Hi everyone! Welcome, welcome. My name's Charlie
and in this video, I'm going to be playing to 200 days in Stardew Valley. If you haven't already watched my first 100
days in this world, you can check it out right here. For the next 100 days, my goals were
to actually get Krobus to move in with me because I narrowly failed to do so last time,
unlock Ginger Island as well as Mr. Qi's walnut room, buy this rainbow cowboy hat because
it will bring me great happiness, and obtain this squirrel figurine because it's stupid
and needs to be on my farm, hatch an ostrich, and purchase at least one obelisk. All right,
with all that out of the way, let's dive on in. First day back on the farm and oh my god is
my house way uglier than I remember. For some reason the first thing I wanted to do was
buy a couple fruit trees, so I got some apple and cherry saplings and planted them in the
greenhouse. I think I just like the aesthetic of having fruit trees in the greenhouse, it
just looks nice. The next morning, I brought some iridium bars
to Willy's and fixed the anchor for the boat to Ginger Island. To repair the boat, I still
need 200 hardwood and 5 batteries so afterward, I decided to take a little trip to Skull Caverns.
Starting at level 50, there are "Iridium Bats" which have a chance of dropping batteries
and I figured killing a bunch of those would be faster than waiting for a thunderstorm.
While mining, I found this cool dino level and also an iridium bat. I didn't get any
batteries from this guy so I just killed all the dinosaurs and kept mining. I also found
this note and note to self, never give any of these things to Abigail; I don't want her
to experience joy. On day 103, I added some more pathing to my
farm, and I also set down these preserve jars. This way I could start turning all my fruit
into jelly and sell it for more gollars. Afterward, I returned to Skull Caverns and found ANOTHER
dino level and this one was just /massive/. I was actually so excited about how many dinosaurs
there were that I just got distracted and ended up dying. The next day, I went to the secret forest
and started collecting more hardwood for the boat repair. There are a bunch of stumps in
here so I figured if I cut them down everyday, it should be relatively easy to get 200 pieces.
I also decided that I wanted to try and catch the ~legendary glacierfish~. I had never caught
an of the legendary fish before and it really showed because all the attempts I made this
day just went horribly wrong. Because my self-esteem was just entirely broken
at this point, I decided to splurge on an iridium rod to hopefully get a better chance
of catching it. I also donated some artifacts to the museum and finally got the recipe for
"Ancient Fruit Seeds" which meant my profits were definitely gonna start increasing. The next morning, I collected my first batch
of jam and headed straight back into Skull Caverns. That night, I found a treasure room
and GUESS what I got out of this chest: the SAME EXACT BLUE COWBOY HAT. Do you know what
the odds are of getting this hat? It's like 0.04%. So, I changed into my new cowboy hat
and continued to mine for the rest of the night. As usual, the next day started off by collecting
hardwood in the forest and afterward, I returned to try and catch the glacierfish with my new
fishing rod. Yeah... still no luck.... not doing any better honestly. I got so angry
that I just hopped back on my horse and headed home. SANTA!! The next day was the Feast of the Winter Star.
I bought two of these snazzy banners and then gave Emily an aquamarine. See I actually tried,
okay? Emily loves gems I DID A GOOD JOB. I was really eager to see who had me for Secret
Santa so... When I realized it was ABIGAIL, I was very, very disappointed. Gee thanks...
A jade. It's not like I already have dozens of these. What a thoughtful gift. Heck off Abigail. The next morning, I hung up my new banners
and then just went and spent the entire day just trying to catch the glacierfish. As I'm
sure you could guess at this point, I didn't end up getting it so I sold all my other fish
and headed to bed. By day 110, I had my sights set on the rainbow
cowboy hat so I spent the whole day bombing Skull Caverns and just collecting omni-geodes. The next day, I went to Willy's and invested
in some bobbers for my fishing rod as well as some "Trout Soup" just to increase my fishing
level and miraculously, it worked. Yesssss, oh my god. At this point, I had also gained enough hearts
with Krobus to buy the void ghost pendant so I picked it up from the desert trader and
gave it to him the next day. I'm so nervous. He said yes!!! After processing my excitement,
I spent the rest of the day in Skull Caverns collecting omni-geodes and I did the same
exact thing the next day as well. The next morning, I had enough omni-geodes
to purchase the cowboy hat and look how absolutely rad this is. I spent the rest of the day clearing
out my farm a bit and ended up getting level 8 foraging which meant that I could finally
craft farm totems. The next morning, a new chicken hatched on
my farm. [Laughter because why is PiPi a generated name in this game], okay? I also spent a stupid
amount of time this day just sitting with my inventory open absolutely mesmerized by
my new hat. I wanted a good way to display my glacierfish, so I bought a tank from Willy.
He looks so happy! I feel like this just livens the place up-- brings it up a notch. [gasp] OH MY GOSH. We hugged. On day 116,
I chopped some hardwood and got a crystalarium from Gunther which allows me to replicate
gemstones. The next day, I fixed up my tree farm and
then went to Skull Caverns. Also look at this guy, he has a cake INSIDE of him. I have never
seen that before. Honestly, it reminds me of like... Bob? From Monsters vs. Aliens?
When he just puts things inside him and it just dissolves and that's how he eats, I guess?
I think it was like ham. He ate ham or something that way, I don't know. Also reflecting on
that movie, there's a scene where he just, like.... absorbs Ginormica's mother, is he
eating her? That's not very cash money. That's not a good friend thing to do is EAT their
mom, like I don't-- I don't even know what I'm talking about, okay, back on track, back
on track. For all of day 118, I just mined in Skull
Caverns to get batteries. I spent all of day 119 foraging, and then
on day 120, I started trying to catch the Spring legendary fish. I didn't realize at
the time that you could only catch it in the rain, so I just wasted a whole day standing
here fishing. I also picked up the "Napalm Ring" from the Adventurer's Guild which just
causes monsters you kill to blow up. I was really shocked the next morning to find
that Krobus... bought a table? And placed it in his room? What do I think? Umm......
It looks /great/. I also planted some more starfruit in my greenhouse and upgraded my
pickaxe. Without my pickaxe, there really wasn't much for me to do so I just cleaned
up all the grass and trees on my land. By day 123, my pickaxe was done repairing
so I picked it up and headed to Skull Caverns, buying a bunch of starfruit seeds on the way.
Even though I was spending most nights mining in Skull Caverns, I only ever made it to like
level 45 so I didn't encounter a ton of iridium bats. I was still collecting a bunch of ores,
though, so it wasn't a complete waste of time. Day 124 was the day of the Egg Festival and
I wanted R E V E N G E. This year, I came prepared. I had like, THREE egg routes open
on my screen and I was ready to just crush Abigail's dreams. I collected a fair amount
of eggs, but in the middle of the egg hunt I stopped to laugh at STUPID Vincent. WHY
ARE YOU JUST STARING AT A ROCK? And unfortunately, it cost me the victory. For the second year
in a row, Abigail had beaten me at the STUPID egg hunt. I was actually genuinely surprised.
Like I thought I won and it just made me hate her like fifty times more than I already did. The next day, I upgraded my pickaxe again.
I figured that if my pickaxe was fully upgraded, I could get deeper in the mines and hopefully
make it to more floors with iridium bats. On day 126, I got a letter from Emily and
look at this little dude. What even is he? It just looks like a baked potato riding a
skateboard, I love it. I spent most of the day foraging for salmonberries and chopping
down trees to reach foraging level 9. And the next day, I got my pickaxe back from
Clint. While mining in Skull Caverns that night, I found a treasure room with an ~orange~
sapling inside and then immediately after, I found another one with an apple sapling. The next night, I stumbled into another one
which gave me three iridium bars and after spending a bunch of time working in the greenhouse,
I reached level 10 farming. On day 129, I opened a bunch of artifact troves
and picked more salmonberries. I find that salmonberries are actually a really good thing
to have because you can give them as easy gifts and you can also keep a bunch of them
in your inventory as an easy food source. I decided to start stocking up on iridium
sprinklers because I wanted to fully convert my greenhouse into an efficient starfruit
farm. Because it was raining, I also took the opportunity to catch the Spring legendary
fish. I put that bad boy right in the tank with
my glacierfish, and then gathered up all my hardwood and brought it to Willy's for the
boat repair. Now all I needed to fix the boat was five batteries. Funny enough, it began
to storm on day 131 so I set out a bunch of lightning rods just to get those batteries. The next morning, I discovered that Krobus
had bought ANOTHER ugly piece of furniture and... I don't even know what to say, the
guy has poor furniture taste. He didn't even put the chair next to the table, it's like
five feet away. How is that at all practical? Anyway, I collected my batteries from the
night before, and finished the final repair for the boat. Even though I had donated all
the materials, it wouldn't be fixed until tomorrow morning so I did a bit more mining
and continued working on my tree farm. I needed oak resin in order to make fertilizer for
my starfruit, so I wanted to create an efficient system for producing it. The next morning, I harvested some cranberries
and then headed out on my first voyage to Ginger Island. I've never actually been to
Ginger Island even in my personal game file, so everything there was gonna be 100% new
to me which I was really excited for. The first thing I did was attack one of these
weird crabs on the beach and then explored the jungle where I found this nut. I also
found a strange child who refused to talk to me. He seems to have a close bond with the parrots,
but he's too shy to approach you right now. Perhaps making friends with the parrots could
earn his trust, okay... Noted...
[atak] I quickly gave up on that guy and ended up
following Calcifer (from Howl's Moving Castle, c'mon you must know Calcifer) into the northern
part of the island. I found a couple more nuts, some wild ginger, and a massive volcano
room. I realized that I needed to cross the lava lake and that in order to do that I probably
needed my watering can which I, unfortunately, left at home. So, I left the volcano and spent
the rest of the night fishing peacefully on the dock. The next day, I returned with my watering
can and immediately decided to head to the left of the lava river and I actually ended
up in this cool little "river-side" area. I didn't know at the time, but this was the
exact place I needed to fish to get the squirrel statue I wanted. Look at this little guy what's
your... what's the point of you? Past the lava river there were a bunch of dungeon levels
with a ton of new monsters I'd never seen like these little exploding boys and also
little tiger slimes. On level 5 of the dungeons there's a dwarf salesman and one of the items
he was selling were /these/ /shoes/. LOOK AT THEM. They are /so/ /dumb/. I need them
so bad. I need them on my feet. I also purchased the recipes for ginger ale and island totems. The next morning, I harvested my first big
batch of starfruit and then headed to the Flower Dance. Now... Last years Flower Dance,
if you remember, was very depressing. But this year, I was determined to turn things
around. Krobus doesn't really like coming to events like these, but for the past month
or so, I'd been giving gifts to Elliot so that on this exact day, I would no-......
okay..... nevermind. Just another year of me and Clint. To cheer myself up, I decided to make a little
squirrel shrine outside my house because I really like this squirrel. I don't understand
why it's in the game, I don't understand what it means, but I'm just happy it's here. On day 136, I reached the final level of the
volcano dungeon and found this.. freaky lava forge area. Impulsively, I combined all my
rings and also enchanted my sword with the "Crusader" ability which... I have absolutely
no idea what it does, but it SOUNDS cool. I also fished a lava eel out of the lake and
from the very little that I know about making profits in this game, lava eel roe is a very
good thing to have so the next day, I set my sights on building a fish pond. Before
doing that though, I wanted to clear out the quarry for another lucrative project that
I had in mind which was essentially just filling the entire thing with preserve jars and making
a bunch of jam to sell. The next day, I put a bunch of fruit in and
began my jam making. I spent the rest of the day mining in the volcano, but I quickly realized
that without a farm totem, I had very little chance of surviving the night. I thought I
had one in my inventory when I started, but by 1:30, I realized I was wrong and just passed
out in the caves. Days 139 AND 140 were spent just doing a bunch
of chores around the farm. I made mayonnaise, put fertilizer on all of my crops, and bought
a fish pond. I also made a bunch more tappers for my trees and decided to change up the
pathing on my farm. The stone tile just really wasn't doing it for me anymore. I had a lot more pathing on my farm than I
realized, though, and I spent the entire next day just chopping down trees and replacing
all the paths. On day 142, I collected more nuts and unlocked
the western part of the island. It turns out, there's a little farmhouse over there, but
in order to get it I needed to collect 20 walnuts. I thought this would be a really
good idea because then if I went mining in the volcano, I wouldn't have to run ALL THE
WAY back home. So, for the rest of the day, I ran around looking for nuts and I ended
up finding this old lady. She asked me to find a keepsake of her husband's and gave
me this old photograph, but I wasn't sure what to do with it so I just ignored it...
After an entire day of running errands and searching for walnuts, I was able to unlock
the farm house. Also, why is this house literally bigger than my other one? I had to spend so
much money to upgrade my house to just HALF this size, but I just give 20 nuts to a parrot
and end up with THIS? It literallymakesnosense. That night, I ended up getting level 9 foraging
which unlocked the rain totem and the cooking kit. The next morning, I decided that I didn't
want my other home to be boring, so I cleared up the land and added some more pathing to
the island farm. While I was sprucing things up I also found Master Oogway who asked me
to grow "da pink juicy thing" which... I assume is just... a melon? I didn't have any melon
seeds and I didn't feel like taking the boat back into town so I just decided to spend
the night mining in the volcano for cinder shards. I also found this bird and when I
tried to attack it, he pooped out a gemstone which was kinda weird but... I just decided
to sell it and forget about it. The next morning, I harvested my starfruit,
replanted them, and then worked on my jelly empire. I was starting to accumulate a lot
of excess starfruit so I started to make a bit more preserving jars to add to the quarry. I quickly realized that I had run out of easy
and reliable food sources, but I did have a bunch of ginger so I bought sugar from Pierre's
and made myself a ton of ginger ale to bring with me into the mines. On day 146, I went back to my island farm
and began to plant some of the more ~exciting~ crops that I'd collected like ~pineapples~
and ~taro~. Then, I spent the rest of the day in the volcano just getting cinder shards.
I ended up getting a mango sapling AND enough shards for the Cinderclown shoes which are
SO stupid looking. They're honestly just right on brand, though. I love them. You can't really
see how dumb they are when I'm just walking around, but just... look at them. They are
indeed stupid. I also realized that I could pay this bird five nuts to have a quick escape
out of the mine, which would actually be really handy. Otherwise, I would just waste so much
time trying to run back through all the floors before 2 AM. The next morning, I realized it probably made
the most sense to give the war photograph I got from the old lady to KENT. When I gave
it to him, he gave me some "Gourmet Tomato Salt" which I brought to GUS because... he
likes to cook things, I don't know. In turn, he gave me the "Stardew Valley Rose" which
I unsuccessfully gave to every person in the town until I looked it up and realized I needed
to give it to SANDY. Sandy gave me a "Remote" which I gave to the cranky old TV grandpa.
He gave me a magic crystal that I gave to the Wizard who gave me a worm and I gave that
to Willy and finally [deep inhale] I got the locket of the old lady's pirate husband. When
I returned it to her, she gave me the recipe for "Fairy Dust" which allows you to immediately
receive the product of any equipment on your farm. Later, I rebuilt the bridge to the bone
quarry and cleared out all the rocks. While clearing it out, I realized there was someone
stuck behind this massive boulder. Mining it didn't work and I figured I needed a bomb
so I left him there and headed to the volcano. On the way, I found a golden walnut using
one of the secret notes and then killed one of these sparky boom boom guys and got a bomb
(yay go Avatar). While heading back to the quarry I realized that I left this egg on
the ground, so... really glad I spotted that on my way out. It turns out, the guy that
was trapped was a paleontologist who was basically trying to collect prehistoric bones in the
area. The next morning, I visited him and donated
some of the stuff that I had found while I was clearing out the quarry. I quickly discovered
that travelling between Ginger Island and my farm was a VERY large inconvenience and
I really wanted to have a reliable source of honey so I could mass-produce farm totems.
To do this, I made a couple beehives and placed them on my farm. The next day was the day
of the Luau, so I put in a random fruit I picked up on the ground and... the governor
liked it so... that's.... all is well. I honestly only went because I didn't want all the town
people to hate me. I finished the day by setting up some iridium sprinklers in the greenhouse. On day 150, I planted some flowers near my
bee hives so they would produce better honey. Then, I spent the rest of the day trying to
catch the Summer legendary fish which was... much harder than all the others. When I visited Pierre's the next day, he was
selling this wallpaper and flooring that I thought would actually drastically improve
my house decoration. And honestly this brings up the decor like ten notches, this looks
pretty good. Again, I sat on the dock all night and tried to catch the legendary fish
with no luck. I spent the entirety of day 152 just trying
to catch this STUPID fish and at 12:20 AM, I FINALLY managed to get it. The next morning, I made my first totems from
the honey, and then headed to the island farm where I harvested all my taro. I also realized
that I accidentally spelled out "OOG" with my pineapples and it cracked me up so I thought
I'd bring it to your attention as well. Afterward, I unlocked the trading hut and
realized you can just BUY farm totems for 5 taro which /very quickly/ rendered my honey
farm useless. At this point of the playthrough, I really wanted to get the "Hot Java Ring,"
which would give monsters the chance of dropping coffee and espresso. For some reason, I just
felt like I was walking painfully slow so I started going to the volcano dungeons to
find chests, which are the only place where you can get the ring. I got really excited
when I opened this chest and thought that I did it on the first try, but then I realized
it was just some stupid protection ring. On day 154, I decided that I wanted to try
and finish up the museum artifact collection so I opened up a bunch of geodes. At this
point, I had all the minerals already so I just needed artifacts. I knew that I could
get the strange doll artifact by hoeing this spot up here, but when I got to the museum,
I began to experience a bit of internal conflict. Do I donate it, or keep it for myself? Ultimately,
I decided to keep it and made it into a Wumbo shirt because... Jesus, look at the thing.
What even is it? I didn't regret this decision for a second. Honestly the happiest parts
of my day were when the color of my cowboy hat would sink up with the disgusting lime
green of this shirt, like just look at it. The next morning, I planted some more taro
and then went back into the volcano to try and find the java ring, but I only found the
"Dwarf Hammer" and the day after I just got another one of these stupid protection rings. Even though my honey farm is useless now,
I think the hives and the flowers look really nice so I decided to keep it on my farm. That
night as I was mining in the volcano, I reached the end of level 9 and then realized... I
was out of water. I tried my best to zoom back to the entrance but it really did not
work out for me and I just passed out in the middle of the volcano. The next morning I harvested my "OOG". Wait...
OOG for OOGway. Oh my god. I spent a sizeable chunk of the afternoon
trying to kill this little worm with no luck. For the rest of the day, I cut down trees
on my farm to try and get foraging level 10. I was really tired of all my forageables being
different qualities and I just wanted to get the profession that made all of them iridium
to fix this. The next morning I got a really sus letter
from Mayor Lewis and then proceeded to ignore it and harvest the starfruit in my greenhouse
instead. At this point, my jam was starting to be super profitable. For this day, I made
like 23,000 gollars from jam alone which is pretty good. On day 160, I continued to chop down all the
trees on my farm and made a little area to build a barn. On the morning of day 161, Krobus gave me
a poppyseed muffin which just... really made my day. After adding some more paths to the
tree farm, I decided to go back to the sewer and try to catch the mutant carp. Maybe it
was the luck of the poppyseed muffin, but I caught it on the first try without much
struggle at all. The next day, I harvested a bunch of my jam,
said hi to Abigail, showed Master Oogway...... da bombo pink, and then continued to cut down
trees to increase my foraging level. And that night, I got over 40,000 gollars from my jam.
Why do I need so much money, you might ask. Well, if you recall, one of my goals was to
get at least one obelisk and I really wanted to get the ISLAND obelisk. In order to make
it, though, I needed 1,000,000 gollars which is kiiiind of a lot. On day 163, I built the barn, unlocked the
mailbox for the island farm, and then added a new fish tank for my mutant carp. I really
honestly love these fish tanks. I feel like they add a ton of personality to the house
and I also just love seeing all the legendary fish on display. The next day, I basically just went around
town and chopped down any tree I could find but STILL didn't get to foraging level 10.
Giving up on that for a bit, I harvested my OOG once again, then spent the night of day
165 in the volcano mines looking for the 10 dragon teeth I needed to make the island obelisk.
That night I found /two whole chests/ and in both of them I only got protection rings
which was straight up depressing. On day 166, I spent most of the day planting
taro, starfruit, and sweet gem berries, then decided to actually attend the Moonlight Jelly
Festival which... was honestly a complete waste of my time. I definitely should have
just skipped it again, but whatever. On the first day of fall, I decided to ramp
up jam production and made a ton more preserving jars. I spent the entire rest of the day cutting
down trees and that night I FINALLY got to foraging level 10 and chose the "Botanist"
profession. I started off the next day by buying a bunch
of farm totems and realized that the birds that poop out the gems actually. have a function
and that I needed to bring those gems to these altars instead of just selling them. By day 169, I really wanted to unlock the
obelisk for the island farm which would allow me to travel back to town much quicker. I
also spent a ton of time in the original mines killing these skeleton guys and collecting
bones for Gunther. The next day, I continued my quest for the
java ring and ended up finding a ~mango sapling~ and also some mermaid boots? Which are kinda
useless to me, but whatever. On day 171, I journeyed all the way to level
9 just to get some stupid cinder shards from the final chest which was kiiind of an L. The next day, I brought the bones to Gunther
and completed the quest, meaning that I would get the recipe for the bone mill and also
a bit of cash. I also sold all my jam, started to make ancient fruit wine in my greenhouse,
AND sold all the stupid protection rings that I'd collected from the volcano. As I was walking
around my farm that night, I realized it was really, really dark so I used all my leftover
batteries and placed a bunch of lamp posts around my farm. I feel like this added a really
nice and cozy vibe and it made me happy :) On day 173, I continued to work on the paths
and finished up my little honey farm. I also realized that I'm really dumb and didn't choose
the artisan profession which makes my mayonnaise, jam, and wine worth 40% so that made me super
sad. All those days that I made like 40,000 gollars from jam, I could have made thousands
and thousands more. But it's okay, because I went into the sewer that night and gave
money to this creepy dog statue which allows me to reset the profession and choose the
artisan one instead. I also added these "Mini Obelisks" to my farm just to make it a little
bit easier to travel to and from the barn area. The next morning, I decided that I wanted
to catch the legendary fish for the Fall and... it was shockingly easy. I did it on the first
try as soon as I arrived at the river and I promptly added it to the tank in my house.
And with that, I had caught all five of the legendary fish. On day 175, I harvested a bunch of blackberries
all around town and then planted my banana sapling in the yard. Then, I spent the night
in the volcano just looking for the java ring. Again, I spent all of day 176 looking for
the ring with no luck, but on day 177... it happened. I spent the whole day getting to
level 9 of the volcano and when I opened the chest... I got the java ring. And shortly
after, the first coffee that I got from it dropped into a lava lake and burned. I ended
up going to the forge and combining my napalm and java rings just because they were both
super useful for mining. The next morning, I grew some wheat for Master
Oogway. He was so pleased that he gave me five nuts and with those nuts, I finally built
the farm obelisk. Also, side note: I am now so speedy with all the espresso that I'm constantly
hopped up on. It makes me so happy how fast I can get from one place to another and I
have no idea how I survived without this ring. On day 179, I did a bit of reading up on the
forge and realized that I could enchant all my tools. And you may be thinking, "Charlie!
Didn't you already enchant your sword? Didn't you know this?" And to this I would respond
that it was an impulsive decision and I actually had no clue what I was doing. Now that I was
a BIT more educated, I returned to the forge with a bunch of prismatic shards, ready to
get some enchantments. I got "Powerful" on my pickaxe, which adds one extra power level,
"Efficient" on my axe, which allows me to use it without losing stamina, "Preserving"
on my rod, which gives a 50% chance that bait and tackle won't be used, and finally "Generous"
on my hoe which gives a 50% chance of getting double items after digging. Overall, I was
super satisfied with the enchantments I received, and I even got to say hi to Abigail on the
way home so it was a pretty great day. I was feeling so powerful and invincible that
I just spent the entirety of day 180 in Skull Caverns. Not even for any reason, just to
run around, kill a bunch of things, and see how far I could get. The day after was the Stardew Valley Fair
and I honestly forgot until I walked into the square and saw everything set up. I had
absolutely no crops or anything good with me so I just put some jam and magma caps in
the grange and then left because there wasn't even anything I wanted to buy. On day 182, I finally realized how to kill
the stupid little green worm and then on day 183, I continued to remake my farm, adding
a bunch more lightning rods to increase battery production. The next morning while I was harvesting jam,
I found this random little cave, where I got a "Golden Scythe." On day 185, I harvested my OOG and began to
look for bones to donate to the paleontologist. He told me that fish like eating the ancient
bones so I started fishing in every single body of water I could find just to try and
get some new artifacts. I didn't end up finding anything new so I headed back to the farm
and sold all my ancient fruit wine raking in a quick 20,000. The next day, I continued to look for bones
without luck until I found this mummified frog in the jungle. I also fished up a fossilized
spine from the river in the quarry. Early the next morning, I upgraded to a copper
hoe and then spent the entire rest of the day panning. And I know you're probably thinking,
"Why on Earth would you be panning?" And the reason is because the only way to get the
last ancient bone, the "Fossilized Tail," is to pan it out of the river in the quarry.
So I stood here all day until I finally got it. When I donated the bone and finished the
museum, Professor Snail gave me the recipe for an "Ostrich Incubator," which meant that
I could finally hatch my ostrich egg. So, the next day, I made an incubator, placed
my egg inside and then spent the rest of the day in Skull Caverns just for fun. On day 189, I got my copper hoe, and then
upgraded to a copper trash can just... because I could. Then, due to my carelessness, I died
in the volcano and lost all 18 of my iridium magma caps and over 80 cups of coffee and
espresso. Being the idiot that I am, I also forgot that you could only recover one item
so when I went to the Adventurer's Guild the next day, I accidentally only retrieved /a
single diamond/. The next day, I got a golden pumpkin from
an artifact trove, which... I didn't even know was possible, and then on day 192, I
finally collected enough nuts to enter Mr. Qi's secret room. And let me tell you... there
are a BUNCH of items that I would absolutely love to have here. I probably won't have the
time to get them in this video, but I desperately want most of these things. In order to buy
any of these things, though, you need to get "Qi Gems" which you can get by completing
quests. I decided to accept this quest that asked me to get from floor 0 to the bottom
of the mine in just two days. I figured that would be eeassyy, all the first floors are
just bugs and easy slimes so it shouldn't be hard at all. The next morning, I woke up and realized I
had made it to 1,000,000 gollars! But I ALSO realized that to make the island obelisk,
I needed 10 bananas which I simply didn't have and also wouldn't be able to get because
my banana tree wasn't even growing fruit yet. I really don't know how I overlooked this,
but I guess the island obelisk will have to wait for another video. After this sad realization,
I rolled up to the mine and... I didn't even bring any food. I thought it was gonna be
super easy so when I went to the first floor, I realized I'd made a massive mistake. All
the slimes were so cool and they had these cool little sunglasses... they were just a
bunch of Chads and there were these squid boys that did a ton of damage to me and just
made life difficult. I made it to level 25 by the end of the first day, but things were
not looking too great. I continued to try and get to the bottom the
next day, and I found some freaky radioactive ore as well as a ~galaxy soul~, which I'm
pretty sure I need to upgrade my sword to the infinity blade. I also found these guys
which are just.... so.. weird. They make me feel so weird. I don't like the way that they
move. After a whole night of mining, I made it to level 55 which was good, but not good
enough to successfully complete the quest. So, the next day I sold all my jam, repaired
the beach resort, and then returned to Mr. Qi to accept another quest because I really
wanted to accept some Qi gems. I decided to accept this quest to get 50,000 points in
Junimo Kart. I'd never actually played Junimo Kart, so I thought this didn't sound like
that high of a score and I could probably do it pretty easily. I walked into the Saloon pretty confidently
that afternoon just ready to demolish this quest and booted up... that's the wrong game...
booted up Junimo Kart for the first time ever. And let me tell you... This game was designed
by satan himself. This game robbed me of all of my happiness. You know, I was actually
gonna post this video like a week ago, but because of this StUpId game, I spent like
four days straight trying to finish this quest just watching this sTuPiD junimo fly into
the abyss over and over again. After playing for a couple real life hours that I'll never
be able to get back, by the way, I'd only been able to score about 39,000. I decided
at this point, though, that I was actually losing my sanity, so I left the Saloon and
went back to Ginger Island. When I was there, I also found an entirely new area but I had
no idea what to do here so I just went to the volcano and did some mining. There's something
cathartic about just blowing up your enemies and getting ores all night. The next morning, Krobus gave me a stardrop
which I honestly wasn't expecting. What a nice guy. I decided that afternoon to just
use my money to unlock the movie theater because I still didn't have any bananas. And early
the next morning, I bought two movie tickets and invited Krobus to go on a date with me.
When I got there, Krobus was dressed in this ridiculous trench coat which made me laugh
so hard, I was not expecting that. "I am very excited to be at the visual entertainment
center and to consume the popp-ed corn, just like you!" You're doing great, sweetie. Honestly,
the movie was kind of boring and some guy wouldn't stop hogging the crane machine in
the lobby, but I still really enjoyed going on a little date with Krobus. I feel like
we've become a lot closer in the past 100 days and our relationship is just really starting
to ~blossom~. I spent all of day 198 on Ginger Island just
harvesting my crops and exploring the volcano. On the morning of day 199, my ostrich FINALLY
hatched and I named him Kronk. Look how cute he is, he is so adorable. All of day 200 was just devoted to Junimo
Kart :( I was playing Junimo Kart trying to get the
50,000 points during all of my free time for like, three real days. I had a bunch of super
close rounds where I'd get to like 45,000 or something and then just get hit by a bubble
or time a jump wrong and it was terrible, it was torture.
And finally through... sheer WILLPOWER and determination.. I beat Junimo Kart. I got
the 50,000 points. THANK YOU, JESUS. Oh my-- I never want to
play this game again, oh my god. Thank you guys so much for watching. If you
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