How to slide in DMs class presentation by Demetrius Fields

ladies and gentlemen what does the greatest dating website of all times is it match calm is it a website like tinder farmersonly.com no no the answer to that question is in fact Twitter now today I'm gonna be teaching you guys how to slide into the why should you listen to me I am splitting over 100 DMS with the success stories 37.5% now to put that into perspective Steph Curry shoots from the three-point line at 44% at the peak in history all insane all right a little bit about Twitter he made this degree of dating up half of all times but not advertising it as a dating website so it takes away this level of third that comes with people who use other dating websites such as tenders no intense accom an article for a trusted source for statistics says there are over 319 million monthly users of Twitter and kiss Smith a writer for grant wyndcomm said in an article titled 43-44 Twitter statistics there are over 500 million tweets daily now my estimation for my own personal research is that 20% of these are due to loneliness 5% or general salt or shade that they're throwing at exes 10% are from their own general search and what that means is there is a lot of hot on the street a doctor on this website but before you do any of that before you slime engines via CBS you need to get rid of thirst and asserts is one of the most attractive features that you had to have it is one of the biggest red flags and turn off in his generation by far you can't come in to the DM unless you are hydrated now first is it is defined as a state of being too eager for something wanting something too bad it usually has a connotation for sex and that is why it is such a big turn-off and you must avoid all of this at all you can get close to people on but you must never add protect online you must be strictly trying to get to know this person how to avoid being thirsty now you would never ever ever ask about anyone sexual history when texting someone in their di never ever send naked pictures never ask for anything you wouldn't feel comfortable with if your mom was in the room avoid artists of cheap speeds XXX attend patreon and the gang Yang Twins if it's rape and J cool type music because they know how to treat their girls now there are certain emojis that you must take away from whether you are India these are phenomena called the emoji no-fly list the cat with heart eyes don't go there this drooling face emoji don't go there any emoji with tongues coming out of the mouth don't go there wedding rings no eyes no finger pointing to this mountain no their tongue no anyone can help seal water no this peach and this eggplant definitely not very closely with Winky faces moaning faces at surprised faces pregnant pages family changes and any heart other than the normal red part because those ones are just extra direct mythology that's what I like to call the art of sliding India now direct messages are on Facebook Instagram and Twitter but sliding in here that is only used with the term Twitter now usually people would have to go out in the street before Twitter they would have to meet someone again you can get rejected in public that's a scary thing but now with Twitter you can do it from the comfort of your own bed if you get rejected you can just play it off of it didn't even matter before it was you're going to want to have a good avatar picture your avatar picture is going to be the first impression that you make on people you need to have everything right what's wrong with this picture ladies and gentlemen the angle is terrible it is a terrible angle that's a terrible picture and I'm not looking into the camera that shows the lack of confidence in myself that's not a good this one's better this one's better hang up the camera angle now I have a business camera this is a little bit better change the lighting now my skin looks better than usual on the beach I took this a couple hours ago but even aegis busting some question people ask themselves aliens flap I'm ugly what do you do if you're ugly and you need an avatar picture well the people of snapchat has been trying to counteract ugliness for a long long time and snapchat filters got you covered now you can smack something on your face you cover up all ugly parts and it's technically not a cactus because it's still you yes you and now you can get them closer to you and win them over with your personality so maybe looks matter or if you're really healthy you can pay someone like a graphic designer the Photoshop is adults or about five dollars so let's for you slide in fighting games a lot like knocking on someone's front door or meeting someone on the street you don't want to be a complete stranger that's really really awkward so what you're going to want to do to break this barrier be not knowing you if you're going to want to throw some lights back and forth don't look crazy allowing two or three lights per week is enough to get your face out there but not an alarming amount maybe you can respond to a couple squeaks get in those mentions before you get into a BM make your overall presence known rather stay with me don't be a stranger what sliding is flooding is the initiation of a conversation with all there's a couple methods to sliding but with all these methods you want to slide with confidence the methods that I like to use our comedy a purpose or question or the reverse DM now what I'm going to talk about first is the reverse because it's a very interesting topic now girls usually does end rows when they're bored they'll pull something like this favorite ldm my honest opinion about you now this is a way for you to get them in your DM first and then not only when you do this they also know when you do this on a in your DM they also give you a general feeling of how they feel about you so you know if it's worth pursuing this person it's also a great conversation starter because you can talk about how this person knows you if they in fact do here's an example of a girl actually built here who slid into my DM I'd like one of her TV agent and she says tbh you're funny ASF and you seem chill conversations going great this is yesterday I'll update you guys later now the next type of sliding museum is a purposeful dia these are ones where you ask a question this takes away a bit of the randomness that comes in with someone knocks at your door because you now have a purpose of why you're in museum so you can ask people a question like where do I know you from have I seen you before the steps my tips use to make it something that you have in common now somebody Twitter is usually just a bunch of a bunch of hints on things that they like spices find something that they like and then ask them about it now another thing to do is to never lie because if you lie then it will be very freebie at the same thing called the before do not be thirsty the last method is one of my favorite result so one of the most dangerous ladies and gentlemen this is the comedic approach now it's dangerous because you can actually unlock your third to be at your advantage in this point you can as long as it's funny you can say pretty much whatever you want and if they get rejected here's the great part ladies and gentlemen it's a compound you can say it was just a joke you can keep your fragile ego ego intact and just tell them the shooting you're going to want them in the first place it's a lot like pick-up line bar in real life I'm going to show you some examples of these comedic these comedic sliders hey can you fill out this foot surgery yeah of course new contact information it's getting out of those VM remember the goal is to get out of this VM get a phone number or meet up throws laws he started in to mention great techniques and heat caught in the direct messages ladies and gentlemen his fans of pro conclusion once you get the conversation started don't beat around the bush you don't have to you have to attack them right off the bat but you want to not wait this little or waste as little time as possible just get in there let people know what you want you don't have to creep around for a lot I'll learn the three things that I talked about today how to apply to the m1 you're going to want to avoid third to get that profile pic run three slides with confidence and four don't be a stranger when you're knocking on that door thank you ladies and gentlemen

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Published: Mon Mar 13 2017

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