I Let The Computer RANDOMIZE Everything in Modded Forts

oh hey intern well what do we have here we have explodey time oh you mean for the guy no no no you can't explode my friend no no are you sure i was deleting him no we have we have the random mod installed the random is back it's back it makes the game entirely random so it's everything's random but you know i might have a chance to lose well i mean that's always existed so our rules are that we can build the technology if we want to but we cannot build weapons because the game is randomly going to give us weapons and then it's our job to destroy intern with weapons it's my job to destroy you i'll wait uh your job to blow yourself up i mean that's probably a a good idea of what's gonna happen should also make sure i have enough storage for all the crazy oh that's a good idea big oh you know what we have a basement yeah we do that means there's a lot of real estate for the random stuff to come in oh i forgot about that maybe oh did i get something already i did i did get something oh you are so in trouble oh no what was it a sandbag oh no oh shaking in my boots there don't you know oh you're breaking out the midwestern they're going to sandbag the river oh i got something else again what yes yes that was a battery well at least you can use that i can and it's in a decent spot why where's my fun stuff you don't get anything apparently fine i'll just fill up my basement and probably oh i got something else what did i get oh my gosh it's a minigun i can't i'm so excited about all the toys and then it's like oh never mind it just stupid uh-huh well i mean don't dis don't even don't even don't even talk words right now tark words tart target cop escape from dark words thing is i don't have the right commander for the miniguns to be worth anything oh i have the right commander that i can move things around wherever i want them so watch this we click on you we move you over here i put you right up top and it explodes i didn't like him anyway that still happens tell you what i can do don't don't even no no where'd your base go wow you weren't joking about filling up your basement i mean yeah what else am i going to do i didn't want to do that because it might explode if something spawns in the ceiling i'll say that's why i'm keeping it away from the ceiling oh smart man my genius sometimes third time has ever happened why are you building technology i love technology i don't have anything else to build so well yeah tell me about it i'm just working on you know production over here me too i did get something else i had to lie to you yeah it was just another minigun though and he blew up he didn't like that teleportation index i don't think he liked you talking that way about him he's like ah nothing exciting just a minigun it's gonna get exciting pretty soon when the game's like here we need 15 times the more blowy-uppy things i mean i might as well make an upgrade center because that's the one technology that's useful moreover the reason i'm building all the upgrade centers or the different technologies is so the game doesn't spawn them in a place that i don't want them oh just a little bit of preventative maintenance interesting strategy i know did you see that i thought one time me i'll i'll leave it up to chance i feel like the game likes me today even though i didn't get anything exciting i feel like the game likes me today it's saving the good stuff for me all right now it's my turn to make fun sounds my goodness the amount of noise that's happening between our two bases right now all right they're just constantly upgrading putting in more things i guess i did get something new but it blew up right away oh good you didn't either anyway i mean i hope not that's a pretty big hole wait you got a big hole in your base well i mean not that you'll ever know oh whoa i just got something oh that was big noises oh yeah okay there's a battery and oh oh hold on did i get anything i didn't get anything i knew the game likes me oh no did you get like a deck cannon wait that's boat water one we can't use those nope can't use them i found something or i got something even more versatile whoa that's just a little little there just a little just say hi a little smooch no no no no how about uh this kind of smooch sure go ahead use all your stupid snipers why does the game give you snipers all the time because it knows what i like hey whoo you did it congratulations intern i mean i gotta do something waiting for all the good stuff what was that sound did you just get something built i did but i don't want to talk about it oh i got something built too oh boy another reactor oh really yeah that's stupid i have four reactors now i feel like if that one blows up the other one's gonna blow up too oh it's like that is it i got an explosive barrel oh okay oh that was a big sound who got it it was just a fuel barrel imagine if this chain reacted off of nothing there it is you can tell there's nothing new going on because then we all we hear is just metal oh hey that was me that was me that was me oh i just hope this isn't gonna get too heavy putting all this metal in oh you know i didn't even think of that are we gonna collapse their own bases by doing the dumb that's the first one the collab said that's new that's your new things over there oh and armory oh that's why i didn't get it because i was like the game will want me to get something eventually oh and a mortar i guess i just really want to build a big howitzer on my base then just start raining down sadness on your life maybe i can move this one without penalty nope hey maybe i can move this one without penalty did you nope oh that was a magna beam how do you know because i can see it it's doing the magma charge it's also tearing apart your base yeah that's okay i didn't need that part anyway now you just have a little window nope not for long no windows for you oh windows goodbye all of it go bye-bye how far out this way can i build for windmills that's something for me what are you in my life rockets i mean oh what i mean they aren't there and they're exciting let's be honest they're just kind of dumb rockets all right risking it for the biscuit oh new things yes man you're getting so many new things over there oh yeah go little little buddy just go little buddy he was way too late on that uh yeah he was well at least now there's something i can look for oh new things i hear lots of new things and oh game i like you no no no i don't like those sounds i like these sounds it's about to have very fun sounds nope i just get i'm getting more things i think no that's you that's the weirdest pac-man i've ever heard oh no he missed oh oh no my sniper oh portal technology was not kind to you today in turn now i need a spot to use these mortars come on don't blow up yes starting to get things we're starting to get fun things over here hey it's a good thing you revealed that hey that was right next to your reactor wasn't it yes yes yes yes yes yes why can't he kill him you're making some weird noises over there wow i didn't know you were so talented oh cut that out don't want to cut anything out except you cut it out cut it out i'm just peppering your base oh those are nice oh no my guy is gone oh he's gone your guy is gone your guy's gone it turns your guy's gone wonky wonky what was that that was a magna beam magna beam did i blow it up or did your blow it up uh nice oh that's risky we're gonna risk it for the biscuit oh oh yeah yeah yeah shred it i have a tiny little avenue for defense i don't know what he was oh gosh i went invisible so you couldn't hear it oh yes perfect shot hit me if you're invisible okay you can i can't i'm gonna keep hitting you when you're invisible just for scientific purposes i think i have the upper hand oh gosh come on get down get down get down get down get down get down get down get down get down get down wow that was like the worst spot it could have hit and that was large i like your uh your little cannon downstairs this guy oh you see that i do you got to tell me are those actually hitting anything good really i need to aim it a little differently don't i it just makes you scared which is fine [Music] cool things that i have over here right now okay fine have some of that that was a terrible shot that was a great shot oh gosh it was a terrible shot i originally thought it that i wanted to play with portals today nah bruh actually i'm okay with that uh get rid of that oh they're going my machine gunners i need to rebuild okay good hi yeah good shot and a little bit farther oh why did that blow up it blew up and my mortar right just went away right here uh quick shoot that get down okay at least it did something at least he did something with his last surviving breath okay and then oh gosh you have that i do i got a lot of things right now oh lovely wonderful fantastic i don't know why i fire rockets at the same time as uh my 20 mils but whoa that was a great shot oh that was very mean of you i can be meaner oh oh i'm getting stuff aren't i yes i am oh man that's a terrible combination right there i have so many fire lasers and i can't even use them right i need you to not blow that up i'm just done yeah oh no i can't even see oh you took out my two that were in the front [Music] okay those were they were a big liability somehow something worked where did you lose any of the fun stuff i didn't really oh great oh great oh great okay look at the front of my base it's kind of funny that's a nice little window there like i should do a bridge review on this yeah that person's channel or something yeah like a real civil architect or something bridge reviews unfortunately yeah we not currently rebuilding that so please don't okay i'll just aim these somewhere else it has a structural liability problem here i'm getting so many will sue us if we don't fix our base oh that oh no i was using him i know that's why i deleted them oh yeah no put it out put it out put it out put it out put it out put it out decent one boom boom booming noises oh gosh oh these 20 mils are they're ow wow that was a very good one that was inevitable you just that was an explosive barrel right there that was oh it was yeah i'm just shelling you that's all i have right now is just a few apparent shells it works pretty well oh no no no no i don't you blew up another barrel oh nice thank you howitzer don't just don't i was going to use that whoa that was awesome without things put out things put out so many things no no no no no putting out we're destroying we're getting rid of we're deletifying we're wrecking your life how do things like to burn out how do things like to get shot with a cannon i don't really care actually but you tell me for real um [Music] just don't hit just don't hit just don't hit just don't hit okay we're good and that works yes no i was just about to use him good i didn't want you to you're kidding me you are kidding me that was a neat trick that's a good sign that's a good shot oh my are you kidding me how did that not blow it up oh i tell you what is very close get through there get through there ah you're kidding me you know what's not too though oh that's perfect timing why are you getting all the fun stuff and all my stuff is like nowhere usable i think the thing is that i did a better job moving my things to usable locations oh wow i don't know what was in there that's a lot of fire it is i think you're in trouble in turn i i think yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i haven't even got any good weapons yet oh you're saying all that isn't good weaponry don't even don't even whoa oh that's why it's all catching fire what else do we have around here oh you've been hiding um why have you been hiding my whole life understandable that you'd be mad about this nice okay then oh that's a nasty fire that's a good shot here oh that's a good shot now is now oh when did i get that reactor okay she just got a spare reactor are you having fun stop now oh gosh i was about to use that i didn't want you to use it that's why i use something else and who goes to dynamite oh no man boom goes the dynamite whole lot of not good things right now no it's a whole lot of really good things right now quick watch it oh that was too low no that was my last hope obi-wan keno oh don't you dare hit each other good job okay that worked sort of a little higher little oh no no no oh yes oh thank you for opening that door oh gosh i'ma pay for it i think oh i think that's a pretty good shot come on oh cool you're kidding me that was terrible nice oh that sucks the accuracy is happening today i don't know convenient spot oh i was about to shoot that did i blow it up you did get in there get in there get in there oh no i don't have power yeah that's what the whole goal here has been oh and my whole basement's gone yeah i've been working on that i think you got more than your babies i don't even have any oh how long have i had this oh why doesn't that stupid cannon die they don't build them like they used to except i can't shoot him because he's expensive okay there we go oh yeah now where can i build power production that it doesn't blow up good uh oh wait i do have windmills somewhere don't they yeah i do you just move the windmills out of the way i'm trying to move them somewhere i can use them nope nope nope nope all my production is going into keeping that cannon alive that cannon is no longer alive oh sad okay rockets then whoa stop that is that gonna hit anything yeah oh wait how did you get a mortar oh there i moved him i forgot i didn't notice i had one okay oh dear okay on that oh that was okay one rock oh you're kidding me what happened look what the game just gave me you don't have to look far forward you didn't need that extra one no thank you for blowing it up early i just need to get rid of it good that's a good shot i'll keep that one as it is would you stop disconnecting my basement i also don't know where these are firing but they're kind of fun because they make you go no no no no no no no oh dear oh yeah that's the one that you say yeah oh that worked it did work one of the two made it through not targeting my basement what is this thing i don't even know what this is but i like it what is one thing oh my god that's a fire laser don't worry i'm actually trying to destroy you as fast as i can but you're putting up a big fight and i don't like that i just want to get like one shot off of this thing before it all goes sideways and it's already going sideways burning things so much fun burning thing how are you still alive though that's the real question it's a countdown no there it is wait are you still alive oh you still have another reactor can we oh oh it turned my face blew up wait what whoa and my disconnect in my basement oh dear is that gonna do it whoa game i swear if this is your cruel idea of a joke giving me hope like this balls my entire basement is burning right now i was working on a 20 mil and i have no energy production whatsoever no i'm sorry sorry not sorry this is long and painful it is i'm doing the best i can but shoot when the game keeps giving you more reactors to blow up it's hard to destroy them all i can't even place anything down my energy rate is negative yeah i tried to repair everything yeah i just have like hundreds of weapons in my base it's like if one blows up i'll just grab a different one that i really want to play factory okay i have a little production in the positive man i have a lot of lopsided in my really that was the one thing oh you're kidding me how come i can't blow you up well this next shot is probably going to do it i'm just letting my basement burn there's no point how did you miss how are you missing i'm just using what i had before waiting for these things to come open because they don't miss oh my word still alive and it's their life there it is it's still there there's nothing left oh i can't oh really but a barrel had to go there so sure okay you know what i don't even care just scrap it maybe with a missile can i hit it with a missile yes well ah my base is exploding uh even if i lose i still really like this mod yeah that's really fun thanks for playing intern good game and i'd like to thank all of the patrons and channel members who have supported the channel last month including autodave ben dickey teddy hippies zarnoff max rail vc engineer whippet good deegan eagler jason baron fox spencer whiskey destructo man fighter sacks joe doug rules fury uro skunk chest corian lewis rob the block red katy psycho dalton hevorah mr m gaming kyle secander tyrion grayson monkey bill zane and mark

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Published: Wed Aug 10 2022