I Hosted A Comedy Show In Minecraft

this is the official Minecraft joke book how do trees get on the internet why is grass so dangerous why do zombies sleep all the time over 200 jokes and puns in this book but are they actually funny what did Steve say to the redstone lamp lighten up please come to my comedy show that's right a comedy show the only way to know if this book is actually funny or not how's everybody doing tonight these are my subscribers and these are my fellow Comedians and whoever gets the most laughs is the winner okay narfy you're up first get out here yeah hey hey everybody how's it going welcome to the show welcome to the show I've got a few uh a few funny uh funny bits for you here why didn't the skeleton go to the prom why he had no buddy to dance with did you hear about the Minecraft movie it's gonna be a blockbuster yikes yikes oh geez it's a it's really warm in my eyes yeah you sweat I'm sweating how you feeling funny what do you think so far oh I am prepping some jokes baby I'm ready for this why did the mushroom make such a good roommate it's a real fun guy how does Steve measure his shoe size in square feet good one do you know where the scariest place is in Minecraft because neither do I [Laughter] what is the official sport of Minecraft boxing this guy you guys like those ones well uh what about this I'll show you comedy why do creepers go to parties uh uh why because they have a blast okay I like this guy that guy was a lot funnier than you that was good I like that what do you call it when a witch makes something uh what witchcraft oh God okay security get this guy out of here please all right Fundy now it's your turn Z I literally could have prepped genuine things if you told me 10 minutes in advance of what we were going to do oh yeah I forgot to tell him to prepare jokes for this so do you know what you're gonna do yeah I gotta really I got a really good plan see I have the papers right here let me show you oh my God wait ah I lost all my breath okay you're gonna do great trust me now get out there and make some laughs all right everybody Welcome Fundy to the stage yes me how about how about some good old one-liners huh yeah all right here here we go here we go what do you call a creeper with a bomb in his hands what it doesn't matter he'll be blown to smithereens did you hear about the player who thought the creeper was giving out free hugs no uh no no he went kaboom oh brother thanks a blaze swooped in with his Fireballs blazing some cows nearby were grazing The Blaze was caught in a trap hemo surely did snap and the explosion was quite amazing wow you're bombing dude I don't know man you're so funny hang on hang on hang on hang on what's the skeleton's favorite meal spare ribs that's good oh man really I can I can do it I can do I can do it I can do it I can do it I can do it I can do that okay okay okay here we go did you hear about the noob who spent the first few minutes of Nightfall running around without any weapons it wasn't long before she was destroyed absolutely bombed on stage but narfy actually did all right that means that I'll have to blow the roof off this place if I want to become the king of comedy how's everybody enjoying the show tonight I can't do this man I just I don't know I can't do this there's no way you can do any worse than I did that's true I guess you're not wrong um what was that that's right the joke book as long as I have this I'll be fine I just need to be confident how do trees get on the internet they log on you like that one huh all right how about another one how about another one all right where should you hide during a zombie attack the living room joke after joke my laugh meter was climbing it's the Minecraft joke book actually funny page number 14. what is redstone ore used for rowing a redstone boat page number 12. why did Alex sit on the clock she wanted to be on time that's good what what did Alex do when she was hungry she went back for seconds it turns out this book is comedy gold but despite that something magical happened I started going off page all right let's talk about dirt blocks for a second they're like the duct tape of Minecraft okay you need to build a bridge dirt blocks yeah you need to build a tower there are blocks yeah that's true that's true what's the deal with chickens Fundy why do they draw feathers did they swallow a pillow or something have you ever played Minecraft with a group of friends and tried to build a house yeah it's like a dysfunctional construction crew trying to build the world's best ugliest house right I'm just saying like if you want to ruin friendships just play Monopoly that's all you gotta do [Laughter] I got one last joke guys my laugh meter was inching closer and closer to Victory but I wanted to end this thing with a bang the joke to end all jokes page 19. where do you take a sick horse I don't know where do you take it the horse fiddle [Applause] [Music] anymore [Music] oh my God what

Channel: SystemZee

Views: 96,418

Keywords: minecraft

Id: 3WcPG8aAXmA

Length: 8min 3sec (483 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 15 2023