I Bought an old Cattle Farm. Welcome to HAZZARD HOLLOW

i'm from a town called argos indiana now if you go to argos indiana there's one subway one dollar general and one mcdonald's if you want breakfast you can go to subway if not there's also dollar general or mcdonald's there's a school in argos indiana a small school k-12 about 35 kids in my class if you want to do something fun in argos indiana you can either raise a cow and take it to the 4-h fair or you can go home and raise a cow and not take it to the fair there's not much to do which is why a lot of us are bored there and it's cold most of the time there's not many job opportunities in argos indiana if you want a job you can become a farmer unless your family didn't inherit millions of dollars of farmland in that case you could easily go to subway or dollar general or mcdonald's and get a job if you're born in argus you might not get out i found this thing lying around and i took this out of my wife's car before she got a flat tire and i would wedge my iphone into the scissor jack and use it as a tripod so one day we just started filming pretty much everything we did when we got bored which was destroying my only reliable vehicle that i had at the time so we got a hundred pounds of bananas right here and what we're going to be testing today is if you can drift on banana peels and somehow that led here [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] apparently there's treasure on this farm not many people knew about it back in this back in the 20s they buried some treasure here so we're gonna look for it i think we're close where the rock meets the bush you will find the treasure what does that mean see up there oh yeah birdie little birdie told me whatever's in this box is worth i bet this is it probably that's been there like 700 years buried in like 1500 bc holy b.c yeah that's like three thousand years i know it's oh dude there's another box vaults i wonder what that means like german dude there's a scroll what does it say oh you'll never guess says never give up that's right just a word of encouragement for everyone you thought i was gonna pull out some sarcastic saying didn't you i wouldn't do that i just wanted to give everyone a lovely word of encouragement wait hold up oh there's more oh snap it says oh no oh no it says you know what we're standing on right now guess what we're standing on rocks nope your sensitivity that's right we're standing on your sensitivity i just want to thank everyone for their sensitivity because that is what allowed me to purchase my dream farm in hawaii antarctica so if you are a normal if you're a great happy positive person with great values this is a walmart joke somewhere in there never give up and that's great don't listen to what i'm about to say because it's not meant for you but if you're if you wake up on the wrong side of the bed every day and you're just rude and you're jerk to everyone for no reason you see someone being happy and you want to be mad so you go up and just rain on their parade every day just know that your sensitivity is what makes me keep going okay so um look when we first started no one no one liked what i did at all now everyone can you know i've been watching videos a while and i didn't used to like them but i like them now okay well thank you very much but my point is when i started i didn't have anything i started with nothing on my grandpa's farm that i didn't even own i'm standing on this because your sensitivity bought this for me your sensitivity is what fueled me to just do it anyways okay so if it wasn't for your sensitivity i wouldn't be where i'm at today so if you're looking at the dislike count it's probably like 920 or something and there's like 95 000 likes probably those 920 people are on every video nobody it could be like saving this innocent golden retriever from an alligator that was about to bite it in half thousand dislikes did you want to see it eat the golden retriever or something probably that's why you're a sorry person so my point is that your sensitivity will always fuel other people and just just keep being the way you are keep it up because it's helping a lot yeah i think that about covered it you remember my garage i've remodeled this thing like seven times and that's only because i have destroyed it six in the ceiling times i started everything in this garage i think all all great things are started in a small garage it motivates you if you're in this cozy garage with marble floors and diamond ceilings you're not going to be motivated to do anything you just like oh my god so pretty um i never show my house and that's because it's just kind of crappy i mean it's an old farmhouse rental here's my house yeah they must look at it when we started out i did this one video my mailbox was in like a half second of a video and i was editing it and i was like should i take it out i mean i don't want people know where i live and i was like no no one's ever gonna find this channel no one's ever gonna watch my stuff and people watch my stuff um i had to put the sign up no trespassing you know what that used to say i think i said burnouts are okay you know what happened no one did a burnout because they were lame just look up into the yard and take pictures all my stuff so i had to put this up can you read or are you just stupid that maybe they are just stupid some kid pulled up in the driveway and we're working we're working on a truck he walks up and just crosses arms just stands there just looks at the truck didn't say anything i'm like hey can i help you man just stood there he's like having a good one like dude where would you come from oh all these these are from paintballs now there's like yeah no don't don't get your hopes up too quick because i haven't finished the story um i was sitting in the living room one day and i it sounded like someone threw a rock at the window real hard well you know this isn't my first rodeo um so i have i had things sitting on the floor next to me that most people would use in an endangered situation that i immediately picked up this door is always locked and it's never used it's like got a deadbolt thing i literally picked up my thing and i get off the couch i'm in like my boxers dude i slammed out the door i busted the door and the trim flies off i busted like the deadbolt open i i expelled what what was in that thing and i immediately got in the car with that no that was like i immediately got in the car it was like one in the morning and i chased these people down dude i was up on their ass so quick i was up on their ass i was laying on the horn and i was literally this far from there [Music] you all may tuck their phone by like i see you it's not a one-way road like you want to destroy this thing like oh piece of crap like that no i just i only destroy like specific stuff not just everything but this literally got to the point and still is to the point where people drive will fly over with planes people fly over with their planes um and they'll take pictures and video and they'll post on facebook like oh i found his place today didn't see any destruction happening and i get it like it's just fans and they they don't i don't know maybe they do know better though like i just think people should know better like it's it's common sense to respect people's privacy anyways people couldn't respect my privacy so i'm having to basically move from my family farm of 100 years to get some privacy um so we're going to drive the property line now kind of what what is drivable not much of its driving this is all straight for every line right here so this is part of it for another mile half mile that way [Music] things [Music] there's a bunch of these deer stands on the place yeah come on up let me show them the view here so yep pretty nice view to this one look up in here that's part of it it's literally like square rocks boulders all up through there like acres of boulders and my fifth favorite part another one of the favorite parts is this so yeah it goes all the way up to there pretty nice so this is like a 50 60 acre field and a quarter mile up into there just to walk from one end to the other of this uh it's a miles so this is the highest point this is all the way at the back end of the property you can see um all the hills off in the distance so where we came in at is a mile from the road now uh this isn't part of it but all the woods this way and all the woods down there in front of that is all part of it so a quarter mile that way in a mile that way so there's a bunch of other fields scattered up in between all that but there's not much dirt i'm gonna try to plant corn on it though but yeah rocks right here [Music] this looks like isn't this badass i was gonna say we're gonna we gotta call like the moon that's sick look at this there's like huge boulders just laying out here got them with it this is a package deal it came with these what is this oh i have spiders on my property yes a 2 000 year old walking stick from a tall man this is probably extremely valuable oh i broke it crap dude this is sick look down here it's like five feet deep no it goes way deeper in some spots there's holes random holes holy crap the water is built dude all the water from this corner of the property literally goes into this hole that thing filled up there's a ton of water in there and it rained all night last night and that hole right there is 15 to 20 feet deep straight down that completely filled up dude how far does that go how does that go i don't know look at that he's gonna get stuck okay there's stuff in here themselves inside of those things that's why fridges now have magnetic doors so the small children can escape they want me getting out of my fridge it's gonna be so hard on the r8 in the lambo when i take it through this [Music] dude i got to figure out where all this water's going there's holes all over this farm on the left here we have wonderful boulder fields of five foot tall rock then we have a lovely selection of cliffs here and a nice 20-foot deep pit if you look really closely in about two months you'll see the annual migration of the general elise going over this so dude it's a 20 mile an hour wind up there and there is nothing there's gonna be so many snakes in there it's a snake pit yeah that's it yep that's what we should name this the snake pit general lee jumps the snake pit coming to theater soon this is the actual cave you can crawl into well a little like a cave cave or do they shed their skin or is this a dead armadillo that armadillo hat blocked the x-rays yeah oh it's a forward tailgate you weren't lying oh that's awesome that's awesome this is like 500 yards from the nearest trail like there's no reason for this to be out here 120 years from now wait why is there 45 tailgates out in these woods and they're out here tearing up my moss so i'm gonna have to get signs out like cletus has signs uh stay off the grass i'm gonna have to stay off the moss sign because people don't people don't get it they're tracking up my moss you're on the moss right now but i'm stepping gently oh here we are at the entrance to new beginnings held together by a small twig with a lock on it there we go i now present to you freedom farms just joking i don't copy people i think we call it frenzy farm though anyone like the name frenzy farm any objections that's from fortnite it's not from the night no it's like the word frenzy cactus is we have cactuses oh it looks like some children were here that's one thing about this farm that they warned me about is why i got such a good deal on it they said at night the children come out i didn't know what they meant but now it's starting to make sense they said don't mess with their toys but we're going to anyways but oh okay that's over there it's gonna it's gonna piss him off a little bit but it's gonna piss him off nice pile of asbestos over here it's one thing i bought this for is all the asbestos i was going to take and resell it people are mining for asbestos left and right it's one of the new big things more land than i could explore in 10 years um you hear that it's an echo no one in this whole property is even going to hear my voice they'll never hear the screen scream as loud as you never hear the screams it's a lot and it's honest work i strive to be this man here he's just happy he doesn't even know just a man and a dream dart there's not a single building on this farm nothing no no we need like a just normal barbed wire fence so if you cross that you deserve what's coming you need to get one then there's another fence that's like a million volts it's just one big wire you run it's like it's like one of those um it's like an electric power line with all the insulation pulled off of it just around a whole property i'm just talking about electric fence to keep cattle in by the way my dad bought me this farm that's right just like all dads buy their kid maker farms my dad bought me this plate and i cannot thank him enough he's so nice my dad is the nicest person he actually is nice but my dad is the nicest person you'll ever know he bought me this shovel can't tell the sarcasm here is probably going above most of people that dislike this video's heads so i was thinking we could put like be a shop here and then the house would go back there and i was thinking where we came in over there we could put a water tower paint it like old-fashioned looking and we could build like a barn with silos we could put in an old-fashioned gas station in the center we could dynamite like a hundred foot deep pit and we put a mountain on that side i could dig a trent a tunnel underneath from one end to the other and then have bridges going we cut every the limbs off of every single tree so we have a bunch of like spikes sticking up and we could carve them to a point with chainsaws yeah i just wonder what that always looked like i've been thinking about this for a while god dig 10 foot deep pits all around the perimeter with spikes in them with spikes or we'll pave an anchor and put a burnout pit yeah none of these trees will get injured on my watch i will definitely not cut a bunch of trees also off two feet above the ground for a bunch of stumps and then use it as a testing ground to drive things over cut every tree on the whole property cut them all off every single one but leave them where they're at and then put hinges on each one with a small pin and you could literally fold the whole woods back off hit a button hydraulic the whole wood stands back up and just run it into the wall and it could spin like really fast i don't know long story short there's a lot of work to do here like there's hundreds of unclear acres here like way way more than anything we'd have on the other property so i think i'll just put 100 acre shop up and everything that you're looking at probably shop space yep okay if you need this shirt though it's on my website uh my link in my instagram bio which is um i am now boycotting instagram just so everyone knows you may see that i don't post anymore uh instagram was one thing that was like instagram was all that i lived for like it was my favorite thing i woke up and i was ready to post on instagram i enjoyed it you know it made my day better um i was really depressed and life wasn't worth living so i would post on instagram and i'd be happy again but instagram doesn't want to see people be happy so what they did is basically they flagged my account and and deleted a bunch of my stuff and called me a terrible person but i've been a really bad person so instagram wants to remove my existence who's a really good person jesus long story short if jesus had an instagram they would delete it he converted water into wine and he was providing alcohol for underage that's jesus converted water into wine that's distribu just distribution of unregulated goods they didn't they didn't show their id before they got wine from jesus so instagram deleted his account and then froze his accounts his bank accounts froze his bank accounts repossess his house burned his property killed should do it [Music] you

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Published: Thu Mar 18 2021