I sold Tubbo bath water...

on the dream smp how long can i go before everyone wants me dead boys if you do enjoy then please come to the streams if you enjoy my content and want to see it live then follow the twitch since it's all streamed there also if you subscribe to my main channel or tommy in it then i'm sure you'll enjoy the stuff here it's 100 free to subscribe and it helps out so much so please subscribe enjoy we need to go find tubbo because i've had an idea it might it might be morally worst idea yet i mean just thinking about it i'm giggling and all if i come down here and he is just okay what call is he in yokey hello hi i can't hear you over the sound of these spiders they turn it off oh just kidding can you just come with me for a second what with me what with me big t turbo i was thinking you know how we're kind of in pugtopia and we are outlaws to the the entire nation that we that we stand in because you're friends with dream now [Music] we're kind of outlaws and everyone wants to stab us and kill us and take our things and for some reason no one stabs you because of your blue eyes and that you're you're intuitive also yeah but people still stab me i mean everyone's kind of out to get us and i don't know if you've noticed but um ever since we moved away to work with wilbur i've lost all of my good armor i i just have this which i stole dripped but like well it wasn't even me and i stole oh that's my armor yeah it's like that's precisely i stole it could i have my chest plate back please well we're on the topic of armor we're losing all of our things at the moment you can agree that right like you're not wearing anything like i mean it's just depressing but i've had an idea of how we can how we could maybe get back using some of our old tactics you're going to be my first talents and i had an idea for how we can get back at everyone and this is just a sort of thing just to get us some more things for when we go back and reclaim our nation wait am i a tenant a talent a talent oh i've always had tenant like you or my landlord when was the last time you had a bath um i normally have showers so like yeah so we're going to need to change that because i really don't really want to realize no but you don't have to because we're going to collect the filth no i know what you're doing no the world is going to buy tubbo bath water and we're gonna sell it we're gonna sell so much of it no oh god i'm getting flashbacks in the bunker i need to get in there no get out of the bunker get out of the bunker okay so i had a bit of an idea because we kind of need to get our [ __ ] back yeah um because we we're losing everything we get you in a bath you can you can piss you can [ __ ] you can do whatever and we can we fill it all up and then we sell it we sell it to bo and we make so much money we've got to get you in a bath no no no no no no no no you guys you've just dropped to no reservoir my friend we've got to set this up well because if we're going to be selling it we're going to do a good product we can make it down here i actually i'm thinking we make a little we make it to bathroom as they as they call it wait why don't we want it to go down why don't we want it up and talk well listen if we tell dream that not only are we outlaws of this server but our one residence of it is that we're making a bath house where we sell bath water how's it gonna feel oh my god like the romans they had huge bath houses you and the [ __ ] romans man hope what is it with you one of the things about this and i know i've taken the lead here and probably uh freak you out but i mean we need it to be to be i mean you're very passionate about selling like my bodily fluids what you want blood please please never say that again please never say that again don't no don't say that on screen definitely don't say that okay so where i actually have one of these it's my blood homie now so you can pour that in the bar to vote your blood is not a strength potion it's just certainly your blood is yours no defects here buddy you're no that is just not true that is just not true yeah can you just help me mine this out you kind of you're so good at standing still i really am i really am can you stop slacking off i'm not slacking i'm just stood still i'm doing all the heavy lifting here you want this as much as i do oh saying it like that you make it sound so much worse than it is it is not that worse how do we make a good bath oh i know i know these things look at this holy oh mike that's a little bit that's a little bit that's posh yeah that i'm jesus you better charge like you know you just said i'm jesus wait did i yeah the sentence you just said was you went um jesus what's that about it how do we make a little um gap in the thing for us to go through well we need quartz i need quartz uh i'm going to show you i'm going to show you i'm going to show you look it's actually really cool and then you go what oh [ __ ] okay yeah i said we made the bath four wide open have you got water on you nope i have nothing oh i know look at me intuitive and [ __ ] that's what i say oh is that you what what you said you're intuitive you're being all strange i'm just trying to all i'm trying to do to go is get you in a bath and then sell it and you're being strange okay well you're getting me a bath and selling me but i'm the strange one oh well no i'm giving you the bath you can do your own scrubbing pal oh okay so here's the here's the part i didn't really explain okay we need two things two things sample a and sample b and sample a we sell to people for lots of money and that is just your bath water with all your your grub in it and sample b simple b is where we that's when we get them how do we get them what murder you so you just made a business to kill people with my bath water how do we make a poison potion uh i've got all the bits um this way where are we going we're going to the drug lab since one of you had a drug what the hell is that what is what what does oh but that looks so much cooler fine what is it though i don't know i'm gonna try to phase through it yeah yeah amen work in progress please don't touch oh wow i'm definitely touching okay oh my god how cool is this hello this is cool isn't it hey can you do parkour between them if i jump from in from this scaffold into the other scaffolds do they work like ladders or like blocks uh like ladders really yeah so i don't take any fall damage no no you just have to land in the side [Music] oh you okay see and this is why you're just bad at minecraft i'm not bad at minecraft up to about how many times have you killed tennerblade or dream i mean there's more to minecraft than that yeah that's only what someone who hasn't killed 100 blade or dream would say how do we make a fermented spider well i'll work it out then whatever i don't know there's already this should already be this workout i'll work out let's go okay we could just use the brewing stands there though listen man you need you don't have the heart you stole my glass give me back my glasses the glass that god say glasses take or just take us you say glass with an r that's how it's spelled no that says glass and then you say that it doesn't matter it's just wrong it sounds kind of better so much to learn so so oh so much what glass sounds like it just sounds that's pretty much going in my chat i just said someone in my chat just said you are both british shut the [ __ ] up let's just move on you you you you are american you nothing you say ever means anything yeah thumbs up yeah thumbs up can you just do [ __ ] in the bath so the product goes up why would you just spin the water right no no i'm pissing in a circle equal distribution okay we haven't even got to the fun bit yet we haven't sold it yet i am so excited to approach bad boy halo with tuba bathwater this has just been a dream of mine since day one i reckon he'll probably go ill no he won't he'll go he'll go muffy tastes like my muffin and i'll go what the [ __ ] yeah yeah i mean i know as well he's a real strange character he really is not really it's about what is unstrange about a grown man that constantly tells off 16 year old boys for language that sounds kind of like an adult figure i've made fermented spider eyes so so so alright i'm gonna okay stay in there you ready i'm ready so if i place this in here this button does nothing can you get back in your bath please what's wrong with you why why why is my only job just to sit here yeah you'd be fine i'm like a fish do as i say please good man all right so have you have you done enough pissing and [ __ ] and what now i'm so slow oh well you've now you've now just lost your only client i'm gonna message him this is the tubber no no just call it turbo bath water please no no no no no no no no the bathy tubber you idiot what no no no call it no what do you mean no no that's such a better name no but it won't sell as well to about and look at me and look at me and look at me i have spent so much time studying reddit please call it turbo bathwater i know that it will sell better but why i literally just explained to you guys i've got it i've got one they take forever to type out every single one i just spelt it right keep going keep going yeah good work good work clap clap them up boy yes i don't i can't even type this fast oh what the hell i can't hide watch what what baths and turbo watch water okay we'll sell this live i have the one and only bathy tubbo you could not have this no no okay okay no no we're in this together man we're in this together come with me we're gonna sell this [ __ ] to other people and this is i mean this is really the funny part when we sell the bath water this is the fun part oh my god what did i what do you see that that's okay run this way run this way we're in this way so what i need to do now okay listen to me is we sell it to people and we either have sample a which is non not poisonous or sample b which is incredible so we have to kind of work out per client and we charge them a lot we charge them a lot i mean it's pretty free for us to make though what we need is yeah yeah yeah you idiot but they don't know what i'm doing okay we're in this way can you stop running away from me you're so hyper energetic just [ __ ] go like this go like this all right you ready you ready go like this you'll be less energetic good good good where is bbs again tommy oh yeah you want this i want what notice how i haven't been swearing recently or at all bad boy halo what kind of a name is tubbo watch hello hello bad boy halo please sit you can't sit in minecraft get on the melon bbh what do you need i need you to buy this from me a potion look at it it's turbo watch water you want this more than i do it's green green is the color of goodness it's symbolized my blood and turbo's blood because it's actually not red when you take it out it's only red when it's on the inside no you're being no no you're putting him off baby hey yes you want this don't you i mean what is that i'll give you drink it drink it drink it it says poison drink it you drink it no i'm not drinking it or i will start swearing okay swear drink it first [ __ ] drink you drink it all right i swear don't test me because you know i will drink it i will swear you know what tommy you're a lost cause at this point well will you drink it then please no i'm not okay answer me this why because it's good for you power it says poison honestly well it only says that if you could read you're not actually going to double it which says [Music] see here you drink it from no it's not for me actually you know what you don't no no i'll drink this this turbo bath water and you drink your turbo battery bath water you really yeah he really wants it now he really wants it now no what did you call it because it is you disgusting man just look at it you just held it you just held it well i mean there's a charge for that now pal oh there's a charge you're trying to kill us now that's what i call an explosive sail yeah so buy it now buy it now you want this buy it in five four three two one buy it at least at least taste it at least taste it give it a give it a little sip you have to give me do you have any gravel i have dirt it's like the gravel off the earth that's like no that's no gravel is the gravel of the earth oh i see gravel oh he's fetching his own payment this is awesome okay tell me when you've bought it this double tubbo watch water what does that even mean yes or buy it from me wait don't you if you drink it do you still have to pay though oh well now it's gone i mean you owe it it costs a full set of nether right armor there you can have lamb no no it costs a full set of another right that was in the contract can i pay you in cooked chicken no it depends how much cooked chicken we talking oh oh my god arrows i have half a stack of cooked chicken will that reimburse the destruction of your wash water you need me to call the lawyers but you are the lawyers i am the lawyers just give it i gave you yeah wait ctrl b is text to speech wait wait wait wait let me try again wait wait oh my god just read it it doesn't read whispers it says in three two one we swear at this [ __ ] okay bye boy i heard you give us the [ __ ] pickaxe bad boy halo give us it please please if you please if you play sweat sweat if you please you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] thank you for the chicken have some chicken bye zombie i think we've just been defeated yeah yeah you kind of screwed that over for me completely wait how come yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna sprint i'm gonna sprint away hey sam how would you like bath please for the love of god work i can't i'm gonna be a negative prophet tell you later about you can join if you promise to be quiet and not get involved in the business negotiation wait what business negotiation good good good good i'm going to the nether come with me wait why are we going oh wait i know what awesome dude hello how do you want to be a significantly happier man i would love to be a happier man where are you i'm on my way to your base i think i'm working on getting a better system to travel over here i like it let's go and talk about this product what the hell i think we've just been outed i don't think that's what alti is the phoenix you mean like in baseball oh god are you american i am yeah it's so much easier well make me british though i'd like to be oh you well if you want to be british we've got the perfect solution for you don't we tubbo what negotiation negotiation yes okay no more talking from turbo ignore my partner okay you're the main business person here i should be speaking today hello welcome this is it you want it sam this is how you become british bath water huh so how'd you make this you put tubo in there i put turbo in a bathroom cleaned him off he [ __ ] and pitted and did everything he needed to do blood there was no blood that was definitely no blood there was there was definitely no blood wait wait wait so you're telling me this juice right here this this tub of bath water will make me british do it do it just be british god save the queen for the queen hold on though what is it good no i mean you've taken a sip now you've put your lips around it i mean you can't hand it back now there's there's already a price go ahead all right all right look away i'd advise looking at that i'd advise looking away yeah do it do it good goodbye sam don't come with me what are you doing so well this is oh break the door excuse me sam get off my property wait this is my house get out of our house i don't know what's happening here what are you seeing your house for this is my house i mean you're evicted how am i getting evicted oh no i mean you drunk it you just drunk it is the price the price was my house get out are you serious i had lots of plans for today the house isn't even done yet get out am i british now yeah so i'm british now but i can't live in my house you're you're really suffering here buddy yeah this was me you're already suffering poison here we go you're suffering and you're in my house listen i'm serious here okay listen i'm not giving you the house but i'll give you something better i'll let you like mom read the signs sam says uh tommy's house get out but no no capitalization i'm disappointed this is quite the nice house it is a nice house i've worked very good you did you did drink my water though i did i did actually it was turbo's water yeah listen listen listen i fully accept that i did that i wanted to drink it i fully accept that okay but listen you've been trying to make drugs tommy and you know that's that is what it is you know i heard your operations not going so swimmingly i'll build you one of these bad boys looking look in that chest tommy yeah take some of those out of there tommy yeah yeah yeah now just watch just watch it's just gonna make three more of them straight away you don't have to do anything oh sorry sorry i just drank bath water you drink the bath better that means you owe me money i've got to go i've got to go i've got it you can have your house yeah did you just drink bathy and i got told off by my father for screaming at the top of my lungs i actually just don't think we can be funny i'm so embarrassed i'm so embarrassed [Music] hey tommy though i'm serious if you you want to get your drug operation too yeah i'll steal fro i'll steal jerks from you son now would you just let me know i can make you your own setup

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Keywords: tommyinnit, tommyoutit, minecraft, mine craft, dream, dream minecraft, tubbo, badboyhalo, awesamdude, tommyvods, minecraft manhunt, minecraft speedrunner vs hunter, minecraft speedrunner, minecraft speedrun, minecraft challenge, challenge, minecraft but, dream smp, dream war, I sold Tubbo bath water...

Id: 5dwEIeEMjw4

Length: 19min 17sec (1157 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 05 2020