i sold a fake lamborghini for $999,999,999

alright so we're checking out the only game where you get to sell cars overpriced so much that it causes everyone into bankruptcy and to fall into a life of crime drugs and alcohol addiction its car dealer well ruining kids college funds damn it I appreciate that I get to decide on the gallery name for my auto dealership even though realistically all its going to do is cause unending emotional trauma to people is this one of those games it gives you limitless amounts of spaces to name your car dealership we eat your meat and buy meat I mean money without money you will fall into debt with debt comes hatred and with hatred comes unwanted pregnancies I will now write you all a poem roses are red Lambos are blue if you walk into the Yeats tour your entire life is screwed by this room some goddamn lives wow this is the game huh I appreciate that incredible free thought that we did for day one ah excellent I begun my lifestyle as a car salesman as all car salesman's do alcoholism this doesn't look like a house it looks like someone's storage unit where I just happen to throw my bed is there a bathroom here whatever car salesmen don't need bathrooms ah oh so this this is this is what we're doing here in this game huh ah flipped unity asset girl good to see you oh my car store name just went right through the ground alright everyone welcome to whatever I name this store so the first things first we have to see if we can screw people over when they're buying the cars where am I allowed to put this thing there's like no rhyme or reason on where you can put this boom Lambos we need to make enough money to get what the hell is this it's supposed to be a million dollars but the chemists mixing it zero oh my god can I get the million dollar vehicle for $100,000 eventually oh you can get a Uranus the name of this car dealer onii-chan hold on I want to you can set the price too okay the recommended for this is thirteen thousand two hundred but um I have a plan now this is the type of car dealership that we're eventually going to go to the kind where they frickin Star Trek beamed the car onto the platform we're open for business what is Donkey den it's a place where you can buy bodyguards what are these crates this guy's name is lauric and he's a cat lover is this guy's name soda I like that his only defining quality ow after tomato someone already bought my car wait come back I haven't screwed you over yet alright let's try this again how you doing there Uranus do you want to get sold no grey please so you can set the prices in real time we have to wait until a sucker comes in to buy this car and then we're gonna catfish the [ __ ] out of them alright car now you got to look this guy right in the eyes right like that dere perfect okay get this set up okay wait for it wait for it now yeah can i buy that can i buy this screwed-up lamborghini not enough money you lying bastard it's missing a zero should be sold as priced after a long day of screwing one single person over i'm so tired that i need to go to sleep so we can continue tomorrow and buy every single car in the game can you people not do your domestic violence right out in front of my apartment this lady's like it's not even an apartment gray you live inside of a giant dishwasher box yeah I know don't rub it in babe look at how many people are in front of the shop today everyone was like wow I heard someone got screwed over here I want to get screwed that hard - alright we need I need all the platforms for this ah the onii-chan sport Laura men with the 57,000 all right everyone we got two new cars in stock who wants to get their entire life savings drained in one single purchase I already on each end you gotta go like this dab on haters to have on haters so how many numbers you allowed to put in here oh I was shooting too low okay we've got a customer she kind of looks like she's skins teenagers but it's fine which one you going for ma'am this one it's a good choice damn it you gotta do it just the right time it's a very flaccid tie you're wearing sir don't just look at a by him hey that's a brand new day getting out of bed day three we uh we made a couple of car sickest you know I think it's time to find out absolutely everything this game has to offer look at this pleb car I've got sitting over here oh let me get rid of this yeah sell it at half price I don't even care anymore I want all of the Lambos the best part is is now we can just automate the screwing process where's a Phineas cat Lord or whatever his name was I want to buy all the different things you can possibly get now yeah lauric you're oh you're fully purchased I'm not just renting you I've bought you as a human I appreciate that every single bodyguard goes to the same hairstylist and the same tailor soda captain tomato yep you're part of the team Sebastian River why are you the only guy with a normal name whatever what is this achievement box it's just a cut and paste picture of the body so how come they got a unity guy for the bodyguard but freelancer I can make a website for you thus more customers come to the shop I worked as five years webmaster for years Photoshop eight years karate 15 what yeah whatever you're all you're all hired what is this it's a mascot but it's so depressed looking it attracts the attention of customers and entertains them God this panda looks even sorrier it looks like he's been crying for the last ten years hey I'll give you a job mr. panda you won't be able to afford any of my cars but at least you can peddle yourself out in front of my shop oh Jesus Christ I didn't think I would actually get a panda all right hold on I got we got work to do first off we have to open up the store here what in the name of God but one bodyguard is like sitting indian-style in front of the store have some professionalism serviced hand up this guy's coming in here to buy a car and he's like what have I gotten myself into what is the name of this store is he doing leg exercises it's different again I mean I really don't need to screw the prices the prices are pretty bad enough as they are hey I think we can buy more upgrades and stuff hold on there's other things here what is this shop rollup security yeah give me that security camera how are you gonna steal Lambo alarm system toughened glass are they gonna try and shoot their way into the store all the transport thief chance to steal more expensive vehicles what is it is it I'm hiring a guy to steal for my competitors and give the cars to me that's amazing yes mr. thief you get all the levels this is this is the guy who had eight years or whatever of karate experience and won best freelance web designer one year in a row welcome everyone to best cars this looks like it was made in 1993 welcome to the best Auto Gallery in the world all the vehicles and models you are looking for are here all vehicle models from 1850 to 2023 are available in our gallery Adam I got my money's worth alright I've worked for the last 20 minutes I got to go to sleep for a while hold on alright guys the gallery's closed are you guys just gonna what are you doing the shop is closed the shop is freakin closed no one gives this are you gonna stop them the shop is closed what am I paying you people for actually can i lock everyone inside so the customers can teleport through my security windows but the security guards in the Panda never go home so um I think I may have broken the game because I can't go to sleep the the time of day never changes actually if I never need sleep this is perfect congratulations lauric and captain tomato will open 24 hours a day now all right yeah I want I want the motorcycle side over here what else we got that I can buy out that we're gonna have that I don't even know where this goes we'll buy this too it's true I have unlimited stamina now potato potato can I sell motorcycles here what how does this even work okay so Mack trucks it doesn't even fit on the carpet so good night oh my can I get another one that's like partly inside of the gigantic truck all right yeah Auto buy this hey stop sniffing this other trucks ass there when two trucks love each other very much um I I think I may have broken this guy yeah whatever let's sure that one hold on I want the most popular onii-chan this one here we got to have at least a couple of those hello sir you look like you could use you know neat check what is going on over here I'm slowly and capturing the entire city come on I have to be able to squeeze one extra car in here oh I almost almost got it Oh oh right there got this top floor up here so I mean I might as well just sell all the Lambos I guess everyone in this entire city he's gonna have a Lambo and a credit score of like negative 30 all right now the top floor is stocked and is making it so people can't actually go home and see the family Hey lauric how are those ABS coming he's like a six-pack all day can i buy the other bear too I want both bears now people are getting double double assaulted double penetrated with bears there we go they get it from both sites what the hell is just over here anybody's just like the scratch and dent place this red one was it a junkyard that right there looks like house on a lot of meth hello junkman I have a little damaged car would you like to see it yes but my cursor doesn't appear on the screen so I can't actually click the checkbox so I got it what does this mean can I fix these my freaking cursor left son-of-a-bitch by Allah I need more space for the other vehicles god this is like the Walmart of Lamborghinis I got to find out exactly what's over in the motorcycle area I'm not sure I want to go back over to heroin house because I feel like he was looking at my skin and considering how tasty it was how y'all doing none of you can leave huh that's good we're not gonna need bus stops in this neighborhood because pretty soon everybody's gonna own a Lamborghini good old knock off spam buggy knees what the hell is this look at that is that a shirt or is that your body these tattoos aren't gardening you know you're a hardcore gamer when you've got the Dragon Age symbol tattooed on your chest say hello to the bike leader what do we do bike leader if you want to sell motorcycles you have to get a motorcycle sales license this is the guy that's gonna sell me the license he's like you need to buy this licensure and also you need to have at least one felony on your record you can now sell motorcycles still doing them flutter kicks it's good to see that while I was gone my people prison is slowly growing so we have such fantastic motorcycle models as family new crazy ok there's random ATV in here every time someone buys something it resets the goddamn menus it's true well I guess we did it we broke the game so hopelessly that it won't work anymore for the most part the day's never changed I never have to go to sleep and I've made more money than God by screwing everyone over half of the people in the city can't even go home well folks hope you enjoyed this episode of car dealer til next time stay foxy went alone

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Id: BdZ3xrcc15k

Length: 12min 25sec (745 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 21 2020