How I Stole an Entire Minecraft World...

there's over 49 quintillion blocks in a typical Minecraft world trust me I Googled it and today I'm stealing every single one of them but the only way to pull off a heist of this size meant stealing the world file from the server console I would just need to convince the admin to give me access but I'm getting a little ahead of myself see it all started a few months ago when I found this we have donkey will will be in touch I don't know what's worse someone's stealing my donkey or that they named him donkey I can't someone had kidnapped my donkey or cut his head off but with no return address I was gonna tear this entire server apart block by blocking they just stuffed him underground or just use replay mod I guess listen I understand petty theft better than anyone but that's just cruel but don't worry my friend I've captured a body double to take your place so that nobody even knows that you're gone what but what kind of monster would do this or what kind of sea monster see Chief was the only person who knew that I owned a donkey making him my Prime Suspect sadly despite having a questionable search history he's not exactly a criminal mastermind I'm like a turtle I'm slow yet can breed forever but still you can imagine my surprise when my only suspect did this Ramsay follow me I'm gonna make you feel all sorts of Happy all right I'm ready to feel happy I'm sorry and prepare yourself because I have a present for you now at this point I thought this guy was just messing with me because that was definitely not my donkey what was this guy up to who else was involved and whose donkey is that I needed answers but getting them wasn't gonna be easy I had no intentions of stealing the donkey Lucid came up to me yo does Brandy love anything it literally text like three hours later okay come over here how much of that did you get so Lucid stole my donkey but Lucid wasn't just any player he was the server admin so if I wanted to get revenge I was gonna have to steal something every admin values more than anything else their entire world okay that's kind of a stretch but bear with me because a few weeks later I came up with the perfect plan to do it uh how's it going good how are you I'm okay are you gonna kill me do I need to put my stuff away no need for death so what's up kitty cat um all right somebody putting me on my own doodoo list they put you on your own do-do list you don't do do the do-doer but that was exactly what I was counting on see anyone who ends up on his do list has their entire base turned into Tiger's personal litter box we're moving and guess whose name was next on The Chopping Block the admin himself making that little list the ultimate bargaining chip but first I needed to get my hands on it I keep my duelist here now so people walk in my house and touch it and there it was right in front of me all I had to do now was swap it for this exact forged copy I made and he'll never even know what hit it and that might even not even be the real one of them why can nothing on this server just be simple so so I needed to find the realist without being suspicious can you see this list while I look at this list uh I might be able to find a more official copy of the list well that was easy I just needed to get tiger to let me hold it do you mind if I uh if I uh take a gander tickets danger with the realist yeah no you can't touch it look God dang it clearly this cat had trust issues so as with any feral feed line I'd have to get his guard down first do you want to interrogate him or should I what oh sassy mouth chicken and after 45 minutes of painstaking detective work I decided to give it one final shot can I can I can I see the list to yeah to see who we can trust off thus far yeah yeah I [Music] absolutely think that it's 100 it has to be here oh here you go uh it has to be has to Mr Squid and I may have wrongfully accused an innocent person of a crime but I finally had the bargaining chip I needed to get into lucid's back end back end of the server you sickos hi Lucid hi friendo what I'm gonna ask for is gonna seem super suspicious and I'm gonna need you to just trust me okay yeah how many times I've heard I've heard that one before but okay okay great now I know that trust has been broken in the past and so I came prepared with something that I know not just you but everyone on This Server wants all right I stole the official do-do list and I can remove you from this list all I need is to be given access to the back end of the server I'm confused on why you're asking me for that you're the you're the administrator you you have all the power Lucid has power why wasn't I told about this why don't let those eyes fool you this is this is the administrator we're all terrified of all right I'm gonna send you something on Discord you already have full access friend right yeah so I kind of made a test server for echocraft a few months ago and apparently it went so well they just decided to use it forever I'm putting you back on the doo-doo list you knew but what he didn't know was it was finally time to steal everything he ever loved and get my revenge every day at exactly 8 55 am the server performs an automatic shutdown and restarts at exactly nine o'clock that gave me five minutes to get in steal the server and get out before anyone noticed okay here we go [Music] that's it you know I kind of envisioned cyber theft being a little more exciting huh on the bright side all I had to do now was remove the world off the server and bask in the victory of my now single player world and uh this is not where I logged out and those are definitely not my tools lagging's witch Farm oh so moving the world to single player must have confused the player files which means I kinda accidentally stole all of lagging's gear too now that's what I call a win-win where I win twice I did it I just pulled off the greatest Heist any Minecraft criminal could ever hope to achieve stealing an entire world and now dog see you and the entire official world can live happily ever after on my hard drive and no one can ever steal you again well let's watch the language around the algorithm okay but maybe you're right because my friends had poured months of work into this world building beautiful bases friendships and memories together and here I was stealing it all away over some silly donkey sorry so I knew what I had to do to make things right upload an exact unofficial copy of their world back onto the server so I still get my prize and they never even know their entire world is a sham built on deception and lies what I'm a thief not a monster okay so the server's back up and this is the moment of truth there it is the official echocraft backup sorry love okay okay hold on hold on I gotta mess with these guys just a little bit does this world seem a little off to you [Music] oh my gosh they have no idea dude love come read this [Music] they'll honestly makes it actually way more funny too she was right it really was not because of the Cyber theft that's a felony but because everything in Minecraft is better with your friends and stare at him and be like you have no idea what's going on like there's no gears burning that little head as to what really happened here uh nothing [Music]

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Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 17 2023