The Great Hypixel Skyblock Heist

a few weeks ago i made a video about how you could make hundreds of thousands of real world dollars playing minecraft i also said that i wouldn't do it myself because it's illegal i've changed my mind i'm going to have a profile on hypixel skyblock that produces coins while i'm away then create multiple of those profiles that all stream into one skyblock bank account then illegally sell those coins for real world dollars usually hypixel would sell these coins with gems but since i'm going to be doing it criminally i will be stealing thousands from hypixel many people have tried this and gotten caught so i'm sure showing all my youtube viewers won't give me away i started a timer to see how long this takes so i can tell how many profiles i can get made in one day i chop the tree bridged across and headed into the mines my income strategy is minions so first i need to unlock all of the mining minions you start the game with 5 minion slots and to get more you have to craft unique minions so if i craft a coal minion iron minion and gold minion i will unlock the sixth slot the goal for this profile is to get 10 minion slots in as little time as possible i mined just enough iron to unlock the crafting recipe but i won't craft the minion yet i'm going to use a special method to buy the rest of the iron later i made sure to unlock the coal and gold minion 2 and i was off to the deep mines for emerald blade flashbacks here the mining is a bit more difficult there are zombies pigmen and echoes of spoilers in titanic i got the recipes for lapis and redstone then i went for the greatest parkour jump of my career i lived don't question it then i unlocked the emerald minion and intentionally killed myself so that i could go for the greatest parkour jump of my career got some diamonds and mining is complete this guy is also on a new profile farming diamonds either i've got some competition or he's spying on me i've made a chest to keep all my mining stuff in because now it's time to go wood cutting i've got to unlock every minion recipe and then craft them all at once i've got eight mining going to get six wood cutting and then seven farming minion recipes this should be enough to get ten slots ready for my illegal money farm there isn't much to say about chopping trees except the trees really need to start fighting back oak trees weigh 14 000 kilos and they get beaten by a 70 kilo human i'm just saying drop a branch on their head or something and we wouldn't have these global warming and species extinction problems to deal with really it's the tree's fault now that wood cutting is done time to farm just gonna put down another chest huh what just happened no it must have been my imagination okay here we go what my chests are turning into birch logs let's try another spot huh what is this witchcraft oh well i'm farming anyway i farmed carrots potatoes oh i'm sorry about that i just got 20 000 comments saying i'm a technoblade ripoff because i said the word potato okay then i went to the mushroom desert to find rabbits the minion that makes the most money and this is my first fight with the rabbit i've got a fun game let's count how many times i missed hitting the rabbit starting here okay one two three four five six seven sixes eight boys nine ten eleven twelve thirteen four fourteen fifteen sixteen twenty four twenty five i hit it after twenty four misses in a row you could call me a pro gamer i had to kill fifty rabbits in total to unlock the recipe which is why the timer went from 35 to 49. the chests seem to be working now so i can actually start making the minions i'm red don't question why the timer went up five more minutes i never forget anything step one make some money you can buy items from npc shops and sell them to other players on the bazaar for profit you just have to use the website stonks.gg to tell which items will pay you the most why is this taking so long to load this website is down until further notice what is this witchcraft i spend some time running around guessing items then remember the age old saying if she leaves for 15 minutes you can cheat don't tell my girlfriend i said that just kidding i'm a minecraft youtuber point is there is another site that tracks things and the best item to use is ice so i bought ice sold ice and now i have 46 000 coins i'm now realizing that the right side of my screen is cut off has it been like this the entire time how about this what about this shape maybe a mobius strip multi-dimensional screen ah you can deal with it time to start crafting minions step one make a hoe step 2 buy coco beans step 3 make your cocoa bean minion you have now unlocked your 6th minion slot step 4 repeat for every other minion i needed a tier 5 coco minion to get that 6th slot now i need 10 more unique minion tiers to get the 7th slot then another 15 to get the 8th slot and so on so i did that and it took me about 10 minutes now i have 9 minion slots i wanted 10 but i'm out of money selling ice used to give a lot more money but like i said the trees keep letting themselves get cut down so now there's hardly any ice left and this is where my bonus strategy comes in the community center this npc will give you free minion slots over time up to a maximum of five bonus slots why isn't it working i have powerful items to offer but only to experienced adventurers what she won't give it to me because i'm not experienced i've been through some tough things the cave spoiler monsters told me ferris bueller skipped school in the movie after some research i found that you can only get the slots if you have 48 hours of play time on your profile so i put down my minions in random spots visited technoblades island and sat in the afk pool for 48 hours i got disconnected two hours later so i collected from my minions and sold what they gave me they filled up very quickly i think i'm gonna need automatic shipping containers called hoppers to sell their goods then i can just leave them alone so i placed some bids on the auction house for hoppers then went back to afk and technoblade's pool hello i've logged back at 8 hours in and everything seems a little broken yeah i don't believe that's how it's supposed to be happening i know it hasn't been 48 hours but i want to check if anything has changed have you got anything for me elizabeth wait it opened this is it half the symbols are broken but this is the right menu profile upgrades minion slots but a boom in 24 hours i will have one extra minion slot turns out the 48 hours of waiting was wrong i always trusted anonymous internet forums damn it's actually somewhere around 8 hours so that's only 8 hours and 14 minutes plus 24 hours of waiting for 10 slots i'm slightly less confident in becoming a millionaire well time for the second profile first i gotta find the profile creation button in this broken menu warning creation of profiles that boost other profiles will be considered abusive and punished what who would do that i couldn't imagine honestly i'm just trying to get banned at this point so i'm forced to make variety content the second profile went basically the same except i was mining null blocks with null blocks why is everything breaking did hypixel figure out i'm doing illegal things and start hacking my computer alright this is going to be the greatest parkour jump of my career i gotta be honest maybe i didn't live through that one so i mined everything and chests were actually working but as i chopped wood this guy kept looking at me my name doesn't give me away there's no way he knows who i am does hypixel have spies that are onto me i better switch hubs i chop some wood farm some potato i mean i farm some pre-hash browns and i'm back to my nemesis the rabbit gonna farm sheep instead a much bigger target and i'm done collecting and nine hours in time to buy ice and get rich damn it they limited ice purchases across profiles you useless trees stand up for yourself do i have to wait 24 hours until i can buy i'll just afk on technoblade island on this profile at least i know it takes less than nine hours to unlock the community center and that one extra minion slot i'm going to sleep alright now we're 20 hours in nope it's still not working all right back to the fk pool almost 26 hours in right now minecraft 2 will get released before i'm done with this wait it works finally yes i've got the minion slots upgrade happening which will be done in 24 hours but i have a bigger problem i went back to my first island and my minions were full so i went to the auction house to collect the hoppers the automated shipping containers and i had been outbid on all of them i couldn't actually buy any this is a really important part of the process otherwise i'd have to collect manually from every single profile regularly so i'm going to do something america hasn't done since it discovered chinese labor laws make something myself hoppers are mainly made of iron so i created three iron minions and they will slowly get me towards the 2.5 000 irons that i need for the hoppers i guess technically i am still getting something else to make it for me hail donuts i'm now 26 hours in and have two half complete profiles i'm slightly less confident in becoming a millionaire while those upgrades are taking time i need to start looking for a buyer no point in having these coins if i can't turn them into real cash i have to go deep undercover to search for criminals that will buy my coin i need an alias a name that protects me no one would expect a technoblade fan to break the law in my research i found that every youtuber who talks about irl trading says don't do it don't irl trade we'll get you banned don't ever do it except they use it for content it comes across as really hypocritical and they think having more subscribers makes them more important now me dragoon i get to do it because i've done much worse things i'm going to jail anyway this is nothing to me seriously though don't then i found a discord server based around irl trading they have this very secretive writing style that police can't read very genius of them selling 1 million coins for 0.25 euros so 4 million coins for a dollar to get my foot in this industry i need to first buy some coins then i can sell later so i need real world money to get those dollars how do i get real money this video is brought to you by manscape.com this was me before manscaped this was me after christmas came early this year because i got gifted the new performance package by manscape damn manscaped created the world's first all-in-one men's grooming kit including the brand new lawnmower 4.0 damn it's waterproof cordless fireproof wait no it has advanced skin safe technology helping reduce nicks and cuts on your most sensitive areas it also has a torch which i've personally used to find some very important things here's a christmas stocking stuffer for you crop preserver and crop reviver ball deodorant and 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caught and arrested for illegal trading my computer shut down and the timer reset i was gonna have the total look huge at the end of the video so i'll restart it and just pretend there's a plus 32 hours on it the good news is the community center is done this profile has 10 million slots 2 plus 32 hours in and i've done it the hopper recipe is unlocked so i crafted my first few hoppers but i don't have enough money to craft all 10 yet there is now a hopper in my rabbit minion so if i leave and come back two minutes later it will have made me a total of zero coins what is this witchcraft so i waited another two minutes still no coins i'm slightly less confident in becoming a millionaire i emptied the storage and replaced the hopper and tried one more time oh my gosh it worked i did it 17.5 coins i did 34 hours of work and got 17.5 coins that's the equivalent of 1 4 millionth of a dollar i'm slightly less confident in becoming a millionaire 12 hours in three more hoppers 23 hours a beer on the wall 23 plus 32 hours a bit wait oh it's collecting time i took my hopper's profits and made two last hoppers and i officially have 10 automatic money-making machines on this profile the other profile is almost done too now i'm going to wait a few days and then sell all that it collects i'm about to actually make money for it is usually the property of time to pass and so it has on the 88th hour plus 32 i have returned to collect all the riches that my minions have obtained it is time to sell them illegally i used the discord server to track down someone who wanted to buy the coins from me i told them to meet me on hub19 behind the wolf castle they should be here any minute potatoes do you have the coins yeah did you bring the money well actually i'm chris hanson and you're under arrest no it's not what it looks like i have your messages right here you said i love breaking the law and committing many financial crimes so that i can buy many many cody banks dvds sheer i don't swear in all seriousness i'm not actually going to irl trade i did everything that would get me up to the point just not actually going to press the trade button and then report myself in crime if i did though then these 123 000 coins would have gotten me three cents and since it took me 120 hours that's 0.00025 per hour i think i just made a new world record for minimum in becoming a wage

Channel: Dragoon

Views: 52,125

Rating: 4.9677353 out of 5

Keywords: Hypixel skyblock, technoblade, simon hypixel, skyblock, skyblock update, trading

Id: lPd7ED27u7E

Length: 12min 39sec (759 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 29 2021