Honest Trailers | Red Notice

save big on the hottest games exclusive bundles and more this winter with fanatical [Music] from the studio turning formulate movies into a literal formula comes the average of every Blockbuster you've ever watched with Stars playing the average of every character they've ever played that feels like the average of every meal you ate from the microwave because anything else was too much effort red notice smash that back button or red notice will auto play whether you wanted to or not because Netflix is betting you'll at least half watch these a-listers even if they're doing Craigslist level material in an action comedy calculated to lock a global audience to their couch and drain them of the will to reach for the remote full of sexy people occasional action and humor dumbed down to the universal language of mugging there's no bunker there or when all else fails just naming apps people have heard of etsy kind of like Alexa but with guns she sent me the only place on Earth that actually is worse than her Instagram account yeah venmo doordash Tick Tock am I right fellow children prepare to see the rock where he's never been before no not the jungle I mean come on might as well be in his contract at this point I mean the personal space of a female co-star watch the sexual Charisma trickle off the screen as The Rock transforms into basically himself but this time he's part of the FBI's something something made up doves Department don't have of the FBI's behavioral analysis unit he's a Consulting profiler who specializes in art crime sure study agent Hartley's every move because there may be more to this archive than meets the eye I called up the assistant director of the BAU at Quantico she'd never heard of you I know how confidence scheme works trust me it's a pretty damn good thief for his first time hmm why are you shooting at them I thought you were on their side ah such a clever disguise just a few more hints the data says one subscriber in Guam doesn't see it coming yet you're not a call you're right or not you're right I'm the bad guy okay he's got it deploy The Twist yeah we're both the bishop gasp what would Ryan Reynolds be without Deadpool this guy the thief with the teeth shines as another anti-hero who sprays rapid fire jokes at you until one of them hits two birds one egg it's kind of a layup even post Malone gets it this is Farm to Table Right and never met a fourth wall he couldn't break dress up in matching black pajamas and sneak past the featured extras and into the bedroom it's called foreshadowing for a box that says McGuffin I love the money thrill as The Talented Mr Reynolds pulls off the heist of the century get paid to do a movie then use it to promote his Gin Company because if they sell enough bottles he gets like half a billion dollars dude you got 20 million for this movie alone is that really necessary these people are horrible but I like money so fair Gal Gadot returns for the second most ill-advised singing of her career she's the bishop and art Thief with the superpower to be everywhere all the time let me save you the trouble your entrances are and while she could use her powers to just Rob no one after he's found what she's looking for this plunder woman and her BFF have 24 unnecessary steps to check off before that happens okay let's see here check well you got to do that one okay I guess that that definitely seems like it should be important but it's not maybe they didn't want the money all along and this was just the easiest way to get Ed Sheeran tickets that was so iconic iconomy it's bad right thrill at three art thieves who clearly don't give a about art or antiquities while they play a cat and mouse game with Interpol an organization who can't do jack besides dramatically burst into a room oh [Music] and arms dealer whose voji sounds like he who should not be named is that so and the real villains of the film bad dads my father was a prolific ass my dad was a crook on my 13th birthday he didn't show up my mom and I never saw him again I know it sounds like a tough childhood but my father made me who I am today his Dad tried to strangle him when he was 14. yep they definitely owe the MCU a royalty check on this one also the dceu also Indiana Jones foreign [Music] hours what does the map say [Music] going in circles are you suggesting that I'm reading the map wrong the map is also upside down rank that playback speed up to 1.25 and settle in for the movie equivalent of a Masha parody t-shirt that's not the complete disaster critics are making it out to be just a series of images in the vague shape of a movie and sounds in the shape of jokes that will drift into the same memory hole where all Netflix originals live never to be thought of or discussed ever again until red notice 2 autoplays at the end how the Great British Bake Off really storing Paul Ballard talk up Hamburglar mean gals Goss a cop egg Sheeran nobody expects the Spanish Exposition Yep looks ancient Egyptian to me hmm forbidden omelette [Music] five second rule and planarama ding dong this is a plan but what's the plan they're the most important part of any plant is a good night's sleep from the actual plan part the most important part of the plan step two plan ahead your last brilliant plan had some kinks in it what's a plant son of a that's not part of the plan that's strange is that your plan agents hardly I love this plan you know the kind of thing I'm into is a good plan a smart plan the opposite of this too many Crooks so if the rock is also the bishop that means Gal Gadot doesn't even have her own character name that's a nice save big on the hottest games exclusive bundles and more this winter with fanatical how can Ant-Man breathe if he's smaller than oxygen atoms whatever boats your float isopropane and propane accessories glossy night froms vexed Jack Q

Channel: Screen Junkies

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Length: 7min 9sec (429 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 14 2021