How To Make HER LEGS SHAKE (r/AskReddit)

our slash is credit by IRA date if you like an Nvidia go subscribe to note of you link in the description what can a Girl Guide do to make you weak at the knees every time hit my knees with a baseball bat sundresses when a girl wears a sweater and the sleeves are slightly too long and cover her hands but not her fingers that's my melting point if a man rolls up his sleeves to his elbows especially while wearing a dress shirt I will swoon kiss / hot breath in my ear legitimately will make my body a bit weak talk to me without me having to start the conversation it makes me feel important lay her head on my shoulder like I'm her hero it's great when we are standing or sitting but the ultimate is laying in bed arm around her and her on her side with her head on my shoulder I call it the action hero girls with wet hair and pretty eyes give a look that just says how much they care that sideways glance and little smile after sharing a joke or spontaneously showing affection during / after an unnecessary argument makes my knees weaken my heart melts control-f burping Pledge of Allegiance it will be appreciated one day honestly I believe that if a girl wears knee-high socks that is the prettiest / ho test / cutest she will be to her wedding day but only on our occasion even my bession can be killed if beaten enough times I think that most men look the hottest when they are concentrating really hard on something gets me every time nibble my neck and I'll do pretty much anything for you move my hair to the side and kiss the nape of my neck withhold calcium from my diet this might sound really sappy but here goes my thing when my girlfriend sticks up for me in a verbal confrontation with a stranger or otherwise especially before I have a chance to screw it up seeing her get all fired up and protective of me just as something this definitely doesn't happen a lot but when it does my knees turn to jelly I had once told my ex-girlfriend that I love driving and it puts me into a peaceful place within two weeks of that one night she told me that she wants us to go for a drive and for me to take her wherever I would usually go if I were alone we drove without saying much more than a few words to each other for the next hour or so by the end of it she turned to me and smiled kiss me and said it was nice to see the world from my eyes with that being said having a girl genuinely care about you and will put in the effort to get to know who you are inside and out when we are going it at doggy and she likely rakes her fingers under my balls a hue hue hue hue hue how when a girl makes my palms sweaty in my arms heavy I don't know if this counts because it's physical contact but a soft slow kiss with a slight moan while he holds my face or head kills me cute girls in pajamas super attractive to me for some reason spending time with my family my boyfriend will come bring my mom flowers or cook for her when we used to go pick up my younger sister for the weekend he would take her to breakfast if I wasn't feeling well all wanted to sleep in admitting to thinking of me often went away from me and showing it by being a caring concerned person in my life acknowledge my existence display mind-blowing intelligence in a very off-the-cuff way or tell a filthy joke or make some dark witty comment which is deeply offensive to 90% of people but is sick enough to make me laugh out loud edit to protect my inbox I should point out that I'm a hetero guy rollerskates I have a thing for women in skates okay everyone has a thing in that mine as far as things go it's pretty innocuous I could be one of those dudes that kisses mannequins or whatever but I like a woman in skates a lot when girls run their fingers through my hair or massage my head or play with my hair dunno why it just does it for me I smashed myself in the face with the sprayer on one of my first days at work it wasn't much water I just kind of laughed no biggie this sweet very shy young guy maybe 19 noticed and got me a towel that's it that little thoughtful gesture shocked me with sweetness someone was paying attention to me and asked to risk see ared asterisk about me even just a teeny boobs swooned he also looked me in the eyes when he talked to me which I find most people don't do for some reason or I miss that guy : closed bracket girls whispers in my ear at 69 asterisk [ __ ] work pretty well on me when he kisses a very back of my neck I instantly melt also when he rolls up his sleeves or when he moans / groans damn hair toss getting a whiff of shampoo followed by a backwards glance love that when she's genuinely good at something she loves doing playing an instrument discussing a subject she's passionate about just asterisk a NY thimg asterisk that makes her asterisk asterisk H ER asterisk asterisk which show interest there's nothing better in the world than knowing someone actually cares when a girl grabs a piece of my clothes gently and pulls me somewhere or puts both hands on my chest and looks up this is usually while kissing I feel the skin clean off their skull and shoot fire at me toast III are girls randomly pressing their bodies against my back and putting their chin on my shoulder asterisk SW oooo an asterisk crime sleeping pills into my food when she plays with a baby or when she shows affection for her family makes me think she would be a great wife and mother also non-sexual when someone is talented at their craft and have the patience to do it well because I don't I get kind of mystified by it I could just sit and watch them work and my stomach fills up with butterflies edit before one more idiot replies by saying so playing with a baby is sexual go back to school grammar also non-sexual means the first item was sexual also non-sexual means that the first item was also not sexual when men loosened their tie without taking it off it's that blend of professional ready to let loose knee-high socks leading up to big thick thighs make me drool bonus points if she has glasses an above-average girl in tight pants doing the lip bite hnnng GG when a guy kisses my neck like gentle kisses mixed with some harder / wetter ones yup bass is good gold isn't a short skirt / long jacket buy cake those guys speak truth have an accent Irish is my favorite but British will do kick in the bones closing his eyes and giving me a kiss & nbsp & nbsp we had a wonderful time on our date he picked out a cute stuffed Besser from a crane machine and gave it to me he laughed at my jokes as we ate our chicken he held my hand in the darkness of the movie theater who knew that in a sea of just friends and [ __ ] me hard you can find someone this amazing on timbre we were going to part ways for the night I found myself a taxi to take me home I opened the door but he grabbed my shoulder before you go close your eyes I complied wondering what he had in store a whisper came I to my ear I love you I opened my eyes and smiled he mirrored me he leans closer and we close our eyes as our lips blend on to a pinkish mix I had to focus to remain standing up those lips they were like banana bread in morning they were sweet chocolate that fits perfectly with grandma's cookies now I'm hungry as lips came apart he leans towards my ear I love you he says again a tear escaped from my eye those words they are much stronger than they seem to the common man they have to power to invoke emotion and action I hugged him in a tight grip and he reciprocate my sense is focused only on the feeling of his arms around my back the noise is gradually became softer and softer as his hand grazed my back the footsteps of random pedestrians the honking of the traffic the kid popping a balloon they all became next to soundless this man gripped me harder and slumped onto the ground in a small pool of blood and nbsp and nbsp what & nbsp & nbsp no wait what & nbsp & nbsp my senses returned as I scurried to the ground and grabbed his hand no no n-o-o-o-o he turned his eyes to meet mine and smiled remember those words he said remember those were please no no please more tears left my eyes but for reasons absolutely different I lifted his torso and sobbed onto his chest why why this doesn't make any sense I looked up and see the taxi driver returning a pistol into the taxis glove compartment he turned to me and said nonchalantly a quick wink and a smirk every time touch my lower back and then grab me because I'm swooning / falling give me a genuine compliment archery yes having an air of total confidence about them but not arrogance laterz you touch the back of my neck just at my hairline I'm gonna melt lick my PP protecting me at a concert some guy spilt beer on me and I called him a dick then he swung at me Superman came out of nowhere and restrained the guy I have had a crush on that guy for a year literally have no clue who he is or even where he lives I call him Superman because he was wearing a Superman shirt and I think it fits him well when you kiss and she pulls on your belt to bring you closer to her when I'm laughing hysterically at a joke and my bf pauses smiles and randomly says that's all I ever want to see you smile I just melt when a girl does something did see such as when they fumbled to find the door handle or something innocent along those lines then they just give you the cutest look you can imagine edit I don't like stupid girls just cute ones pepper spray I'm pretty much immune but still a good shot where the 2x4 right behind the kneecap generally works on me there's this girl and sometimes she walks up behind me in study hall and whispers puns into my ear very seductively I think I'm in love with her when guys cuddle and adore cats especially manly men with beers that ship gets me that's right Ross I love it when you do that make eye contact then look away blushing trying to hide their face behind their hair - turns my legs into absolute jelly inadvertently playing with his facial hair while deep in thought I had a [ __ ] day yesterday and my boyfriend saw me walk by his work I didn't want to go him because I knew I'd break down he saw me and as soon as he finished up with the customer he ran half a mile to give me a hug instead of eating dinner I melted into that hack smile at me in that genuine sweet sort of fashion I rarely see or have long hair if a girl adjusts my tie for me while I have it on oh my gosh this guy texted me while he was pooping a few weeks ago that's when he had me playing guitar it's just so damned attractive seeing a girl doing that when guys do that your thing where copious amounts of Axe body spray it will make me pass out all right kissing my neck when a girl smoothly catches and then skillfully throws a frisbee many hot points short hair on women if she can pull it off oh god do I almost immediately get weeklies a woman's happy noise like a verbal smile shoot them with an arrow slash are slash procedurals killer smile every time the best thing a girl can do is be cute without knowing it like a giggle or something that just gets to you on a personal level when I'm with my girlfriend at my place watching TV or doing whatever sometimes she'll get up out of nowhere go into my bedroom and put on one of my button-up shirts and walk out wearing nothing but that and her underwear that is the most attractive look a female can ever have perhaps aside from the wedding day people who can draw I have no artistic ability and the last three people I've been interested in got exponentially more attractive to me when they showed me their artwork I'll shoot me ladies let me tell you something you want to snag this witty semi intelligence somewhat overweight but going to the gym regularly to fix that southern engineering students walk up to me at the shooting range ask to try my rifle then I'll chew me [Music]

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Id: 7hkHDU6yp3w

Length: 14min 29sec (869 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 01 2019