I Let a Monkey Invest All My Money. *Crypto*

the internet is erupting over stocks for decades people have been trying to game the stock market with great success and great failure over the past week a subreddit called wall street bets has turned the market on its head billionaires are losing everything while normal people are making millions george how much money did you make in the market uh gamestop couldn't really provide for right riding blackberry right now got it no one knows what's happening but from time to time there's these moments where it feels like you could go from zero to millionaire overnight so i mean we decided to test it a real stock broker a six-year-old and a literal monkey will each be given one thousand dollars and whoever makes the most money after 48 hours keeps it yeah it's all up to them it could be negative 100 it could be literally 100 000 i guess you're gonna have to stay till the end to find out day one all right it's raining in la first for everything i guess we gave everybody the option of when they wanted to start the monkey decided to sleep in the stock trader says that we have to start right now it's six o'clock in the morning so you're a day trader yes so what makes you qualified to do this job i learned from youtube 80 of my trades are winning and i'm up 100 grand this week train stock oh my god that was good good job i've like frequented wall street bets for the past couple years did you see that one guy that made like 40 million dollars yeah 50 grand to 40 million dollars on gme you're going up against one a six-year-old and the other one is a literal monkey are you in any way intimidated by your competition yeah there's something to be said about someone that literally has no clue what they're doing so do you have a strategy going into today you gotta go where the volume is that's why people are making six figures this week all right thousand dollars all right the stock market opens in three two one i'm trading blackberry it's down seven percent i'm gonna buy it ride it back up crap this is not good everything is tanking i don't know if i'm gonna be able to financially recover from this all right bud we'll be back don't lose any more money okay i'm gonna try all right so we're at the monkey's house apparently green grapes are his favorite food so i got some and we're gonna be using these to bribe him to pick stocks hey how's it going coco are you ready to make a bunch of money on the stock market he's like i don't know what's the hardest part about having a pet monkey he pooped on my carpet and then like picked it up and like smeared it on the door because i wasn't letting him out of my room he's disgusting do you think that he is smart enough to beat the stock market yeah sure we've got different stock options we've got anything as risky as gamestop all the way up to the s p 500 and coco is going to be choosing which stocks to invest in dme he picked game stuff that is either going to make or break him today all right well we'll let him make maybe the final pick if he wants to maybe he doesn't no he's not over he's like all right no more lucky for coco gamestop immediately started to surge and in the meantime we had to go meet our six-year-old his name is lucas and i've heard that he loves candy so whichever one he picks he gets lucas great to meet you buddy do you know what the stock market is okay i'm giving you a thousand dollars and you get to choose how to spend it it's all up to you he's overjoyed gamestop he's got snapchat amc good choice amazon tesla lucas had created quite the diverse portfolio in the meantime we had to go check with our day trader it looks like we're starting to roll over like off the bat i have literally no idea what you're talking about but i trust you i got sort of an offbeat question for you okay all right what are the chances of death i mean anybody that's ever day traded has died i guess so 100 [Music] 45 that's half your money the stock just erupted to the downside and went to like 12 or something well yeah good luck right literally this monkey he's just been sending me self monkey selfies uh little does he know gamestop is on a hot streak today i think he's up like almost 200 dollars [Music] i actually hear some commotion outside are you guys playing tag out here yeah he's fast regardless of luke is doing anything his stocks continue to rise all right the market closes in seven minutes we're gonna check back in with matt real quick matt what's up hey the market is closing right now are you done we're up uh we're up we're up we're up 243.58 oh my gosh 25 on the day when y'all were last year i took that blackberry trade lost like 15 bucks on it uh-huh whatever then i got into that penny stock trade closed that out for like eight percent gain shorted the market that was a fat like 60 game and then wrote that back you just pulled 250 out of thin air thin air how'd the monkey do while matt took home the w on day one we still had day two day two welcome to day two to increase the stakes we're having everyone pull out of their investments move all their money into crypto we also decided to double the winner's money and the two losers are going to get absolutely mercilessly pied in the face it's uh 9 a.m right now so matt decided to sleep in personally i feel like matt's getting a little bit comfortable with his earnings i hope he loses everything in crypto today i'm opening the door matt where did he go he's literally he's right matt what are you doing i guess i'm just confused you know how did you get in my room today's all cryptocurrency we're doing bitcoin dogecoin everybody in the hotel lobby's talking about dogecoin people are actually making millions of dollars on it right now millions of dollars on the meme what if i told you i hope that you lose everything today we've got bitcoin dogecoin ethereum litecoin coco i would be honored if you would pick bitcoin there's no way he knows what bitcoin is but somehow he's making sound financial decisions right now lucas welcome to day two you know what cryptocurrency is lucas that's okay right here you've got five different options for crypto litecoin bitcoin dogecoin it's hot right now a lot of hype behind dogecoin i'm gonna get some of this dog coin real quick i think i think it's dogecoin it's down 16 percent on the day people are getting wrecked right now okay what am i gonna do i'm gonna buy it sounds like a bad idea buy the dip and let it rip um a thousand dollars okay sounds like a steal i need this to go up if this doesn't i'm i'm screwed i hope you lose all your money in the market i'm gonna be honest with you guys crypto day was an absolute dumpster fire uh bitcoin went up a little bit dogecoin lost everything and in the meantime lucas stole all the rest of my candy and shoved the entire bag into his mouth coco did absolutely nothing actually checked his tick tock he was posting all day and matt left his hotel room to go drown his sorrows at the beach and after this ridiculous two-day process the winner was clear hello hey hey buddy you did a good job you're a genius is he a genius uh well i have some good news and i have some bad news what do you want first uh bad news bad news is i talked to my financial advisor he said it was a bad idea to hire coco the uh the good news is that uh this right here is two thousand dollars and it's yours coco just became a thousand okay you're such a rich little monkey but for every winner there has to be an opposed loser yo what's up hey buddy dudes how are we doing bud how are we doing buddy i did not lose you're like you lost there's no yeah you lost barely lost to a monkey and a six-year-old matt you absolutely killed it in the market your downfall was cryptocurrency dog coin coin yeah i didn't treat you very well uh the good news i'm actually partnered with lolly on this video and we're gonna be giving away you and all of our subscribers a bitcoin it's like forty thousand dollars well this is not a drill 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Length: 9min 48sec (588 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 02 2021