Honest Trailers | Jungle Cruise

this episode is presented by verizon there is only one best network the following trailer is rated s for spoilers yep there's actually something you may not have seen coming in the jungle cruise movie i'm as shocked as you are [Music] you've seen the rock make a jungle movie you've seen the rock make a movie where he teams up with a new friend to recover a shiny artifact but have you seen the rock make a jungle movie where he teams up with a new friend to recover a shiny artifact yes return the jewel to the jaguar's eye [Music] twice you're going to take me to ocado now get ready for the third rock friend plus jungle plus shiny artifact retrieval adventure in jungle cruise the disneyland ride that's maybe five percent actual ride and 95 corny jokes is now an adventure movie that's maybe five percent actual adventure and 95 corny jokes ma'am don't forget to collect your baggage i'm only kidding it's behind you from some of atlanta's most exotic green screen locales comes a boat trip cranned with more painfully awkward banter than the entertainment lineup on a budget carnival cruise where the only thing tougher to escape than the ancient curses are the endless punchline adjacent arguments if i have to bring you back dead it's 15 000. why should i pay more dead dead i'd have to carry you should give up you should give up the guitar don't get it hold on come on i got it i don't go it's okay to be nervous it's your first time i know i've done this hundreds of times i don't know how to take that phrase this is special would you like me to give it a wiggle yeah absolutely not i could pop around the back and give it a one two no we're good oh my god is that your idea of a joke that is not funny correct meed frank a riverboat captain inspired by the hgnh in humphrey bogart's name he's an actual colonizer with more bad puns than our starring section before this i used to work in an orange juice factory but i got canned couldn't concentrate yeah they put the squeeze on me too mommy can you please make him stop no one can that can't stop chuckling to himself all the time [Laughter] sure the rock does it and it's charming but if i keep giggling to myself in the produce section of trader joe's suddenly it's concerning watch as the rock really delivers on the physicality sort of nails the drama what will happen to you i get to make a choice and i choose to rest and speaks the tiniest amount of fourth grade spanish so we know he's from the area now this is a man who can tell me where the bibliotheque is but he finally gets to shine in a role he was destined to play an actual rock hope he didn't take the opportunity for granite do you think he was petrified before this scene or does he get enough stone cold sleep often when headstrong scientist rachel wise from the mummy i mean lily houghton hires frank for a trip down the river the chemistry is undeniable between the rock and his boat [Music] the rock and her gay brother had a girlfriend once she was cross-eyed didn't work out we could never see eye to eye the rock and his pet jaguar you're the best cat i've ever had the rock and his child servant really anyone except the rock and lily houghton get off me what are you doing i'm trying to get traction this is ridiculous just leave me alone that was a disaster you're too heavy still emily blunt thrills as a woman with dual phds and bodney and parkour nothing will stop her from joining the he-man woman haters club a tribe whose chief a lady not even if that means stealing an entire civilization's most prized natural resource and using it exclusively to help her new bestie with benefits wow they really stick it to that indigenous tribe the imagineers are gonna have to shut this right down for some re-tooling again is the dark history of european imperialism not fun enough for you then climb aboard for supporting cast of cutoffs featuring jack whitehall as disney's eighth first live-action gay character with a perfectly self-contained coming out moment for easy chinese sensor removal paul giamatti as the guy from the pizza boxes and the main villain princio prince what prince jesse plimmons he's not exactly a nazi but he's not exactly not see he's like if warner herzog was a fascist who took orders from a bee the arrow hit the arrow hit yes show me show me where well at least the movie doesn't feel the need to point out that it's funny that he's talking to him we're taking orders from a bee hey movies please stop pointing out the funny thing we get it so if you like the first pirates of the caribbean film disney's hoping it's because you like movies where a boat captain and a headstrong tomboy lady clash and then they run across some nasty europeans who are actually immortal so the captain pretends to die to save the others but he turns out to be immortal too and the headstrong tomboy lady ends up saving him in the end savvy [Music] starring steamboat silly between a rock and his hard place waken snake brotherhood of the traveling pants friday nine lights it's sammy apollo giovati a tribe called test and contractually obligated reminders that the rock is swole i wouldn't trust you as far as i could throw you which clearly isn't very far because you are huge big strong boy gosh there's a lot of you isn't there yeah there is raiders of the lost bark seriously it's great that this and hobbs and shaw are finally ending the rock's iconic run of never getting action in his own action movies but can some high school drama teacher step in and teach him to stage kiss you can do it put your back into it will the real slim shady please stand up my prickly toenails scratch my husband at night you

Channel: Screen Junkies

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Id: PhIyb9WzXQw

Length: 6min 23sec (383 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 21 2021