Flexing My $130,000 Roblox Account

the title is not clickbait my roblox account is worth over a hundred thousand us dollars last episode i spent ten thousand dollars to dominate a bunch of roblox game modes i still have 840 000 robux so the plan is once again to buy our way to victory in a bunch of game modes however last time i was a simple gingerbread i looked so poor i didn't look like a robux millionaire so my mate linkman99 the richest guy in roblox he said he'd hook me up with the most expensive roblox items he could find i have no idea why these are expensive i kind of just look like a dementor from harry potter they now will obviously know that i am a boss because it says i'm a boss on my gold chain yeah you can see the dominus astra this little hood is worth 12 million that's a hundred and twenty thousand dollar hood buying ten thousand robux is a hundred us dollars so do the mathematics this gold chain's worth 120 000 robux that's a twelve hundred dollar chain these horns are worth two thousand us dollars these wings are worth six thousand us dollars incredible now i should mention uh if you guys buy robux there's actually a supporter creator code so you can now use code laser in the robux store um first game is yeah simulator a bunch of people said i should play this just because i have yate tattooed on my arm all right this looks incredible there's a yate depot yes eight eight eight yay i'm trying to yate to this target man i have the weakest arm um so after eating for about uh 35 minutes i realize this game isn't that great however i found out if you spend enough money which i can do ah you can eat a baby oh look at that i can easily afford to start yating babies look at that look at me hold the little baby inside my thanos hands this is where money gets your kids if you ever want to throw a baby you best be a millionaire to be able to get away with it all right ready time to eat a baby you eat oh my god he exploded against that wall you can't really see it wait i just realized if i eat a baby all my pets get a baby you eat babies you eat the babies all over the place ah that's where money gets to your life kids this is yeah it's gotta be again some youtube guidelines man if only if i could make this much money eating babies in real life you know that's the dream that's the dream you know you've run out of babies oh no uh if you look at the next richest eater he has 150 000 yt bucks i have 75 million all right i think i proved my point i became the king yida and it only cost me like 100 bucks you get to eat babies for like 100 bucks ah we have youtube tycoon i mean i think i know a thing or two about youtube all right how oh my god look at this i don't even know what this is but hey boy do i look good you can tell i'm rich yeah is there any actual players in here i can flex on wait i don't understand how this game works so you have a factory this factory makes youtube videos i wish it was that simple you can literally just start the tycoon all right let's see what that does all right look i'm building my factory line i don't have any cash so i can't actually do anything so i guess like you buy stuff in this game with subs all right so obviously we're gonna buy our way to victory uh i mean we can literally just buy a hundred million subs all right so for three dollars i can be pewdiepie all right all right i'm just gonna become pewdiepie real quick all right look at that i'm pewdiepie all right maybe i want to be better than pewdiepie i want to beat t-series pewdiepie couldn't beat t-series but look at me it cost me six dollars to beat him take that loser all right how about we build a really crazy uh conveyor machine all right got myself a dive and play button video machine i'm just gonna build the most crazy crazy factory ever apparently this is how you make youtube videos you just build a factory line like this uh so i spent like the next five minutes just really working on high quality videos working really hard on my channel you know focusing on titles thumbnails my youtube channel has a pool a dance floor and a holographic globe which i this just represents how my youtube channel is dominating the world how is a factory line representative of my youtube channel right i have a speedboat it's a speedboat full of money you know what they say boats and hoes they boats to knows come on buddy run through i've got money for you come on come on yep and it kills him that's what happens when you try and hack my channel for some money giant youtube statue beautiful youtube king statue easy roof house easy all right well considering i have a speedboat full of money a pool a dance floor a giant gold statue of myself a helicopter it only cost me about a hundred dollars but i have become the greatest youtuber of all time look at these other pitiful youtube channels look at them they're so small and pitiful look at my gigantic hq this is the kind of success you can get when you have a roblox account worth a hundred thousand dollars uh-huh the next game is lumberjack legends all right let's see how this game works you chop trees um you upgrade your tools to collect more wood that's cool buy pets there's always pets these gamers always have pets all right take a look at me i'm a chunky chunky boy with a gigantic axe [Music] watch me chop down all your work so how's this game played do i literally just chop therese oh you you just straight up shop threes that's actually kind of cool last week we were mowing now we're chopping down trees yeah boy yeah look at that 15 wood oh see a tree i'm a backpack's full i think we'll buy the infinite backpack just like last time uh only 600 robux that is nothing to me i wiped my butt was 600 robux all right now i have an infinite bag i can chop trees forever yeah take that beast take that buddy all right sell my wood yeah look at that 235 coins all right this is where we buy better tools oh it goes all the way down to a uh epic double axe i think i'm gonna need a lot more than 235 coins so how about we um as always start buying stuff money buys everything kids oh this is mad so this game actually has admin command so i can turn everyone's head into poop for 500 robux i will absolutely do that look everyone's head has poop on it look at that every single one best five dollars i've ever spent let's start by just buying a whole bunch of coins and see where that gets us all right let's uh let's hit buy all and see which axe i get for 250 000 coins oh i got a ruby double axe that's so cool we have such a long way to go oh look at that i absolutely eat the trees you seeing this beast you seeing this you're seeing this look at this beast look at this you are wasting paper mr beast has made a a roblox account to uh chase after me ah this is great i'm having so much fun i will be the greatest lumberjack in the world i will not rest until i have every single upgrade and i have chopped down every single tree yeah i think games without leaderboards i'm just gonna buy my way to having every single upgrade you know just making all the kids jealous so even though there's no leaderboard i still feel really good about myself because the kids are jealous i'm a horrible person perhaps the worst human to ever live oh there's this place i can buy pets from because for some reason every single one of these games needs to have pets i don't know why all right so now i have um i have some bats i have a b i have a bird and i get 40 million timber every swing how many how many trees are on the planet apparently there is uh three trillion trees oh we'll be done in no time i've already got 2.7 billion cut down the best part is i found out you can go in here and you can buy these booths that literally let you auto swing like see this i am auto swinging i am doing quite literally nothing it is auto swinging and auto selling i am doing nothing i'm getting trillions of dollars what is happening to my screen yeah this is where money gets you you can literally buy an auto swing feature so i don't even have to touch the mouse anymore i'm destroying true i can't even see the screen dude dude auto swing is the dumbest thing i've ever seen ever i don't even have to press a button if i don't want to and i'm getting quintillions of dollars spending money literally just annihilates this game mode it doesn't make sense six hours later well i auto swung throughout the night and now i have 189 octillion dollars there is one more axe for me to buy and i can do that there we go this is the most epic axe in the game it is looks like just an ordinary axe i get 46 quintillion trees every swing there is only three trillion trees on the planet mr beast you have you are nothing to me oh look at that one hit they're gone one hit and the trees are out of here oh mr beast is in shambles right now i only have 712 000 roebucks left i spent like a hundred thousand robux on this game it cost me a thousand dollars to become a max rank wood chopper and of course i have pets so i have a bunch of flower pots that's another game mode conquered that's another win for capitalism all right the next game is car crashes how's this game work i can already see i can buy a whole bunch of stuff i like the sound of that uh there is a top crusher's leaderboard i don't know about if i can get onto that oh oh bro i like the look at the van yeah nice white van yeah you guys want some free robux i'm just gonna go for a quick drive you can see my 200 000 outfit sticking out of the van so even if i get a car accident and the police identify me they will know i'm rich and take me to the rich hospital yeah boy straight into a tree oh mate set my car on fire she's now how am i gonna give people free robux oh she's not she's actually on fire all right all right then uh as always guys you know the rules now it is time to spend way too many robux look i'll handle the money spending and just get the most cooked vehicle and i'll see you in a second nick minute um so apparently there's a destruction derby thing and all these guys are trying to destroy me but i spent 500 on this gigantic vehicle and i don't think that can do literally anything for me you don't you don't stand a chance guys just give up i'm a thanos truck yeah oh this is actually mad this is look at me run over him yeah boy yeah boy oh my god i eviscerate their things yes oh my god bro look poor dolphin man just got absolutely eviscerated look at these guys trying to take out my car i won of course i won the destruction derby i spent the most money bow before my money spending ability [Music] so i played some game modes that i cut out of the video in actuality i've spent roughly 270 000 robux but none of the game modes i've been playing seem to have a leaderboard where i can etch myself in history now streused you may have seen it i've played it on stream it is essentially a fortnight rip-off like take a look at this game you can full build and then man let me correct 90s cranking 90s in roblox right now it is meant to have other players but i have a vip server because i i am vip so this game actually does have leaderboards for once there's a kills leaderboard there's a wins leaderboard i'm obviously terrible at games so i'm not interested in that this one though robux spent 99 000 robux easy youtube you are nothing to me this is the leaderboard that i will dominate this is the leaderboard that i will take over i can do this in my sleep all right so you may be thinking how do we spend some dollary dues in this game um so you buy coins you know six thousand roebucks peach uh you spend the coins on these cases you know you open cases of skins and stuff like that so gamers that is what we're gonna do i'm gonna buy like 15 of these and he's the youtube we'll be will be crying in his sleep as i overtake him as the most ex like richest scrucid player and he's going to be super upset here we go man it takes a lot of effort to be really good at games look at look at how many times i have to click my mouse oh this is so much effort to be so good at games i think that might be it i think i've spent enough it usually takes a while for the leaderboards to update so i might as well open the 32 legendary cases i bought i don't i don't i don't know if i care about any of this actually i don't know i don't know if i don't even care about any of these things so well i look like a giraffe i'm a giraffe now but a very rich giraffe that is etched in history will we have done it will we have etched our place in history will i ever send it to sheer greatness take a look at it eat that easy right where i should be right where i should be right at the top of the robot spent leaderboard i played this game for five minutes i don't care about it at all but i'm right at the top that's what i care about all right boys that's another episode of uh spending way too much money to dominate roblox i don't know it's just kind of funny in total we spent 377 000 robux we still have 464 000 remaining so i will return and i will dominate more game modes that look i'm just a youtuber that likes to invest his money back into dumb crap to really push the boundaries of the stuff you can do capitalism always win all right hope you enjoyed it don't forget code laser in the roadblocks and fortnight item shops

Channel: LazarBeam

Views: 21,433,649

Keywords: gaming

Id: 5B7E47qIqPI

Length: 13min 44sec (824 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 28 2020

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[u/Alex246812]

Already seen it lol good one