I decided to speedrun Raft Wars and was barely able to keep my sanity

so today we're speed running through raft wars a game where a bunch of grown adults try to beat up a child just so they can steal his diamonds so we can start the speedrun as soon as we hit play right away we're gonna get a couple of cutscenes but to be honest we don't really care about those instead what we care about is all the murder we're about to do and we're gonna start with these pirates that for some reason think it's a good idea to try to beat up some three-year-olds i mean i guess they're pirates so they probably don't have the best moral compasses in the world but still like i'm literally a three-year-old with my baby brother but i guess it is for diamonds and stuff so i mean i can't knock him too bad but hopefully i can knock him down and kill him how are you still living on that little bit of health yeah you can see what this game is all about basically it's turn by turn we get our turn where we try to murder them they get their turn where they try to murder us it's a great time we each get to murder so you know that's my favorite kind of game and now we have our next one where we're gonna be facing off against vikings there are ten levels in total and each time it switches to a slightly different person or goes back to one you already faced i guess it also does that yeah these vikings are throwing axes at us they're trying to like this is worse than what the pirates were doing these axes could literally mame us just imagine if one of those just hits us right at the head this isn't even a game anymore so we're just gonna have to teach them a lesson i guess and murder them yeah goodbye dude i actually don't know how that hit him into the water but i'm just not gonna worry about it so we can upgrade our raft a little bit get some bombs and it's gonna get all good now we're facing off against city folk is what they're called they more look like wannabe gangsters i'm not gonna lie i don't really feel like dealing with these wannabe gangsters so i'm just gonna hit them with a rocket launcher yeah sorry about that guys olo i'm not really sorry and this guy's in a really annoying position because he's on a jet ski and i hate jet skis because they have this thing that blocks their face i really wish we had another rocket launcher right now but we don't have any more of those bullets so i just have to be really precise with this and okay i was able to hit it second try at least i just also noticed his jet ski said bad boys come on man who are you trying to fool okay next people is going to be our neighbors who yeah they're trying to murder us now but we were able to hit both of them right there that was a really good shot and now we have this guy who's trying to hit us too they're using baseballs we're using tennis balls and rockets but okay that was one of the greatest shots i've ever seen in my life that was actually really impressive i'm not gonna lie whatever we're just not gonna worry about it we'll shoot him he'll do some swearing or something i don't really know what that was supposed to be i mean to be fair dude you did ask for that you were saying hit me baby woman i you were asking for that to happen but there we go that guy is now dead goodbye orange-haired guy and we can move on okay and we're gonna buy a couple of rockets now we're gonna move on to these guys and this is a really precise level we're gonna want to start off with one right there hit that guy and hopefully hit that guy okay just missed him we're hoping that could hit him into the water as well but for some reason the game just didn't feel like doing that for me which kind of sucks oh and that was a really good shot there we go please hit the people i need to hit okay yeah this is not going the greatest in the world at least we still have a rocket launcher so we can use that against this guy but he really is good aim he's really doing his job pretty well right now it should be about there should be okay hit him right in the face and yeah you're dead dude go enjoy swimming with the shark that's right there i'm sure he's gonna eat you i mean it's kind of what you deserve for trying to murder three-year-olds that's all i can really say about that and the pirates are back they think it's still a good idea to try to deal with us but trust me it is not because this is gonna happen to you yeah sorry about that guys that was a really good shot you don't know how many runs i've reset because i wasn't able to hit that shot but thankfully we were able to do it right there and now we just have to deal with the pirate captain who is all the way up there which luckily for us this guy isn't the hardest to deal with because what we can do is use a rocket and yeah he's gone even if we didn't hit him directly he would have died if we just hit the mantle but yeah that was pretty good i'm actually having a good run which is kind of surprising me and now we have the i i don't know what's going on with this game anymore these were the types of games we played as kids and it really makes you think what happened but at least they were really fun games even now this is a really fun game even if i'm having to deal with all the pain of trying to speedrunning the hard part of speedrunning this game is you have to be really precise with all of your shots like right there i wasn't as precise as i could have been and this is gonna hurt my run a lot actually yeah i just killed that guy now i have to be precise with this guy and please we went over them again come on man please do not let this happen on a good run oh and that is a good shot against him he's going to be dead too i'm gonna have to be really good here it's annoying when you have this little baby and he's the only one you have left because you have to aim much higher than you're comfortable with faming and please don't hit me no is that gonna kill me okay there's still a chance i just have to not miss this and he's still gonna be alive for one more he has to miss this but he has these explosives i don't think he's going to oh he's terrible he's actually awful now i just have to not be awful and okay the run is still alive that was one of the closest encounters i've ever had to deal with okay now we have vikings um after my near heart attack i just had because of that happening i really did not want to lose this run but yeah the vikings are back so we're just gonna hit them with this rocket launcher hopefully be able to kill a couple of them i think that's gonna kill two how did that only hit him for 91 that still should be okay this guy's gonna try to hit us with his flying axe which again this is not very safe like you just murdered that three-year-old in real life you realize that right if this wasn't a game he'd be dead i guess it is a game so i can't really say that but at least that was a good shot and now we have to deal with the ship guy who is in a pretty awkward space they just hate my little brother right now this poor man for some reason he's a tank though and he hasn't taken like any damage because of it oh come on what was that shine yeah you can see just how precise this game is if you're slightly off it's over come on dude just let me hit him let me end this level okay well there goes my little brother now he's gonna die so yeah see you later dude okay just up there hit him hit him off please thank you let me be done with this level so we're gonna get a couple more of these rockets we're gonna have to deal with the gangsters again who really think they are cool people i'm not gonna lie you guys aren't that cool i'm just gonna go out and say it all right and to prove it have a rocket to the face yeah sorry about that these guys are really annoying because they also have rockets which do a ton of damage especially if they hit you right on that just murdered my guy so now we have to be really precise with this whenever it switches the person the aim is completely off and you have to adjust to the new aim and are you kidding me is this how my run is going to go down come on man let's just hit this i have to aim much higher with this guy uh at least we got rid of him okay i just have to hope they don't completely destroy me right here you're kidding you're actually joking that's arisa so we made it to here again and this time i'm just not gonna mess it up okay i've been playing this game for way too long but it's okay we're gonna be doing this we'll take off both of those people first that's two down already but the guy i'm really worried about is this guy in the front please do not one shot my first guy and he did what else do i really expect from him he's just the greatest aim in the world for some reason literally cannot miss i just have to play this okay well we killed the back person not the worst oh this is not looking too amazing though i'm still very scared he's gonna okay did he kill that guy please tell me he didn't nice okay winnable a little bit lower and it'll be okay a little bit lower i'm scared about the hippo but he can't one shot us both and he doesn't even one shot i'm nice there we go okay let's go i'm literally just in focus mode you don't know how long i've been playing this game but we're gonna do it we have to save our parents now our neighbors have stolen them and i can't be having that that's disrespect all right and i can't be having that disrespect so we're gonna save them right now just gotta aim that hit that guy off easy not the worst thing in the world and now comes the hard part because finally we've had grenades for so long and of course you have to hit my front guy now you're gonna make this even harder we've had grenades for so long and we're finally using them this is gonna mess up my aim a bit but please oh that might be good oh that was really good i think that at least hurt them a lot come on not perfect at all it could have been better but i had to use the bad guy and that's okay it won't kill either of them that's good that's good i don't want to use grenade i'm going to use a tennis ball i guess come on dude just let this be over kill that guy please tell me he's dead okay just this last guy that's all it is he's gonna one-shot one of us you really gotta do this don't you you really gotta do this bud don't you come on pop yes okay but even though you think it might be over it's not because now even though that's the last level our parents betray us and want them our parents turned out to be evil yeah that that's what happens and we're back in this so i'm just gonna explode them goodbye dad that's what you get for being evil and trying to kill your sons for some reason because yeah you guys are just jerks they don't even have that good of weapon they're just using the baseballs which can be deadly if they use them right but i don't think they're good at this game so i think we'll be fine we have to hit her one more time after this and hopefully she won't kill us i swear if this lady kills me right now i swear oh oh my please just die woman there we go and we can call time right about and we missed the sub 10 minute that is so sad but there we go and now if we look at speedrun.com we will see that we are now in eighth place and i'm pretty okay with that i can finally stop going insane for today

Channel: EazySpeezy

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Keywords: EazySpeezy, raft wars, speedrun, speedrunning, world record, speedrun world record, wr, raft wars speedrun, raft wars world record, raft wars flash, raft wars flash game, flash, flash games, flash speedrun, flash game speedrun, memeruns, memerun, meme speedrun, funny speedrun, speedruns, glitch, any%, fail, summoning salt, karl jobst, meme, speedrun raft wars, raft wars wr, raft wars 2, raft flash game, speedrunner, agdq, gdq, games done quick, gsa, adobe flash, eazyspeezy speedrun

Id: -CM3Mf4fZ24

Length: 9min 58sec (598 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 15 2021