All right. We're checking out the only game where the most dangerous thing
you can do is try to have fun. It's GTA. Welcome to the waterpark of pain. You have no idea
how stupid this is going to get. Wanna see something horrifying and,
yay, gotta start off somewhere. Oh yeah.
This is actually working incredibly well. I didn't think that I would slide,
but, hey, [laughs] I thought I would make it through the end. I checked my-my thunder. Did he actually go inside the tube? I think I may have-I think
I may have gotten a hole in one. Also, there's a UFO, so yeah. Uh, there's an entire custom water. Well, it's a lot of water slides. And the plan here is to basically get from the top of space
all the way down to a tiny, like three by three
jacuzzi while not dying. Yeah. See that horror right there. Yeah, that's coming. I think I may have just
killed your-your twin. I love it. Welcome to deadliest water slides. Don't take the name literally. Now, before you do anything, you have to complete
the very first challenge, which is to make it to the end
of this without getting mega yielded off and wait for it. Wait for it. Checkpoint. Okay. So doing that checkpoint
brings you to the secondary water slide where you're supposed to get into the tube, except the guy basically stole it from me. Yay, oh, that's perfect. Boom. And we end up here. Now, you'll notice
that they have prepared for me, the absolutely most perfect [?]
still plays colored vehicle. This looks like-looks
like-looks like I have power wheels that I would buy
for my nine-year-old cousin. Wanna make sure to put
your helmet on for this. Now all you have to do is just
take this down. Sorry.
Just gotta take this down the stairs. Excuse me. Why are there so many people on the stairs? I love how just like to get
from point a to point B. I end up murdering like five
different people, right? Maybe six now. Actually, I think she was fine. And what did I say? You like my games? Can I touch? Witnessing a crime? Hold on. I need to stop this from occurring. Yay. You're welcome, man. Actually, I'm just kidding. There you go. Now you're welcome. All right, anyway, checkpoint. All right now through here through the-- Oh my God. They had to put a little blender in here. Eh, I love that my front of my vehicle
has a brand new paint job if you notice. Not yet, not yet,
not yet, not yet, not yet. Now I just noticed too the license plate
that they put on this thing says moist. I just listen. I had to see what would happen. Okay. All right. Through the tunnel, come out at the pool. Get enough speed. There we are. Now, luckily, once you've lubed
up the tires with enough people, this thing can actually change
into a watercraft and here we go. All you gotta do now is follow
the arrows to the next segment of pain. Oh, you. I'm scared. Ready? Oh, I missed him.
Oh, I missed the thing too. All right. Clearly, I underestimated just
how much speed you need and pull back. Man. All right. Third time's a charm. That's gotta be a checkpoint. Nice. What is this? What is this mutated woo ride? It's giving my eyes cancer. Oh, this is gonna make me uninstall. You're gonna make me bring
out the controller, aren't you? Go, moist mobile. Okay. Oh yeah. Oh-oh, never mind. Okay, I'm not gonna lie, there's a lot
harder than I previously anticipated. You gotta stay at the top edge,
top edge right there. Okay, knock. Please, please. How are you supposed to do this? Make the bed spiral style. Oh my God. [laughs] My vehicle. I swear this is possible, right. Like the person who made this wouldn't
have just made it so that I-- I was gonna say wouldn't have just made it so that I would never have any chance. Okay-okay. All right. I know why this is called moist. Ah, no-no. It's because the entire course
is covered with the vomit of the people who try to do this before me. Nope. Uh, I'm gonna try and forget
that I just broke physics somehow. Couldn't have made this a little easier.
Huh? Not-not something you could have done. Huh? Okay-okay-okay-okay. You just gotta feather it. You just gotta feather it. There it is. This is happening. Yes, yes. Yes,
my eyes don't have to be in pain anymore. Checkpoint, okay, so what is this? I have-
I have like a wall or another wall. I don't get it, I guess I'll-
I guess I'll choose this one. Or not, I'm pretty sure
they put a gun on this thing for all the flesh-eating deer
that are around this place. I'm fine. Okay, so all right then you go through this wall
I'm assuming there we are. That was probably a lot easier
than giving myself brain damage. The sad part is from what I understand
all this is basically an introduction. It's kind of like, uh,
like getting you warmed up for the-- What? Checkpoint? Okay, so now I have to choose left
or right I mean what's on the right? Looks fine, yay. So what happens if you choose wrong? All right I guess-- What? What happened? The water here is really
violent I was gonna say this must be like some Floridian water. Okay, so right then right again,
and then it's gotta be left, it's gotta be,
it wouldn't be right three times, okay. And then right? Don't eat me, don't-- No, I can fly
I'm going to land in that pool 100% ow. I was so close,
I can taste this guy's grass. Sir, your grass is delicious. Okay, right, right, left. Left, don't touch the violent water,
uh, left. I'm just gonna hope for the best. No, just suffer. Ow, don't mind me, I'm just fertilizing
the grass with my blood. Right, and then right, and yeah. Okay, we're up really high
because that was a plane, I love the taste
of the skybox in the morning. Oh, God, this is bad because I lost all the blood
off the front of my TV, okay, so, three-quarter pipe, right? Oh, oh God, I'm screwed. Okay, I know what you have to do now, so there's a whole wait for it right now. And you land it, okay, and another hole. Perfect, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got the pattern down. This is fine, this is less fine. This is very painful actually. This is a very sheer surface. Oh, God, do you hear that? I'm pretty sure a plane just
hit the three-quarter pipe. Anyway, and jump and land it. It's actually quite cathartic. Yeah, there's planes coming
in like really hot on this thing. Right, how many are there? Oh, you don't even need to boost here,
this is nothing. Bam, perfect. And, final. Enter the parking garage, checkpoint. Whoa, oh, ouch. Why did there have to be wind
turbines in the middle of the road? This is just like a transitional area,
there's no reason for this. This is actually part of the-- Hold on, that truck's about to get wrecked. Whoo-hoo. [laughs] At least I'm not the only person
being murdered by these boards. All right, anyway,
through the first wind turbine. Second, third. Hold on, before we finish. [laughs] I knew that if I got in the way,
he would stop. Perfect, I need at least 100 fatalities
just to get to the next checkpoint. Yeah, go ahead big goods. Yeah, you're fine, you're fine,
try it again, try it again, it's gonna work this time, for real, watch. Bam, ah, whoever-- Ah, ah, saved it. I was gonna say whoever made this,
this is just the evil, checkpoint. The road is closed. Uh, does it want me to just
like jump to my death? Oh, there is look,
there's an arrow all the way down there. [laughs] Okay, so this is where I just have to trust
the-the board creator right? If you're lying to me and where do you-- Okay, oh-oh, there's a target. You have to skydive
onto the tiny little target and it's like off to the-
like the front over here. Yes, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Uh. Come on. Nice and smooth. Nice and smooth and I'm dead. Oh, I landed it. So does this count? If I jump from here, does this still count? I guess not. Urh. From the top rope. Okay. I-- Oh, I'm riding the wind. I-- All right,
the wind-the wind is riding me. Oh, it's working. No. Yes. [chuckles] Got it. Uh, okay. Where do I-- Is this like a thing
where I just have to jump and hope
that I'm going the right direction? I'm sure it's fine. Oh, it's a lot less fine now. I'm going to get tetanus
from this and yeet. Beautiful. What happened-- [screams] I love how my body forgot
how to fall halfway through. Okay, jump. There. That looks better. Uh, okay. All right. Okay,
I'm not so much sliding as I am just-- Look at this. You realize it's not a waterslide
if there's no water. All that's happening
is it's just using my flesh. Ow. Is it like a target that I'm going toward? Oh, there is. There's a pool. Oh, yes.
This is a much more controlled slide. I mean, I'm still losing a lot of my skin, but that's why I'm wearing the bodysuit. I think you have to get into the pool.
[chuckles] Well,
first you have to not shoot out the side. This is-- I have very very good control
over my body when I'm basically That's perfect. Yes. Got it and the fireworks means
we have a winner and a butt-- That lady just checked
me and broke my spine. Anyway, folks,
hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA. Until next time, stay foxy and much love.
