I Became A Minecraft Speedrunner...

a few months ago i decided i wanted to become a minecraft speedrunner you know i've been seeing all on the youtubes and just everywhere i go it's just more minecraft videos about speedrunning it it's just polluted youtube and i've seen all these videos on speedrunning and i've thought you know how hard can it be it's just beating the game fast i'll be able to be on the leaderboards and although it may not look like it this was peculiar and strange this is the full journey of how i actually became a speedrunner but this all started months ago so right let's go back a few months but but before we do by the way i've been doing way more of these kind of story time videos so if you enjoy please subscribe because most people uh find these videos annoying so if you don't i'd really appreciate if you subscribe so a few months back i did the first thing that that any normal person in my position would do you know you want to be a speeder and a here's what you do your message dream and so i you know i slid into the big man's dms um and he ignored me oh you know i said speedrun please why don't you and um so stop messaging him after that i'll be honest with you all i was a little bit upset you know i thought we were kind of kind of the best of friends but but he didn't reply to me so i decided you know what i'm just going to do it myself i don't need him screw him so i tried speed running it went so bad oh [ __ ] sake oh okay it was so speedrunning is so difficult when i tried and i kept dying and beaten up by the new the new piglet mobs then back in my day there was only one type of zombie pig man the nether i i kept dying i could barely even get them another because i couldn't do the portal but that's where that's where we had so the thing i noticed was that when i was trying to build the nether pool there's this trick that you see all the top speed runners do where they build like an l now i don't know if you're like me but i'm just kind of like listen i've been a little bit into skywars you know i used to make skywars videos in the past i did one video i did a lot of hacking at one point for some reason but i'm a pretty almost casual minecraft player i don't know what this l means when they're speed running but all i do know is that when i'm watching them it's like it's like watching that it's like they're trying to freaking hit it's like that scene in the simpsons movie where there's the hypnotized lady it's so like they go they do it so quickly when they're building the portal so i decided you know what if i'm if i can't do that myself i need to start making progress so that although dream wouldn't reply to me um and he did send me this this guy um a b-tech dream i i messaged him and he very eagerly uh responded it was very weird and i got in a call with him and i i went george can you teach me speedrunning and he went so then i got in a call with big g and and he taught me how to and he was my teacher can you make that journey yeah i can i can make this jump no my god the area i'm the teacher here the first step okay to doing this trip this speed run yeah all right let me let me start taking notes wait wait wait here let me just once i i'm gonna go mom pen please no okay george george i've got my notes i've got my notes okay so you already take notes are you yeah i need to learn how to do the portal thing most importantly oh you guys are quick find lava pool okay you need you need uh george my handwriting is like oh one vital piece of information i've forgotten okay i want you to use your intuition with it i don't know george says cheating george says cheating is not that bad george no you don't need to write that down oh no no i think i need to behind this block you want to build the l the infamous l oh my yes yes george thank you thank you so much george you placed the water bucket right there and look at that one these two blocks here make it elevate slightly up so that when you place them right there it fills it in if this block wasn't here this sound blocked you wouldn't be able to place that one there i'll help you oh my god thank you once you see them on the top ones yeah i need to do the bottom ones first surely no well no actually i'll tell you why in a second okay god oh god you haven't messed up but you just haven't done an optimal speed okay and then and then get your friends deal ready no and then boom voila let's check out our sport good work yeah yeah i'm assuming you made notes of that right oh of course of course that guy was trying to get my pen yeah george was a bit weird honey he's a he's a bit strange but hey i i he taught me how to do the portal thing and you know i could do the portal thing now some of the time put your block right here right against this stuff no i'm genuinely not listening okay let me write down this i am this bad and i tried spittering after that but it wasn't good enough i couldn't i couldn't get my full my full verified run but i realized after i spoke to george and he was he's a weird lady i realized that i spoke to him and i don't think it was speed running that i was missing it was the confidence it was it was the swag and so you know some might call this immature i call it um the influencer life i went on a a spending spree on amazon.com i bought a headband coke and i poured it into shot glasses like you would do a teenager parties but instead it's me sat in my room a diamond sword an and mlg glasses [ __ ] yeah and um and real life dream you know because if he's not gonna reply to my messages at least i need them there so i can you know then i decided you know what i need the confidence i need people watching me i need like a twitch chat that goes by a million miles per second so i decided i was gonna stream it but i needed someone to bounce off of uh so i needed wilbur but the thing about my good friend will he is my good friend the thing about my good friend wilbur is that he he doesn't you know he doesn't usually want to come on my streams but yeah i don't i don't know why so so i had to convince him so i you know i did convince him it's speedrun time [ __ ] what do you mean it's run time why did you message me saying this is an emergency oh well because it is an emergency wheelbarrow i was right well technically technically my mother is dying we're all dying if you if you tell me why did you dm me will please come it's an emergency so so your mom's not dying you don't well i mean she could be i haven't asked so why you after that with like a quarter of a million viewers watching me we got speed running tommy you already had a crafting table yeah but i have two you're gonna get killed by the piglens watch me that's the portal that's the portal i could go to this biome and farm endermen there's the brothel what how dare you make my accent poles why don't you just get the golden nuggets ah fine i'll use the old meta then shall i it was the out of date meta i'll use the out-of-date meta shall i this guy chap how many viewers am i on only a quarter of a million [ __ ] you wait wait wait wait this could have this could have pogba's loot tables hear the haters i run too quick get beds tommy smite smite that's good against that's good against blazes that's good against blazers i'll get the bet i'll get the beds and then i'll get oh the ladies why did you why did thank you thank you so many speed running friends god thank you for bringing me into the world i won't let you down just tommy i don't think anyone's ever lit a portal with a [ __ ] word oh my god oh my god everyone told me i was wrong everyone told me i was wrong what the [ __ ] [Applause] could someone just cut back to dream speedrunning stream from last night reset quickly yeah you don't have a shield yeah i can make one i'm hacking i'm hacking baby i'm hacking i've got inbuilt hacks from day one i'm not on any cocaine chat stop telling me i'm on cocaine i don't even know what that drug is oh not that it's a drug it could be it could be a woman so i don't want anything else not against another why are you just running in this world i'm damned not again start again i don't care it was him that did it you stream once every full moon you might as well do it you're so unathletic 250 000 viewers and a twitch chat that moved up bullet speed it wasn't enough you know i had my adrenaline i had my my my dopamine surge that sounded [ __ ] weird it just it wasn't ah i needed more and this is when the story gets gets gets crazy and i know when people say crazy it usually sounds really cringy and and wanky but so to go on a little bit of a back track i've had this computer i've been using for about four years even my very oldest stream footage was on this same computer and i was quite happy with my computer but i thought if i'm i thought if i'm gonna speed run i'm gonna need the bet the highest frames possible so i spent the most money i have ever spent on on anything ever and i bought my custom pc which i named the speedrun mobile i literally spent an entire day in a call with phils of minecraft and my dad going between two pc websites trying to get the most specific specs it was oh it was just to play minecraft to play minecraft and there's a slightly higher fps after a few weeks and yeah it weeks boys i'm talking with this video has taken so long to do uh the pc arrived now the problem was i was in the middle of uploading all of these mod videos i just started making when it arrived so i didn't want to set it all up because i knew it would like crash my computer and then have to reset everything so i just left this this humongous box in my dad's office and he's it was so massive it was a killer beast but once the mod video started slowing down i got out the pc and i decided hey i'm gonna turn it on i'm gonna set it all up and so i did that and that took like an afternoon and holy [ __ ] look at it [Music] right in it i like all your colors it's like disco pewter in it it is like discovery why don't you call it disco pewter tom no it's the speed room it's not as good a name yeah the pc was super cool um but it was also a massive pain because i wanted to stream like that night but the problem was it resets all of your settings when you get a new computer so and shout out to phil's of minecraft by the way who has just she's been my tech support guy for the past month i spent six hours six hours in a call with with phil just going over cameras so i got the pc set up i got everything ready and then i booted up minecraft and i had like a thousand fps and it was so cool so i started speed running and that uh you lock is is when it got oh we entered my uh the week of of pain now the reason i call it the week of pain is because i basically spent an entire week where when i'd wake up but like at like two o'clock and then i get on my pc i speed room for about two hours not get close to my run and then fail and go to bed that that was my like job for like a week i i eat sleep speed speed run repeat you know the people would ask me hey why are you streaming about half as much because i was speed running why you know girls would often message me why are you replying to my snapchats less because i you know that hasn't happened yet why are you uploading less videos because i was i was speed running but finally after about i'd i'd say a week and a half of of this [ __ ] i got my good run i got it i was in the car with my mates jack and and badly new and we we finally got this speed run and bearing in mind earlier that day i'd gotten like so close 60 minutes into a run and then i had to go genuinely because my mum needed me to do chores you say now oh [ __ ] me and i've never been more [ __ ] pissed off at that moment but finally we had the god run i've done to amsterdam 100 000 oh oh here we go here we go really early entry holy [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] off what this is this is the pickling trades are taking a little while jam i'll be honest with you they are they are they're being a bit [ __ ] actually oh wait okay i should just finish off these you deserve them oh my god [ __ ] yeah man let's [ __ ] yeah man oh god [Music] come on come on come on come on [Music] [Applause] we i actually did it i know i this isn't one of them i've fully committed and i got a the one hour six minutes 24 seconds and 40 you have to measure your milliseconds for speed running 48 milliseconds i got my speed run oh [ __ ] yeah and so that's right 1416th place is me now i forgot to mention uh that when i made my speedrun.com account i didn't name it tommy in it even though i could have had my actual self on the leaderboard and the name tommy and it was available i opted for the name wife haver and it's only because it's more accurate so finally after that i submitted my run and i i hate to say it it got rejected what is that am i about to be the only youtuber ever to be in a large cheating controversy to do with minecraft look like luckily not because because it turns out i just i hadn't wrote the seed and i submitted the run again this time with the seed and i also you know i snuck in the message wife abbott is pleased and boys they did they accepted it i am a verified speedrunner 1416th place that is yours truly you know it might only have taken me a few months and i might have done it uh very very unproductively i mean you can check the verified speed run in the description i'll put a link there just so you all know i'm bri i'm real i'm this is me now i'm like logan paul going into boxing but this will be my competitive arena well if you enjoyed please do subscribe and click the videos on the screen i fully did it i'm proud of me [Music] and so are most women

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Length: 17min 12sec (1032 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 19 2021