Hello!! *clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap* **CRASH** Welcome to Hello... ...Neighbor Let's play. I play this game before but the full game is out now and now it's divided into acts how exciting Here we are Wow they changed it a lot, dude, damn!! This feels like a whole new game! All I remember was I was trying to infiltrate this man's house for no reason. AAND F-For just for some reason he would get pissed off What is this cut scene? They're having coitus Christian Channel Hey man I get it. Sometimes you gotta lock a bish in the dungeon. Oh my! Oh, jeezus! Oh! Aw... ...hell no! The rick and morty fans - have you kept locked in there REEEE! REEEE! Here we are okay, so this is our house..? Yes? Nope. What a great parking you-- you got there, buddy I love the art style; It's very 90's HELLOOO MINNA-SAN, I'm hiding in closet Man, they changed SO much, dude. This is crazy! Alright, let's just go. I can't seem to open it..? There we go. Hey, how you doin'... NO NO He's throwing stuff dededededededededededededede Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Nice legs, dude; Do you work-- Oh god. Maybe I can break the window and sneak in that way How do I grab stuff? It was 'E', wasn't it? Here we go! Okay, you have to hold down 'E' for some reason. Alright, let's break his window. ha-kachow! Nailed it KACHOW Wow, I'm such a good pitcher. listen I just want to know who he keeps in his sex dungeon. I don't think that's... ...TOO much to ask. I can peep through the hole as well. Okay. That's cool. Oh. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming Hey, who jumps through their own window?!?!?! HE'S THREWING MILK!!!!!! Take that! What is he doing in there taking a shit? How am I supposed to climb that ? This is worse than getting over it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Ah f- Hey, you can't grab me from here. Ahahah...OH SHIT! Oh shit! Oh. You ca- You can jump wow what an incredible master of jumping. We need a box, hello Mr. Box. You're my best friend, Okay never mind, then jeezus. dOn'T mInD mE! DON'T MIND ME. It's my box and I can do whatever I want with it hey hey what you goin, do huh what you gonna, do huh? Oh shit crazy BRAH!!!! HAHA Works every time we're gonna jump up here, we're gonna jump up here We're gonna jump up here and here and "heah." And then we're gonna place box OH God damn it alright. We're fine fine. Nevermind. You know what they say: "Any man with a mustache, has a mustache." Hey stop throwing things. I'm innocent Did you "tomato" my face? Come on man I'm just trying to break into your house. How do I drop box? Right-click. Ok and then pick up with 'E'. Right-Click, drop. Ok, ok. Have you ever been a box? I hear that son of a bitch Dude, I'm just boxing it up dude. I'm just boxing it up. I'm just I'm just boxing it up I don't understand your attitude. Hey hey hey hey hey Hey, come get me hey hey Come a little closer come a little closer come a little closer what the hell , the banana peel didn't even w.. is that Milk ? , there it is there it is box it up, buddy There it is, look at No You wiggle a little, and you fly off to space. Did they not have gravity in the 90's?? Thank you, finally. I get it Power Move. Oh Spartans oh oh I need something to break his windows with right ok so far. We have nothing that you can really Break stuff with to be honest. No bench could be useful, but I suppose not how about a book Why don't we have a mustache thing this? That's gotta-- That's gotta smash some stuff. All right. Can we break windows? Yes, absolutely You CAN break windows, ok. Oh god. I'm so-- SUMIMASEN! (Weeb for "I'm Sorry") Ey! He threw the milk! Dude, I'm sorry about breaking your window, but it wasn't me. No of course of course if we can break the window. Yes. I'm a genius I must be the smartest player in the whole world I bet none other thought of this before I did look at this 3 360 that a whoa high-five there that was sick man all right now. We're gonna break his fucking window It's fine. It's fine. I got time Or barricade Or barricade it's barricaded its barricaded What is happening we're barricading we're barricading What is this I Think I did something What is HAP? Oh? What is that? He just saw a chair at me? What are you doing buddy all right? Well we did that now so maybe now we can go in here Is that a fucking bowling ball Hey catch He caught it. I'm so confusion. Oh, there's a flashlight we need that This game! Oh wow the window repaired itself Fantastic! There we go; Fixed it! What?? How did this happen? Fantastic, everybody. Oh look at that. We did it. That does not look like a door thing. Okay? Oh, there's another key Keys are good - PewDiePie 2017 Think I know where this goes! Oh look, it's a magnet. Ah ah Okay, we have the magnet. Let's not-- Oh my god. I don't understand why this guy has an i-- What his issue is. I'm just trying to be a law-- law abi-- Oh, thank god he's sleeping, dude. Thank god, dude. Oh my god I'm just trying to stack boxes on top of each other and I don't think that's too much to ask I really really don't think that's too much to-- magnet time It doesn't work oh Okay well, that's a crowbar what about this oh? Wow what is that lockpick and a crowbar we need to we need to get rid of something? What should we get rid of? The car keys, we probably don't need. Okay. All right cool now can beat him to death All right, we're sneaking We're sneaking, I don't know what I'm doing There we go wrenchy wrenchy mein fragon thank you. Hey a shovel Wow I love shovels run run run run run Yes, and now of course oh Victoryy Oh, what the what dude what? What this is crazy? Red key ,Red key ,Red key ,Red key ,Red key all right we need to drop something How about yellow key? I don't even stupid yellow key, red key, Red key oh, yeah Oh, I know where we are we're in the Attic dude All right, can I just jump out the window then that works oh? Wow what just happened so far everything has gone super smooth I think we're gonna have to distract him properly this time because I think the red key goes to his living room Oh Here we go here we go Did we do it? We did it!
Das ist gut!
Das ist gut, ja? Very good! High five dude I mean whamen whatever you are you know do your thing dude? We're in the basement. There's people here There's bound to be people here Hey Who did that noise? I Have a watering can, and I'm not afraid to use it. Okay. All right. I see what's happening here We're gonna have to climb up we're gonna have to climb up on this one. As you do. There's something behind Maybe we need to start the washing machine It's a secret. It's a secret room! Oh my god. Timmy Timmy lived here look at his nipples Timmy are you all right? Yes. Yes, señor. Thank you for come and help me. Señor Timmy, what is happened to yous? I dont kno i turn into matress No, Timmy! No! So many secrets... Ha-cha! ...But where do the lies end? Oh my god, It's a secret [indistinguishable] room! Where's my flashlight? I needed it now. I needed it now. What the hell? Is this "Prey"? someone's been playing too much "Prah" Maybe I shouldn't be playing this hahaha. I wish I had the flashlight Spooky spooky hey, I can bring him you're comin' with me mr dummy but I don't want to, Pewds-- Master Pew--. Shut up, buddy. You're not a judge of me. O God omae wa mo shinderu run dummy oh no Dummy you're back. I was just chilling goddamnit Hey, it's me So that's the exit can I go I gotta initiate the power in the beginning, okay? Did he turn the power on oh he did so then I just have to exit now god fucking damnit. Oh? Wait it's good. It's good. Yes. yatta Oh no run Come on dummy we're gonna get away what the hell dummy you can't do it without me you have to Goddamn, it get the what the fuck dude okay fine fine fine. You can have the dummy WTF am I gonna throw?? What is happening Dummy where are you? I just have the broom. I'm sorry dummy That was sexual Okay, so that was the end of Act one pretty pretty cool also very glitchy a kind of a mess But let me know if you want more leave a like as we always say on this channel and remember Be good to each other and as always squad fam
Really did not appreciate the 2013 humour and the ADHD cringey editing, please stahp this and revert back to 2016-2017 Pewds where the target audience isn't stupid children and the humour isn't awful.