I Catfished as a MAN On TINDER

hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris you can call me chris and your cheeks look so empty let me just much better i love that it's all like pink and moody in here because we are going undercover on tender yeah i have never been on tinder before in my life uh let alone any other dating site not only if you read the title you already know this but not only are we going on tinder but we are going undercover as a man yes that's right folks i'm gonna pretend to be a man and try to get a date i'm really gonna try i don't know actually what i'm really gonna do i'm just gonna see what it's like really i kind of want to know from the male's perspective what it's like on these dating sites so uh yeah let's just uh let's just get into it [Music] okay so i don't have a plan at all i i don't really know how it works i don't know if like i make a profile i swipe a little bit i get a response like that or if it's gonna take days so we'll just see how it goes let's make the profile [Music] okay first things first we need uh first name pretty the first name what is my name gonna be i want it to be like a strong name a name that like women aren't afraid of you know like i feel like women would be really afraid of like dexter or something but you also want to be able to like say it in bed like you know i'm sorry i'm being realistic let's just say why the only names i'm thinking of are jim and tim and those are old names hi my name is jimothy pleased to make you acquaintance i would love to see what's under those knickers uh let's just look up generic names generic names adam that's my sister's fiance's name we're not gonna do that clark i like jones as a last name we have like another jay jim jones that is a prolific cult leader we could do that and see if people know about that stuff because that's kind of fun anthony i don't like it mark to marquee matthew i i used to see a matthew sorry jason that's my editor's name jason we're not going to do jason larry carl i just think of walking dead coral louie oh i like that it's like a little bit a little bit like sultry a little bit a little bit foreign-ish i don't really know even if it is i used to have a crush on a guy in like grade two and his name is louis so this is for you louis louie jones louie love that my birthday oh how old am i i feel like i want to be a little older than myself i'm 26 but i just choose to be 24 and not age from that anyway i think i'll be like 28. i'm a man obviously should my gender or my profile yes please i am ooh a male lesbian love that so let's be generic we'll just show women we'll keep it simple i have multiple personalities all the time but i don't think i can keep up with like men and women all the time my school [ __ ] i don't go to school oh my god i have to have a job i can't just live at home with my mom or i could what am i doing oh i can do anything i want my school is harvard one of my astrophysicists if i just say i'm an astronaut this is my profile picture louis the astronaut i would date them oh interests love that we are a 90s kid loves sushi we love home workouts and we like travel we like walking we love running oh wait i can only pick so many photos okay so i prepared for this a little bit i just scoured the internet for random attractive men because you know we want some matches here so i found this guy very attractive man thank you for your photos but i didn't want to give his whole image away so i morphed his face with henry cavill's thank you i think our first photo should be with a dog obviously girls love dogs this might be super generic look at this gorgeous louie with the pitbull love that and then i found this other one he's been running he's been walking he's been traveling he's been all those things that we talked about that's in it he looks shredded fantastic just gonna go with two photos they don't get any more if they want more they can ask and they're just gonna get a photo of me like this gotcha about me oh my god yes okay this is detroit mental what do we say oh i've never been so nervous in my life i look like a social butterfly i got a like already oh my god but i'm actually introverted caterpillar pets yes we have a dog the pitbull no nonsmoker yeah what's your zodiac sign i think it's a capricorn job title freak what'll it impress girls maybe like a contractor i can work with my hands i have my own business but then they might look it up oh my god i don't know oh jay i'm gonna take your job i'm gonna say i'm a youtube editor wait then they're gonna ask what youtuber i edit for i'll just make it up youtube editor i'll say it's confidential you can't ask company no school irrelevant add city i'll say coquitlam which is like a couple cities away from me so they can like off you know [Music] i feel like we can like swipe now i don't really know how to work it start tutorial slide right to like right left to pass oh i hate this this feels gross whoa okay lexie 22 i feel like she is too young for me hannah 26 she's cute and she looks really nice so we're gonna swipe right oh it's a match it's a match everybody calm the [ __ ] down i'm sweating out of all my pores speaking of sweating so much i would love to tell you about today's awesome sponsor which is native i am personally somebody that uses and needs deodorant on a daily basis and because i use it so frequently i actively look for deodorants that are aluminum free paraben free that are cruelty free as well and native checks all of those boxes and what i like about native two is that i do not need to apply it super often because of its 72 hour odor protection and you know i need that protection so whether i'm just working in the office and i have no ac so i'm sweating a lot or if i'm working out one application a day is all i need and they have so many different scents and they're made of simple ingredients like shea butter and coconut oil the ones i personally 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interested i'm going right 27th samantha we're gonna go right oh my god we got a message this feels so gross just swiping on people it's not that i don't like you it's just i need somebody right for louie okay i feel like we have enough matches let's look at our messages let's talk to julie handsome guy how are you i'm gonna pretend to be british with her i'm good thanks love how are you oh my god i'm such a gentleman okay scent hannah sent me just a heart face i'm not your emoji hi love how are you send [Music] julie has answered but i want to look at julie's profile first i'm not going to look at her pictures just because i want to keep her you know privacy and everything but we're gonna look at her profile julie 34 she went to university already ahead of me looking for you i like nature music animals movies and the outdoors hanging out swimming and more love that i'm english oh no she's english i'm pretending to be english and a bit irish and some ukrainian and a small bit of scottish okay but like is she actually english or is she just like oh yeah i did 23 and me and like i'm english what brings you to tinder love maybe that was too much maybe that was like a little invasive that's okay we're not gonna overthink this we are a man we don't think about anything we just press send oh we got another message hannah so many [ __ ] sorry not [ __ ] you were lovely ladies okay let's go to hannah's profile first before we consider this her profile just says new to this and pretty new to vancouver hmu i'm down for whatever oh hit me up she likes music t netflix and comedy love hannah good you you're so cute i'm scared you're not real oh she knows oh thank you haha you're really pretty this is literally my first day not sure what i'm doing to be honest i think hannah might think i'm fake i'm scared it's fine back to julie to find someone nice but there's not many oh no okay we're just gonna make julie's day oh i'm so sorry to hear that you seem lovely and deserve better i feel like i'm a therapist now is that too much just you seem lovely okay oh thanks you seem all right okay well i thought i seemed a little bit more than all right but thank you i think you might need a shirt on too but you have a nice chest oh god she's getting a little flirty i don't know how to deal with this we'll go over to hannah god i feel so dirty doing this talking to like multiple people at the same time me too oh great then we're in this together what do you like to do now i get it you know guys you always have to initiate the conversation usually and i feel bad i have no idea how to start this conversation okay julie's back i like to walk swim go for a picnic to the park things like that in nature oh she sounds so cute oh julie you got my heart yeah i should probably add a photo with a shirt on just added the recent summer picks jesus christ pictures i'm not going to say pics that is too young i like so many things hannah says but i do nothing all day it's bizarre love that oh i just realized i'm going to have to like break these girls hearts i work for city of vancouver at the orpheum love that at skill set wise i'm a singer although i haven't been utilizing it lately how about you oh that's awesome would love to hear you sing sometime julie says ah your dog looks nice like you thank you it's good that i look like a pit bull yeah okay we're talking to hannah again she said yes the dog always keeps you doing the bare minimum each day haha do you have a car or ever come to vancouver it says you're 65 kilometers away yes [ __ ] i got a car i'm gonna say i have a motorcycle because that seems fun she didn't even ask but i'm gonna tell her my dog's name i'm gonna say it's mister worldwide if you don't get that joke you're too young to miss the whirlwind love and excuse for a long drive back to julie she said that i like picking summer berries too because it's a nice activity but sometimes it's scratch branches and i've got some berries already so far i'd love that i said yeah he's the best because she said she likes my dog and i haven't picked berry since i was a kid so fun dangerous though she says haha not too much maybe blackberries are more with wasps oh my god hannah said i'm yeah i hope she's saying that to my dog's name or the motorcycle either way we love what kind oh no does she ride motorcycles i'm gonna say a honda cbr [Music] hey everybody i am in a different outfit and it is a different day because i didn't get answers from my girls last night i got a little ghosted which is like rude but you know i thought i'd give them the benefit of the doubt i was like okay i'll just give them the night see if they answer me in the morning and uh it didn't go well they all have stopped talking to me i don't think i'm a good man i thought i was being really nice i was answering quickly very respectively i wasn't making any sexual innuendos or moves maybe that's what they wanted i don't know but let's go through the last little bit of the conversations i had so last talking to julie last thing i said to her was uh yeah i should have probably added a photo with a shirt on just added the recent summer pictures and i love that i like those things too also love my dog i'm gonna give them a voice i think she might be british so or your dog looks nice like you i like picking summer berries too because it's a nice activity lol but sometimes it's scratchy so cute the branches i've got some berry or some raspberries already so far and i said yeah he's the best and i haven't picked berry since i was a kid so fun dangerous though she says haha not too much maybe blackberries are more with wasps i don't even know what we're talking about at this point want to text because i'll go out soon and i'm not here much i didn't want to give my cell phone number out so i kind of like swerved my way through that i said oh do you not have tinder on your cell and she says yeah just online lol and i said oh i see i see well i gotta get back to work anyway so hit me up whenever you're back online and she says oh don't forget me that made me sad and she says thanks cutie i am back now i was thinking of you and then got to watching a tv show this was at 10 52 last night i was in bed okay i have a curfew for myself i am an old lady and i woke up in the morning immediately texted her because i am a gentleman i said all good what tv show she says i don't remember oh amazing race and i said oh nice i always feel like i'd be good on that show haha what about you she's left me on red it's been four hours hannah felt like things were going good they went sideways very fast that i had a honda cbr she's like yeah i was like you ride just trying to be like a little slick you know she says i love me a sport bike i don't ride but i'm an amazing passenger i'll lean into any turn and i was like are we talking about motorcycles at this point i don't know i was like haha hey that's always good high five that was very bro of me to say looking back on that now and then she mentions her ex she said my ex is a very skilled cyclist which is kind of irrelevant because a cyclist means you're riding like a a bicycle not a motorbike but anyway said i was the best passenger he'd ever had because i don't [ __ ] move lol i was like alright and then she kept going i said where are you from originally you know want to get to know her i want to get to know her roots you know she says langley and i said oh very nice i'm from london i'm new here she says london ontario no [ __ ] i said no haha england only moved here a year ago and then she sends me she sends me a taylor swift youtube song link to the song i think it's called london boy you know what respect if you like taylor swift i'm not much of a fan i don't know how to feel about it anyway she's like just gonna leave that there i'm obsessed with taylor swift i need to go back someday i want a party and pick a delay i don't know what piccadilly is i don't know if i spelled that right i said oh nice never listened to her much but i like that song and you spelt it correctly i have no idea it's a fun time never been there so what do you do for work exactly and she said there's a bunch of different jobs i do but lately i have to spend bartending and then i said oh very nice what is your drink of choice and she says tequila shots oh now like oh [ __ ] okay she's intense what do you do for a loving and i was like wow just straight up hey and i'm an editor often edited for youtube i'm basically trying to be jay at this point thanks thanks jake she's like dude that's awesome i've been meaning to make youtube videos of me singing and i was like uh-huh okay but you know what i think i was super nice here tried to give her confidence to like just do it and you know i said yeah it's been a fun job and you definitely should can't hurt to put yourself out there the smiley face and she says yeah i just don't want them to be shitty you know so i want to have a whole setup a good camera and lighting to make them look legit even if i'm just in my attic you know and i was just like yeah that's fair i know a lot of people that just use their phones and that's it and they've been successful you don't got to spend all this money you can just just pull the trigger just go just do it trying to be positive and then she's just like i'm just such a perfectionist and there's so many cover artists on youtube and i want to look really legit all right i was like oh i totally get it i am too comes with the job and then uh she disappeared and i was like i just give you all this advice i was uplifting i was kind and she disappeared moral the story is uh i got ghosted and i'm sad now and i'm gonna delete tinder i don't know what i did wrong guys in the comments tell me what your experiences are on these dating apps i'm really curious to know because i know as a girl it's like a lot different this just reconfirmed that i will never download a dating app in my life i just can't do it thank you to hannah and julie for entertaining my facade for as long as you did if you enjoyed the video and if you have sympathy for me please like the video please and subscribe if you haven't already subscribe this is obviously best this youtube channel ever and i will see your beautiful face in the next video okay bye

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Length: 16min 28sec (988 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 13 2022