Honest Trailers | Wild Wild West

this summer we're getting honest about summer blockbusters past and present this is honest trailers blockbusters summer from a director at the height of his powers the biggest movie star on the planet and an untapped source material with an original premise comes a cinematic faceplant into a steaming pile of horseshit Will Smith passed on the matrix for this you guys sorry Wicky Wicky wild wild west Geddy uh for the best movie where a former runaway slave turned Cowboy teams up with an upper-crust white guy who invents a gun that pops out of a sleeve as they face off against a flamboyant wealthy racist southern villain okay second best but what's easily the best sci-fi comedy of the 90s about a mad scientist in the Old West whose base camp is a hi-tech train oh forgot about that one okay well it's deadly the best Barry Sonnenfeld directed sci-fi comedy buddy movie where Will Smith teams up with an older white co-star to play government agents that ends with him fighting a giant arthropod that came out on July 4th weekend I'll come on beat Jim West and harmless Gordon the serious straight shooter and the wacky sidekick but they never settle on which one is which Will Smith shines as a guy in a cowboy stripper outfit who gives up on his accent halfway through the movie that'd be an awful career decision down we'd be getting a lot faster if you weren't dragging that thing around and kevin kline shines as the guy standing next to Will Smith yep there is there is again Kevin who are nailing this they'll team up to take down the evil dr. loveless a racist fascist mad scientist trying to overthrow the government but that won't stop our heroes from really taking him to task for being disabled well I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even half the people you know crazy beards out your height see them actually I was thinking maybe I'd stuff you a little half an ass in one of these cannons and fertilize the landscape with you that's all you're gonna roast him for when a fella comes back from the dead I find that an occasion to stand up we got a lovely little half a jail cell picked out for you what it will cheer kill your father or something I guess when it comes right down to it you just can't beat a good old-fashioned pair of legs he wants to bring back slavery gonna damn him for that at all Oh you know beautiful women they encourage you one minute got the legs out from under you the next nope just the leg jokes okay cool I'm just as tough as you are and also there's a lady so impetuous I know that seems tacked on but so she he's so courageous oh so graceful returned to a time when America had to confront the most shameful issue of American history boners because this movie is so horny that when it's not showing you its horny gadgets touching it's constantly trying to show you its dick it's deep it's diminishing returns on all the lazy sex jokes by the way boobies look great tonight nice and perky she's a breast of fresh air who wrote this like creepy uncle I have them square in my sight sire as do our ammunition the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom so full so sensuous max - she's a breath of fresh ass why is this movie so horny so saddle up for a film so disappointing that it's only legacy is five Razzies one great Kevin Smith anecdote so anyway I'm going to meet John Peters he said I got some directives for you he's got to fight a giant spider in the third act and the accidental career resurgence of Keanu Reeves but hey at least it's the best kevin kline movie where he impersonates the president really the best sci-fi and Western with an anachronistic theme song gotta be kidding me the best movie where Will Smith fights a redneck in the engine room of a mechanical spider I learn neck from a [ __ ] okay this doesn't happen in pursuit of happiness or the orc cop movie know who nailed it starring ah hee ha done an Internet inspect her gadgets damsel out of distress shouldn't this be a spider-man villain DJ ear horn remember when you were partying I study the blades and Will Smith trying to make a line funnier by yelling it Gordon Gordon Gordon that is not how jokes work the not very good the bad and the somehow even worse you know there's a little part of me wishes John Peters didn't get to force the giant spider into this movie and had to put it in one of his others like a star is born thank you for watching this video but did you know we also make other videos with just one click you could be watching one of those videos now awful waffleh waffleh waffleh feel awful awful awful awful awful waffle I love the buttery biscuit bays smokin

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Length: 5min 24sec (324 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 02 2019