I decided to try Star Wars: The Old Republic

[Music] you know he's built like like an italian mob boss i will bring the republic to its knees what are you gonna do sit on it i'm trying to name him the burger king of angmar but it won't let me i dub thee borger i can see that being a zabrak name i can't i can't take the suit oh my god wha what am i looking at there's a lot to unpack here give me a second what in the world okay give me two months i am bored tremble before me i was always interested in checking this game out because of the cinematic trailers and here we are finally let my new star wars adventure begin the animations are pretty cool burger strike i will buy a t-shirt and then equip ah there we are the drip begins acolyte i come with a message flirt pretty red skin that's a line i'm gonna start using that pure blood in your veins gives you a very attractive coloring yeah hey get in you must prove that the sith runs strong through your mighty veins what lemrin is mixed blood the invisible rot eating at the foundation of the empire hey do jesus i picked the dark side campaign this is this is my own doing oh how do you do that i want to do that welcome to korriban home world of the sith i am borger an acolyte training to be a sith lord when he walks the very ground shakes i like your pretty white skin that sounds terrible so far the game's been guiding me pretty well i'm not as overwhelmed anymore i kneel before you alter of evil bestow upon me your power what was that noise the camera's kind of weird pokemon let's go [ __ ] [Music] it's hard to explain the combat here uh it's basically just right clicking and then using your abilities on the hot bar there and winning burger what how do you run [ __ ] you dude i'm scanning this guy's bloodline make sure he's pure the sketchy as hell are we evil i'll advise purges an enslavement of those with the thinnest blood jesus christ oh wow you still took all four of us apart why is everyone british now that i have bested you i'd like to tell you about today's sponsor where are you going this video was sponsored by afk arena i will use the ad money to get my car washed there's bird poop all over it now first things first i actually play this game so i'm not just talking out of my ass here look at all my heroes i'm very proud the way it works is pretty simple you pick five heroes from your collection you put them on the field move them around you know put the tanks up front the long range damage dealers in the back and then you just click play and they'll fight for you and just watch the mayhem at its core afk arena is a casual and rewarding experience you see that chest that chest is just always filling up with rewards infinitely forever for the dedicated player there's plenty of content to sink your teeth into and really buff up your heroes this game is free to play and it's always getting updated like with this new summer event and the new hero merlin yes the wizard you know ezios in this game you know there's anime characters here if you're interested or would like to support my channel you can download afk arena for free link is in the description and you can use this bonus code for some very nice in-game rewards are you having trouble with darth vader are you to be my master recite the sith code for me acolyte uh yeah i know the chord sure give me a minute uh well you see there's the dark side um the light side and there you have it i gotta go kill my boss the guy from earlier such as the way of the sith sooner or later you will all fall to borger hey he took the high ground cheating it's over hit him with a burger strike the burger strike i knew you were strong in the force but not like this pathetic soon i shall be the master and none shall stand in my way [Music] okay uh game are you gonna he's just standing there i hate you there is a power sleeping within you yeah it's a lot of chicken nuggets sleeping within me look at all the [ __ ] on my screen what the [ __ ] am i looking at yo i i can run now i burger is sprinting this is next-gen yes i've tried knights of the old republic i hated its combat system sucked this is better by the way everyone this is my companion vet say hello i am the true essence of what it is to be sick not with that haircut dog that is the most useful companion i've ever had in an rpg she just keeps healing me my health has not gone down this whole fight wow nice work thank you i like your pretty blue skin yes at last an elegant weapon [Music] parker's got some moves uh flirt i'm always willing to listen to a beautiful woman yikes that that was creepy yeah she's creeped out your trials are over yes you are now my apprentice darth borger i am your humble servant master i'd bow before you i look forward to betraying serving you my lord and so i leave karaban with a galaxy upon my sights they will know my wrath heyo pilot can you stop by a drive-thru wow bro nice nice speeder eat [ __ ] what am i getting my personal speeder all this running around i'm gonna lose weight the source of my power there's a shuttle service it's not my own vehicle but it's better than walking this has been great so far i'm getting my bearings there's all these interesting worlds to explore and i've barely scratched the surface i feel pretty sure this has end game raids and dungeons and all that stuff honestly i'm just glad to be playing a star wars game again look at this place this is so cool i can i can buy an apartment the dark side has some pretty good real estate deals behold my castle wait a minute motherf burger stronghold it shall be a symbol of my strength and maybe a kfc branch downstairs [Music] oh i knew it i knew i'd lose weight all this running around this is quite immersive the game is free you know if you're a star wars fan you should check this out has instructed me wait can you hear me through this thing i think i'm getting a hang of the combat apparently there are more eyes on us than even i thought it makes me furious instead of whining do something about it hey fellas what you doing just choking a slave huh okay let me just poison the slaves water supply like i said the slaves are animals oh man objectives defeat rebel slave captains vet are we the baddies what the hell what kind of game makes you wait 15 minutes before letting you log in all right we're in gamers light side grows strong what do you mean the light side grows stronger i've been doing so much [ __ ] i gotta go commit atrocities right now okay so my mission is to kill the son of a rival sith lord this is when there was still like a million sith all over the galaxy rule of two says what now where is the target where's the child that's a grown man damn it i thought it would be an infant i had anakin lines prepared i may have lost weight but my power is absolute it's clear we are not your match feels lit run yes no rather child i am to die i die alongside you so dramatic die i'm so tired of running just back and forth and back and forth and back and forth so repetitive at this point you piece of [ __ ] you vapped woody stop fighting the whole planet we have 10 more miles to run i got this side quest here infiltrating a cult dedicated to worshiping darth revan welcome to the order of revan in other words it's the modern star wars community i better get a darth revan helmet at the end of this that one that helmet and he gives me a belt now look at him he's he's mocking me so you have come gross i unlocked a new helmet oh hell no get rid of it get rid of it drip is more important than stats master i've just learned a terrible truth i think chancellor borger is a drip lord a drip lawd stand in my way and you are defying lord barris i've never heard of her lord paris if you're name-dropping you're doing that this game is [ __ ] hilarious she threatens everything i have worked for dude how can you see out of there your duties are likely to take you to the far reaches of the galaxy i will need to deploy you at will unleash me a starship of your own you can't he's giving me a speech my personal hangar best master ever you know what i'm not gonna betray you anymore nah i will ladies and gentlemen we got it i got my sith driver's license i think i'm beginning to understand the upgrade system behold my new drip worthy of the dark side look at this huh interior decorating i'm doing it this is what destiny's missing should be able to have my own apartment and decorate it i guarantee people will grind for hours for a [ __ ] plant these are my bodyguards i don't pay them because i am evil vet we look so fly right now speaking of fly let's go bomb a school or something take a look at that we're going in style now hell yeah nice ship thank you a reward from your cowardly master for killing lord grathan's son excuse me oh that kid yeah i am lord graton's top assassins god i love this game it's when the game's not crying to be funny is when it's funny and there he goes the top assassin he just walks over and so i set out to conquer new worlds that did you put gas in the tank bring cruelty bring rage bring death you didn't say simon says i'm doing it check it out i got a spaceship this is my evil bed my evil couch i see you've landed on narshadow it is i'm afraid the armpit of the galaxy yeah thanks for sending me here bro oh this new place is colorful i like it the two previous planets i've been on were just orange and blue narshadow is controlled by these hots what is going on i love the speeder i'm never running again whoa holy [ __ ] this is awesome oh my god this is the best planet yet colors feel like logan paul i should have bought an apartment here this is going on my sith instagram sits the crap oh girl three points stop what the [ __ ] i want that where do i get that you piece of [ __ ] all this riding around burger's gonna gain weight again burger flurry my work here is done hello you have a flare for dramatic entrances oh it's what i do you know when all this intrigue is over and rathari is a memory maybe we can get to know each other better yes oh hell yes you can have some evil sex i've got a shipment of slaves to send out but i'll be here if you need me you know i don't like it what's going on out there oh [ __ ] my asses burger indeed all the fat went there so far the story is all right you know i'm following start as an acolyte now i'm an apprentice doing chores for master for the most part it's moving from point a to point b and killing things but the combat's fun enough that i don't even notice the tedium anymore the character dialogue choices are fun the best part to me is the open world you know the atmosphere and it's all star wars which is great my goodness what the [ __ ] is going on out there i yield never have i witnessed such raw power today i make you my minion to be called into service when i see fit yes yes my apprentice behold my new mask i'm a darth malgus cosplayer before i leave this place i must eradicate the jedi infestation you were trusted to lead the republic you were deceived you assumed no force could challenge you you were deceived how do i make the camera more cinematic we're just standing here hey everyone now kill her minions damn it damn what the hell the republican throw hands and so i arrive in a new planet to conquer kiss my hut what is going on think i'll stop here stay tuned for the next evil episode where i'll uh start a slave trade i knew it i knew the speeder would bite me in the ass look what it's done to me i'm fat again run burger sweat it out behold today's featured zanclan meme it's my new logo you like it like the video and i'll give you a spare key to burger's apartment [Music] you

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Length: 15min 21sec (921 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 06 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Otiaas]

I think Bioware should invest more in high sub youtubers to increase SWTOR fame and bring more players.

[u/BoldKenobi]

As someone who also recently tried to get a friend into the game, the initial "what the fuck am I looking at" when they opened the game was exactly the same reaction. I had to clean up their UI and tell them to dismiss the flash sale banner everyday. Screen is very cluttered compared to when I started. Conquest popups, "this planet is controlled be X", random keybinds opening up huge UIs and also the corresponding tutorial UI, their inventory overflowing because of CQ rewards that they don't know what to do with.....

BW really should address this sort of thing, instead of the "lets limit abilities" they're doing instead.

[u/GreenBean59]

I came across this video today and searched the sub to see if anyone else posted it but I couldn’t find that it had been. Thought this quality content needed to be shared. There’s also a 2nd video that’s equally as entertaining

[u/Traveling-Star]

UpVote for the Dafoe Sith Lord

[u/troomis]

Fixing this experience for new players will also benefit experienced players. I would like them to clean up the UI and menu system as well, especially getting rid of that obnoxious login drop-down

[u/MelonYT]

i literally joined this sub and started playing this game because of this guy

be4 i just looked at the trailer and compared it to the actual game and just dismissed this masterpiece as a cash grab, little did i know this game is actually very fun