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I want to roll to attack we wrote a natural one for this minecraft video I had the terrible idea to make one of our friends God and give them a die that whenever you roll it it does one of a hundred random different things so this is going to go very bad we did it the evil is defeated yeah come on guys let's make a house and make a house dude it's so clear - you're a woman oh hey what's going on over here it has wasn't even scary this is baby yeah this is baby this is funky this is big this is so baby this is so this is what the [ __ ] no one wears the pants in this house holds - the pants are wearing them sell own pants how I know but they left out their fly why are we flying I can remove this problem what is that at first you must build me a throne okay pants excuse I for one I for one I'm not building you anything I'm gonna build a nice what did he roll this time I guess we'll find out after this special announcement [Music] so yeah I'm the u2's that's right the first official slime cycle collectible is coming out on January 31st I've been working with u2's over the past few months to design the figure the packaging everything about it and I'm very very excited to say that it's coming out really really soon you can purchase me at youtube-dot-com for $29.99 i ship worldwide for free I'm going to blow on you that's not that cheap I am of the Atma I am I am very high quality I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you it's got the gamer shirt it's got the slimes tickle it's got the and for whatever reason you're worried you can't snag one of these little snots I'm giving away three signed ones just click the giveaway link down below check out u2's on all its social media and maximize your chance for slime time anyway I wonder what he roll it's like some sort of shitty game of snake I'm pants so how about that shrine haha yes because he's the pants did you just pee your pants my balls with the [ __ ] I will leave you now to build your home for now thank you nice god wait so a pair of pants just asked us to build it a throne so we built it more pants to sit on I what happened here who's it it was a deadly gang attack oh I'm it all right here I come I'm gonna get you better not get caught here I go ahh do you understand how tag works how do you uh how do you propose in Minecraft shut the [ __ ] up oh here it's like this Oh listening okay from now on you almost refer to me as God King Narwhal and if you slip up once will be the end for you okay okay mr. god queen are we yeah that's not even funny our abode built it under your name yeah come in everybody come in everyone come in he's a little he's a [ __ ] he's a [ __ ] is what he is he's right behind me isn't he I got the cage over [ __ ] eat the food let his feel that let his blood and flesh enter you don't hurt me please hire a cookie you like cookie that's might this man please don't do that I will smite you at cookie open like toast it's a lactose-free cookie it's just a long wait guys guys call it off Karl gris-gris gris-gris okay okay okay Chris I'm giving you one last chance unless you unless you want us to suffer if you can hear me around the table did you just offer god drive [Music] yourself could you I will not leave the house God king Narmer i will not disobey wait we're gonna bust you out bye-bye our house is now just covered in water but you know what it's not covered by insurance we gotta move I've acquired loot oh wait Grizzlies acquired loot now - no no no I haven't I'm checking to see if there's any water damage Oh No try to the singularity Narwhal Hey hey grace if you really if you really what were the blocks again oh not those oh my god guys diamonds we're gonna be rich I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait oh who got it chose you get it we're gonna be rich daddy means we're good a god-king Narwhal was just accepting this beautiful bounty laid out for us a snow storm rolled snowstorm looks like there's no way out looks like there's [Music] [Music] God look behind us actually doubt your game will crash the halls with halls are filled with flowers will protect us if you put down a flower then the snow can't land why don't your new home they saw it chaotic enough around here can you give us like a dice rolling damn sadist I like a play date or something so I'll call you my bats will come over to your house okay I think I think I had a couple drowned back there so I hope they didn't get too friendly or anything but oh jeez that's I got a call of the CP but oh trying to drive going insane I'm going insane I'm going batty sue I have any bat suicide bat I mean suicide before he comes any children okay what do you use aha to play baseball Abed anyway guys so what do you what do you used to play baseball bat evil cow Oh guys guys I think they got beef I don't want to survive go back to your original home [Music] don't survive this is die I believe you have the mixed up honey roll I got a spoon I don't need a spoon I need a straw I need your strongest potions in the Norse you cannot handle my potions traveler potion Scylla your strongest potions traveling oh god I saw a [ __ ] mining fatigue yeah I want I need one volunteer I volunteer good Charlie I want you to sit right here okay I'm gonna stand right in here for the magic trick now you are stuck oh no three dumb forces no what are you what are you doing I thought we could all just unwind have some fun together like good old time to just play some D and E look I love you so on comedy and I'll be the DM uh so alright there's a hundred wolves one hundred what are you doing wolves no I'm just kidding I'm just messing with you guys okay there's not really a hundred years can you can we just close our eyes for a second and like really really visual I'm laughing about how silly go ahead it's snowing I can't hear anything the tables are buggin oh I get a natural 20 in my next role this is [ __ ] you all begin in a tavern mighty group of adventurers why why is there cocaine on the D&D table DND really is blowing up I want to roll to attack well you wrote a natural one what the MDM can we get weapons please the party goes into their home I can't stop okay party party into their home night time it is time to the party it's my dream eat this on fire in my dream and someone please get the painting now please turn on the fan the party goes this way please have brekkie yeah absolutely I think I've got some be cooking wait there's a chest in the original house oh there is there's let's go okay okay we got a five stop it one of you are a traitor Chris Chris come down from there I know it's not no you're not the traitor are you there's a chested here vibes [ __ ] presents oh then you're Bisley my god haha you got you on the naughty list oh this is awesome this is good I'll give you whatever you want man bro put it down bro put it down give me XP oh okay whoa what we got to get out of the open let's hop inside the house let's hop inside the house yes which house with our party finding their new equipment their new armor their new weapons they feel powerful they feel ready to take on the world as they turn around heading from behind busily that direction to conquer the world on a mighty quest yeah we're going to conquer the road a mighty quest it exactly this duration Oh guys if one of us dies everyone dies Oh Oh Connie that scared me so bad when you started flying dude because if anything happens to you we are all screwed seriously if anything the trees the trees guys no and I cuz it's a shame slime sickle died on no no proof as you spawn everybody fist fight slime sick no guys you never see him get surprised guys wait a minute but if I die the prize was death there once was a party a party of five in 60 seconds they will die no no no space for one more I'll sacrifice myself for you where's the bed where's bed just I've seen better days [Music] [Applause] I'm gay I get it that's a funny one don't get it sleep on it sorry dude this only said it was raining yes you're off the fix Len I'm not a big fan of a of heavy rain they actually they call go around here haha I'm alive I'm alive again I feel like a weight has been lifted I'm gonna take the end of a day he'll talk me through okay fine go poof is Lee I just want to let you know that you were to set you're worth so much to me you're such you're just such a valuable friend now let me encase you in gold and sell you for money that's a puffer fish that's a carrot okay come on fire Connie they will like instinctively find their way back to the ocean that's how it works we've saved so many lives today boys let's all just stand together and shoot it straight up in the air whoever moves as a [ __ ] here it comes oh you shot me in the head okay we're safe we're safe we're safe were safe guys you won't see if it's coming straight down oh [ __ ] you're ascending [Music] it's a torch we gotta follow it wait I trust the light I knew the light wouldn't lead us well I guess there's only one thing to do what's that oh this is Lee basically I got the beat I got to be right here it's okay I don't gotta eat me sweetheart we got food like you don't gotta do guys in this high road and I'm home to me yeah my meat is telling me that we need to go race you gotta get me out of here this guy's [ __ ] crazy it's [ __ ] me dude something do you say that wasn't me it wasn't me see ya nice to meet you okay yes yeah bless guys stand back guys stance with the power of his mate Chris what what happened back there what happened yeah I saw things why you guys getting some close to me what is it that's what I smell after our brave adventurers finished their their quest through the mines only one comes out only one prevails and survives oh I got a gift for one of you sorry Jim can I have fight dogs go save your friends Oh are given a weapon thank you a way to defend them so stop the adventuring party ready for combat all right gang ready to go it's not gonna be like last time we're stronger or the time before that or the also the time before that they know if they defeat this final boss they truly can get the greatest equipment that the world has ever seen yeah yeah what'd you say student loans yeah can you pay off my student eat my bats wither we did it we say we saved the world our brave heroes have defeated the wither and by turn have become champions here is your reward bone oh I don't get I don't like this reward this reward sucks I don't get it [ __ ] be 100 I'm in a box I'll do anything I'll mcquoddy I haven't tried all the bubble tea flavors yet hey weenie don't do that I left my I left my by boba out the other day what it was it was green tea flavored and when I got back it wasn't there but you were did you drink it did you drink it I drink it you drink lame I admit my sins I dream you admit your sins that you take your boba Oh what is this where were we potato here's this is just where we have to live now because we can never ever go back down we didn't take far enough I'm still alive Oh Oh Connie you can copy you can stop them Connie you don't have to dig down anyone [Applause] finally a good role yes yeah here we go my powerful warriors my champions you have one test one final resolve to prove your worth as adventures you must offend your Island anybody know guys heated me into the end Oh No there's another dragon before the drug wears the Dragons leaving where'd he go we're good there we go who sells the dragon coward we've unleashed his writhing form upon our world all right is saved Bisley yeah go check on condi yeah go check on condi all right got it what what let's see what the dai says this time maybe another wither dude he stays your weak old man you're weak things are about to get real dicey for you I was just playing my role what will happen next I guess we'll just have to roll with it listen to the dungeon master you are now able you can only speak like a your you are I had one trick still of my sleeve you fool that's a man hey guys thanks so much for watching and if you enjoyed that you'd probably also enjoy our DMD podcast just roll with it I've got there's a poster over there even if you're not that into Dungeons & Dragons still give it a listen cuz it is still really entertaining and you could also change your ride and find something new you like we all pour a lot into the show and if you're looking for a story or just something new to listen to go check it out I'll leave some links down below but let's just roll with it

Channel: Slimecicle

Views: 6,129,120

Keywords: Slimecicle, minecraft but dice, minecraft D&D, minecraft but dice decide if we live or die, minecraft random, minecraft challenge, minecraft survival, minecraft mods, minecraft but, modded minecraft, minecraft lucky, slimecicle minecraft, minecraft but every 5 minutes, minecraft but every 5 minutes there's a natural disaster, gaming, minecraft, minecraft in vr is absolutely traumatizing, funny gaming moments, just roll with it, roll, minecraft roll

Id: dEMLQptCG8M

Length: 26min 52sec (1612 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 25 2020