I Bought the Fastest Pocket Rocket on Amazon

so here it is the fastest pocket rocket that i could find on amazon or at least i think it was amazon i bought a couple months ago and forgot all about it so the reason i bought this was because i was wondering probably the same thing that you were wondering i was at home in the bathroom hiding from my family and all my responsibilities don't judge me i know you're probably doing that exact same thing right now and i was thinking i'm like what's the fastest motorcycle i can get that i can still carry with one hand so i'm thinking this is it let's uh let's bust this thing open out of all the pocket rockets that we got one time we bought a 300 one it was crap one time we bought a 1400 one on ebay that was total junk i saw it later on some other place for like 200 bucks ebay is the worst signing on the ebay is like 11 o'clock nothing good happens after that moment safety first [Music] oh man this is so cool you guys are gonna love this thing [Music] that's a cool looking bike this is much much more put together than the last ones that we bought kind of making me wonder where i actually bought this one damn i don't know why they don't make these things legal like street legal what's wrong with that does he have a battery is this thing is this the electric start man china it's the same throttle that's on the kid's starboard is it that keys all right this thing's been sitting in a crate for i don't want four months five months six months i don't know that's just when i got it there we go check it out did you step i'm all right i didn't get me craig just craig craig the cameraman just stepped on the uh all right so i asked the guys i said i gotta put a bike together can you give me some tools i got a great team [Music] thank you the team super glue that's hard all right let's let's check this thing out real quick okay they're not are they are they functioning forks yeah okay so so those are actual functioning forks that's pretty cool uh there's a real headlights three led headlights little tiny tires what's the brand of these tires they're so cool hid headlights modal p-i-a-a pennsylvania pennsylvania international homicide association yeah h-a-g super ag super you gotta love hag super uh displacement okay this one has to be filled out displacement 99 90 cc's off-road use only i thought it was manufactured in 2008 but it's manufactured in 2020 month number eight not a toy all right here is what is the charger for i guess this is how they want you to charge the battery not funny but all right charger i mean that casting is that's really bad look at that like he's just collapsing in there i actually just buy these little tiny crappy chinese bikes just to get the tools before we get to more action right here this this video is sponsored by doorway it's something you walk through try it sometime and next time you walk through a doorway like i'm doing right now use promo code bikes and beards it helps us out is there a windshield oh there's a speedometer too big this is the fast one so they needed the bigger speedometer to fit them oh no it's right here more numbers there it is look at that little tiny windshield oh that's what was bolted for right here what do you think isn't going to do 70 miles an hour like we were hoping it too yeah yeah absolutely downhill with a tailwind honestly why can't they just make that same bike with bigger adult size right that'd be the best looking chinese sport bike i've ever seen in my life which bikes i used to like were the the telefonicas the gsxr yeah telefonica's all right hey craig remember that bet we did i do i'm not really a bad but more like a dare yeah no we'll do it that that's not good dang it craig there you go there's it's like eight bucks yeah i still owe you a couple bucks thank you out of all the bolts that are not tightened this one has to be the tightest bolt in the world why are they so um why is it so important to protect this one little heat shield and probably what happens is it comes the sheets come with this on them and they stamp them out and they never peel it off for the rest of the world there exists something called trademark and you can't just use people's stuff for china they don't even care they're like what are you gonna do we're in china you're gonna fly you gotta fly over and deal with this all right we've got we've got no power though i'm just i'm wondering if the batteries is not connected nothing else is connected to it so this is not a charger for the battery unless this is to start the bike look at that with that broken yeah that wire is probably broke right there this is really surprising you buy some good high quality stuff from china and uh something's broken pretty impressive there's more bolts holding this tail piece on them than the tail piece on my race bike endless zip ties check this out there's a bolt down here i worry about the warning label take a little sticker at that bam chinese charging stuff this is even a 12 volt yeah it is so i assume that when you turn the key on lights would come on but apparently not because check this out let's uh let's put this thing back together throw some gas in it pump the tires let's take some first spin the tire is very specifically safe for racing purposes only but not for highway use what if i want to race on the highway you're out of luck what if i want to race on the highway all right so craig you make any observations on this thing while you were uh putting this thing back together one this break this brake caliper is just off but it's not it's not straight [Music] this is how it feels when he rides us wow craig levers are up here i didn't set the levers is that what you think i'm gonna ride like this yeah [Music] it's not fast enough we gotta do something about it so this 90cc fastest pocket rocket was not it didn't really hold up to our expectations it actually wasn't even that faster than these 49 cc 300 dollar pocket rockets we bought last year so i did what i often do when i get in these situations i decided to make it better by making craig make it better but first me and craig had to do our ritual song and dance before this craig i need you to put this giant motor inside this very small motorcycle you have two days to do it not possible all right i'll see what i can do so most chinese motors are actually clones of honda engines and just like this one with the majority of them being cloned from a ct-90 you know something like you would find in the trail 90 like i have at the shop so we were able to take this 140 cc motor out of my pit bike and jam it in this little tiny bike with a few modifications so now here you have it and uh you know it's not going to do so many modifications to it we're just gonna call this our own thing this is the bikes and beards um throttle cable you got a shifter now that's pretty awesome oh is this do we need a clutch nope automatic what's this brake oh we got breaks now that's rubbing into the battery that's not good is that why my face started burning i should probably wash my hands yeah but yeah dude my face is starting to burn right now yeah like i wonder if i touched it kind of like rubbed my face a little bit so i guess the battery box is a wear item so is the battery amazing perfect so this is it uh we've got some zip ties on here we have to replace the actual gas tank with a bottle because the engine completely comes up inside here you can see it it's about a little half an inch i'm actually touching the front wheel came out really good right i'm really i'm really excited about this too small for adults to ride but too fast and dangerous for kids to ride yup so we created the most perfect motorcycle we basically created the shake weights of motorcycles i saw that i saw those bolts in there that looked pretty awesome you know sometimes you just have to make it work so while craig's wrapping up finishing up some uh last final touches we're gonna see if this thing can hit 70 miles an hour we got a radar gun i got a race suit did you say 70 yeah that was shorter than that what do you think isn't going to do 70 miles an hour like we were hoping it to [Music] [Applause] [Music] i think it's got some paint to it yeah baby this thing moves all right let's do it flies are down yo how fast was that i'm learning this i can do more um [Music] so we didn't hit 70 we did hit 59. there may have been a margin of error in that gun i actually kind of slowed down before i passed the gun right away so we may if we probably hit 60 i'm pretty happy with that subscribe we'll see you guys next time

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Length: 14min 22sec (862 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 16 2021