How to be a Canadian Follow these steps and you too can be like us, eh? Step 1: Learn the different regions of Canada. Still working on the rigs? Naw, I got laid off If you don't get to work you're not coming to the bar you greasy bluenoser. There's always next year. Dude, I got the munchies Can we get sushi? Aye, again I spilled the mustard on my favourite shirt. <Crippling loneliness> Pay tribute to our fallen soldiers by gently stabbing yourself with a poppy. Oh sweet! Timbits! Oh, great, you guys ate all the good ones again. Eugh, you should really take off that poppy. This poppy? No, I can't take this poppy off. You see, our forefathers, They sacrificed their lives For the rights and for the freedoms That we enjoy to this day The least I could do is wear this One, little flower, for Remember the golden age of Canadian television ♫ Body Break theme music ♫ Yo, can I trade you ketchup for all dressed? Sure. ♫ Sleep Country Canada ♫ ♫ Why buy a mattress, anywhere else? ♫ Ding! ♫ Drugs, drugs, drugs. ♫ ♫ Which are good, which are bad? ♫ The North American house hippo Is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. How come I've never seen a house hippo! Have you seen a house hippo? Learn Canadian jargon Try your hardest to push the middle out of a toonie. Ah, she'll go. Give me a try, eh? Cool! Wait... Isn't defacing money illegal? (Police megaphone) Come out with your hands up! Love your Canadian celebrities. Oh, Justin You're so dreamy. Everything about you is so hot. Your hair, Your tattoo, Your powerful elbows Suzy, Come quick The Barenaked Ladies and Gordon Lightfoot Are on George Stroumboulopoulos! Wait a second, what are you doing? Uh... Just doing my social studies. I'll come join you on the chesterfield. Respect the Canadian legal system. Hey there, fellas. Oh shoot! It's the RCMP! That graffiti there is in direct violation Of section 22b of the Official Languages act. English and French please. Recognize that whether you love or hate hockey, You'll probably get drunk because of it. Don Cherry: And that's why I'm wearing green and this beautiful hat They're talking about Don's clothing! Drink! Don Cherry: Kids... Drink! Ron MacLean: We gotta go quick. We got a minute forty-five... Ah, they're running out of time, drink. (Don Cherry plays invisible piano) Oh, yo, he's doing the piano thing. Drink, that's two, that's two That's two Don Cherry: (Nonsense) Everyone finish your mickeys What? I thought we were drinking 2-6s Learn the Canadian version of American things Take advantage of free healthcare Hey did you hear they made O Canada gender neutral? What, you mean chicks can sing it now? How's she look, boys? Get on it and give'r, bud! ♫ Body Break Theme ♫ So it looks like you're already covered for you cast Your CT scan And the new titanium leg The only remaining balance is $17.38 for the crutches 17 bucks!? Sorry but I'll be speaking to my local MP about this. Understand the metric system, half of the time. Welcome back to "Who Wants To Win A Million, Eh?" Are you ready for your final question? Yeah, let's give'r For one million Canadian Dollars... Is it A, 40? B, 80? C, 65? D, 200? Oh, I don't know, I don't know kilograms Now remember You can earn a bonus lifeline By listening to one Nickelback song in it's entirety I think I'm going to walk. Never accept substitutes for real maple syrup Woah! You're not gonna use that crap, are ya? Yeah? Tastes nothing like the real thing Whatever, it's all the same Mr. Russell, that's the 3rd time this month I'm gonna have to write you up for contraband Can't you just give me a warning? Sorry 20 hours of community curling?! That's like my whole weekend And finally, Know the difference between a good and a bad poutine Little boy, what seems to be the matter? My poutine... Your poutine? What's wrong with your poutine? The gravy wasn't hot enough to melt my cheese curds Oh my God I swear on the ghost of John A. Macdonald That we are going to find out who did this to you And when we do, we are going to file A formal complaint! What did we miss? Leave a comment in the comment section below, eh?
Is that really how poutine is supposed to be pronounced?
That was funny. Happy 150th my Northern Neighbours!
Isn't the graffiti joke from the movie "Canadian Bacon"?
This probably raises more questions than it answers
And here is part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QakK3_gaew
Great to see Nicky V, and the guys from Convos
For those Americans who haven't tried all dress chips you are missing out. I'm pretty sure they put cocaine in that stuff.
Wasn't Zellers already dead when this video came out?
I'm currently visiting Vancouver right now and it's crazy