How to win a argument

poor for Bo you should have been here 5 minutes ago why what happened silentio thank you sorry why are you left H I tell you my boss where I work he tell me about a horse who's going to win the big race tomorrow very clever horse talking horse when horses don't talk he told me he get the tip straight from the horses mou that's just a racing term all right then he tell me to put my shed on horse you didn't nah oh thank goodness for that my shed wouldn't fit the horse I bet10 to win on the horse and10 is a lot of money you could lose no lose tomorrow I'll be plenty Rich M look there's no such thing as a certainty my horse is sure to win how do you know e see I tell you big race starts 2:00 all right yes Book Maker he tell me my horse starts at 10 to1 those are the odds your horse will start at 2:00 just like all the rest he tried to cheat me I go punch his face you do no sit down it's time we all started work now just take the register to miss Courtney and then we'll have a look at your homework all right yeah Miss cotney I brought the register two absentees tonight ingred and Zan hey well I've had a letter from your Hungarian student oh has he gone sick no he's gone back to Hungary oh enter Excuse Me Miss Courtney yes what you want I'm Sheikh Al hammed and I'm interested in your English classes oh well you don't mind me saying so your English is fairly good thank you it is comforting to know that my ears at Oxford were not wasted however I would like my personal shafford to join your class I I'm afraid that is quite impossible it is midterm and students are not permitted to join halfway through a course rules are rules I'm sure you could make an exception for a little donation of uh uh £2,000 this isn't the Dorchester Hotel you know this is an educational establishment you can't expect us to bend the rules just cuz you plun too Grand on the table can he miss Courtney well of course he can where is your chofa now outside will you come in now but he's white people usually are from Glasgow he Scots but of course but why do you want us to teach him English because I can't understand a word of what he says John I know mean that I don't understand how bit saying [Applause] hello can I help you no don't SM until just go hang about here bur 10 but I think the whole idea is ridiculous I am supposed to teach English to foreign students he sounds like a foreign student look wouldn't it be far simpler for you to just get another chauffeur no I couldn't do that you see Jock's father gave his life defending my father during the War I feel I owe him a living yeah well in that case why don't you make him very happy and give him a job in your har room or something don't be stupid Mr Brown oh I wonder if you'd mind waiting outside for a moment while Mr Brown and I discuss this matter privately not at all the door Mr Brown now this you me Mr Brown you are a teacher of English and it is your job to teach English no matter who or what your students may happen to be don't interrupt now remember that the Arabs are extremely wealthy who knows what other benefits they may bestow upon us only the other day I was reading in the paper about an Arab who was so pleased with the service at his hotel that he presented the manager with a r Royce well we are not running a hotel Miss Courtney money isn't the be all and end a Rolls-Royce yes well I suppose I could give it a try good look upon it as a challenge I'll do my best I wondered if you would care to join me in a c of tea in the office and then later on I'll show you around the school how very kind of you oh what am i d go away you want to S about here or what I'd like you to hang about I'm going to try and teach you to speak English oh don't up me well I'm not exactly jumping for joy myself h the Tower of Babel can't you think of anything better to do than chatter to each other sure hey we go for a cup of tea that's a good idea Don't Do No Such Thing sit down be quiet and pay attention right you'd better sit in next to Anna okay oh hand how's it [Music] going what is your name heish Hector Dugal Donald Stewart McGregor put you down as Jun prob like J well as you can see we have a new student you all very lucky for help me as one of you you know what I mean or as you see yourself I knew and all that hag bashing nons don't blind me what language is he speaking believe it or not it's English a he's right enough you know he's right enough if that is English what language is it that we are learning Mr McGregor is speaking in dialect I thought you said he was speaking English English but with a dialect hey I know all about them dialects you do sure I seen them on television Doctor Who and the dialects no that's garet okie cie a dialect is a form of speech peculiar to certain areas tell them where you're from I am a jock what is jock oh Master G please I am be know what is jock good would you like to tell us all a jock is be a funny story J Miller that's a joke Mr McGregor is from Scotland which is part of Great Britain Great Britain is comprised of England Ireland Scotland and Wales no what do you mean no no Wales in England wal in the sea talking about whales the country at the end of the M4 ah sorry wrong number I'm not quite sure what to do with you for the moment oh well it's you see in that case will just gang a away not ganging going anywhere just sit down for a start you can concentrate on your addtion well I don't don't be saying well for example repeat after me the fat black cat sat on the mat the fat black cat got Mar no no no no let's take each word separately all right the the fat no not fat fat fat flat FL cat good now try the whole thing if I like I sh a up now well you better just sit there and listen while I get on with the rest of the lesson all right d have please yourself son you're all what are you doing having a dram oh you fy you touched a Stags breath yourself why certainly not and I don't allow drinking in the classroom I see well help myself to smoke if you feel like no drinking and no smoking God it's worse than being in a Kirk right

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Length: 9min 27sec (567 seconds)

Published: Tue May 21 2024