How to be a Rock Climber

how to be a rock climber follow these steps in YouTube can be like us step 1 buy a pair of shoes keep in mind they're your first pair so they're gonna feel pretty tight really tight I didn't even notice now get the essentials harness rope cams nuts quickdraws belay device helmet carabiners and chalk now get the non essentials puffy beanie nail clipper hand exerciser tape magazine slackline Aeropress kombucha growler and a DIY crimp mug learn the basics out of belay course alright everybody you're doing great just remember never let go of the brake hey teach up my my harness is a little loose kink I'm helping it's my junk with Reardon's find a climbing partner and start your first Galatian ship why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself well I spend most of my time in my band I got that flapper in Bishop the other day I flash that new VA I split my fingertip in Squamish I guess I spent all my time in my band but I shower in the rec center well match Mike but I'm working on this really crimpy futuristic project but sit and check out this fresh flapper Oh where's my where's my number two learn to distinguish different types of climbers you want some of my lentil power medley we're gonna need more chalk Charles where my exes can you can my babe come on I hear there's an alpinist in here don't you mean hot list no an Alpine is look look look there he is right there oh is it winter yet uh no not yet learn how to understand the Yosemite Decimal System alright bro listen up the Yosemite Decimal System bans from 5:00 to 5:15 with grades being broken down into numbers go to the European system we complained both to IDS's a sine graph which you remember to apply up here to the cube what is reality and what would the fourth dimension that is the Yosemite Decimal System learn how to talk beta hey you want to beta okay so start seeing the very barn there's a Pichet poll and right side get your right foot on it make a big dining move on I take two breaths always take two your right hand to that small hole it looks or like a cat get your right pinky on the ear of the cat don't fall you'll break both your legs choose your power sound ah help help help me ah learn how to die no send it bro if you make it this gluten free energy bars all yours yeah I thought you oughta learn how to motivate other climbers uh never shut up about your project oh did I tell you about my new project it's called Dwayne Johnson super hard but it'll go I just can't really get the first move and there's that sloper in the middle and the Dino at the end is pretty hard but it'll go build a woody yeah I know I still gotta fill in some of the gaps but I think it has a potential for some pretty sick projects okay but it looks a little bit dangerous dude ah rock climbing is an extreme sport dude why are you even here you invited me over don't be offended by the many innuendos in rock climbing oh this is a greasy crack wow you got a nice rack you guys want to see the inside of my van he didn't use protection you guys want to come back to my basement I'll show you my woody check out my micro Nets oh my god those are so cute always called dad's you got dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab you got a restart you gotta come you dabbing at you none of this counts quit your job and start living in a van how does it run oh it doesn't run I traded in the engine for a solar-powered still cloudy for like a week I'm so hungry get used to answering the same questions are you gonna climb that what are those why'd you fall are those heavy you know all the way up there I bet is it dangerous always make excuses you're having a high grab I'm really struggling with this humidity today it's like feel really slippery it's ready tweak my finger on my kombucha the smart I think I used too much chalk on a mega threes I parked my car too far away from the boulders and I'm super tired now whatever this poem sucks let's go make plans for the off CJ we set course for Indian Creek before the winter solstice then westward to Joshua Tree while the desert winds still be as God is my witness we will climb 5 10 you it is this an IPA who bought this customized your climbing brush hmm top out needs a little bit of a brush oh I got a brush for that make sure you get that crystal on the Left get used to having sore hands do you some help with that uh no I think I got it ah love this stuff and finally accept the fact that some people will never understand just like my best season ever pretty life-changing actually I climbed a v8 and spent a hundred days in my van smelling my dog I talk smells better than him wait do you guys have a shower I could use or like a lawn with a hose what did we miss leave a comment in the comment section below Mahalo everybody thanks to our groovy friends at NEC for all the climbing gear go check it out in stores or online go check out more of our sketches to the right and our vlogs behind the scenes below Mahalo

Channel: IFHT Films

Views: 2,756,124

Rating: 4.9182715 out of 5

Keywords: ifht, ifockinghatethat, fcking, focking, hate, that, canada, canadians, vancouver, matt, jason, comedy, funny, rock, climbing, bouldering, boulder, squamish, sport climbing, trad climbing, mountain equipment co-op, mec, rei, petzl, kombucha, yosemite decimal system, cat lake, the chief, woodie, camper van, how to, tutorial, beginner

Id: FpZIT_I2_Oo

Length: 5min 57sec (357 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 08 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/mydreamsaredemons]

This is absolutely hilarious and relatable... DIY crimp mug is going to have to be shatter proof for me

[u/sagion]

I love this vid. I've watched it too many times. "Aleigh-aleigh" is my personal favourite motivation sound.

[u/Morgz789]

I really thought this was shot at my home gym but then I learned that it wasn't.