Honest Trailers - Star Wars

[Music] from the once masterful director who just couldn't leave well enough alone comes the special effects Blockbuster that transformed the entire film industry into an assembly line for special effects Blockbusters and action figures Star Wars the first one we are not calling it a New Hope right along with some of film's most iconic characters surrounded by film's most iconic props and designs and some of the most iconic locations ever to the point where every single person place her thing on screen has at least a 1,000w Wikipedia article about it did you know that these guys are called jizz Whalers Whalers meet Heroes like Princess Leia the most interesting of the two human females in the entire movie Han Solo a real Han Solo type Obi-Wan a wise Jedi Master who doesn't remember the Droid that saved his life several times don't seem to remember ever owning a Droid the droids conscious beings with feelings and Free Will who were bought and sold as slaves do you think they'll melt us down please don't deactivate me # Droid lives matteru and Luke Skywalker a whiny space brat but I was going into tshi station to pick up some power converters huh kind of reminds me of someone it's all Obi-Wan's fault there's nothing I can do about it right now I hate them but they're going to kill her it's not fair it just isn't fair wait so Hayden christensen's acting choices were intentional whoo mind blown together they'll go on one of the most epic space journeys of all time that would have been totally unnecessary if anyone had email I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of the S2 unit to take on the evil empire with an army of clumsy idiots he cover led by the most threatening villain of all time Darth Vader until you hear his original voice start tearing the ship apart piece by piece until you find those Tes find the passengers of this vessel I want them alive not so epic now are you bro return to a time when technology forced George Lucas to collaborate with other people as he teams up with Mass ERS in sound design score editing and practical visual effects to deliver a near Perfect movie that he's made progressively worse with each special edition because if there's one thing the original Star Wars wasn't missing it's poorly rendered out of place CGI animals filling up every Square edge of the frame dude come on get out of the way I can't even see the movie relive all the parts your Nostalgia goggles keep you from admitting we're kind of dumb like this guy in a Bargain Bin werewolf mask the lightsaber battle where two old geezers gently poke at each other and the most over-the-top 4an finale of all time Luke is the best Bush pilot in the utter Rim territories look at the size of that thing that came from behind should be able to penetrate the outer defense almost there almost there it didn't go in you're all clear kid now let P this thing go home Luke at that speed will you be able to pull out in time that's what she said so whether you're an old man who can't move on from a 38-year-old movie for children or a contrarian kid who thinks he's being edgy when he says the prequels were better one thing is for sure Han shot first starring Sky walkers in Flight Beats By Braid Star Ford genuine class dog is my co-pilot Weezer Porkins a that's just mean an Oscar and a trash can Satan blue milk and Nazis in space Joseph Campbell Star Wars as bad as we all want a real lightsaber let's be realistic we cut off our own hand in a week the screen Junkies you know and love just got bigger and we saved our biggest surprise for last hey screen juggies bet you didn't see us coming that's right you can see us coming every week man as we unbox toys and play with them right here exclusively on screen joies plus whoo how do we score them screen junkies plus starring over a dozen new shows featuring your favorite personalities live movie and TV fights each and every week week honest trailer commentaries featuring bonus jokes and behind the scenes info interactive programming starring you the viewer exclusive invitations to special events and Screen junkies meetups across the country and our first original scripted series interns of field oh and did we mention that we got Jay and Silent Bob cuz we totally did screen junkies plus start your 3-month free trial now at screen junk i.com do or do not there is no try IL leg door knobs You're a hairy wizard you are a natural a natural disaster you shall not wait what was the line

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Length: 5min 50sec (350 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 17 2015