn't even feel anything out on the sheet there's nothing here that would be our twentieth person I'm gonna take you and then I need to see if I can get a worse set of people than we already have like we have the totality of eight stats right now come on in I don't know if you're mute or what but sure the people you let into the bunker had evil in them you tore each other apart before it was even time to leave the surface sticks it's Christ it's can we do worse all right I'm already on eight and I've got a negative one Jenny Smith says I'm trained firearms expert and I worked with the police as an instructor I can keep you safe those sound like important skills that you're going to be using on your goddamn self I'm lost and don't know what to do let me ask you this can you get my stats any lower can you help me I'm low on supplies and things are looking pretty bleak will you let me in so what you're saying is you do have supplies that's enough to get you the red button what the hell Patrick Murphy have you seen a wolf dog wolf she is my friend wolf and I can't wag my tail without her what the hell I've had cannibalistic crazy people and I've had profit crazy people I have not yet had a dog crazy person so yeah come on in help me oh god help me I feel so sick and I don't want to die out here alone so he wants to kill everyone else in here with on the SATs of gray you just scored a perfect score come on in I was an actor for a few years and before that I was a bartender I'm good with people and I can help look after everyone I also have some batteries on the useless meter like that's like a two but you could have went for a one and let the batteries behind I'm a trained vet I know that isn't quite the same as a doctor but I can perform a lot of basic medical work on people I almost want to let this guy in just to see if he can screw the medical stuff up but I feel like his skill set is still too strong Mary Black says hi I need some help I was with a group a week ago but I got split up I have no food or water will you allow me to join you I was a schoolteacher so I can help look after any kids and maybe teach them something Mary all the children are dead there's no kids here to be fair the adults here could probably learn a lot from your teaching and that scares me in itself so that's a no I help me you know what Blake at least you put something on here I let a person in that didn't put anything in come on in what do you know its name sure you know if we could fill up without any stats oh it's that damn dog again I remember what happened when I let you in my social went up by like two points I need urgent medical care please help me my leg is badly damaged I'll make sure to help out when it's healed up I can do any you need please don't leave me out here to die alone Velma define anything how good are you at sabotaging bunkers and dying alone yes very good apparently I'm a rapper from the city I just got out of uni and my career was starting to take off when the craziness started please let me in and maybe I can share some beats with you Tom I don't know what you're rapping can do for my group but since it could do something positive that makes you a wild card which means you have to die years pass and the signs of the Apocalypse start to fade you and the people you saved emerge from the bunker you managed to pull together enough resources for you to build a strong camp my god I never thought it would get this far but there is a darkness in the camp people hurt each other and run rampant where did we go wrong we will not survive along how did we get this far like no one had any skills at all I was at like a negative I'm surprised they managed to build a strong camp at all well we destroyed the entire planet we picked all the wrong options and now the world will fade into obscurity and burn us I don't know what you got the ending where everyone tears each other apart and eats one another anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of bunker down until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: Or-O4B9UKYM

Length: 14min 38sec (878 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 25 2019