this is the safest vault in Minecraft it's also a nuclear weapon don't worry that'll grow back see it all started a few weeks ago when I accidentally stole this server's rarest item making me their most valuable Target frzy we got your wife hostage give us the dragon and you'll get your wife back w w okay my partner here my partner here is a loose cannon okay the dragon egg brzy I'm not a pirate that's thirsty for blood I'm a pirate that's thirsty for this egg yolk I'll tell you this I'm going to make the egg more secure than it has ever been in life steel but at the same time it'll also be put in the most danger it's ever been in as well Z I thought we were getting easier enemies after they found can I be the first one to know when it's happening yeah this week really uh oh this week so with my wife's freedom on the line and only 7 days to to pull this off I needed to recruit a team to help me all right this took me like 2 weeks to design but don't let that sway your opinions okay oh my God oh my gosh are we buing this yeah but we only have 6 days to pull it off sure we can do it but this Mega Vault still needed a security system yeah honestly I think we just pumped this thing full of TNT and we're call it a day oh my God oh my gosh and it didn't take long to come up with the perfect trap now it's armed so if anyone tries to place a block break a block or even breathe near this thing oh my gosh I'm so excited to get this egg let's go grab it their precious dragon egg is destroyed and them along with it yeah I think I think that'll do I think that'll do because if this server's willing to kill for this egg then they should die for it too so it was time to get to work and the first item on the list amethyst mainly cuz it rhymed so I may have underestimated just how much amethyst we're going to need for this project and it turns out amethyst farms uh kind of suck literally nothing so I want to see how much we can mine in an hour [Music] instead okay there it is look take a look at how much I got oh math math calculator please oh God 64 ah 53 1,963 it's way more than I was expecting we are going to be done with this in no time 6 and 1/2 hours later well that was a pain in my Amma ass as I was saying that's the first block crossed off our list next up obsidian and since we only need 10,000 pieces and are already falling behind schedule we're going to have to build an obsidian Farm but my friend wzo did it so how hard could it be no offense wzo oh I absolutely hate this part W oh no oh no oh no oh gosh I hate it I absolutely hate it now stay there stay there don't move don't you move don't you move I said don't you move oh and you [Music] moved all right now we just need to build the Overworld portion of this thing okay stay stay stay zombie no zombie no big dumb that's your name now we have to build a chunk loader all right moment of truth let's see if this thing works and it comes back oh my God it's beautiful just the fu vyl touches and grab a dash more glass from home place and run here we boom water go go go go did it work ah he's free it didn't work oh it didn't work it didn't work oh I got to go oh I got to go oh no please don't tell me I forgot to put the stone cutter back after I came back through the portal oh my God go dude now we have to go get all new Wither Skeleton skulls well let us dance he okay let's try this one more time Baby One More Time summon bucket run oh I hear him but I don't see him is it working check it out oh that's so sick oh thank you thank you thank you we should only need the AFK here for like like maybe an hour all right let's go take a look at what we got so far and hopefully this thing is at least half full let's take a look oh oh it's completely full yeah I think that is going to be just about enough obsidian next up black concrete and since my luck with Withers is at an ATL that's an alltime low not not Atlanta we're going to need to build a very fishy Farm to steal those squid sacks that was weirder than I intended and I picked a very particular design that I like because one it's extremely simple and two it uses alalas alalas all excuse I'm sorry oh God I'm so sorry come with me if you want to live a boy do I have a job for you guys I think that's pretty much the entire squid Farm basically the Guardians will kill any squid that comes near this place and the LA will pick up their sacks again weirder than I intended uh and throw it in here it'll go in this chest and I'm going to give it a few minutes and just see how much we can actually get all right let's go take a look at what we've got oh my God that's so many bad things how you guys doing have you been busy oh they've been so busy yeah that's actually literally all the ink that I need well great work guys that's done we're on to the next item sea lanterns so technically we only need these for the very bottom of the build to light up the fog and yes torches do the exact same thing but I don't have any coal and would literally rather die to an overgrown catfish than go mining myself so first let's make some invis potions and grab some milk that's not a cow that is a brown sheep can't milk a pig can't milk a sheep can't milk a chicken but I wonder can you milk goats come here give me your juice oh my God gosh you actually can goats they are juicier than you think all right let's clear out a little area to work with now we just got to put on a [Music] little wait you can wear armor and they can't see me still oh wait no they can oh no now they see me they definitely see me oh they saw me oh oh put the armor back on put the armor back on oh I'm such an idiot all right let's get this AF K platform built now we just go through one of these put down a collection system then just a dash of Soul Sand wo wo wo oh my gosh I'm at half a freaking heart all right well lesson learned anyways I also realized that since we're on a server full of interdimensional players trying to find me this Farm needs two people to work luckily I knew just the person to ask it's actually the wrong way it's got to go got to go this way this way oh it's 4C come along 4C this way this way I have a very important job for you you stay here and while he's waiting right there hopefully we go through this other portal and oh look it's beautiful it's working oh it's working oh my goodness and we're just going to pretend like this doesn't make our squid Farm completely irrelevant and now that we have all the sea lantern stuff that we need I think it's time we go take a look at what 4 SE has been up to and with pangy and Zam getting a little Restless he wants to kill people I don't like that at all it was time to kick this project into high gear and it turns out fory and mid had been working on a little farm of their own holy cow oh my gosh that thing is huge and this was probably the most important farm for for the entire project because our little Mega Vault uses over 3,600 pieces of crying obsidian and the fastest way to get it is to barter gold with piglins but we are going to need a lot and I mean a lot of gold so I'm just going to AFK here all night so we can blow the tails off those Pigmen I'm not sure if piglins have tails excuse me I just got to get a good look at your uh aha that's a big negativo nothing so as per usual uh I have good news and bad news the good news is that I afked here all night and didn't die the bad news is now I have to barter over 2,000 pieces of gold so let's build a bartering Farm come here piggy wiggy this way oh he gave a crying obsidian one piece that is not great all right let's get all the pigment in and and add in all the gold basically the way this thing works is the dropper throws an Ingot on the pressure plate the piglins pick it up and The Hoppers snag all their trades and now we just let it run and see if 2,000 ingots will get us 3600 crying obsidian it did not so that pretty much means that per gold block we get one crying obsidian and we're going to have to fill up this entire double chest for this project and I only had 2 days left to pull this off so we are going to have to redo the entire gold Farm son of a but I wouldn't have to do it alone hi hello I did not expect us going to build the best gold Farm out there yep it's going to be a long night so we grabbed a few thousand sand kidnapped some turtle eggs my goodness you're fertile and started building the biggest gold Farm Life steel has ever seen oh we need a lot more C help bet there's an ocean nearby oh an outp babies there's babies get back here you will be my baby come with me if you want to live they're drowning are they actually drowning my children are going to die in front of me not my children they made it to the top no they're going back down no out here laughing at my poor kid's deaths you were laughing too I is crying all right let's finish up the Overworld side of this thing and we'll build the holding cell for the Pigman and now all we have left is the storage system everything was going swimmingly until oh I'm dead oh no I was in my inventory and I got pushed so after eight whole hours of building and an accidental uptick to my kill count it was finally time to put this for Farm to the test come on give me oh we got customers oh we got so many customers oh my God oh my God it's insane oh my God so is it worth it it's totally worth it and with the entire project hanging on this Farm success all we could do was wait all right and after 7 hours of afking this thing let's go see how much gold we got oh I'm so nervous the whole project right on this moment right here oh my gosh oh it's all full all of it oh it's all full oh my gosh oh my gosh I'm so excited right now now I just got to turn all these nuggets into gold blocks and boy do we have extra and with only one day left bartering over 30,000 gold wasn't going to be easy and since we can't afford to waste a single piece of crying obsidian this bartering Farm is going to need an upgrade so I added an entire sorting system to this thing and I've got four double chests for crying obsidian and six for gravel on both sides the problem is because the piglins are trading so fast The Hoppers keep getting clogged up with garbage causing the blocks we need to despawn so we're not quite done yet and boom now our little bartering Farm has four different storage lines there was probably an easier solution but this was mine the next problem is based on my calcul ations trading 36,000 ingots is going to take 5.12 hours which I do not have the time nor patience for so cue the transition bam look at that two different bartering Farms Mega bartering Farms I might add I think that's pretty much all I can do at this point other than just help and pra so with no options left and everything to lose that's exactly what I did well after a few hours of afking and letting this machine barter its life away this is what we've got which is nowhere near the 3500 pieces of crying obsidian we need which is a good thing that we still got this and this look at this oh my God we got more than enough we can double the egg we could build it twice we're never going to do that but we could and on top of that we also have like 10 double chests full of gravel in this thing as well which since I also needed over 9,000 pieces of concrete came in handy excuse me sir don't interrupt the Montage freaking rude all right that is all the black purple magenta and white concrete done and done so the only thing we have left to do is smelt a few thousand pieces of glass give them a little bit of color and of course we couldn't forget the most important piece of the entire Vault and and there it is the very last item we need to build this entire Vault all right we are down to just hours left so now I just have to figure out where to build this thing and I think spawn is the perfect area but with over 50,000 blocks to place I was going to need some help oh Jaren okay I'm turning off that schematic [Music] here get this in the replay get this in the replay nice Mr CU up we're going on strike Bry you ain't paying us crap okay we're [Music] unionizing [Music] all right I think the structure is done so let's stuff this thing like a TNT turkey shall we someone recording this bro oh yeah we're recording this I'm waiting for you just to like bump one of these a little too much wait wait how much TNT is that that is 120 TNT Minecart my God and now all this Mega Vault needed was its Crown Jewel okay I'm a little nervous but this is it egg I wish you a long and happy life and secretly that you die very soon okay bye oh my gosh it is 11:37 p.m. and we are done goodbye egg it's been an honor being your captive owner I cannot believe we finished this thing in time holy we had spent the last eight straight hours building not only one of the largest projects LIF steal has ever seen but one of the most uncrackable vaults in Minecraft period and it didn't take long for word to spread oh minutes here oh no minute oh and Rose here oh it's those servers popping oh I see minute he's running right for it I want to witness he's he's inside he's doing the parkour wow go wow oh he's it a problem but then the strangest thing happened oh he's up he's up he's done it he's up there oh he's up there it's working we're bringing the server together and not because of their inevitable death but because that little egg meant the world to This Server so I personally do not care for the egg all right so maybe it was the inevitable Death part but for the first time on life steal the entire server could come together to share its most prized possession but I still had one promise to keep I'm going to send a screenshot to pangy really quick to make sure he gets a chance to see it maybe it doesn't even last an hour maybe P I don't think it's I don't think p is going to even get to see the egg ever it's going to blow up and he's going to be so devastated and with that it was finally time to get some rest so there's no way we don't get the egg tonight right because it's like it's sitting there he has it placed Bry has it placed down this is crazy they built this all today oh is that Rambo oh that's him hey are we afraid of Rambo no he has two hearts he's just going to run in and blow it up do not do not stop stop wait he made it he made it let's go watch him blow it up now like immediately I'm going to break a piece of glass bro I'm so mad but if we break anything it's totally going to explode the entire place [Music] the achievement ice bucket he's mining where is he up there oh oh oh oh 1 hour it lasted one hour BR are you serious are you kidding me my bad and I felt terrible pangy had worked for months just for a chance to look at that egg and moments before his dream could come true it was stolen from him once again we've spent months upon months searching for this egg and you just come along and blow it up after after doing nothing to search for it you do nothing I spent two months on this I distributed camels over the entire server became a billionaire by selling camels then I made propaganda to find the egg and gry finds the egg using your strategy by the way and it was all my fault and there was nothing I could do to fix it at least so they [Music] thought see I knew there was no way the dragon egg was going to survive so while I was busy building the big Vault my wife was building a little Vault of our own which we smuggled straight into the pangy capital of the world and hid in a bush to send my favorite little penglin on one final egg hunt hey what's up guys I'm an Amsterdam look at that but what he didn't know is I secretly worked out a deal with parrot to respawn the dragon egg to whoever finds it first giving pangy his long deserved reward I see purple flowers can you still playing s music this is my happy ending because every Epic Journey deserves a happy ending we got the dragon and I would do just about anything there he is to put a smile on my friend's face hitting me right now hi can you find it I found it hi are hi chat you got the note out and everything I did I did I saw wow
