I bought a PS5 just to be bad at Ghost of Tsushima

i wonder what's inside karen does he want to eat my ps5 i'm at a playstation menu what have i become yeah thanks sony i get it caleb please accept it my sweetest friend the ghost of tsushima always hard mode always i'm just a chad like that mongol empire is invading our home we are 80 samurai against an army we'll be fine i've seen we will face death and defend our home is the death part mandatory go break their spirits break their spirits oh what's he gonna do outside us send your finest warrior to face me the disrespect oh oh hey yo wait is that attila from night at the museum what a start to the game let's go charge for the poop it just put me right into the action the game's like hey here are the controls go crazy so it's x and y to attack or square and triangle [ __ ] playstation ah there were too many of them i am a samurai defender of tsushima i can't give up hey hey i'm boromir it's him attila i am kotan a cousin of kublai who grandson of kingus oh i'm dead i'm alive or i'm a ghost is that i don't think that someone worked hard to keep me alive who are you you saved my life i'm yoona hey you know i have a ps5 i still don't know how to flirt this is the most cinematic training flashback i have ever seen look at the leaves look at the leaves i'm having too much fun good lord so this is just a painting that you can play this is their slogan [Music] there's like a guy with a guitar next to me just shredding it the ghost of tsushima which horse do you want so whichever one i pick will be the horse of tsushima i can pick a name for the horsey the game you're missing one though my horse will always be fabio face my blade and die heathens if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine it's the force ghost of tsushima wait wait attack shouldn't have done it the movement is so smooth i love it i'm not a weeb i just play a lot of for honor too much for honor with this blade i shall conquer you i don't i don't know how to do ad transitions anymore this video was sponsored by conquerors blade i will use the ad money to pay my mortgage i'm about to be evicted this is season six of conker's blade the scourge of winter unlike game of thrones winter here takes the entire season this is a free-to-play tactical action game in a medieval setting so i already know some of you are interested i've actually played conqueror's blade before that was a long time ago back when i had a shitty laptop that could barely handle the game it starts with you customizing your warlord and the game offers a wide variety of different classes you can be a broadsword and shield warrior you can use a polax you can go with sword and shield the classic there's a dual blade class nodaci longbow musket if you're american season six of conquerors blade comes with dynamic weather improvements a new campaign and countless more bits of content if you're interested there's a link in the description so you can download the game for free and people who use that link get a free 7 day premium account which gives you a 30 boost all the xp and the coins you earn you'll also receive more vault keys which are the rewards for completing weekly quests conquer your fears with a blade that's not their slogan it should be though damn hard mode is kind of well yeah look at this game and so begins my crippling addiction to the photo mode cause i can't what the [ __ ] boss battle boss battle don't worry uncle i'll save you that's him by the way two souls bound by fate divided by chance meet on the bridge of destiny the moon lights their way the true passage oh jesus christ yep that's me so you're probably wondering how i got into this situation it all started on the day my father died because of course he did then my uncle took me in that's not him that's an old lady [Music] can i just stay here in the flashback it's so pretty i live what is this character two arrows in the back flesh wound thrown off the [ __ ] burj khalifa just but a scratch ah it's the coast of tsushima has that joke been made already i'm pretty late to this game this [ __ ] is beautiful we will save your brother and your uncle and my axe sucker punch presents you know this isn't a cut scene this is me just riding my horse and moving the camera myself that's just how good this game looks [Music] this is just jay bearish but it fits karen is just intently watching the tv absolutely mesmerized do you like it do you like the game karen it looks good right can i just walk around can that be the whole game i don't even want to play those people are in danger right fabio ride fabio my uncle taught me that a samurai masters his emotions okay line it up adjust the aperture lower the iso this is going in the album behold macaroni grass i'll need your brother's help if we're gonna rescue him tucker will forge whatever tool you need as soon as he's free hmm i'll need an ar-15 holy jesus this is a lot in a good way though because this open world game isn't made by ubisoft one more attack i have mastered the combat toyota story can wait a little i want to do this side quest i shall liberate the dojo stealth wait wait wait two souls find themselves at the crossroad of time the gentle breeze betraying the storm in their hearts for on this day the paths they have traveled wait wait wait you win you win you win all right all right patience now gotta break down his guard with those heavies and watch out for those unblockables when his uh weapon glows red like that or with that red dot i gotta dodge because that means i can't parry it come on come on up dodge that breakdown oh oh what yeah i'm focusing now huh come on [ __ ] the perfect perry one more combo and he's dead don't choke it now nope nice roman kick bro come on counter oh jesus okay watch out for the unblockable when i hit him with the heavy dodge called it i have downloaded your moveset one more now one more counter attack gotcha got him get oh got him two souls [Music] mask up [ __ ] it mask on speaking of masks this mask shall protect the nose of tsushima was this a hot spring ow not the toes of tsushima reflect on father i'll never forget the day he was killed reflect on favorite food when the mongols are gone i'm going to stuff myself with china pairs i'll have some mcnuggets bro ah the post of tsushima this might be the prettiest game i've ever played i like it better than red dead the three point saber combo it's still here i still haven't gotten hit they haven't touched me yet [ __ ] oh i jinxed myself i just had to do it it's your fault oh [ __ ] you i'm only ending your suffering because i get something out of it i want to kiss this game is it just me [Music] this is my workplace environment ps5 xbox series x puppy puppy this is like that scene in lion king scar brother help me mirror you're cute you have to fall there you go mira come on hello miro don't ignore me father why is it only mirror commercial breaks now what about me he says well it's because you got your own shirt karen magnifique continuing the story we're off to rescue eunice brother i'm hidden in the cart they'll never know what hit himself [Music] there he is tucker oh that could easy that was bad taka what did they do to you he looks fine to me good job team flawless mission but as a man of honor i must return and rescue the other prisoners did it mission accomplished two souls clash blades under the moonlit sky in this fateful night hit me go on uh-uh uh-uh i'm just washing you bro maybe if you got rid of that yee-s armor you'd get some hits in this this is the roast of tsushima oh my god it's the dose of tsushima i'm gonna stop this is just fantasy land forest looks fake as [ __ ] jump fabio jump save me from the fall damage good job two souls cross each other on this hallowed ground where the sun meets the sky sworn to defend their honor only the clash of blades hi surrender i'm sorry all right so he was french the whole time what a twist continuing the story i'm off to meet sensei ishikawa i gotta do these main objectives before i can rescue my uncle and finish act one i need to be presentable when i meet the sensei i need a hat this one [ __ ] sucks forgive my broke-ass hat sensei he's judging me the last time i saw you was ten years ago you came to study with me i bet i was your best friend remember most of the students i reject oh and archer's aim relies not on eyes but on body mind and spirit that makes no sense now send them to their ancestors yes sensei hey sensei check it out i'm using my eyes to aim looks like you're full of [ __ ] he's just standing there hey sensei you're using your eyes to watch me do all the work one on the rooftop i can't see him with the sun i don't need eyes the sensei might be onto something that went well don't you think fabio you don't know what's going on you're a horse this other story mission gives me a ronin attire yup we're doing that where are those ronins at huh just roaming around found one ah we're old friends the bros of tsushima they don't stand a chance against our combined might two souls long entwined their brotherhood stronger than their steel do it too oh you didn't have slow motion on you suck ass flow like water for only by feeling the gentle stream can you unleash the deadly torrent this is going in the album i'll have a scrapbook montage at the end of this series samurai bros we're gonna get them samurai hoes i've got a spare set of armor that should fit dude that's all i'm here for got my new outfit that actually looks really comfortable you read mongolian if it's in chinese i can make out some of it since when since i had to read sun tsu damn i have been going through these objectives i'm going to do side quests now i have this crippling fear that the game has an ending wind strike pretty oh it's all white i must be in whole foods a shrine i honor you o shrine and i pray that you give me good loot if you don't i shall set you on fire gave me this charm killing enemies gives me moderate health that's pretty good you live today shrine uh do my new colors look threatening is this a woman's [Music] god's plan god's plan i hold back sometimes i won't yep my lord don't go into the forest of cashine i'm going into the forest of kashini is this the so-called forest i don't get what's the big deal all who enter the forest are never seen again wait until nightfall my lord nightfall edward in there i'm gonna be honest i'm a little bit creeped out they really set the atmosphere for this one huh it's all right ghosts aren't real the music doesn't help if i sprint as fast as possible the ghosts can't catch me someone else here a clue everything the mystery oh [ __ ] okay there it is there it is so it was just bandits the whole time i'm actually disappointed hey i've been to japan it does not look this good there's like buildings and [ __ ] the famed longbow of legolas which is in this longbow oh what is going on your ball is cast it's not a thing jesus christ the absolute presentation in this game what a setting who even thought of this break his guard koredesh might i do be vibing with this fighting music though attack uh-uh an elegant weapon from a more civilized time elegance draw wait oh no they have civilian prisoners as a man of honor i cannot collateral my ronan hat is all black now i look so good the drip of tsushima you can pet the foxes oh come here little guy game of the year has to be this is the heaven strike damn those dope gotta learn my combos a true samurai practices day and night relentlessly what the endless combo oh uh i'll just go practice somewhere else sorry forgive me my life's work is to heal the body not destroy it your life's work is stupid uh uh uh perfect counter i'm a literal god do it again do it again do it again do it again i'm gonna do it again now today's featured zen clan meme is from my kingdom come series a classic life is good but it can be gouda what karen trying to do an outro [Music] you

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Length: 16min 28sec (988 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 30 2021