- Everybody keeps saying, "Drew, you can't restock your merch. You don't know how. You are too stupid." But guess what, loser? I figured it out. And now you can buy more
shirts at drewgoodenshop.com. Hey guy, welcome back to another episode of my braless wife bringing me
a sandwich I didn't ask for. So I made a Twitch account
in 2018 with the intention of streaming regularly. And in the four years
sense, I have streamed once. I keep telling myself, I'll go back to it but as with everything else in life, I remember it's just
so much easier not to. So I don't. But today, that all changes. Thanks to the help of one man. Tyler "Ninja" Blevins. If you don't know who Ninja is, he's sort of the Michael
Jordan of having blue hair. If you do know who Ninja is, you probably expected me to
say he's the Michael Jordan of Twitch streaming. But that would imply that he's
one of the very best at it. I don't know if that's true. I think at this point
there are tons of people doing an equal or better
job of representing how fun and exciting Twitch can be. Ninja might just be the only
streamer that like your grandma has heard of because she saw him on Ellen. Since there's such a large
portion of the general population that had no idea what a Fortnite
stream was when their kids told them it was their new
favorite thing to watch, I think someone had to be
anointed as like the face of it. And Ninja is a high energy guy. He's very good at video games. He made himself super
marketable and he used to stream all the time, which made
him constantly accessible. He was the right dude in the right moment, playing the right game and to his credit, he totally embraced it. Not everyone in that position would've said yes to as
many things as he did. Sometimes it's actually okay not to do everything that's offered to you because you never know
when you might end up unsuccessfully trying to cheer up a bunch of cold, wet
new Yorkers by flossing like your light depends on it. - I'm not seeing a movement. - As far as I can tell, Ninja is just a guy
who got way more famous than he ever needed to be. And apart from his weird creator beefs and notoriously bizarre tweets, I don't really have too
strong of an opinion about him at this point in my life. Anyway, all of that brings
us up to a few months ago, March, 2022. Ninja launches his exclusive masterclass. With years of clicking and
yelling now under his belt, Tyler is finally ready
to share the secrets that led him to the top
for the low, low price of one annual membership
to masterclass.com. For the record, this is a one month class, but in order to take it, you have to be subscribed to
the website for an entire year, which will cost you $180. A small price to pay once you find out they have
classes from both Clintons. So you already know the drill. I'm going to sign up for this class and I'm going to regret it. Full disclosure, I signed
up for this already. I'm filming this intro after the fact. Can someone tell me why the
I bought the duo version? Did I think I was gonna be
watching him on two devices at the same time? What would that even accomplish for me? So anyway, I spent $240 on this class. Most people will choose to
spend a little bit less. (dramatic music) One of the first things
he gives you at the start of the class is a PDF document
with all sorts of gaming and streaming lingo. I cannot overstate how
helpful this glossary is. There are some extremely
advanced terms on here that would've thrown me for a loop had I heard them casually used throughout one of the courses. Things like keyboard, YouTube, mouse. Apparently that's the
thing that you click with, but I don't know. I'm still new to this. The true beginning of
this class is a section that has equipment for
all different budgets, links on where to buy everything. And honestly, that's a pretty
valuable resource to have all in one place. But I can't help but laugh whenever he says something like this. - You only need one monitor. If you can afford more than one, then that is definitely recommended. But if you can't afford two monitors. - If you can't afford a second monitor, because I made you spend the
cost of one on this class, then you know what? That's on me. That's my bad. Sorry about that. It's kind of the irony
of this whole section. - I recommend that you
spend a good amount of money on your gaming PC. - Relative to other hobbies, streaming can be very
expensive to start out. Even the lowest end
computer that he recommends is about $1,000. And you still have to buy a microphone, a webcam, a mouse and keyboard, two things we just learned about earlier. He really tries to stress how
every dollar is so important when you're starting out. So it's like, I don't know, maybe save 180 of them for equipment. And then just watch an OBS
YouTube tutorial for free. Speaking of which, I love this line. - It's plug and play for a reason. It may seem a little scary, but it's not. There's tutorials
everywhere on the internet. - Ninja, I don't know if you noticed, you're filming a tutorial. Don't outsource the work to someone else. Just tell me how to do
these things while I'm here in the class that you're teaching. In the second clip, you'll already immediately
see the evolution of my streaming personality. (rock music) - What's going on, guys? - It's so funny to hear
him describe the things that he does well in
like an analytical way. - Okay, here we go. See? Now it's okay. We're okay. We're on a good lead. You see I'm wearing my hat. I'm clearly doing a funny voice. - And obviously, you
probably notice as well that I will often make silly faces. So sometimes, I'll do one of these. Or maybe I'll hit them with one of these. Ooh. And that's just one of those
funny ass things you can do. - And you know, of course,
it's entertaining to watch. - This makes me laugh and laugh so hard. - This next clip I'm gonna
show you is kind of me evolving a little bit as a content creator. (upbeat music) Hello, everybody. What do you guys notice that has changed? My background has changed. I had a better chair. - Okay. So evolving as a creator means buying a more expensive chair. - My light set up was totally different. Way more appealing. - All right, well, I thought
maybe he was gonna talk a little bit more about like
evolving your personality, but it seems like his advice
is just to spend more money on the wall behind you. Hey, he's the master
and this is his class. - Things in the background
were more appealing, You have the gaming fridge, of course, with the energy drinks in there. That's always fun to look at. - Yeah, I have a lot of
fun looking at that fridge. Hey man, we're gonna go wear
suits to the new minions movie. You trying to come? No can do big guy. I have got my day filled. Oh wow. That fridge is really fun to look at. I know. - In the very first one, it
was just my full screen webcam. The next one, I was reacting
to a clip that I had and I was wearing a hat. - All right, there we go. If you wanna get better at
streaming, put on a hat. That's probably why my friend, Chris is so good at streaming,
that dude has so many hats. - My headphones were upgraded. My hair was blue. - Now we're getting somewhere. These are actionable steps. Wear a funny hat and dye your hair. If you're like me and you're not exactly sure
why that matters so much, he does actually have some pretty insightful
commentary about it. - People really wanted me
to always have my hair blue and it just became a part of my brand. There are a couple of categories. - Oh, okay. I guess that's it. Absolutely great editing there. Gotta love the cut. Right as he's opening
his mouth to say more. I couldn't believe actually how many times he mentions his blue hair in this class. - Okay, so we have Ninja blue hair, right? I dyed my hair blue and everyone thought, okay, now blue-haired person, me dyeing my hair blue
and the hair, the hair, my hair was blue. - It's almost like he's convinced himself that one of the secrets to his success is that he dyed his hair a funny color. Well, since it seems to
be such an integral part of his brand, maybe we should
check in on a stream now and see how it looks. - Listen, just know that I
will set my alarm at 5 am so I can see all of
your guys morning wood. I forgot to look at his hair. I think most people's
experience with this class will be that it's very
front loaded with content. He's got a little over
an hour about the basics of what you need to just
hit the go live button. And then the next section
is 23 minutes long. He starts flying through
these short lessons that are like, practice
the game that you like. And also, don't stream too much, but don't not stream too much. - Good luck. - He even spends two of
these very crucial minutes, just rambling on about one
specific Dead by Daylight trick he saw once and it's like, dude, could you have written
something down for this? - It's called like a 360. - Why does it seem like
half the class is him going, oh shit, what else? - And then you just do it. - No-scopes. No-scopes are cool. So, you could do one of those. Before you even have time to process anything that he's said in section two, we're already breezing
right into section three, which is less than 23 minutes long. It's so visibly short at first glance that they had to pat it
out by copying and pasting two lessons from the previous section. Share your streams with
the community and engage with each other. And now, do it again. - Listen to your chat. The next time they come in, if they say something about their dog, maybe their dog isn't feeling well. And they come in the next
day and you're just like, "Hey Jack, what's up buddy? How's your dog, man?" You probably just secured
that viewer for life. - Ask people if their dog is sick. He's got a section about
how to deal with trolls, which is definitely
something to be wary of if you're gonna be doing
anything in a live setting. I love that this is the
only example of an insult that he could come up with on the spot. - Like if someone says, "Hey, Ninja, your hair is looking really blue today. Kinda weird." I'd like, "Yeah, that is kind of weird." - Dude had one thing on his mind that day. - [Ninja] Blue hair. - I really liked when he
went on this long explanation of how to ban people and
specifically described each and everything to do, but
they never showed his screen. I mean, you can kinda see it in this shot, but it's a little blurry. Oh, here. Now they're gonna show it. - So this user, I'm going to demonstrate
how to ban and unban them. It is literally as simple
as pressing two buttons. So you have their username, you click ban. - Ninja, I can't. - And you simply just unban. - I can't see what you're doing, buddy. This happens multiple times. It kinda makes me think
that they just forgot to record his screen while
he was doing this section. And instead of attempting
to recreate that B-roll, they just gave up and put nothing there. It's so bad. That's not even Tyler's fault, but it does show a general lack of caring from everyone involved. There are times where the
crew is either pranking Tyler with the editing or they
just don't give a shit. This is a real clip from the masterclass. - Takis. Gaming is intense, but
Takis are seriously intense. - That's not the original commercial. He doesn't shit and fart in the actual ad. - Call out your regulars
and loyal viewers, they'll keep coming back. What up? And how you doing bro? Fufu, I think that's your (indistinct). So make sure to always talk to your chat. After all, they're your friends. - Welcome back, Dick Lord. Thanks for the six months. How's your dog doing, by the way? You don't have a d-. Then get
one so I can talk to you. - You now have a lot of pressure on you to set good examples. It is going to be up to
you to instill good morals or the morals that you
have into your audience. Doioioioing. Not promote harassment and
not promote being negative. You're trash. You're awful. You're so (beep) stupid. - You know, and just when I
thought some of his advice was starting to dip in
quality, he drops this banger. (lively music) - I have a Fortnite skin. It is no surprise that the best titles can grab potential viewers who are scrolling through channels. - Yeah, so if you wanna get
a lot of views on a video, just get Fortnite to make
you a skin and put you in the item shop and then
just tell people about it. Guaranteed millions of views, dude. And it works every time, you gotta try it. Actually, a lot of the
final section of this class is about these like
completely unattainable things you could do to get bigger. - I always expressed my
personality in gaming, but wanted to break out
and do other forms of media and entertainment to expand my audience. - Welcome to "The Daily Show." - Thank you. Thank you for having me. - Don't just be a streamer. Go on TV. - I wanted to be known in Hollywood. So I went on shows like
"Ellen" and "The Tonight Show" and "The Masked Singer." And was eventually cast
in movies like "Free Guy." - Come on, get your name out there. Be in a movie. I know it sounds crazy, but
it makes a big difference. - [Ninja] Collaborations are
a great way to get more people to your stream and it's very
exciting for your viewers. - And of course, you gotta
play Fortnite with Drake You may think I don't need to do that, but don't underestimate
how big that could be for your career. - Starting out, you might not
get to game with a celebrity. - But Ninja, you just said I could. Where he could have at least
stuck the landing a little bit with some solid marketing tips, the branding section at
the end just annoyed me because of how unspecific everything is. It's basically just a long list
of Tyler's accomplishments. Most of which you're
probably already aware of if you spent $200 to take a Ninja class. He continually stresses
the importance of branding, which I agree with, but doesn't give you any
tangible steps on how to do it. And I don't expect this
class to suddenly transition into a graphic design lesson, but if this is MasterClass's definitive, "how to stream" course, they could at least go into some detail about the basic stream
assets that you need to make. Your Subscriber Emotes, your
channel banner, your alerts, the screen that says starting
soon or be right back. All those things you can
put in to make your stream unique to you. He barely even mentions
any of those things. He's kinda just like, "look at my logo. Isn't it a cool logo?" Jokes on you. It's not even my logo anymore. I made a worse one. Also, why even include a
section about brand deals? This is a 30-day class. No one's starting a stream
from scratch is worried about doing a brand deal
before they've even streamed for a month. - This is something that's
gonna be online forever. And hopefully, teaching
people how to become amazing professional
streamers for decades, for a millennia to come. - Yeah, dude, 1,000 years from now. (laughs) 1,000 years from now, people are still gonna
be watching this class. - Voila. - I think that a good
portion of the beginning of this course is helpful to someone who wants to start streaming and they have no idea what to do, but it is very clear to me
that not nearly enough care or attention was put into
this for it to be worthy of the cost. Also like I don't think Ninja is just this undeniably affable guy. He's just really fucking good at Fortnite. And you can't teach someone
to be as good as he is. You especially can't teach
someone to be really good at a brand new game and be
better than everyone else at it before they've all caught up to you. 'Cause that was kind of the
initial wave of the early days of Fortnite for him. So to be someone who
already has a net worth of like $50 million, and then you charge all
your most hardcore fans off the promise that maybe
they'll be famous like you, it's bullshit, man. This sucks. What I did genuinely
enjoy the most about this was the community aspect of it. Like I said, there's a
point where Ninja kinda puts the burden on you to
support each other's dreams. But for the most part, people did. And that's cool because it's
pretty easy to get selfish when you're starting something. And you're like, you know what? That's great. I see that you're streaming. I love that for you, but could
someone watch my streaming? So it was cool to see
people go out of their way to compliment someone set
up or answer a question that someone had. It's funny to me that potentially,
the most valuable part of the class is the one part that Ninja has no involvement in. There's so many cool
people taking this class with all different kinds of content. I saw a Lego building stream. I saw a couple that streams at Disneyland. But my favorite streamer by
far was this kid, Plushie Orca. - [Plushie Orca] If we don't get this Dub, I'll eat a spoonful of mayonnaise. No spoonful of mayonnaise for me. - Tell me that that's
not the most badass clip you've ever seen. To their credit, the class does have its
own TA that goes around interacting with people's posts, but it's never anything super
specific to that person. What's your favorite piece of decor? What's your favorite conversation piece? What's your favorite piece or prop? Are you working on building connections in other communities? Are you working on building connections in other communities? Tom! Are you building connections? Let's go. Anything else? Anything else? Anything else? And before you ask, the
TA is not Ninja himself. Not that I would expect him to be, although it would be really
funny if he was commenting on these in third person. No, the TA is a mysterious
and unknown entity. One who's really only there
to make the community section seem more valuable than it actually is. The one silver lining with this course, if you spent almost $200
and you got to this point and you're like, that's it? You're still able to watch a
ton of content on masterclass. It's just a matter of
whether that's something that actually has value to
you, 'cause it might not. You might have noticed
Marques Brownlee just launched his own course about video
creating and posting. And I feel like this class
is just so much beefier than the one I just watched. He has a 21-minute video
entirely dedicated to lenses. If you've ever watched his content, you know that he's extremely tech savvy and he also has a much more
natural teaching cadence with the way he lays out information. Whereas Tyler, I assume
was just riffing things off the top of his head, which is probably why he constantly
trailed off into silence. - Streaming just gave
me the platform to... And I think that's how you know... But I mean, my recommendation is... - But you know what? It's not fair of me to just
sit here and criticize Ninja without taking his tips and
tricks into the real world. So for the next three weeks, I will be following his advice to a T as I create my own Twitch
channel and try to build it from the ground up with
no promotion whatsoever. (dramatic music) Now, obviously, I don't
want this Twitch account to link back to me in any way. If someone finds my channel, I want it to be entirely organic. So I'm going to try to create a persona that's both generic and yet
still true to my own brand. I can't believe that name
wasn't already taken. After some light branding
and a little bit of finagling on OBS, I hit start on my
very first stream ever. And I forgot to enable VODs beforehand. So there is no record of it. And of course, I had one of
the most insane Fortnite wins I've ever had. I somehow escaped so many
near-death experiences and made it all the way to the end. And then I won because the
last player left just died. I didn't shoot him. I didn't see him. He must have just walked
into the storm I guess, because I won without doing anything. And you can't even see my reaction to it. Once I realized that I had
nothing important to do for the rest of the day
until my wife came home in a couple hours, I went
live for another first stream. This time, I had old school RuneScape open while I spent eight minutes
trying to figure out how to get a chat overlay on stream. If you're wondering, I
learned how to do that from a free YouTube video,
not the class that I paid for. But right as I was settled in
and satisfied with my work, the unexpected happened. Someone showed up. The possibility of this happening was so minuscule in my mind
that I was not prepared for this at all. I actually almost
panicked and ended stream. What if I panicked and ended stream? But I stayed on for a few minutes and had a short conversation with her. She told me she plays RuneScape too, and was literally just scrolling through the OSRS tab on Twitch. And she clicked on my stream because my name was scoliosisking. So one point for my awesome branding. What a great day. But obviously, I still wasn't satisfied. So before my third stream, I did a little bit of
work to make the viewer experience better. I put the finding Nemo DVD menu on the TV and the stock photo. I found, I made a couple playlists
for different moods. I might find myself in. And then I started stream
with my microphone off for two minutes. And that's the thing
about going live in front of zero viewers. There's no stakes, no pressure, no one to tell you that your
audio levels are terrible. Oopsies. For stream number four, I made sure to test the
audio levels beforehand. So that was good to go. And then I put on a hat, I guess you could say I was learning. Even though no one
technically watched the stream or even tuned in at any point, I felt good about my growth as a streamer. I was kicking in the game, no spoon full of mayonnaise for me. I was being relatable. Y'all ever drink water before. I felt like if I just stuck to it, things would turn around eventually. And then my next stream took
all the wind out of my sail. It was a combination of things, i was doing one of my
least favorite Slayer tasks in RuneScape. A game I've already been
getting kind of bored of lately. I am bored of this game. I was really tired that
day and the repetitiveness of what I was doing certainly didn't help. When there's no one there
to bounce energy off of, it's really hard to maintain energy. And you feel like you
should the whole time just in case someone pops in
and you have like two seconds to lure them in and you never
know when it's gonna be, so you have to always be ready. Thank you so much to
everybody who watched today, which from the looks of it was, nobody. But even at this point, I tried to stay optimistic
and keep focusing on improving the quality of my stream. I thought I had a pretty
funny idea for the alert that would play whenever I got
a new follower or subscriber. The thing is like that doesn't matter if no one's doing either of those things. So I took matters into my own
hands by blowing the dust off the stream deck that I bought
in 2020, and never opened. With this device, I could
repurpose all of the sound effects I've saved on my computer over the years, including this fart
compilation that I forgot was over a minute long. (farting sound effects) For my seventh attempt, I put everything that I had
learned thus far together and had what I think
was my best stream yet. Thanks for jumping out of the bush, so I could see where you were, dude. I was energetic. I was being a little goofball, - just being a goofball. - I was making wacky faces left and right, just like the master himself. But yet again, I looked over
and no one was there to watch. It was frustrating to feel
like I was finally starting to hit my stride creatively, but it wasn't making a
difference because no one was finding my stream. At this point, I had
utilized just about every tip that Ninja had given me and then some and still, it wasn't working. I knew that something drastic
had to change, but what? (dramatic music) - My crazy hair, like crazy blue hair. Blue hair, blue-haired person. My recommendation is dye my hair blue. Blue, blue, blue, blue. - I probably could have just bought a wig. Too late. Didn't think about that in time. So at this point, you're
probably wondering, Drew, did you really spend
four hours in a hair salon just because Ninja mentioned
his hair a few times? And also did you have to
download Instacart this week because you're too embarrassed
to go to the grocery store? Yes to both. But the reason I dyed my hair is because I had something crazy in mind for the culmination of my journey. I was going to do a 24-hour stream. This was a big leap for me. Up until this point, I had only streamed for like
an hour or two at a time just to dip my toes in the pool. And now, I was going to jump
upside down into the ocean. So with my wife away for
the weekend and my hair the color of toothpaste,
around 12:30 pm on Saturday, I began, what I assumed would
be the most successful night of my Twitch career. I was wrong. I got off to a pretty hot start honestly. I was feeling good. Turns out the beginning
of a 24-hour stream is the same as a regular
stream because you haven't done the 24-hour part yet. Really, this is no different
than what I normally do. I'm just playing video games. No one's watching me. I'm talking out loud to myself. Well, I shouldn't say no one is watching. There was a point early on
where a spam bot came in and advertised something. Sure would be great if
they showed Ninja screen during that lesson on how to
ban someone from your chat, 'cause then, I would know how to do it. It was several hours before
any real person joined. It was my follower, Samantha. She didn't like my hair,
so that's not good. Now before all this I had recently begun a pretty regimented meal
plan and I didn't wanna lose all my progress just
because of this video. So I made sure to use sound alerts, to build reminders into the stream. (rock music) ♪ It's oatmeal time ♪ ♪ It's time to eat some oatmeal ♪ ♪ And suck my own dick ♪ A fun surprise happened
about three and a half hours into the stream. A new viewer showed up. I got a new person. Welcome In, I've streamed so many times. I've only had one chatter. I was confused by his message though. He said, "24 hours? Really?" Like he doesn't believe
that I could do it. You don't know anything about me, dude. You don't know what
kind of resolve I have. Then he told me that I look really bored and that I should chew on something. You know, it's not my fault
that I have resting bored face. 'Cause my face does this. That was his final message in the chat. He never came back. When four o'clock rolled around,
it was time for my yogurt. (rock music) ♪ It's yogurt time ♪ ♪ I'm talking Oikos
Triple Zero ♪ ♪ I hope it sends me to hell ♪ It was around this time when the cracks were starting to form. The regret that I felt from
blowing it with Chucky earlier was really sending me
on a downward spiral. I started listening to DoodleBob songs. I took multiple DoodleBobs quizzes. I found out I was Rooney. Six hours in, I made me
as Ninja on the Sims. And I designed them a beautiful
house with no privacy, except for one curtain
by the kitchen toilet. You also had a basement
stream room filled with trees and portraits of far away landscapes, places he couldn't go to
because he was on house arrest for tax evasion. I forgot that I accidentally
made him really mean though. So every time he tried to talk to someone, it would turn contentious immediately. The only thing he ever
wanted to do with them was get into a fist fight. I figured he was just lonely and didn't know how to express himself. So I put in an online order of a cat, a guy from the adoption
agency brought him out to me and I got him confused
with a different cat that I spent the next
two hours talking to. So the guy took the cat that
I was supposed to adopt. And the cat that I was
talking to walked off my lot and I never saw him again. So that was when I
stopped playing The Sims. A third of the way there, my one follower, Samantha suggested GeoGuessr
and this was perfect for the state of mind that I was in. A few weeks ago, I was
watching this guy Banthony refused to end his stream
until he hit a state streak on GeoGuessr of 100. It ended up taking him 150 hours to do it. But when he finally did, it was one of the greatest
moments I've ever seen on Twitch. - I can't look, I can't look. I can't look, I can't look. Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Not to brag or anything, but I'm pretty good at GeoGuessr too, my state streak is five. At this point, my focus was
solely on marching forward. No one else had popped in at all. So I was just trying to kill time. I got over two hours out
of RollerCoaster Tycoon. I even beat one of the
hardest scenarios in the game without breaking a sweat. I am a gamer god, why is no
one here to appreciate it? Around 4 am, I was starting
to get a little tired. So I began a new play
through of Wolfenstein II on the hardest difficulty. - [In-game Character] This
is our U-boat now, Nazi. - All things considered,
went all right for a bit until I hit what proved to
be an impenetrable wall. So I mumbled something
incoherent, exited out of the game and went on a short break of
three hours and 42 minutes. Yeah, I didn't go to sleep and I don't wanna go back to sleep or I don't wanna go to
sleep for the first time. I guess I thought about it. And I was like, no one
even knows that I'm here. If I go to sleep right now, it's not like anyone will say,
Drew. Hey, buddy, wake up. You gotta finish your stream. They wouldn't say anything
because no one even knows that I'm doing this. As I drifted off to sleep on my couch, that's not quite long enough
to hold a human-sized man. I started to have crazy dreams. The viewer count was
climbing fast, 100, 1,000, 10,000 people all here to cheer me on and say POG and whatever KEKW means. I got to show them the game I invented that had a perfect score on Metacritic. It was Harry Potter themed. I don't know how I got the rights to that. Everybody applauded my
effort and congratulated me on a job well done. And then three hours later, I woke up and no one was there, obviously. If people weren't joining
the stream before, they weren't gonna pop in now and wait an indefinite amount of
time for me to return from my hiatus. At this point, the stream
was just a Spotify playlist gone rogue and my be right back screen that I was probably using
a little inaccurately. But I went and grabbed my
cold brew from yesterday out of the fridge and
popped on some GeoGuessr while I slowly woke myself up. - Oh no, it transported
me back to the past. I gotta find Doc. Even in this mental state, I managed to reach a new
record breaking state streak. That's right, six. Time was melting away. And as the sun moved further and further towards the center of the sky, I knew that the prison sentence
I had forced upon myself would soon be complete. With about 90 minutes left of stream, I decided that I would get a Fortnite Dub right as time expired. A lofty goal, I know, but
I was up for the challenge. Just kidding. This is some of the worst Fortnite I've ever played in my life. Turns out video games are way harder when your brain doesn't work. With a little under 30 minutes left, my boy, Eddy popped in and
it was a glorious moment. Four years ago, my Twitch
career began alongside him. And even though I follow
that up with roughly a 1,500-day break, it felt
so poetic to be right back where I started. And during our second
of two games together, he died because he went to ping an enemy and his controller made him take a selfie. But not even yet another quick loss could bring me down at this point. I was so close to being done. Who gives a shit? Fuck this stupid game. When it was time to get my
Dub right as the clock hit 24, I realized, that wasn't going to happen. So instead, I jumped off a cliff and lived. The stream is over. I never have to do this again. I'm never going to do this again. Fuck you, Ninja. So let's recap. I streamed for about 40
hours on this account. And during that time, roughly 25 people came
in at different points, but almost none of them stayed
for more than a few seconds. Three people actually typed
a message in the chat, but one of them was a bot. After spending $150 to dye my hair and delivering 24 straight
hours of high octane content, except when I fell asleep, I grew all the way from
one follower to one. I still have one follower. Big shout out to Samantha. You were there from the beginning. You were the only one there at any point. So even though things didn't
exactly work out for me, I don't think Ninja's
class is entirely useless. He taught me how to set up OBS. Everything else, like all
of the specific overlays I wanted to do, using the stream deck for sound effects and scene changes. I fucking googled all that. And it was free. There are a handful of
people on masterclass who don't speak much publicly. So if you're like a massive fan of them, it would probably be worth it to hear Mariah Carey, for instance,
talk about singing. I'm not trying to learn how to sing, but it'd probably be pretty
cool to hear her talk about it. But even if you are the
world's biggest Ninja fan, I promise you, you have not run out of
Ninja content to watch. He's probably streaming right now. And if you wanna learn how
he streams pay attention to what he does and take notes, that's it. He's good at his job. He's been doing this for a long time. I think an aspiring
streamer could learn a lot just from watching him. But you don't need to
pay him $180 to tell you, sometimes, I'm talking a funny voice. Out of all the jobs on masterclass, his is the most publicly available. Like I can't just walk into a kitchen and look over a chef's shoulder to see how they made something. I don't know the process
of writing poetry, just because I read a finished poem. I don't know what goes into
getting a series picked up just because I watched the show. There are plenty of classes on here where that kind of
inside look is something that's unique and valuable. But Ninja is showing you how he does his job every time he does his job. Because that's part of the job. You can't stream if
you're not showing people. I lost my mind. My hair is blue and I lost my mind. I'm gonna take a walk. Babe, there's a guy in our kitchen. Don't worry, it's just me. And I'm here to cook
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when blue hair goes away or? Don't get me wrong. I love it. It looks so good and it
suits me really well, but I keep turning all the
pillows in my house blue. And I'd like to not do that anymore. So I'm sure a bunch of
people are gonna go follow the scoliosisking account
on Twitch, and that's great. I appreciate it. I'm never gonna stream on there though. If I do ever stream on
Twitch in the future, just follow me @drewisgooden, and I'll put the link in the description. There's people I've been subscribed to for like three or four years now. And I'd like to keep that streak on there. So I'm not gonna make a new
account and lose all that. To all the people watching this
video 1,000 years from now, hello, I'm dead. I probably died 940 years ago. I don't know. But if you are watching
this in the year 3022, comment down below what life. Is like is Florida underwater? Who's the president? Is "The Simpsons" still on? To everyone else, I will
see you in the next video that I make, where I will be
spinning around the whole time until we all get dizzy. So see you then. (rock music) ♪ It's yogurt time ♪ ♪ I'm talking Oikos
Triple Zero ♪ ♪ I hope it sends me to hell♪
