Hypixel Stereotypes

[Music] oh that guy was definitely hacking let me check my ping yeah no my ping is too i can't play like this i skipped breakfast this morning my reactions are down my dog actually died three months ago i'm still recovering emotionally i can't play skywars like this oh it was the wind the wind blew my mouth to the right i want a rematch okay i've protected the bed they can't see it anymore i can't see a crafting table anywhere how do i make a diamond sword with these it's not letting me sleep i think this gamert is broken why do i have so much wool is this a pixel art game mode i'll just build a big platform for everyone to come help me okay i'll be back i'm going to go win us the game stop trying to god bridge your garbage in bedward no no i can do this i'm good at bed wars you even speed bridge dude i have 16 cps naturally he has to be hacking okay i'll bow green off then jump down in 1v2 blue you protect the base please bid on my dirt auction i am you okay how about highest bid on my dirt gets 50 million coins quitting skyblock come on uh that selling my family for skyblock coins why isn't this working selling friend requests bid on my auction to be in a video with 300 views why is this working come on come on okay that's it i'm getting hacks everyone else has them anyway [Music] boom double kill what oh yeah i'm more of a 1v1 player than skywars really actually bridge duels requires more skill than this i'd be doing better if this was uhc duels they removed hunger games because i was too good at it you know i'm actually better at cs go if i correlate the price of gold to the frequency of nullsy uploads and take into consideration the average minion level of every player on the platform along with the fact that the bank just got changed the price of one enchanted gold ingot will increase 23 meaning if i buy 23 million worth and then in 17 hours i can sell them back for a profit of 2.3 million coins i like watermelon so i buy melon then forget my password for a week update happens melon worth lots i make 70 million coins bro why are you using noteblocks i saw this on youtube it works dude why are you using beef not a sword shut up dude i saw technoblade i know what i'm doing come on if i play the meme song i'll win ah come on nope i'm reporting that's not how you're supposed to play it's called jitter cooking you can't lose with it damn it i need to watch more dream streams all right team this is a serious game raven scout blue based hoblerone create a water-based defense scarface you with me we're taking down pink from the skies that that's not our name god damn it kid this is life or death with me on the pink base now you're in the lobby what are you talking about george oh it's nice outside today i think i'll do some slayer quests for fun other things i like to do involved eating paint while it dries worshiping satan and selling military secrets to isis all right guys ready for a bed wars game don't you have like a potato pc no i'll be fine damn the graphics aren't as good as i remember but it's still fun oh darn it you got me i'm sure lucky to be playing this game on my iphone you're on the iphone 12 oh no i'm streaming it to my iphone 3 and i'm playing the game on my talking fridge it's not bad when you get used to it oh guys i found a new keyboard this one has both the w and a keys i can go in circles uh my monitor is only 144 hertz that's why i died this is literally unplayable only 119 fps mom this is why i need a gaming chair goddammit this game is boom didn't you win the game yeah but i took one heart of damage yeah i don't play bad wolves much i'm more of a smash heroes player i just try and play me at smash heroes then you'll see how good i am you know smash heroes is actually the greatest test of skill in minecraft i have naked photos of all the smash heroes characters on my wall and the choice is yours you could win a yacht 50 million dollars human interaction and a very nice sandwich or slayer xp did you know that clicking a mouse for an hour actually burns 45 calories making it the 17th best seated based exercise i'm not even a sweat i'm only top 10 in sven slayer there's people that are way better i only play like 14 sometimes 13 hours a day no what's that i've never heard of it how is it pronounced women mom mom where's your credit card i need skyblock gems i'm gonna get 20 of those sell the cookies by superior dragon armor i'm one of the good players now okay i'm bored downloading hacks so when you're starting skyblock you want to go farm zealous for eyes dude why aren't you killing them just hit them damn you're bad at this game so when you're starting bed wars you want a god bridge straight to the other but you distracted me so when you're starting murder mystery you want to press escape and then leave no no don't go in insane mode you aren't ready for that well you can't play uhc without me teaching you look out log out of hypixel now beat survival in under 30 minutes before you even try doing pvp so i got banned on hypixel how can i get this changed what did you do oh i got folks banned for fly hacking auto aim irl trading blackmailing the owners setting fire to mojang's headquarters and chat spam why isn't anyone responding oh well you're so good at minecraft at least my mom isn't dead dude you didn't need to bring that up i bet you're gonna lose just like you lost your 10th grade basketball final oh i guess i don't have as much time on my hands to waste at playing minecraft as you bro you're literally unemployed all you do is play games pardon guys i only have one hand i'm eating while playing right now i just gotta finish ironing these clothes and i'll be right back i'm performing heart surgery with one hand while playing with the other give me a second okay i'm ready this time i'm not busy i'm just doing acupuncture so i have needles all through my body and can't move come on come on what

Channel: Dragoon

Views: 2,223,536

Keywords: Hypixel, Bedwars, Uhc, Skywars, Hypixel skyblock, skyblock, Hypixel bedwars, skyblock stereotypes, hypixel stereotypes, minecraft skit, minecraft bedwars, minecraft challenge, dude perfect, dude perfect stereotypes, itmg skywars

Id: KiHd3wvkvio

Length: 5min 50sec (350 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 20 2020