I Tried Something Really Dumb In School (The Hot Lunch Heist)

did any of you guys have these things called hot lunch tickets or is it just going to be another one of those I went to a private school kind of thing or is it just a me thing anyways basically instead of using money to purchase food we would give the lunch ladies a piece of colored paper signed by our parents called a hot lunch ticket in exchange for meals so now that you know what that is I can tell you this story it is a story that involves a sandwich a hot lunch ticket desperation and school Authority you know lunchtime is very important for children it means food longer recess period socialization but more importantly Judgment of everyone else's food which kid has the best lunches I personally never had that problem because uh o let's see how do I put this delicately without me looking bad I love my Mom very much and I appreciate the effort she puts in every morning to make me food but sometimes the lunches she gave me weren't that great though not entirely her fault let me paint you a picture it is a bone chilling windy winter day since it's not considered raining lunchtime in recess is still held outside instead of being in the nice and warm classrooms the only thing stopping us from hypothermia is the prospect of warm food filling our tum tums Now Behold everyone brings out their lunches and before us is a table of Delectables like kimchi fried rice roasted duck over rice chicken tikka masala and those crappy lunchable things for the non-asian kids and then I pull out from my Charizard lunch p a cold mushy peanut butter and jelly sandwich and maybe a bag of pretzels so uh anyone want to do family style huh as I said no fault on my mom's part that sandwich would have been fine if eaten fresh but you know when it's wrapped in foil and stuffed inside a lunch pil with an ice pack by lunchtime it already turned disgusting and as a seven-year-old toughing out the weather and comparing everyone else's hot lunches to mine whose very reputation is dependent on the food he eats yeah gratitude was not in my vocabulary literally I'm pretty sure I didn't learn that word at that age even the Lunchables kids looked at my sandwich and were like o yeah bro that sucks no more I sent to myself there had to be a way there had to be some way that I could save myself and I found one it was time to use these hands and god-given talent of art for Crime here's the plan the night before while my parents weren't looking I would simply Forge a hot lunch ticket trick the lunch ladies and get myself a nice hot meal saving myself from having to eat another mushy sandwich date of execution Thursday why Thursday because Thursday is grilled cheese and alphabet soup day if I had to rank the meals my school provided it would be hay stacks all the way at the bottom next to the weird zucchini loaf thing well that was gross and then near the top would be the veggie nuggets with mashed potatoes those mashed potatoes are actually really good the spaghetti and meatballs though I usually don't eat the meatballs because those are actually nasty and grilled cheese and alphabet soup the Pinnacle of hot lunches it was like they actually took pride in making it they coated the sourdough bread with butter before toasting it and they would actually melt a mix of cheddar with pepper jack cheese So Not only was it buttery and crispy with the gooey cheesy Center but also with a bit of kick you dip the bread into the soup oh and it was just perfect for a cold winter day kind of hungry now and speaking of hungry but more details on how to get these goodies later back to the story so that night while doing my homework I proceeded to forge the hot lunch ticket paper scissors rock what no get out CR of crayons and sign it was perfect oh yeah all the pieces were coming together that faithful Thursday finally came bone chilling cold and wind perfect conditions for a hot lunch once again everyone had their lunches I technically had mine but I wasn't intending on eating it no my eyes were set on the grilled cheese and Campbell's alphabet soup I waited anxiously in line I could smell The Buttery golden brown sourdough bread with the gooey cheddar cheese and that steamy tomato soup with the alphabet noodles spelling my name ticket please so I handed her my ticket obviously behaving like I belong there and we were almost at the finish line and that meal was practically mine huh that's odd oh no she must have had super intuition because she noticed that something was off about my lunch ticket but then she did something that I did not see coming she called over the dreaded supervisors the Guardians SL enforcers of recess making sure Brady children stayed in line and picked up their two pieces of trash the supervisor takes one look at the ticket and then at me did you make this uh yes I'm impressed kid anyone that goes through that amount of effort to pull off a stunt like this deserves respect go ahead and give this young man a hot meal he deserves it and with that I graciously took that beautiful sandwich and soup back to my table where everyone looked at me with envy and admiration you want to know what it tasted like it tasted like Victory and from then on I did not have to eat another Soggy Sandwich I even took it one step further and I started selling them to other kids and I even made a lot of money and then I used that money to buy Yu-Gi-Oh cards heck yeah it was like the perfect end in to a perfect plan now if you find that hard to believe well good cuz obviously that didn't happen psych nope I was caught and I was sent to the office well I did not see this coming like I admit in hindsight that the lunch ticket wasn't my best work but I just figured worst case scenario they'd say no and send me back to my table not send me all the way to the office and I'm sure you watching this know that going to the office is basically the child equivalent of jail darn it I knew I should have colored the backside they asked me a few questions like how I came across this ticket why I did it whether I even had a lunch which yes I did a sandwich I don't know maybe I should have cried they wouldn't keep interrogating me if I cried right apparently it was an ordeal because they might have thought that my mom didn't give me a lunch therefore in starving desperation I resorted to forging a hot lunch ticket to survive or better yet what I should have said was I actually did have a lunch ticket but I lost it and so I tried my best to show proof that I had one give me my food but no unfortunately I confess that I just didn't want to eat the sandwich my mom made me oh little John I am so disappointed they told me that I was basically trying to lie and that lying is bad bad child and that I needed to be grateful for the fact that my mom even made me food because their mom didn't make them food back in their day blah blah and then I was sent back to my table but you want to know what the worst part of this was by the time I came back everyone else had finished their lunch already and went out to recess so there I was all by myself with a supervisor looking down over my shoulder and my lunch ah there you go see you had your own lunch this entire time look at that sandwich looks yummy I may not have known the word but I could sense mockery so no hot lunch for me just a cold soggy peanut butter and jelly sandwich and that is why to this day I do not like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches I actually don't remember if the office ever called my mom about it so I recently asked her Hey do you remember that time I got in trouble for forging a lunch ticket because I didn't want to eat your disgusting soggy sandwiches you did what oh oh hey special announcement for all the Foodies out there I got the privilege to create some special limited edition merch with Noms first we got a multi-layered keychain Where My Tofu guys are chilling in a sunab stone pot and then when it arrives it comes in like a little grocery baggy thing and you can shake it all you want you're totally fine with it see sundoo and chill am I right in addition there are six Savory stickers some crispy some eggy some spicy and who knows maybe I'll get to do more in the future I just know that whenever I look at these stickers I get hungry it's just too bad I can't eat them anyways but if you're a foodie like me then these will be perfect for you as well as greatly support the channel so be sure to check them out over at Noms code.com page /y young young Tales Supply is extremely limited so be sure to get yours before they are gone for good link will be in the description below also I just wanted to say a huge thank you as I am recording this the channel has officially surpassed 1 billion subscribers that is absolutely insane so I do have something special planned unfortunately it's not done yet Story Time animated problems am I right so uh stay tuned for that but until then have a to fastic day

Channel: Young Yong Tales

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Keywords: hotlunchheist, getting busted at school, getting caught at school, hot lunch heist, getting in trouble at school

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Length: 8min 59sec (539 seconds)

Published: Sat May 11 2024