Honest Trailers | Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

foreign ERS sending hidden messages to children that only your most conservative Uncle can decipher and the director of Back to the Future the ride comes a sequel that ditches the low stakes appeal of Ant-Man in favor of an infinite Loop of Kang movies so Jonathan Majors plays all of them too late to change that in post huh Google Ant-Man and the WASP Quantum Mania in a world where the same effects team has to balance this and wakanda forever at the same time comes a theatrically released collection of storyboards where every actor looks copy pasted into their scenes reacts to absolutely nothing real [Music] and wanders around a stomach churning world of British Brown pond water come on he's been 200 million dollars on this and it still looks like gritty's colonoscopy Scott Lang is a famous author now or at least famous enough to leave all his day one homies behind back it up now he just wants to be a good dad because hopefully the third Cassie's the charm Cassie Lang is the mcu's fifth canonical child science genius your daughter built a subatomic Hubble telescope in a basement doing what any girl her age would do in San Francisco woke stuff you shrank a cop car what was I supposed to do look the other way hope has returned with nothing new to offer besides her tactical Hobbit hair Janet Van Dyne is back to vaguely hint at all the quantum sex he had in the quantum realm I had no idea I know it's we'll talk later she she never said anything well I don't think I would have told my kid either wild stuff I had knees oh my God and Michael Douglas is never too stoned to wander around and talk about ants for a paycheck science with ants and science uh this just makes me nostalgic for that Ant-Man one promo truly the most honest trailer of them all journey into the quantum realm and join our heroes on a desperate search for a reason to make more MCU movies as we all trudge through a half-assed orb Heist fetch Quest that's just an excuse to set up the next big villain him you left all of us with him he's looking for you they are talking about Kang right not from me and not from him he is the future yeah we met him in Loki you don't have to be coy about the name oh for him it's not a big reveal he told us who he was he's in the cold open uh whatever Jonathan major is dust off his best Shakespeare in the park boys that's what conquerors do as this once powerful being who refuses to accept he's been canceled over and choose scenery like a guy who knows that he's going away for a while so he better stretch each line as long as possible what are you going to do and the time when along for the ride or enough kooky aliens to let you know a Rick and Morty guy wrote this one too with new characters like Captain Obvious everyone is disgusting Bill Murray trying to be the fun Cameo that Jeff Goldblum was but Trends closer to another Ralph boner boner and the nod ready for Prime Time Modoc a floating joke with a grave warning for illumination Studios do not even think about making a live-action Minions movie so while spending time with the Ageless Paul Rudd is always a treat settle in for a universe that's gotten so big it's starting to collapse under its own weight that should have kept Ant-Man as the refreshing after dinner man instead of a dance floor salad to prop up the next 30 of these dumb things ah can we just skip to the new Fantastic Four I'd rather watch Louise recap the rest of phase five I'll see that's complicated because when I first starring small ride Hope Floats The Mask Stinger Ant-Man original recipe mad woman kangaroo shoes the mid Place Kirby sneeze land lord krylar with musical guest ants dad Punker henchman at my house my house broccoli Rob and Mr E from the band eels because his real-life dad invented Multiverse Theory said that's the most mind-blowing thing in a 200 million dollar movie the itty bitty witty committee how many holes do you have yeah seven holes wait are you sure there's seven I think that I Halls would count no did the math and butter count as one for being connected what about the separate peel for girls uh you for making me do whole math hey screen junkies now that comic book movies are flopping in theaters we did the actual math to find out if box office bombs kill careers click the box in the right to see if the rock will ever work again in an all-new episode of by the numbers subscribe if you need to spew spew into this Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper I am Rodney motisa from the earl gray tribe of the Congo

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Length: 6min 6sec (366 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 25 2023