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this is sort of like wacka we click on a slime they explode more pop up somewhere else we also click on them we're just exploding slimes when we want to explode slimes even better we can upgrade our click damage now we're doing two damage per click which is more than enough to destroy them they do migrate around the screen a little bit luckily so there's our cursor in fact I think they actually follow my cursor around we're also getting a bigger slime now who's going to require a few extra place he's probably mad that we're murdering his children and I couldn't blame him but he's now dead and we're going to go back to murdering the baby they're getting a little bit resistant to damage though so we're going to get a little bit more of that we've doubled our damage again to four four damage for these stupid slimes we're still not one-shotting them so we're still going to need more let's buy another two levels of that six damage then we're going to spend money on what something called bonus juice I don't know what it is but we need lots of it that might be that bar at the bottom the more we kill slimes the more we take their goo and their goo is what we use for upgrades so I guess the more bonus goo we have the better Mama slime we are killing the children and Mama Mama slime is also going to die that was satisfying for all the wrong reasons now click damage is going up to 10 uh we also uh basic cursor for 500 so now we have like a sharp cursor that does extra damage 11 damage you're starting to spawn with eyes now they're revolving to get stronger to try and defeat us unfortunately for them I've got way too much time on my hands as much time as they have to evolve I've got time to click and upgrade some crit Chan sounds fun every level of this is a 2% crit chance I think I already saw when it comes up in yellow text yellow crit for 13 damage slime frenzy they're all piling in they just want to die I could just sit here in the middle and click and they were slowly Shuffle in toward me but I like to hunt them down okay crit Chance is going up to a solid 10% so 1 in 10 is a critical hit we also have a new critical click every 15th click is a guaranteed crit yeah why not it's a new thing so we're just going to have to go ahead and try it out crit damage should also go up at this point since you're doing guaranteed crits so if the blue ones are like the baby slimes the green ones must be like the toddlers okay then we're going to get our click damage up again we're just going to click on that until we run out so we're up to 21 click damage that's a little better now they feel like they're exploding on impact so 23 for regular hit 28 for a crit now so the crits are definitely getting up and ahead of our damage we do so also have a green cursor increase base click damage by 40% that's probably actually worth it now cuz that's 31 and 39 on a crit then we're saving up $25,000 for a friendly cursor adds a friendly cursor okay uh I don't know if that this does extra clicking for me or what it does yeah okay it just randomly attacks slime frenzy okay for that we're going to get more bonus juice my friendly cursor is actually kind of distracting me cuz I keep thinking it's me and I click in the wrong spot you can't put more than one of anything on the screen or otherwise I just get hopelessly lost there's a new cursor slimes drop 10% more juice I don't need that if I want more juice I can just juice myself up here and we do want a lot more juice that's going to get us the big upgrades cuz we're not one-shotting slimes and I'm actually really sad about that but $3,400 means we could buy a lot of extra crit chant that's uh basically doubled it overd doubled it we now have about a 1 in five crit chance eventually this whole family of slimes will be dead we've unlocked another cursor critical strikes have a 5% chance to Critical Strike so there's like a a critical Critical Strike but considering uh we're doing plenty of damage already that's not going to be necessary look at how dramatic these ones are when they get murdered they just explode into a ballao okay crit damage is also going to go way up cuz it's still pretty cheap so now the crits are up to 48 damage so they're 50% more than our base damage wait can we add more friendly cursors we can we could do like a mega click with different uh cursors which is good cuz we got a slime fenzy going on the friendly cursors will murder everyone we're also going to reduce the cost of everything we're doing by uh I think that was 10% in total our friendly cursor attack speed is dropped from uh once every 5 Seconds to once every 4.3 seconds so that's almost a 15% increase they're helpful and all but they're not that helpful if I get them attacking very quickly that might be better we're also going to increase our damage we have $4,500 to spend so we got a big increase to their damage okay we're going to make things another 10% cheaper from there that just means more upgrades for us then we can squeeze in more click damage for sure that's going to take us from I think 22 to 27 which means crits are 61 they're well on the way to Triple digits then we're going to juice ourselves up from level 20 all the way to 29 that's going to be a lot more juice for us and since friendly curs is only 2,400 2,700 we've got a lot more we might just be able to make an army of friendly curses that do all the dirty work for us we are getting richer and richer as we go we've already made almost another $10,000 like in an instant so that just means more damage for us there's a combo clicker every fourth click increases damage by 125% isn't that the same as like a guaranteed crit or does that just keep stacking honestly I'm just going to stick to my good old fashioned extra click damage clicker uh that seems to work best that's most consistent but we're going to add another friendly cursor uh we're going to add two of those or actually going to add three of those look at them all now so let's also increase their damage quite a bit that added lots to damage to them they're doing 44 themselves and AR crits are up to 94 damage is actually getting pretty big pretty quickly so very shortly we're going to increase their attack speed too by quite a bit so they'll be non-stop firing so R spent another $10,000 on their attack speed again that's going to take it from 3.6 to 3.1 we got our first big slime real big slime this is only going to take a few clicks to get through probably because we got yep tons of damage already I zoned out for a minute we made $330,000 so let's buy more friendly attack cursors whatever they're called now we got that many of them and they're attacking very quickly in fact we're going to get their damage a big increase so already they're doing a lot of work themselves they're attacking for 62 that's actually more than my own cursor is clicking for so we're going to have to increase my own damage a little bit now we're doing 64 and crits are 105 we into the triple digit for crit damage for $40,000 we can get our friendly cursors can also do crit damage that would actually be a big one for 40,000 it's got to be worth it expensive things are always worth it especially when it comes to murdering slime babies and if we get enough with the friendly cursors they will actually attack faster than I can click or potentially even auto click we are getting into yellow slimes though and everyone knows these are serious I've spent the 40,000 on upgrading our friendly cursors to do crit damage as we get a giant slime up here in the corner we're just going to go ahead and click the life out of him and for another 13,000 the cursor attack speed is going from uh 3.1 per attack to 2.7 so they're at almost double their initial attack speed but while we're at it we might need another two of those the more the merer that way there's just always something attacking something I'm not clicking right now if that's all helpers I really think I could just make them so powerful they carry me through we're going to increase uh cursor damage a little bit more or friendy damage so we're still hitting for 105 on a crit but my helpers there they're hitting for 70 on regular hits uh when you see a crit we'll see exactly where they're at but I assume it's the same kind of ratio we still need more of them and they need a lot more damage cuz the slimes are piling up and I don't want to see slimes I want to see popping slimes just purchased another three friendly cursors that's going to be lots of extra numbers to help us then we're going to increase their attack speed once again and once again and once again so they're really going quickly now we're destroying the mama slime again and our helpers are definitely going to need some extra damage so that took us from 70 to 78 which is a 10% increase then we're reduced for our own damage so we're going to spend all of our money on that we're up to 49 base damage plus wherever our bonus is coming from so we're up to 73 crit are 130ish I just realized my crit chance the upgrades for that are very cheap still so I'm going to spend a lot of money upgrading that we went from about a 22 to a 50% crit chance there are caps but if I've got a 50% crit chance I think my helpers also do and if they're doing crits that often that would be great the mama slim showed up once again to try and defend her children we popped her as well we unlock some new curses we can buy every fifth click is a guaranteed Critical Strike well one and two right now is a guaranteed crit so we don't really need that blue cursor is interesting base click damage increased by 75% but we can just take ourselves like 75% higher probably now we're at 49 if we spend our $30,000 well we did add quite a bit not 75% but still plenty I've also just spent $20,000 on crit damage uh give it a few extra thousands while we're at it we're at 184% crit damage so crits are 156 and that's 1 and two clicks I guess if we want the biggest of damage we would have critical strikes have a 5% chance to Critical Strike that seems dumb but considering how many critical strikes we're doing we should be able to get double crits so 1 in 20 crits and we have a 1 in two so one and 40 should be a double crit so we'll try and keep our eye out for a real big number uh in the oh there it was 286 that's not big enough to waste our time with oh these uh I thought I picked one at a time I think you just unlock these and they just sort of apply to everything going on didn't really realize that before so now we're getting all the effects I thought it was a little bit odd the way that worked so now we're well into the 100s for both regular and critical hits there was a 429 double crit and now every fifth click is guaranteed to be a crit so yeah that's going to mean even more crits even though we're already get a 50% chance 25 coming up on $30,000 we're making it so quickly now so we're going to increase our friends attack speed they're going from an attack every 2.1 to every 1.7 seconds even that's a huge upgrade and on top of that we're going to add more damage we got $30,000 to spend it'll take up from 78 to 86 also our bonus juices has fallen way behind we're going to pick a lot more of that so we can get a lot more juice you can never have too much bonus juice in your life the slimes do keep spawning as fast as we're murdering them but that's very satisfying in itself they're sending me another slime frenzy but that's okay that just means more of them to kill very very very quickly I think this is the first time we're about to hit $50,000 so maybe there's some kind of achievement and when there's not that's okay we're going to add a few friendly cursors there's three more of them there's the kind of upgrade we're looking for for $100,000 friendly cursor gains 10% damage for every friendly cursor owned so they're all going to get 10% damage from each other and I can't count that high but that's got to be a lot of damage so they're currently hitting for 86 damage 114 on a crit then once I buy this that damage is going to go way up 246 10 something yeah they're doing tons of damage I may not have to do any clicking anymore and then every time we add a friendly cursor we add a lot of damage plus just more attack speed cuz there's more of these guys yeah they're really doing this on their own at this point and that's just fine by me they're even going to fight a boss for me no I'm just kidding I can't help but click on the boss myself it pops in 2 seconds anyway $60,000 to spend let's increase their attack speed from Attack every 1.7 to attack every 1.1 seconds oh that actually maxed out their attack speed so they cannot go any faster the only way they can is simply by adding more of them that way they attack more often and that seems to be working pretty well we're going to assist them with some cooking just because I can't help myself but they can actually take care of this all on their own okay we maxed out friendly cursors as well so we can't actually buy any more of those luckily they're doing tons of damage all by themsel they can take care of this boss gain one friendly cursor for each 5 minutes in game that's superpower cuz I could to spend the next 4 years doing this it's only been 25 minutes it felt like much longer I was kind of lost in the Slime murder but that's super easy $200,000 and I'm going to have five extra cursor slimes that's going to add more damage to each one and attack speed $200,000 took like a minute to save up surprised it took that long timeless now we get next to five look at them all cursors so the longer we wait now the more damage we're going to do just inevitably but we're also going to force some extra damage into them they're going to go from 86 to 92 there's another Mama slime so I'm actually going to let my our cursor friends take care of that one I feel like they'll be able to do it pretty quick considering there's a lot of big damage readouts going on you know what they're still a little bit slow for my likey when it comes to the bosses we're also getting purple slimes purple slimes are definitely a Little Bit Stronger they take a few good clicks to eradicate so we're going to add uh damage for our friends they're up to 106 base damage that's actually almost double our own damage so we're going to start working on that as soon as we save up just a little money okay here's a purple Mama slime it's the biggest one we've seen yet so we're definitely going to click the life out of that thought it would be tougher speaking of which we're going to spend $110,000 on our own damage that goes from 57 all the way up to 70 damage and we can increase our base click damage by 150% so now when we click uh 260 on a base hit I forgot also we can make everything cheaper so I probably should have been clicking on that a while ago all costs are 50% cheaper we got a purple slime frenzy that means there's lots to kill but lots of juice to have speaking of which we're going to upgrade our juice capacity or juice intake that went up a lot so we're at 234 intake and I feel like that's got to max out before very much longer 240% juice intake but we'll get all the stronger faster and you know what we're not one-shotting slimes ourselves so we're going to go from I think 69 to 79 damage so with all of our quits and multiplier yeah we're doing 300 base damage 400 base damage I did see a red hit for 997 so a double crit is 997 we'll be into a thousands before you know it and we're going to tip ourselves in there now $130,000 to spend anyway so there we go we'll see you double crit soon for over a, oh we can also get the orange cursor increase base click damage by 300% sure so yeah there's just regular crits for over 1,000 now so a double crit will be over 2,000 there's a big mama slime and we like two shoted it so that feels pretty good we also cross the 30 minute Mark so we have six extra cursor friends because of that uh speaking of which we're going to bring up their damage we have a quarter of a million dollars so their damage is going up to oh it keeps going I thought it cap out at level 50 they're at 130 base damage crit damage is also still really cheap 2,400 per upgrade so we're going to take it from 184% way up to 220 and that's its Max the M slam has showed up again we'll see some big numbers well it died in three hits upgrades are getting really expensive now so I think the best one to upgrade for now is going to be our juice intake but we're going to buy like three of those for 100 grand and we're officially millionaires I wanted to save up a million dollars to see what would happen and I was disappointed to find nothing but I guess we can upgrade our damage probably lot for million dollars that will take us from 91 all the way up to well 100 but that did unlock a cursor increase click damage by 600% for the dark cursor so the million dollars did buy us some nice upgrades I guess in the end we're doing $3,000 on a regular crit a super crit should be double that okay here's a slime frenzy this would be a great chance there it was I think that was 6,000 and we've already accidentally saved up another $600,000 so we're going to do cursor damage for our friends they're all the way up to 152 now so they're hitting really really really hard luckily at this point I can let the auto clicker take over I can just sit back and relax and watch your slimes walk into the damage it turns away the game like this you're better off to seek out the slimes and kill them rather than waiting for them to come to you they're very slow but that's nothing a little bonus juice w't pick we have $1.2 million to go from uh level 8090 to level 100 so all my upgrades are maxed out with the exception of cursor damage and that's going to be next half a million dollars is definitely going to get me a few levels of that that took me from 152 to 162 I just spent another 1.5 million on our friend's damage and it's still not maxed out so we're going to spend another 800,000 we're at level 84 and obviously still not maxed out but as we hit level 75 we get the notification to fight the boss which I think we will we do so much damage that I don't think this is going to be a problem uh he does actually have a lot of Health I didn't realize his health bar in the bottom he's got over a million to begin with and we just got to kill his babies enough times once we actually get our damage directly on him it goes easy this part gets slow when he just got to attack his little friends our cursor friends actually do a lot to him too like we're rapid fire attack him with all sorts of things and it turns out an auto clicker is the fastest way to kill him we melt him that way and now he's going to explode okay so that's it we can actually still pop them in the background but it's not quite the same knowing we can't get upgraded [Music] anymore
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Published: Sun Oct 15 2023
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